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jogsman01:
cucumber... chisos!!!

LOL.
I saw cucumber.

I once saw a vid on Facebook where a cockerel attempted to rape a hen. I don't know if it was as a result of over exertion or excitement, but as the cockerel mounted the hen, it just tipped over, gave a weak crow, tried flapping its wings and then died. I kid you not!

jogsman01:
This is highly cumbersome.... RIPP

Wetin bring cucumber for this mata now?

Sirventor01:
If he had succeeded now he would have returned to Nigeria forming God's blessings and intimidating all the hard working peep in his neighborhood

Hey, hey! Hol it! Hol it right there!
You forgot the tithe. Won't he pay tithe first?

The GYD is slightly more valuable than the NGN.

braithwaite:



Was discussing this issue with a doc friend of mine in Ontario last night and what he relate to me was just too much to belive..

Never for once consider leaving this country but m thinking otherwise

It's just unfortunate. When you weigh happenings in the country, the odds are far much in favour of leaving Nigeria.

Wonders shall never end. While we have Nigerian Resident Doctors and other professionals embarking on strikes over unfulfilled emolument agreements, their Canadian counterparts are protesting for the opposite reasons: Overpayments!

Yep, you read right. The Canadian doctors are unhappy with the pay gap between theirs and other healthcare professional. Please read on.

Hundreds of Canadian doctors, medical specialists and residents, as well as medical students, have signed a petition protesting their own pay raises, instead asking that the money be reallocated to help nurses and patients in need.

“We, Quebec doctors who believe in a strong public system, oppose the recent salary increases negotiated by our medical federations,” reads the letter, originally posted in French, the official language in the Canadian province.

More than 700 people have added their names to the petition since it was published on February 25. As of Tuesday, at least 213 general practitioners, 184 specialists, 149 resident medical doctors and 162 medical students had signed the petition, according to CNBC.

The doctors took umbrage with the pay bumps while nurses and clerks were over overburdened and patients faced declining services because of budget cuts to the public health care system.

“These increases are all the more shocking because our nurses, clerks and other professionals face very difficult working conditions, while our patients live with the lack of access to required services because of the drastic cuts in recent years and the centralization of power in the Ministry of Health,” the letter said. “The only thing that seems to be immune to the cuts is our remuneration.”

The only thing that seems to be immune to the cuts is our remuneration.”

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Doctors in Canada are protesting a pay raise because they would rather that money be reallocated to help nurses, clerks and needy patients. The doctors took umbrage with the pay bumps while nurses and clerks were over overburdened and patients faced declining services because of budget cuts to the public health care system.
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"We, Quebec doctors, are asking that the salary increases granted to physicians be canceled and that the resources of the system be better distributed for the good of the health care workers and to provide health services worthy to the people of Quebec,” the letter said.


Canada offers “universal coverage for medically necessary health care services provided on the basis of need, rather than the ability to pay,” according to the government’s website.

“We believe that there is a way to redistribute the resources of the Quebec health system to promote the health of the population and meet the needs of patients without pushing workers to the end,” the doctors wrote.

The average Canadian physician in 2016 earned some $260,924, according to a September 2017 report from the Canadian Institute for Health Information. The institute clarified that this figure indicates gross pay and doesn’t account for each doctor’s overhead, it said in a statement to CNBC.


The group that published the February 25 petition, Médecins Québécois Pour le Régime (MQRP), also authored a February 17 letter opposing $500 million in pay increases for specialist doctors, calling the increase raises “indecent.”

The latest letter comes after nurses held sit-ins to protest their working conditions. On February 1, the group of doctors published a letter of solidarity supporting their colleagues.

“The subject of nurses’ work overload is at the heart of the news following the ‘sit-ins,’” MQRP wrote. “MQRP joins its voices to those of nurses to denounce this unacceptable situation, which affects the quality of care for the Quebec population and weakens our public health system.”

“We also wish to remind the government that the current situation is far from normal or inevitable and is largely caused by the cuts it has imposed on the public network,” the group wrote.

http://www.newsweek.com/500-canadian-doctors-protest-pay-raise-834813

Nigeria is just a doddering country messed up by an overpopulation of non-productives.

