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byteHead:*facepalm* WTF does that even mean? You guys keep shooting yourselves in the foot over and over again without flinching. I'm amazed, really How does one CHOOSE to have freewill without initially having it? Mehn you Christians on this thread are doing your religion a massive disservice |
ooman:No idea. Was being silly Here's what Google thinks 1. a feature of language or culture regarded as characteristically African. 2. the belief that black Africans and their culture should predominate in Africa. |
Sanchez01:Cain procreating with his sister not only suffers from theological problems, but from biological ones. Anyone with a fair grasp of biology will tell you that it is genetically impossible for two individuals alone to have populated the human species as we have it today. Besides the increased proliferation of genetic defects among the resultant offspring after the first generation, (which I would think that God wouldn't want for his people), there's also the problem of diversity. Are you telling me that two individuals alone are responsible for all the races we see in the world today, and only within about 6000 years? Yeah, think again. Some other Christians have tried to resolve this issue by saying that Adam and Eve were not the only humans that Yahweh created, but only the first. This however also runs into its own problems. Since these other creations were not privy to the original sin event, that implies that the sin-from-birth doctrine does not apply to the entire human population, but to only those related by blood to both Adam and Eve. On a side note, the whole original sin story itself is just obtuse. If eating the forbidden fruit was really what gave Adam and Eve the ability to distinguish right from wrong, then it was unjust for God to punish them for actions taken before they had such knowledge, and assuming God is indeed omniscient and knows the end from the beginning, then it seems completely bizarre and cruel for God to have set up this strange game in the first place. Anyway I digress... You said that inbreeding was fine because God had not made a law against it yet. OK. Recall that Jesus supposedly came to abolish the law right? (Ephesians 2:13-15, Hebrews 7:18-19). So why are you not steady banging your sister? It seems to me that Christians will sanction the most ridiculous things to maintain the piety of their God and ignore the glaring irrationality of their beliefs. Why did God kill 42 teenagers for calling a prophet bald (which he was, presumably)? "That was in those days.." Why did God sanction the murder of entire populations of humans that he created just because they weren't Israelites? "That was in those days.." How about all the ridiculous restrictions on foods, meats, clothing, as well as the laws allowing the burning, stoning and enslavement of others? "That was in those days.." The truth is that the bible is a collection of millenia old Jewish myths, a lot of which were gathered through contact with various ancient peoples. The story of Noah's Ark, for example, was adapted from a Mesopotamian myth called the Epic of Gilgamesh, which was written centuries before anything in the bible ever was. These stories are no different from the stories of Oduduwa of the Yoruba tribe or what-have-you from other ethnicities. If you anchor your worldview on such specious stories, then you will continue asking questions like this, while your mates in other climes solve the complex scientific issues that ensure the survival of our species in this universe. |
An2elect2:Well wouldn't you like that ![]() |
ooman:..the best for every black man. duh |
johnydon22:Some foreknowledge right there ![]() |
This is yet another pointer to the fact that the Jesus written about in the bible was either a myth or a goddamned fraud. To be fair, his father's track record is far from stellar either. What practical predictions or solutions does he offer for the current world in his book to the human population again? Squat. Zilch. Zero. Like someone already said above, you cannot tell things you do not know. |
ayoku777:Man.... I just can't I'm looking for an even simpler way to explain the gross logical blunder in the bolded argument above, but my hands dey fall me big time. "Your choice determines God's foreknowledge" = God does not know until you make the choice, ergo he is not omniscient. "So if God foreknows you choosing left, then it is left you will choose" = Your choice is dependent on the pre-mapped sequence of events in God's head, ergo man has no freewill. You're literally trying to have your cake and eat it. Do you know what mutual exclusivity means? It's either one or the other man. If you can make choices freely that affect your eventual end, then God cannot know your end from your beginning then, can he? It's simple really. Picture it this way. If every single person's actions unfolds in exactly the manner that God had foreseen it before he created the universe, then we are simply actors in his vision, no? That's not really freewill, is it? If, at the point of creation, God foretold to himself that at this exact time I would arrive at a crossroad and would chose the left road, then I CANNOT chose the right road then, can I? |
