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Hanasbay:
for una mind intelligence is the key ba


See fools



I don't wana sound spiritual but I believe in the impossibilites




So all ya sounding blunt feeling like say the predegree na una life or say after school una go work under som1



Mehn you all should get a life of your own

Seems like you can't do without using derogatory terms, i really think you should work on that attitude of yours.I'm guessing you're a young person like I am and being insultive doesn't take people far.Try to be nice even when you think you've not been treated well.

I clearly stated before now that I believe God has bigger plans for you and you still chose to say that we're talking like PD is everything. No?

Anyway, I understand that you're not happy and you have good reason not to be but being bitter towards a group of faceless people won't solve anything.


You seem to believe in God (at least you acknowledged Him in what you said), God doesn't like people calling other people fools.okay?

I've tried to be as polite as possible as you must have noticed. I really think you should apologise.

lilchris04:
woow..we'll manage. so what stuffs can we take na..just give a list of random stuff.

Take lots of Anti-malaria drugs, I don't wish y'all malaria but the mosqitoes there ehn, they ain't loyal.

Science students,buy your Lamlad books from home, over there, they'd cost an arm and a leg.

Buy hard cover notes from home, they sell them at throat-cutting prices there.

What else? Errrrrrm

uumm:
not unless someone decides to pour a bucket of ice cream from out the window of a plane flying over Benue state.. #vanilla-flavoured-snow..

Lmao.........and I hear a lot of Yam is consumed there, Yam + Ice cream = Yice cream.
What about Akwa Ibom?

uumm:
but then, that's exactly what a nerd would say- "I'm no nerd".

uumm:
but then, that's exactly what a nerd would say- "I'm no nerd".

dejii01:
The lecturer? How did you gain experience?
I recall you went to an all boys secondary school.

Chiamaka01:
Ah ha, so you've taken it and even lecture it. When did you take it and how did you pass? You're a nerd, it's obvious.

Chiamaka01:
You also attended an all-boys school, infact, just answer deji's question.

yeeeeeeepa!!!! See the way nerds are attacking me.
We had different kinds of training in the school...
Remember that it's a Military institution hence all those things you people want to know are a matter of National Security.
*in Tom Cruise's voice* I'll tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

Chiamaka01:
I thought nerds don't participate in MOZ101.

Oh no......I'm not taking that course, I'm their lecturer
Btw, I'm no nerd, I'm not even close to being a nerd.

uumm:
Mr davidmascot, your posts on this thread have been like snow in Nigeria lately.. Where have you been?

I was about to ask the same.
uumm, does snow fall in Benue state?

Chiamaka01:
Wait, what does 'igo' mean? I know 'oju' means 'eye'.

igo means bottle or glass....."Oju igo"literally means eyes of glass......but it's a jocular term for people that use glasses.
Btw, I also use glasses

uumm:
why do people think all nerds must own a pair of recommended glasses

Lol, no small thanks to Hollywood.

Chiamaka01:
Is that a wild guess or was it based on what i said?
Well, i do.

I knew it!!!!.....Being a nerd is an art form, you've now completely fulfilled all requirements . Congratulations, oju igo.

olumorinmoses:
that is total bulshit!

A well known fact, another name of the game is bulshit......but nothing can be done.
Diploma in Unilag goes for over 300K, can you see how generous OAU is?

olumorinmoses:
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dese people are kinda funny ooooo. what d hell did dey min by dose mind blowing cut off marks for pd? is anybdy's tot in tandem with mine? oau management dserves prospective pd students thumb-ups for robbing dem by collecting deir 15k, or what do u guys tink? say somtin plssssssss if u want to!

We are in Nigeria bro.That didn't start this year and it's neither going to end this year. If anything, the cut-off marks were lower than last year.
In our education system, competition is the name of the game.

Chiamaka01:
*starts pursuing him with a cutlass*

Lol...
Chiamaka, you use recommended glasses right?

uumm:
#SPOILER ALERT..






What will you do if you see this on oau's website..


NOTICE TO PROSPECTIVE STUDENTS :
It has been brought to the knowledge of the school management that rumours have been flying around about the 2014/2015 admission process. We would like to inform the general public that cut-off marks are not actually out yet.. Please note that due to poor administration on our part, the school's website was hacked a few weeks ago and false cut-off marks were uploaded. The JAMB site was also hacked by one Mr Johnwills. Please ignore any claims as touching cut-off marks, admission lists or letters. We are working effortlessly to ensure that the proper cut-off marks are released within the next month- after which students are advised to print the "ORIGINAL" admission letters (containing passports of your parents and grand-parents) from the JAMB official site.