Lalasticlala over to you.

So OHHA wasn't even faithful?

internationalman:
And yet these countries are still substandard to the US, UK China and the likes.

Substandard how? Kindly explain.

SamoaJoe:
You are a patriot. Last year after eating Shawarma in Nigeria which is a delicacy I enjoy at South Africa hitch free, I fell ill to a very terrible disease doctors were not able to pinpoint and treat.

Am guessing its this Salmonella food poisoning you are talking about.

Weak tummy!

Sooooo... Do they deliver to Enugu?

Willexmania:
Lol....Naija Will Not Kill Me With English

Na so we see am bro.

Willexmania:
What Is The Stress Located?
As In, What's The Stress Pattern?

>> eHEN

OR

>> Ehen

Depends. You know "ehen" can be pronounced in 2 (or more?) ways.

E'hen! Pronounced when you want to say "I told you! Den den den den".

'E'Hen? Pronounced when you wish to say "and so?"

I've been getting very depressed ever since I discovered the massive fraud being perpetrated by used car dealers here. Dealers who import absolute SCRAPS, refurbish them and then sell them off as "very fresh, clean, non-accidented, original customs papers".

Why should the customs allow the importation of such scraps for goodness sakes? Why? Where's the standard?

grayht:
Ok great...



Lets see what telegram and nairaland has to offer

Telegram is way waaaay more ahead of the curve than WhatsApp.

naturalwaves:
Hahahahahahaha. You're sure? If he is, that dude is super intelligent. He is even a good poet. Writes so well too.
Nwaamaikpe is well read too and so current and so good. He is a master of wits too.

I came to that conclusion when I read NwaAmaikpe's diary of 22.2.18.

naturalwaves:
I miss that intelligent YUZEDO guy and also the poetic MOSQUITO and HANES or something like that.

I think he's now Nwaamaikpe.

She has no linea nigra.

BlueScholar:
If they have the power to sack you or you're directly under them, then keep your mouth shut.
is not like you're sharing the money, plus God knows if you have the power to stop it you will. so until you have gotten a better job or way to stop it without getting fired you should keep quiet

Would you say the same thing if you were the owner of that company?

Toks2008:
Yes in any marriage there are basic status quo that needs to be maintained and certain lines that should not be crossed to avoid discord but as they say...no human is perfect.

That you are romantic,caring, sexy, educated,charming, endowed, homely, responsible, God fearing....does not translate to a good romantic affair or marriage.


The best marriage is not between two romantic or compatible partners but between two forgivers.

Before you venture into any marriage,develop the habbit of forgiving and you will have the best marriage you can ever imagine.

Whatever!

Hilzidea:
Acura MDX 2002
AC Chilling
1.1million
109k mileage

08131086098 or 07016758402

No pictures?

Could you include engine and interior pics pls? Thanks.

elgramz:
Let foolish people not come here to start saying why oyedepo didn't forgive o. A thief is a thief and should face the law

What about adultery?

