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XXX5:

Timmytimmy is the lecturer of MOZ101
That course is gonna be fun

LMAO......see the kind of infamy I've earned for myself.
Anyway, in other news,
Boys.........better guard up, the course won't be a walk in the park, word around is that the Specimens we have this year won't be like previous years, they are going to be
Dr Chiamaka, my co-lecturer can tell you more about this

dejii01:
Signatures now appear below posts. Up Nairaland.

I'm not sure but I think it's because you just uploaded a signature for the first time.

Chiamaka01:
Cool siggy, @timmytimmy. And, uhm, sometimes following the heart can lead to destruction, but the head is right, 99 times in 100.

Lmao....I'm guessing you know that you inspired the signature. A newly acquired sister-in-philosophy and about the heart and head, the head is a boring "fellow", Life is too short to be always following the head, we gotta make mistakes y'know.

Dammytrager:
hmmmn...timmytimmy my broda, my server here sef gallant oya connect us sharpaly

Lol....My suddenly acquired brother, nothing goes for nothing oh.Don't worry ehn, when we resume, i'll personally do the handing over, just make sure all your MOZ101 instruments are sophisticated and state-of-art.

Chiamaka01:
Lol.
It's totally awesome, right?

It's actually true and quite unfortunately so...Reading it is somehow, can't find the word to describe the feeling.

A somewhat reliable source told me the list should be out next week.......I honestly don't know if we should get our hopes up . Let's just keep our fingers crossed.

Congrats to everyone......Start eating a lot of meat, consuming all the food you can and sleeping as much as you can.Moro is synonymous to sleeplessness

dejii01:
Just look at them

While I'm here thinking of how to get direct entry to Moremi301

You want to die early abi....only Lecturers offer that course

XXX5:
I bet very few peepz can spend so much on a gadget @ IFE...most peepz wud prefare to burn the cash @ new buka

I like your thinking, what shall it profit a man to buy Iphone 6 to impress girls just to go back and soak garri every night?
Team NewBuka#

Dammy, girl for "Connect" in Elect Elect, think twice before you reject my offer, you know the girls there are an endangered species, na so so wire una sabi carry........

Chiamaka01:
Have you registered?

Eh....it haf taaaaaay, dey there make pant dey wear you


Btw, your signature is *swallows spit*

The problem with NL is that a lot of opinions are accepted by the general public as truth, simply because they were intelligently presented.

OP, with all due respect sir, a very large part of what you posted here is not remotely true but of course a very large number of people will stumble on it and think they have struck gold.

Since, I don't have the time to disprove a lot of what has been said here, I'll beg everyone that sees this to do their own personal investigation.

I'll end by addressing the OP, this your post has an innocent "scientific" look but has a lot of anti-religious undertones.If you want to be a true scientist, please take out all the sentiments attached and allow people come to their conclusion.
Gracias.

Dammytrager:
I think I'll also b interested in dah course too

You're still thinking......Registration already started

XXX5:
kudos to dammytrager ur countdown warns me day by day that I've gotta start preparations....I'm currently working trying to gather sum cash to update my swaggs B4 may 5th

deji I understand ur plight...I also attended Nigerian Navy Secondary School in Lagos...with all the military drills nd parades....ur parents would still want yhu to go to NDA....where ur dreams bcome shattered...

188 days ain't far any more kudos to dammytrager ur countdown warns me day by day that I've gotta start preparations....I'm currently working trying to gather sum cash to update my swaggs B4 may 5th

deji I understand ur plight...I also attended Nigerian Navy Secondary School in Lagos...with all the military drills nd parades....ur parents would still want yhu to go to NDA....where ur dreams bcome shattered...

188 days ain't far any more

NN sec school.......Nice.
Seems like we have a lot of military blood here.

Darlene1:
Neither do i think you are chiamaka. I believe though that it's a sarcasm.

Sorry, I don't get.....

Chiamaka01:
You are so dead

*In Chiamaka's voice*

Class, today we will learn about bush babies(not the natural ones that are animals, I mean the ones you see dwarfs acting as in Nollywood movies)
some characteristics:
1) They cry.
2)They carry mats
3) You can become wealthy if you steal their mats.
4) They aren't living things hence they are so dead
5) They can't die again because they are already dead.....bottom line is they are so dead.
6) They are so dead
7) They are so dead.

olokuntemidayo:
. plzzzz it is private

Chiamaka be like

*sees her coming with an axe, jumps into bush and becomes a mat carrying bush baby *

moyes5757:
u may b a civillian now but u av "carried d rifles and recieved d training" i will therefore kip my distance even here on nl nd try not 2 piss u off because i'm sure u've not 4gotten ur training nd whoz 2 say dat u dnt av a rifle.

Jesus!!! LOL! Do they now hawk rifles that everyone has one?...Please oh.
Like he said

dejii01:
I won't worry, he's now a bloody civilian.

I don't even kill mosquitoes

uumm:
"carried the rifles"

He carried rifles

To people who love life:
You might wanna be careful how you joke with this guy- HE CARRIED RIFLES

LMAO!!!!!...... if I catch you ehn......

jozeph1:
lol yea 8female children frm one woman

*Swallows hard*
Bros, you dey vex oh! Pikin na poo?

