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Top 20 brainless blunders...

Sorry op for entering one chance, one needs to be smart to outsmart empty hen abi wetin be their name again. Like you , I saw that same message while checking my balance and because of the same curiosity that killed one cat like that for my village I started the game, trust sharp guy like me, I ensured I had just 3naira on my account, so I answered 1 and 2 at the appropriate places. I gave up with the game when I saw how stupid they think Nigerians are, I mean how can you ask me these:
October 1st is independence day?
Is white on the Nigerian flag?
Is 'moimoi' made from beans?
Chei! God punish whoever is behind this rubbish as well as the ones behind these silly short codes 5030, 5040, 5041etc. They want to run down my battery on daily basis with multiple stupid messages from them abi them think say I go still fall for their nonsense messages

That is an example of Nigerian made engris another perfect example is "like seriously" infact this one is seriously misused on nl, you will see someone who has nothing reasonable to contribute on a thread and all you will see from that person is "like seriously?"

I was called 'ojukwu' because on my constant frowning then...

I saw one on my birthday in May this year.... what can I infer from that

VoteOutPDPJona: I THINK THIS IS A GOOD OMEN, COMING ON THE HEELS OF OUR 54TH ANNIVERSARY AS A NATION. BY THE END OF NOAH'S FLOOD CAME THE RAINBOW. SAME IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO THIS COUNTRY AFTER MANY YEARS OF MISRULE.

bot227: it is not possible for him to win. Oyo state don't vote for the same person twice. nNo more bleaching cream nor Agbero. it is time for Ladoja. The ppl want Ladoja

Says who? Let's see what ibadan people will do now if Akala is to contest against Ajimobi and Ladoja. Oyo state don't vote for the same person twice my ugly bumbum...
And some people will be asking us to mark there words as if it is not politics we are talking about where anything can happen, so what is there to mark The same way they asked us to mark their words last election and all we did was to angrily cross them eventually because won mu oney!

Iro ni o! As in I.r.o.n.y

Daily mail thinz...

Sooo na him be say some people go become shareholders for nairaland be that... oya na let's go there!
Meanwhile, don't mind that brother up there o, we really need the dislike button.

LARRYDKING: silly u! Did u ask for a source? What source do u even want me to give u? That's just my view and opinion on the subject, that young man made a claim which lacks merit so shut the fv<k up!

Oh I see, your opinion! Some opinions are better kept to oneself and this, my friend is one of them as it lacks basis, merit, logic, fact and it is fvckd up!

LARRYDKING: source pls It's nt that i dont believe u, i'll just like to read d full details myself, something must be wrong somewhr. BTW, what's the name of the uni? See, if a 2.86 could beat OAU's best student in any test, he can definately beat the best student of his own sch too in such test. Tell me what i dont knw abt the test.

Now I know you have this silly mindset! So you can actually ask for source whereas you did not provide us with one when you were making unguided assertions, is that what you were taught in your so called federal school? Like one of my teachers use to say, you are simply comparing the incomparable!

Tell me the killer diseases manufactured by your God

Godfullsam: Only a greedy fool can fall victim of scam. You can not fall victim of scammers if you do not av desires to reap from where you did not sow.
Op thanks for the information anyway...

Mbanuuu! What is "greed" or "reaping where you did not sow" in someone being scammed trying to update his or her details on some scammers' platform I'll rather call them ignorant fool. Even some so called smart people fall for this...

To think that a fire station ia situated right in this market! Smh...

So what you are saying in essence is that if I am to withdraw about 100k which is the daily withdrawal limit on atm on an atm that can only dispense a maximum amount of 20k at a go, I must pay 65 naira for that Hmmmm.....

GenBuhari: [size=28pt]STOP Your panic [/size]

Young man stop shouting! We read you...

sirjohnson: Yay, that Nairaland girl is in trouble o

Yes oo, she is! and she gave so much away like her school, hostel and one of her cohorts Funke!

God help us! Even Ebola is more popular than boko haram these days

These ones? Piston broken since the turn of the century

dozai: Cheetahs are the fastest animal but can only run for 30 seconds or their brain will overheat and next is death. Thats why among the carnivores, They are not on top of the food chain, even wolves are above them, I guess they were given a slow but steady marathon race but they themselves can only run at high speed for 30 seconds. Thats how they were wired, Its a fact.

