₦airaland Forum

Tolexander:
Good

But which one of the two guys is the Fulani herdsman and which one is Sam Loco's son.

Cos I can't really get the difference between the two.

Babalegba:
Why not complain to NCC. The real problem is the typical lackadaisical Nigerian attitude to work and pitiable human interaction skills in Nigeria.

NnaaMenn:
Jeez!! OK, thanks. Will still do another test just to confirm.

But how are you sure its not the second test you did that is wrong?

NnaaMenn:
I was told I am AA and 0+ when I did my health clearance for university admission some years ago. What are my compatibility advice? I can marry anyone abi?

Evaberry:
but she said she's a pastor
why didn't she pray

NwaAmaikpe:


Before I can take him serious,

He should first repay Jim Ovia the money he defrauded him while still a staff in his bank.

JLM:
Ok i will.

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For bitcoin, go to block chain and open a wallet.

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You need a bitcoin wallet or a perfect money account.

After opening one, go to this exchanger site: www.instantgold.ng


They are legit and registered too. You can sign up on the exchanger site and enter your Nigerian bank details so that you can buy USD from them. They fund you within 24hours.


Regards

sirqeeboi:
The answer is 17...just odd one out...

emmasege:
Someone close to the Ooni should please advise him to keep his wife/wives and marriage from the public. She ridiclules our culture and tradition. Until Ooni Sijuwade died, none of his wives was given prominence like this Edoite. Who among the frontline Yoruba kings from Alaafin to Alake to Awujale (etc) flaunts his wife and gives them so much prominence as the current Ooni does. Some of them might probably have more beautiful, classy and elagant wives than Ooni Ogunwusi.

Why won't an olori misbehave when she's given a wrong impression that she's a kind of First Lady in Yoruba land by following the king everywhere he goes? Reduce her influence and prominence to the palace, and see her comport herself accordingly. In Yoruba land, if a queen misbehaves, it is less of an issue because the king can always shift to the next olori.

Ooni should please cut this woman to her size.

Tolexander:
Nothing so magical, spiritual, metaphysical or extraterrestrial in this.

The lower layer of the troposphere could have been contaminated by impurities which could form lather with condensing water in the atmosphere.
Or the lithosphere (soil) of the place has some chemicals which can form lather with the rain water.

Mind you, rain water is soft and can form lather easily with soapy agents.

I trust my business minded brothers. They could go there to pack the sand, label it a detergent and start selling it.

NwaAmaikpe:




Nice one,
Nwa Igbo ekwesiro I-me onye ofe nmanu oyi.


This is Ogunmola's law at work or The law of diminishing marginal sexual utility.

OGUNMOLA'S LAW


States that every pvnny has an expiry date.
Upon expiry of which, the satisfaction derived from remaining in such relationship is inversely proportional to the happiness generated from smashing the pvnny even if time is constant.

olapluto:
You can actually get some STDs from eating cold suya.

Amagite:
Amara who is a relationship coach has now changed her name to her maiden name, Amara Blessing Nwosu. She broke the news on her Facebook page and also revealed the divorce will be made official on 16th of October.

DRPAIT123:
there is no f**king savage in this crap men....its definitely the handiwork of some jobless phynotic fanatics,Don't live fake lives....I stand with hushpuppy....I stand with ray

seguno2:
India based?
How many churches has he built?
Another Ozobulu loading?

dakeskese:
...

In as much as I am against these pastorpreneurs, something tells me someone just designed that list.

Where d church address de?

EVILFOREST:
Give Igbos BIAFRA and watch ANAMBRA destroy it completely...

I am not surprised either...

dingbang:
A handful of us have been victims of our ATM cards being seized by the Automated Teller machine and when this happens, it leaves us devastated. Have we been curious to really know the reason why this is so? This thread will try to give us highlights of some possible causes and enlighten us to properly use the ATM when next we visit.

(I highlighted some words for those who are ITKs. They won't read in between lines but jump into conclusion).

I would also call on Professionals in the banking sector to add to these points being highlighted so that we too can learn. Before I will start, let's have a brief Introduction about the ATM. Some of the points were culled from blogs.


An ATM (Automated Teller Machine) which is also called by some other names like ABM (Automated Banking Machine), Cash Machine or Cash Point is a self-help electronic banking device which is networked with financial institutions and performs financial transactions for clients. Modern ATMs can perform a variety of functions including cash withdrawal, cash transfer, cash deposit, utility bills payment, balance inquiry, obtaining the bank statement etc. Despite of all the advantages, ATM cards, Debit cards or Credit cards which are used at ATMs may get swallowed by the machine. There could be several possible reasons for this trouble which I have discussed below.


1- Inserting the card wrongly


There is a way to insert the card in ATM. You can find an arrow on one side of the card which indicates in which direction you have to push it into the card inlet of ATM. But if you do not do that way, ATM might fail to read your card and swallow it instead of returning it.

2- Having no balance or insufficient balance in account


Some ATMs are configured to hold your debit card or ATM card if you have no balance or insufficient balance in your bank account. That is an unfair policy to hold your card for that reason but it’s happening.

3- Using a faulty or broken card


Every card has the name of account holder written on it in plus a magnetic strip on the back which carries necessary details which is machine readable only. If for some reason the name or magnetic strip fades away, the ATM will not be able to read the card and might hold it. Same is true in case of using broken or bent card. It might get stuck inside.

4- Using a card in wrong ATM


An ATM is configured to support certain services like Visa, MasterCard, Discover, Maestro, American Express etc. If you insert a card into such an ATM which does not display the logo of your service, your card might be eaten by the machine.

5- Using an expired card


This is a big issue about which people do not care. If the card has crossed the expiry date, the card becomes useless. Putting that into the cash machine might get swallowed by it.

6- Using the blocked card


If you lost your card, blocked it and later recovered it but didn’t unblock it or your card was blocked by the provider due to the violation of any term, using such blocked card will alert the ATM and it will simply eat up your card.

7- Use of reported card


A stolen card must be reported immediately. Such cards become useless even if you recover them. Using such cards will result into alerting the cash machine and holding your card.

8- Out of order ATM


This is one of the biggest issue which can create troubles for users. An out of order machine can swallow your card instead of returning it. The major cause for this problem could be the failure of any mechanical or electronic part inside the machine.

9- Entering PIN erroneously several times


When you use your card at an ATM, you have to enter the PIN before proceeding to services menu page. If you have forgotten the actual PIN and enter it erroneously several times, ATM will hold your card considering it a stolen card or a theft attempt. Sometimes, mistakenly entering wrong PIN more than once can result into the same.

beetown:
Seems you're right about the insecurity, that could be the reason she always checked my WhatsApp... When I do what she likes she'll compare me to either her father of elder brother

obicentlis:
Mr Edeth, you are not the first priest to resign from The Church and you can't be the last. Your arrogance to the authority is what led you out. The church is structured in humility and obedience, whoever that lacks this, can't be a leader. You are not greater than Fr. Mbaka and can't be greater than other priests with special grace that are still under the authority of their Bishops.


BTW, none forced you to be a priest, if not for anything, appreciate the church that gave you a ladder.