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Chiamaka01:
Better luck next page.

You are what yoruba people call agbaya
you won't let us rest on freshers thread and you're still disturbing them here.

sazy:
U like to spoil show for person.....ehnn.....any way.....dir is still more page ahead......

Chiamaka pls can u list d Topics...u guys did in English
Physics
Chemistry and
Mathematics....pls..i need it now....pls...

Lmao......He's kidding, right?

Chiamaka01:
Isn't hanessy a girl? She said so earlier.

Oh....Hanessy isn't Hanasbay!!!.....my bad, I saw "Han" and I thought, you know....

Chiamaka01:
Okay, @timmytimmy, so you were a good boy and even a chapel prefect, good to know. But all i wanted to know was whether you participated in the buffet, anyway...


that's none of my business.

I understand that all-serious, thick bespectacled ones like you you have a thing for bad boys.......sadly, there is small salt in this milk I'm drinking*sips milk*

haydot95:
fight! Fight!! Fight!!!

see this one......LMAO!!
Better send a PM to Seun to open a thread for e-fights or better still, you could pick a fight with somebody.

hanessy:
seriously......anoda fyt.....u have got to be kidding me.....e-fyt is kinda kul tho.....abusing or insulting faceless dudes n dudets.....lolz....

Lil black boy from 'cross the Street, how are you doing today, I hope you slept well.

Chiamaka01:
Does this mean that, as at that time...? You know what, expatiate.

Chiamaka iyaf wantu hear bad thing oooh.
Actually, everything I can tell you would be mere heresay.Personally, I've never witnessed that kinda perversion. But the school expelled quite a number of people during my stay for me to know that stuff used to happen among boys.
I also knew students from back then who also had perceptible feminine attributes (imagine, in a Military school ).
Then when I became chapel prefect in Ss3(we called it chaplain provost) I had junior students complain to me occasionally about insinuations and unusually undeserved kindness from some not-so-kind seniors.
You must understand that it didn't always happen most of the time they claimed it did.Mostly, junior students just wanted to use it to disparage infamous or wicked seniors. It was a jungle back then sha

Neduzze5:
Hello everyone, greetings!

Please, my younger brother wishes to study Mechanical Engineering in the University. But in WAEC, he didn't write Biology or Agriculture even in NECO. Now, he has gone to FUTO and FUTO requires a credit in Biology for Mechanical Engineering.

He has also checked MOUAU (Michael Okpara University Of Agriculture, Umudike) and they require a credit in Biology or Agriculture. Now he's stranded and doesn't know what to do.

My question is:

Which University doesn't require any of these two subjects before they can give admission?

Thanks as I look forward to your replies.

I don't think I've heard of any relevant University that doesn't need Biology for Mechanical engineering.

The only universities that might give that allowance will probably be mushroom private universities that need students.

My advice to your brother would be to forfeit one year and write GCE (he could do predegree to make the time forfeited more worthwhile).This more complete newly acquired result would also help him in future endeavours such as job interviews.

Also, I understand that it might seem tempting to want to use a not-so-authentic result for the time being. That might be extremely dangerous as most schools do a cross-checking with the respective secondary schools and institutions around 300L and then they usually withdraw such students without warning.
I believe I've been of help.

dejii01:

Sadly. He didn't deny it

Actually, that used to happen during the earlier years of the school, when men were still being admitted.
As at the time I was leaving the school, if you had seen the SS1 students ehn.....some should have been in primary school

dora7891:
chaaai darris God o

Dora.....children of nowadays

Chiamaka01:
Darlene1, God forbid. I won't fight with a nerd. Anyway, you guys should look at the bright side, they quarrelled and reconciled, at least, they expressed themselves. It's much better than beefing each other.

Lmao....see me see trouble oh, so now I'm the nerd.
Yaf die today

dora7891:
please take it easy b4 u break thoz *nerd* fingers...grampa's *nerd* fingers r not strong (lookin out 4 u)

Chiamaka01:

*Brings out pen and Paper and starts to jot down names of culprits*

dejii01:
I'm well aware of how few people resolve to what's 'available' to them in military schools to satisfy certain needs. But you've shown keen interest in MOZ101 You're safe.