Good luck with that.

jozeph1:
Hmmmm back then during my secondary school days i thot entering uni was going to be simple little did i knw twas "survival of the fittest"
i wrote 2014/2015 jamb and post jamb, i applied for medicine in uniuyo but my name wasnt on the list, i applied again for medicine and surgery in uniuyo foundation program (thats pregree), stil waiting for the result but am hoping God answers my prayers by making me pass that exams tho twasnt tof but we had lots of competition with over hundreds of students applyin for medicine in the pregree program
so it seems am on the same boat with you guys tho sailing a different coast
my dream is to be in med school, get my mbbs and work as an obstetrician/gynaecologist and marry a girl from Abu dhabi or dubai and [b]have 8 female children[b/]
sorry for intruding on oau predegree space

I hope you don't mind me asking, 8 female children from one woman?
......lemme keep quiet before I get into trouble

Oh, btw.....good luck with your dreams dreams of being a doctor that is.

dejii01:
Exactly! Military is over-rated and it's not meant for everyone. it limits one's freedom as you just keep taking orders from above that can't be questioned, no matter how highly placed an officer is. In actual sense, soldiers are 'tools'. I'm sure your dad plans on making you do the Short Service Course

Yeah, my dad has a military background.

There....finally, someone understands.


Lol....you and who wan become kolito
For me, it's being a regular or nothing (God might have other plans sha but I hope not).
I have already put everything concerning the Military in the past where it belongs. It's time to make new history.

dejii01:
Lol! It's not that, I think it's the timing with the situation that came up at the other thread.

Lol....of course, I understand but let's still see sha

Timmytimmy:
This thread has finally lost colour again.
Okay....so, let's do something fun again.
Books tell a lot about our struggles and outlook to life. I know not everyone reads but at least you must have read one or two books that have had powerful and life altering influences on your life as a whole.

The break is getting more boring by the day so we can actually enrich ourselves by reading, watching movies and listening to good music.

Here goes, let's write some books and movies that have had the greatest impacts on us in the time we've spent on earth.They should not be more than 7; 7books,7 movies(if you don't know up to 7 movies, you could write songs).
I don't think it should be by nomination, just login and pen down yours down.
Lemme know what you guys think sha.

Gracias.

Signed,
Timmytimmy.

I take it that no one is interested

dejii01:
Ohhh good point.

Nahh, he wasn't interested. He's in the army as a soldier since it's default by being an ex-boy, not anymore sha. He's on school leave completing his degree. Enjoying their monthly pay.

I'm guessing you're not interested in NDA also. I've noticed most military school graduates think it's the norm to go to NDA.

Almost all my friends are there at the moment...I for one believe the Military isn't for everyone. I wore the uniform, carried the rifles,received the training. I believe being in the Military is over rated by a lot of Nigerians.

My dad is still on my matter sha, he still wants me there but oooooh, if only he knows the dreams I have . I've stayed around a lot of soldiers and watched as dreams were killed. The important thing is the fulfilment of our earthly purposes.

Btw, do you have Military parents?

moyes5757:
Barrister ladokun hbd oo ki starch pe lara suit oo

ki polish pe lara shoe

dejii01:
Yes, that's right. Though it's a cheap shot.

If you had missed your POP, it'll hunt you for the rest of your life. It's just like saying I should have missed my prom, I no go gree lai lai. Once in a lifetime thing.

I'm usually impressed by POP's, my elder brother is an ex-boy, so I've witnessed one.

Where's your calendar? Or it's not like the way NMS do theirs?

You have said it all oh, I don't regret doing that POP.
Your bro is an ex-boy, wow! did he move to NDA?
Btw, I made jotters not calendars. Calendars get thrown away once the year's over

moyes5757:
Timmy

Moyes himself!.......
Where have you been now?

Ladokun12:
u guys no even greet for my birthday I don vex o

*enters thread carrying palmwine and alligator pepper*

*in Peter Fatomilola's voice*
Chief Arogunmasa the alale (gods) of ilu Naira wish you a happy birthday.

For the 2013/2014 predegree session,this was our list of cut-off marks.
Make your choice from the list.
NB: Don't be scared to make a mistake for now, you'll still be given an opportunity to change it but nevertheless, it's good to know the right thing and do it right from now, it will save you stress.

Also, this cut-off list will change, be sure about that because the same number of people that wanted to do elect/elect engr for example won't choose to do it this year. That's a fact.

sazy:
Boss Dammytrager....wat if i remove Engineering physics nd put apply geophysics....hope dir we b no probs....

What you need to understand about the Physical Sciences(ie courses associated with the CMP subject combination) is that you have quite a good range of ecomomically relevant courses that you can fill under each choice (ie 1st,2nd and 3rd choice) however we still follow the same pattern BCP students use in choosing courses.


The pattern is thus;
A subject of high cut-off(from previous years and speculation from that year) as first choice.
A subject of lower cut-off as second choice.
A subject from the set of subjects having the lowest cut-offs as third choice (usually subjects that stay on 60 consistently every year)

dejii01:


Modified

Lemme analyze,





Just all of a sudden, it made complete sense. Also, being witty, a trait of most 'ex-jamz', is a character you exhibit. I reside in one of the neighboring states of Jos, I have friends in Airforce Base, Mando, so I'm quite familiar with some of your people. I should be a detective.

There you have it, my presumption.

Is this guy for real?
Naija don get Sherlock Holmes sha
Wow......I give it to you, your intuitive power is very impressive. I'm an ex-jam and was doing my POP during PUTME plus I was going to play a really important role in the POP so I couldn't just leave.

You stay in KD right?(make me self form detective)

dejii01:
Timmytimmy, did you finish from AFMS?

OMG.....How in heavens name do you know that?


*In Bruce Willis voice* who are you?

dejii01:
Ahaa! Pre-degree clears any doubt!

Lmaoo! Atoh, who wan grow white beard for house?

Lol....See this dude oh, some of us don turn Gandalf the White for house oh.
If only I had known, diariz God sha.