Thank you.
The school management.

I hope you understand that less problems have caused madness......if you think I'm lying, go to Yaba left and take a quick survey.
Please oh....

Chiamaka01:
Wow, and you're a jambite. I'm delighted to meet you, brainiac.

I usually don't subscribe to aliens calling humans brainiacs but then it's none of my business.

haydot95:
the truth felt pretty bitter for the guy jare

Lol....someone had to do the dirty work.

Dammytrager:
oh! u cant understand, we're talking bout current electricity here, d movement of charges in a conductor n an electric field is usually created around EEE students (d gal n I lol) so if u get in between, u'll get electrocuted

My brother, berra tell her oh.

Hanasbay:
Bleep you for your trash

oooooooh I think you misunderstood his intentions bro, he was trying to be diplomatic in breaking the bad news.Your score isn't high enough hence you might want to consider other options. Don't be discouraged or feel down, I'm sure God has bigger plans.

Btw, next time, please for the sake of harmony, ask for clarification before you use the F word on people. Okay? It's not very polite.

phorlarkemy:
I don't mind buh am newly admitted

Welcome to the thread .....we could use more female lawyers.....aunty babysmart hasn't been very loyal of recent.

dora7891:
Timmytimmy = m+f=x timmytimmy oya gan find x

Dora stopped taking her meds again sha

babysmart:
Congratulations to everyone who passed d cut offs

Hmmn d cut offs are really low dis yr o,40% Last yr GLR cut off was 54%

Well well well,it's all gud,medicine cut off will always remain 80% so pls be prepared

Don't b intimidated by dose with high scores because,just as my bro ummm said,dis just d beginning and it has nothing to do with d ending.

Pls KNOW YOURSELF very well and don't compare yourself with anybody,make d right decisions (especially wen it comes to filling of courses) oau can't admit everybody into d faculty of medicine,law or pharmacy.

Don't b shy to ask people questions,be informed and follow instructions.

Mix with d right people,trust me u don't want to get involved with people dat will only waste ur precious time and not add any meaning to ur life.

Don't just read, bt make sure u understand and assimilate,pls do not deceive yourself by putting book in ur front and earpiece in ur ears o.

With dese few words of mine, I hope I av been able to convince u dat oau cdl, Moro is a place to be(a place where u can b fine tuned) for every aspiring oau student.

Hallelujah Sombori!!! The ministry is moving oh, aunty mi.....

uumm:
congrats to everyone on here who made it...
truth be told- this is only the beginning, and it has nothing to do with the ending...

Truer words have seldom been said.

DrHost:
second week of nov ?

yeah....that's what I heard.

dora7891:
lol ... im dora dangote... d daughter of aliko dangote.... I hav dangote blood ....oga take a seat

There is Dangote sugar in her blood

dora7891:
lmao... we? how bout dis ...u starve and I eat nd u could be broke just gimme all ya money ... Nd I shall love ya forever hehehe

eh, Dora, seems like I've not properly introduced myself.
I'm Mazi Okeke Timmy, the great grand son of Ikemefuna the great hunter.....I have igbo blood

dora7891:
all des children

XXX5. ....see, I told you guys, the Specimens are not going to be easy to study.

dora7891:
connect who nd who.... in which life

I want her to see it and go bananas.....

dora7891:
*clears throat* u-u-unprincipled? goodness me.... hmmm I see dem as .... daring... dey takin risks....like dats just awesome

Dora.......I've wanted to say this since, let's get married and elope.
*singing*
As long as you love me, we could be starving, we could be broke....

Chiamaka01:
But, next week is actually next month.

Good point, I also heard VC's list will be out in the second week.

dora7891:
wow cut off was soo low dis yr.... either loads of students got real low or der wer littl applicants

or questions were relatively harder.

Johnwills......you don see expredite wey no dey kill mosquito, that was an expression jor.

Johnwills likes uumm........
I thought John was a boy's name and stuff was 14years

Chiamaka01:
You're right. Moderation is key. But, i usually see people who always follow their heart as unprincipled.

Of course, Of course.

oland:
..plz nid ansa 2 diz question

I had a friend that was less than 1 mark below the cut-off last year, she was never picked because she fell for the lie that they don't use connections in OAU
Tell the person to act fast.