Leave him, let him continue quoting P. N Okeke, when all he should have done was to simple read up on cheetahs anatomy, lifestyle etc. Anyway Nigerians are too theoretical!

I hope this thread can help unveil the "first to comment" and "dancing azonto" group...

Lordave: now I know you ain't making real use of your head dude

oga leave sentiments aside jor! The point is that accidents like this are sometimes inevitable but how prepared are the authorities in minimizing such fatality? What others are trying to point out in essence is that, given similar circumstance in Nigeria and not just Nigeria alone it would be fatal, one instance came to my mind- sosoliso air crash in 2005 quite similar to this, flight took off from abuja and crash landed at PortHarcourt airport bursting to flames. I remember pastor Bimbo Odukoya along side some school children died in that crash with only two persons reported to have survived from 110 aboard.

[quote author=Okija_juju][b]Na wah o!

When I read things like this, I start to wonder...

Let us get this matter back into perspective. The man attended an interview that was organised to clear up the air on the recruitment scams that has rocked the organisation that he is in charge of. I am very certain that this must have been made known to him prior to attending the interview. Now I would expect that someone who is coming for such interview would have the following ammo in his arsenal;

1. The way and manner in which these scams have been operating.

2. How to avoid getting roped into such scams.

3. What to do when you find out you have been a victim of such a scam.

4. The numbers to call to report such scams.

5. The scam websites (if any) and how to detect and avoid them.

6. The legit website for job applicants to use and the security features on the website to look out for.

Now things like the function of his organisation, the steps they have taken to curb this scam, those arrested in connection with the scam, e.t.c should all be second nature to him.

So he comes on the interview poorly prepared. He didn't answer any questions that he was asked without first deflecting it and sending on to his 'Oga at the top'. He failed to clear up the primary reason for attending the interview which is to solve the employment scandal riddle. Then when pushed to tell the website of his organisation, a question that would have solved virtually everything, he decided to act like a charlatan. If you are focused on the goof, then you are lost. It went beyond the goof. This is as bad as the head of PPPRA being unable to tell us how much the official pump price of petroleum products currently is. That man looked highly unqualified for his position.

The journalists that you are criticising did their jobs. Don't forget that they were acting on behalf of the masses and if that man were in public, he would have gotten worse. Where it would have been unprofessional would have been if the man said; 'I am not too certain about it right now, let me get back to you on that', and still the reporters kept prodding. [/b]

You guys need to focus.. That man is representative of a failed civil service. I have told you here about the P.R.O of the Nigerian Police at Zone 6 Calabar who didn't know what a 'Police Character report' was or how to get it. Don't forget that Zone 6 police station is a Zonal HQ o! He even tried to defraud me by asking me to pay him to write me a letter of recommendation. If I didn't know what it was I was looking for, I would have been scammed. How does a clueless Moro.n become the head of an organisation in Nigeria!?

Please! If anybody should be facing criticism, it should be the "Ogas at the top" for employing such fucktards. Imagine if it were a solo individual that approached that man in private, what kind of information would he give that person!?

Abegi.. Let's all laugh at the matter jor! If it were a truly civilised country, by now, that man would be facing series of verification panels to check his suitability for the position he occupies. That interview might as well have been on CNN. that man embarrassed the Nation. [/b][/quote]I see no difference between your points and that of the person you quoted, it's always good to understand the other person's point of view to avoid unnecessary arguments.

Super1759: How did you come to this? Who and where did you get the information from?
If they are to dialgoue,is it on what ground?

You will as well dialogue with rats in your house, rapists and drug addicts

see jamb question, somebody say him be confusion 247, u dey ask how he come about that

Ogoni militant: Please where is Damon River located? This must be another river Jordan

if na play make you stop am o, dem talk say motor jam somebody and she regained her senses ,you come dey talk of river jordan. River jordan ko river michael ni

Ogoni militant: Please where is Damon River located? This must be another river Jordan

if na play make you stop am o, dem talk say motor jam somebody and she regained her senses ,you come dey talk of river jordan. River jordan ko river michael ni

caukerzee: i know sarcasm when i see or hear one, you werent sarcastic there at all. If theres any dull person here, its you. the fragments of shit you just posted up there couldnt even make a complet sense.

damn!!! Indeed, clap for your self if it doesnt make sense to you. Dude use ur brain! I just wonder on what basis you made that silly assertion up there that 80% of bb users cant afford subscription, perhaps what I said in that first post really applies to you going by the way you are really taking this...