ABJDOT:
This fp land dedicated to Pastor E. A Adeboye, We'll see in redemption camp tonight....Happy Birthday sir.
FACTS ABOUT PASTOR E.A. ADEBOYE AT 76
1. He was born on 2nd March, 1942.
2. He hails from Ifewara, Osun state.
3. He came from a very poor family, he never wear shoes until he was 18.
4. Got admitted to Ilesha Grammar School in 1956.
5. He got Bsc in Mathematics from the University of Ife in 1967.
6. Bagged Masters degree in Hydrodynamics in 1969 from the University of Lagos.
7. Bagged PhD in Applied Mathematics in 1975 from University of Lagos.
8. His earliest vision was to be the youngest Vice Chancellor in Africa.
9. He got married in 1967 to Foluke Adenike (Nee Adeyokunnu).
10. The severe sickness of his daughter led him to The Redeemed Christian Church Of God in 1973.
11. He became bornagain under the ministration of Late Rev.Josiah Olufemi Akindayomi at The Redeemed Christian Church Of God, Ebute Metta on 29th July 1973.
12. His sold his goat and borrowed money from neighbours in order to pay for his school fees for him to enroll in the only missionary school in his village.
13. Pastor Adeboye was born on Sunday when rain falling and sun was shining.
14. His childhood nickname is ‘’The Tiger’’.
15. He was born at a time when a certain king mounted the throne in Ilesha, Osun state.
16. Pastor Adeboye was born at home on a Sunday with no one to midwife his birth process.
17. His full names :Elijah, Sunday, Olagundoye, Adetona, Enoch, Adejare, Adeboye.
18. He started his university education in University of Nigeria Nsukka but civil war forced him to University of Ife in the final year.
19. He lectured at the University of Ilorin and University of Lagos.
20. Pastor Adeboye was ordained as a Pastor in 1975.
21. He started as an interpreter for the founder of RCCG, Rev. Josiah Akindayomi.
22. At the initial stage, Pastor Adeboye’s duty in the church was to translate Akindayomi’s sermons from the Pastor’s native Yoruba language into English.
23. He got married at 25.
24. He has 4 biological Children.
25. The name of Pastor Adeboye’s father :Moses Adeboye.
26. His Father’s Profession:A farmer and a part-time traditional musician.
27. The name of Pastor Adeboye’s mother: Esther.
28. His Mother’s profession: a trader in locust beans.
29. He attended St. Stephen’s Anglican Primary School Ifewara.
30. He attended The Anglican Church before joining RCCG
31. His father died when he was in final year at the secondary school.
32. His School principal accompanied him to his Father’s burial.
33. He went back to school the same day after his father’s burial to write his exams.
34. Adeboye won the best student’s prize in Secondary.
35. At age 18,he borrowed a pair of shoes which he wore to mount the rostrum for the collection of his prizes.
36. He also borrowed a pant from a relative to wear for the prize giving day.
37. Upon gaining an admission, he joined the volley-ball team of University Of Nigeria,Nsukka.
38. He was once a boxer.
39. Pastor Adeboye once taught in a local school before gaining an admission into University of Nigeria, Nsukka.
40. In 1977, Adeboye paid 15 years rent to hire a Cocoa warehouse in Ifewara for use as a branch of RCCG.
41. Adeboye became the General Overseer of RCCG in January 1981.
42. Pastor Adeboye’s predecessor and founder of RCCG passed on to glory in November 2,1980 at the age of 71.
43. Adeboye’s modesty made him refused to be called Reverend or General Superintendent as it was the practice in RCCG then but he chose to be called General Overseer.
44. Pastor Adeboye inherited 40 parishes of RCCG in 1981.
45. Adeboye has grown the church to more than 15,000 parishes in more than 100 countries.
46. Names of Pastor Adeboye’s Children: Bolu(married to Pst Akin Adubi-The only daughter), Dare, Leke and Adeolu.
47. All Pastor Adeboye’s Children are Pastors
48. Pastor Adeboye’s son-Leke is his Personal Assistant.
49. Pastor Adeboye’s son –Dare is the RCCG, Region 8,youth Pastor, Abuja.
50. His son-Adeolu is the head of Nehemiah team at the Redemption Camp. Also the MD/CEO of a fashion outfit-Wisemen Apparel.
51. Pastor Adeboye’s only daughter Bolu Adubi is married to Pastor Akin Adubi and they pastored together at Maryland, USA.
52. Pastor Adeboye established a modern prayer camp in his hometown-Ifewara which he named Mount Carmel Prayer Village.
53. He started organizing Holy Ghost services in the Mid 80s at the RCCG Headquatres, Ebute Metta.
54. Adeboye came to international limelight on December 18,1998 when he hosted The first open air Holy Ghost Congress in Lekki-Lagos.
55. CNN and BBC reported that 1998 Holy Ghost Congress was attended by over 7 million people which was the largest gathering of people in one spot on earth.
56. In 1999, Pastor Adeboye’s Holy Ghost Congress has grown to 12million attendance.
57. Holy Ghost Congress moved to Redemption camp permanently in 1999.
58. Pastor Adeboye’s trademark wear is pintstriped suit; a gleaming white and a bow tie.
59. At every programme or function, he always wear the same attire or at times the same colour with his wife.
60. Pastor Adeboye organizes Special Holy Ghost service in March to celebrate God for his birthday.
61. Pastor Adeboye has moved Holy Ghost congress from a day program to a week long program every December.
62. He organizes the Quarterly Festival of Festival of Life in London, Uk and various cities in the US with an average attendance of over 50,000 in the Uk and 100,000 in the US respectively.
63. He established digital cable channels called-Open Heavens TV, Liveway TV and satellite Radio, RTM and Dove TV.
64. He published a daily devotional called Open Heavens annually
65. Pastor Adeboye has written over 60 books
66. 1999 – Received honorary citizenship and key of Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA.
67. 2000 – Dedicated the first chapel in the Nigerian Presidential Villa, Abuja, Nigeria.
68. 2002 – Received the key to the city of Detroit, Michigan.
69. 2005 – Received honorary citizenship and key of Dallas, Texas, USA.
70. 2005 – Received honorary citizenship and key of Baltimore, Maryland, United States.
71. 2008 – Awarded a National Honor (Order of the Federal Republic of Nigeria) by the Nigerian President.
72. 2009 – Led the Pre-Summit Prayers at the 64th General Assembly of the United Nations Headquarters, New York.
73. 2009 – Named one of The World’s Fifty Most Powerful People by Newsweek Magazine (USA).
74. 2009 – Awarded honorary doctorate degree – University of Lagos, Lagos, Nigeria.
•2009 – Awarded honorary doctorate degree – University of Nigeria, Nsukka, Nigeria.
•2009 – Awarded honorary doctorate degree in Theology – Canada Christian College, Canada.
•2010 – Awarded a National Sports Honor (Spiritual Pillar of Nigerian Sports).
75. 2011 – Chaired United Nations Global Summit on the Road Map to a Culture of Peace in the Middle East.
•2011 – Awarded honorary doctorate degree – University of Ibadan, Ibadan, Nigeria.
•2011 – Received award as the Best/Most Profitable Icon/Personality in Nigeria
•2014 – Awarded National Honour – (CON) Commander of the Order of the Niger
•2015 – Awarded Honorary Doctor of Science – University of Lagos
•2015 – Certificate of Recognition – The Congress of The United States of America
•2015 – Presidential Merit Award – The Nigerian Society of Engineers
75. He is a Child of God to the core, he is very humble, well respected by all
75+1 He recently organized Non stop 76 Hours Praises to celebrate his 76th birthday; we wish him long life and the presence of God.
75+2: He is fondly refer to by so many people as DADDY G.O .