ayoku777:Yet again, this is where your logic fails. You're not omniscient as God is, so you do not and cannot know for a fact that your son will fail. Sure, you can extrapolate based on his temperament, attitude and current outlook on life that he is likely to fail in school, but you cannot know for sure that he will. Whatever conclusions you draw are merely predictions and can only be measured as a diminutive percentage of absolute certainty. On the other hand, God is omniscient so he not only knows with absolute certainty that your son will fail in school, he also knows the exact sequence of actions that will lead to this failure, what his exact final GPA will be and how many times he will eat rice during the semester. Now frank asked you earlier, if God knows a future event, can it not come to pass? And you answered this: But the answer to your question is yes. God's foreknowledge of our choices is never wrong. So if God foreknows you will choose to go to hell, then it means you will. Not that He predestined you for hell, but you chose by your own freewill to go there. God only foreknew you will make that choice.I am willing to assume that you are simply getting bogged down in the various terminology (foreknow, predestine), so let's discard them momentarily. I'll ask a simple question and I want you to answer without using either of those terms. Here it is: I am driving down a road that splits into two paths at an intersection. God, knowing the future, possesses the knowledge that I would take the left path. On getting to the intersection, can I choose to take the right path? |
johnydon22:Funny enough, Abraham isn't even the worst example from the bible since he didn't end up going through with the murder. There was some guy Jared or Japheth or smth, who actually sacrificed his daughter to Yahweh for helping him win a war. Talk about despicable |
ayoku777:https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/01/not-mad-amazed.gif |
GUYS I think I've solved this conundrum..... Seeing as my man ayoku777 is getting ever closer to employing the standard "we cannot understand the ways of God" copout, I thought I should offer some help. Here it is God has foreknowledge of EVERY single possibility of events EVER, but the universe as well as everything in it exists in some sort of Schroedinger's cat state, where frank317 can indeed be simultaneously eating only rice and only yam. NOTHING goes against God's will because it's all covered. Basically, for every action taken, there exists multiple alternate realities where alternatives of that action are taken simultaneously. And of course while frank317 is eating only rice in this reality, he is not aware of the other alternate reality frank317 that is eating only yam. God retains his omniscience, and we all retain our precious freewills ayouku777 You're welcome! ![]() |
This debate went viral on the interwebs earlier today when a Tumblr user posted the following image they took of a dress. Apparently people perceive its colors differently. Some think it is a White & Gold dress, while some others maintain that is Blue & Black. What color is it really? We may never know. What colors do you see? https://40.media.tumblr.com/a391a1b4b46dd6b498d379e50f96ecbc/tumblr_nkcjuq8Tdr1tnacy1o1_500.jpg https://i.imgur.com/N1JfsoR.png |
ayoku777:Man you have such a expert way of rationalizing the irrational. If you're not already making Oledepo-scale money as some sort of pastor somewhere, then you might be wasting your talent. By getting hung up on the definition of predestination, you shift focus away from perhaps the most crucial point in this conversation -- God's supposed omni-xx qualities. OK let's assume God indeed has a will for us all, and we can choose whether or not to submit to it. Fine. But God is omniscient. Why would he have a plan/will for you that he knows you will not submit to? The bible claims that God knows the end from the beginning. To anyone with half a brain, that means he knows the totality of actions past, present and future. Every possible occurrence is covered within this pre-known path of events. If you were to sneeze in exactly 5 minutes from now, God already knew it would happen before he created the earth. Whether or not you chose to call this predestination is your cup of tea. |
VivaLaFrans:Each successive frame attempts to show how unbelievably massive our universe is. The last one shows Jesus watching over the universe saying "Don't mas.turbate". The intended point is that the creator of this gargantuan universe, if any, couldn't possibly care for what people on earth do with their private parts. |
EnlightenedSoul:Well isn't inaction a course of action in itself? I would think that since you're present in the situation, and possess the ability to affect the outcome at no cost to your own life, then you're obliged to be a participant. If you decide to take no action, then you have, in essence, allowed the death of five over the death of one. Again, this holds if and only if you are considered an active participant in the scenario by virtue of your proximity, and latent power of influence. Also, since this is in the religion section, I suppose I could ask, "What would Jesus do?" Does he support the utilitarian point of view aka "the greater good'? Like in your first scenario, would he harvest the one man's organs to save the other five and basically take from Peter to pay Paul? Well, according to the bible he once saved a man's life by driving out his demons into a farmer's herd of pigs, causing them to immediately plunge to their deaths. So maybe? But then again, multiple comparably great evils are perpetrated in the world daily that one would think Jesus, being God himself, would have the power to stop, but evidently doesn't. So it would seem that he's given to inaction as well? I'm curious. How do Christians answer these questions? |