caukerzee: please...you have a very s t u p i d mentality. U want to tell me only childish people use 2go and only matured people use bbm? I've seen many so called adults who act like 12year olds that use black berry. Its people like you that think only rich people can own blackberry. Its a fact that 80percent of black berry users in naija sweat it out to pay subscrition at the end of the month. There are also bb users that have 2go on their phones, what will you call those ones? Inbetween i guess? Man think b4 u speak not the other way round.

hey! If this is the way your brain can process what I wrote, then sorrryyyyy for that brain of yours! It is not my fault if you dont have sense of humour, I am not even a fan of bbm so dont even use it, I use 2go and whatsapp and was just jokinğ about what some of my 2go buddies say when they are not online for an extended period of time and you are here ranting like a frustrated fellow, all your replies really tell how dull a person you are

Deffwill: 2go is for kids..

cant agree less. It's for users who will only logon when they have free 5mb, 10mb cant be compared to bbm and whatsapp that work real time, no need to login, no money or data plan no access...

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deletrue: One of the most senseless comments. Are the so called kids not having parents to restrain them from tampering these mines and minerals. Ok, were the parents not benefiting from these illegal activity by their kids? So, they can as well enjoy the outcome of the illegalites.

The above is the most senseless comment I have read in recent time, if you dont know about an issue just read up and stop spilling rubbish online. Simply google zamfara lead poisoning 2010 and tell me how "so called kids..." as you described them are tampering with the mines and even deserved to bear the consequence of their parent's actions. We are talking about children here who are more at risk of lead poisoning here and you are writing nonsense.

mekaboy: SHAME ON YOU FOR TRYING TO MISINTERPRET THE WORD OF GOD, WHEN THE BIBLE SAID NO WEAPON, THERE WAS NO EXCEPTION TO PHYSICAL OR SPIRITUAL. IF THE ARMED ROBBERS WHO BORROW POWERS FROM THE DEVIL THAT BORROWS POWER FROM GOD, AND CAN PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM BULLETS USING CHARMS, HOW MUCH MORE WE CHRISTIANS?

SHAME ON YOU ONCE AGAIN, IF YOU SAY THAT THE WEAPONS THE BIBLE MEANT ARE NOT PHYSICAL, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE HEBREW CHILDREN THAT WERE THROWN INTO THE FIRE AND DID NOT GET BURNT ? OR ARE YOU SAYING THAT FIRE TOO WAS NOT PHYSICAL? SEE HOW FEAR HAS MADE YOUR MISQUOTE THE BIBLE.

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Going through your previous posts is a testament to the fact that you are one confused fella. Anyway like I said earlier you called it upon yourself, so, when the armed robbers come to your house, just refuse to cooperate infact tell them that no weapon pointed or shot at you will prosper you can even speak in tongues in the process but please do one thing for me record the ordeal in case you are able to entertain the robbers and they decided to spare you (dont count on that sha o!) so you can show us better what "we christians" should do in the face of robbery attack... Btw how old are you sef

mekaboy: BROTHER I REJECT IT IN JESUS NAME, I AM NOT MOCKING GOD BECAUSE I KNOW HE IS ALMIGHTY, ITS WE CHRISTIANS I AM TALKING ABOUT. WE CHOOSE WHICH PART OF THE BIBLE TO BELIEVE. WE BELIEVE THAT IF WE LAY HANDS ON THE SICK THEY WILL RECOVER, SO WE LAY HANDS ON THE SICK. WE BELIEVE IF WE GIVE IT SHALL BE GIVEN BACK SO WE GIVE. WHY DON'T WE BELIEVE THAT NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST US SHALL PROSPER?

okaaaaaay.... 'we christians' since the "we christians" also include you, before the end of 2012 dare devil armed robbers will visit you, please dont reject it oo cos it will happen. You can later come back and teach us what "we christians" should do, that is if you are sensible enough to increase your chances of staying alive by cooperating with them, then, "we christians" can take a leaf from you...
if you seriously think no weapon fashion against you shall prosper refers to physical weapons like ak 47 guns,deliberately pointed at you by armed robbers or terrorists, then a baby christian is better than you many fold. Even we know from the bible that our own weapon are not canal weapon, that is to say you can not use guns and bomb to pull down stronghold and it takes exceedingly great faith to use spiritual weapon to disarme a fully armed robber