In summary: Idol worshipper.

Evablizin:
God i reject this type of husband,with all my heart,with all my soul ,with all my strength and with everything within and without me,he will never cross my part,if he is going to sambisa forest i will be going to Finland .AMEN.

Catechism still fresh in your memory.

chinjo:
I disagree with them on this. He is the worst in the entire country and not the region.

Replying from Obokwu, Ezinihitte, I concur with your assertion.

Reediano:
I think location matters...

You're right. Airtel is much faster than MTN in my 9th Mile location.

QueenSuccubus:
He is a married man with 3 children.. I really feel sick with his messages everyday. On the top of that those nonsense selfie pictures he sent too & confessing that he will leave his wife if i will invite him here in Singapore...

I told him once to stop all this nonsense but he never stopped sha...

Thought you were a Succubus? I'm disappointed.

"We appreciate you".

Nigeria is so messed up a country, that wrongs keep being repeated till they eventually become accepted in the mainstream. Diamond Bank.

Maafiaalady:
it's very annoying and when you ask he just ignores and continues posting call bla bla bla...... No customer service.. He even uses 3monikers to market his cars and same attitude.... Shior..

LOL. Thought I was the only one who noticed that. I no longer bother visiting the thread if I see his username as OP.

Hello Manufor. Do you have interior pics pls? Mileage? Location?

Thanks.