Tell me I'm wrong.

Just pray you don't get to see me when we resume
*cracks knuckles*

dejii01:
I have a very pure mind. Don't get me wrong, I'm only well-informed.

Well-informed......How many meanings does 'flog' have?

pelumhee:
I heard from an Xpredite that No kitchen is Boys hostels..how true is this?

We have Kitchens in very few boys hostel.
I'm not sure but I think the earlier you pay, the better your chances of being alloted a good hostel.

Oh, yeah....and to everyone, if you believe in prayers, start praying for good roommates(especially guys).Your roommates will go a long way in determining your success or failure.

lilchris04:
oh thanks bro. it's the usual slim bunk bed size that we are to buy right?

Yup....the students mattress.

lilchris04:
what bed size please?? and what other stuff, abeg think harder nah.

Buckets, stove, kitchen utensils, toiletries.....those are the basic stuffs you need.

Darlene1:
Me too, not because it's reasonable(apparently, it's the opposite) but because... it just got me smiling hysterically. I don't see a need why it should be posted here though. Can't differences be settled amicably without embarassing each other

In the Roman Empire of those days, you think people used to watch gladiators fight for nothing?

However, this is the civilised twenty first century, NL is our colosseum

Darlene1:
No naa... Just being sarcastic.. ..

sarcastic? .....I don't seem to get

dejii01:
Flog? Hmmmmmmn

Children of nowadays sha....
Deji has an unclean mind

Darlene1:
Yea... that's sincerity and humility. Good life is not all about not making mistake, it's about owning up you made....and learning therein. Oya sit down as I prophesy Timmytimmy and Chiamaka01 start the next round of E fighting. .. and



You'll be the 'umpire'

Lol......nice prophesy
Looking forward to it

dejii01:
Nerds ke. I would be your dean

You were evasive in your answer. How did you rise to lecturer level? Who were your female subjects?

I wouldn't want to think otherwise.

Are you really thinking what I think....if i flog you ehn

sazy:
Haadi.....nd Prescott001......are fighting in d whatsapp group...o...make whona come separate o........

That's not fair now, let them bring the showdown here.

Chiamaka01:
Fight night! Fight night! Fight night!

Chiamaka, tell them....Daddy served in Vietnam

haydot95:
late as in late or late as in late? Which one

As in......Late as in LATE (abeg, not dead oh)

sazy:
Haadi...dnt make me vex o
.ve b like a broda...friend to u.........hw will u said dat i made u do wat.....i would ve come to ur house and start a fight with u...o....but i just remember dat am not of dis world.....just tank our lord Jesus Christ o.... Haadi...dnt make me vex o
.ve b like a broda...friend to u.........hw will u said dat i made u do wat.....i would ve come to ur house and start a fight with u...o....but i just remember dat am not of dis world.....just tank our lord Jesus Christ o....

*Hands him boxing gloves*

dejii01:

Deji is late

haydot95:
mk people go dy settle their grievances there shey?

Asinnn.....Fights like Ladokun12 vs Understatement
*Rotfl *

Chiamaka01:
gan gan gan gan

*chanting* fight fight fight fight! !

haydot95:
nxt match pls

understatement:
Lwkm...see as thread full....nigerians like fight sha...

I'm seriously considering a new career, e-wrestling manager, a thread needs to be open for fights oh.

Hanasbay:
sazy see what You made me do now but o well am sorry once again for my outburst

This is the last time such would happen again

Lol.....don't worry about it ehn, everyone here is mature enough to understand (I want to believe so).

We should have shows like this more often, you know.

understatement:
lolz...show don finish..make una go home

Chai......why na!!!!!!

haydot95:
Timmytimmy,I'll pay for the pop corn later,calm down

This has been a fun moment sha, pay up! !! NOW!!

Chiamaka01:

See as people plenty dey watch fight......
I smell FP.
Chiamaka self dey gbadun am

Lemme not lie sha, I can't deny the fact that I'm enjoying the showdown . It's been long that I witnessed a good e-fight.

*Rolls popcorn trolley onto thread*

Popcorn for sale!! Popcorn for sale!!