Fifty shekels of silver will do just fine, I'm told |
Macelliot:You freaking liar. I just wasted 7 minutes of my life watching an ediot stomp on another ediot's stomach. There's no snake anywhere in the video, because such things don't happen. You fellas need to provide evidence, or stop lying for your god |
wiegraf:True that. The proliferation of reason is always a beauty to behold I'll admit though that this section does miss the likes of Anony, DeepSight et al. Not sure if its just me, but each theist thread I open these days just makes me want to donate my brain to charity. Rankling ignorance everywhere. Jeezus. PS: How about that boy Zouma though? Back off Cahill! |
Donwetcell:No one's here anymore it seems. Nonetheless, welcome! |
This entire story of the Exodus is part of a longstanding collection of myths that the bible is composed of. No archeologist in his right mind today would tell you that the Exodus ever happened. There has been no archeological evidence whatsoever to support the claims that a multitude of Israelites were held in captivity in Egypt, that later traversed the surrounding wilderness en masse. So you see, whether or not Yahweh hardened Pharaoh's heart is irrelevant, seeing as this is really a bed time story of sorts from the Jewish Torah. If anything though, stories like these offer insight into the old Jewish perceptions of their deity, Yahweh. The various contradictions between his alleged omni-qualities (-benevolence, -potent, -scient etc)and acts like this, only show the illiteracy of the writers of these stories. This movie excerpt offers some salient thoughts on the subject https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx7irFN2gdI |
Looks like Mourinho is a big fan of yours on here ![]() Jeezus, what a clusterfuck of a game though (allegedly) Well, if I didn't see it, it didn't happen |
Well as long as we all agree that a comprehensive knowledge of bullshyt is required to discuss God and the afterlife |
Gary Cahill is the goddamn worst. WTF ![]() |
undercat:Somehow, I'm thinking of this ![]() http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-one-murdered-because-of-this-image,29553/ |
Pistolx:Obsessing that a very sick person will die until they eventually do doesn't make you psychic. It only makes you an obsessive pessimist. |
Pistolx:Seems more like you're suffering from OCD-level pessimism |
Lisaflex:Yes indeed I am skeptical. Growing up, everything I "knew" about the supernatural/paranormal I had heard from other people and from movies. All the times that I came close to something that was supposed to be juju, it turned out to be a load of bullsh*t. Basically, I have not once experienced any such phenomena myself. Of course this does not mean that such things do not exist conclusively. Rather, I put very little trust in subjective human accounts, knowing how easy it is for the brain to create events according to a person's beliefs/fantasy, or to wrongfully attribute exceptionality to normal events. Moreover it seems that accounts of the paranormal are more prevalent in societies characterized by relative scientific ignorance, high religiosity and substantial economic/life uncertainty. |
My experience of the paranormal is a little weird. Since I was a child, I have loved to fall asleep with my hands in my boxers. It's weird, yes, but it's a habit that I cannot do without even until today. Anyway, so a few years ago, I went to visit this girl that I had been toasting for a while, and we ended up knocking boots on the first night. At some point in the middle of the night after we had fallen asleep with the lights off, something in my subconscious startled me awake. Immediately I noticed that my joystick was missing from its usual spot. Oboy, come see shout. I was so shocked I just began to scream "My joystick! Where's my joystick!!!". Na so the girl wake up tell me "Your hand is in my pant you ediot!" PS: If anyone really believes they have experienced the supernatural, and have evidence of it, be aware that you can make a cool million dollars - cash! Courtesy of Randi.org since 1964. |
Atypical of th superior man |
Like anyone with half a brain could already tell you, this story is complete balderdash. http://www.snopes.com/photos/automobiles/lightningcar.asp While the story is certainly fantastic, it is also completely false. There have not been any recent reports of a church being robbed in St. Petersburg, nor have any credible sources confirmed several people died there in December 2014 after a vehicle was struck by lightning. In fact, it appears the only source reporting on these incredible and unbelievable claims is in the text accompanying the YouTube video. |
Richard Dawkins: The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.I've said it here before, and I'll say it again. Whether he exists or not, the Christian God is worthy of neither worship nor emulation. Nigga is batshit crazy |


