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EducationRe: Why We Paid Varsity Lecturers Half Salaries – FG by Tinyemeka(m): 10:54am On Nov 06, 2022
Ireportlive:
shocked

Short man Devil

Ngige is a wicked man

The sooner Buhari sacks Ngige, the better for APC... The guy is seriously plotting APC downfall because Ibos lost APC ticket and he is weaponising ASUU strike for Political gains

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Are you mad?

It was stated several times in the report that Ngige did not give the instruction for the salaries to be paid pro rata. Why are you now attacking him?
FamilyRe: My 16 Year Old Live-in Maid Is Pregnant For A 20 Year Old Boy by Tinyemeka(m): 12:39pm On Oct 30, 2022
DSS1335:
I will track down the boy and his family and file a statutory rape charge against them if all avenue to resolve this case peacefully fail. From Pregnancy to child care is no joke. My people that is no joke at all. I feel very bad and compassionate for the innocent young girl who will be forced to sacrifice her future to be in the family way.

Any honest advise on how best to tackle this issue at hand would be appreciated
You're on the right track.

In the meantime, hear what the girl's mother has to say. It's maternal instinct that made her say you should send her daughter back to her. Don't send the girl back to the village yet, until you've settled the case with the boy.

I don't know what the outcome will be when you meet with the boy's parents, but at the end of the day (if I'm to give my little advice) let the boy not be "forced" to marry the girl. The boy is obligated to be responsible for his actions. So ask his parents what they are going to do about it. They might deny responsibility, then let them know that you have no option than to involve the police and treat it as a rape case.

At the end of the day, we are all looking for a peaceful resolution that will be favourable to all parties.

If the girl's mother is okay with taking care of the baby, all glory be to God. Her daughter will still grow up to achieve her potential. Only God knows what the baby will grow up to be in the future, but in these few years that I've lived on earth, I've seen cases like these, and the children turned out very fine and doing well. Let the girl continue with her education. The boy and his family has to be made responsible for the upkeep of the baby.

Whatever you do, let them not take only the baby and leave the girl. They are either in or out. If they're accepting the baby, they should also accept the girl.

It is well.
PropertiesRe: About Starting Your Building Project? Checkout Our Lastest Building Designs 2022 by Tinyemeka(m): 9:13am On Oct 27, 2022
AsomArchitectNG:
DESIGN PROJECT FOR A CLIENT
(Proposed 5-bedroom duplex architectural design)

Design Info:
Project Title: 5-bedroom Duplex
Client: Nairalander
Design Consultant: AsomArchitectNG
Location: Lagos State
Required land size: 100ft×100ft

Design Features:
|*Entrance√ |*Ante-Room√ |*Visitor's Wc√ |*Living Room√ |*Dinning√ |*Laundry√ |*Kitchen/Store√ |*5-bedrooms(ensuite)√ |*Family living lounge√ |*Balcony√

Contact us for the complete architectural drawings/construction

Enquiries:
Office Address: No9 Isihelua, Ihumudumu Ekpoma, Edo-State
Tel/Whatsapp: 081 441 81499
Email info@asomarchitects.com.ng
Well done chief.

I really have to compliment the quality of your jobs.

Saw your Oron 3BR Bungalow project also.

Kudos!
CrimeRe: NDLEA Intercepts 16 Tons Of Illicit Drugs, Arrests 4 Wanted Kingpins by Tinyemeka(m): 8:51pm On Oct 24, 2022
fergie001:
NDLEA arrests 4 wanted kingpins over 16 tons illicit drugs in Lagos, Abuja

Others in Edo, Kano, Ondo, Bauchi, Akwa Ibom




Femi Babafemi
Director, Media & Advocacy
NDLEA Headquarters, Abuja
Sunday 23rd October 2022
The same C/S that they now sell in US and Canada like puff-puff? undecided
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Tinyemeka(m):
TheGuyFromHR:
There's nothing as horrible as listening to a newly-arrived Nigerian putting on a fake accent. It's excruciating to hear. Please don't do that to yourself and the general public.

Regarding speaking, aim to speak like the broadcasters on NTA. Modulate your voice and enunciate clearly. That's what I do. Your accent is
there and will always remain there, and it's nothing to be ashamed of or to worry about.

P.S. When I speak of broadcasters, I'm referring to those who people of my generation who used to watch NTA would be familiar with. Be sure to avoid speaking like those strange radio DJs on Cool or Classic FM in Lagos who try to form strange hybrid accents which are neither fish nor fowl.
grin grin grin grin

Kuku kee me.

I really do not wish to form the accent, honestly. I've already made the decision to do just as you wrote - speak and enunciate the words clearly. Posh accent can wait. So help me God.

I know the broadcasters you were referring to: Cyril Stober, Eugenia Abu, et al.
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Tinyemeka(m): 12:04am On Oct 20, 2022
japhethGold:
Income tax is the UK is over 60% for high income earners so even if they pay you high wages, the government will collect most of the money as tax and leave you just ok.

On the contrary, company tax is very low at 19% so it pays companies to not give their money to employees as the government would collect most of it.
LOL.

It was in this same UK that I got to know that someone could work as an independent contractor for a firm, earn wages as a "registered company" and avoid those >40% tax liabilities. See off-payroll working and IR35.

One has got a lot of things to learn sha. With time.

I'm sure of at least two NLers in this thread... smiley
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Tinyemeka(m): 11:53pm On Oct 19, 2022
Amarathripple0:
The accent thing might be in your head actually, this is the least of their worry unless they have a bias which I doubt. So you might be over thinking it. The fact that you are getting interviews means you are doing something right. You can hit up my inbox so we can speak further on scaling the interview process. I’m currently in this process as well and it has been exciting.
Oh wow!

I'm fervently looking forward to enjoying that sentiment as soon as possible.
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Tinyemeka(m): 11:48pm On Oct 19, 2022
Gemma11:
I don't think you need to change your accent. However you need to understand that Nigerian English is a lot different from British English, from phrasing down to pronounciations.

i.e.
Nigerians: "They are telling me I did well!"
British: "They've said I did well"

or
Nigerians: "I have spent years doing retail banking in Nigeria"
British: "In Nigeria, I spent several years working in retail banking"

Thos are the areas of speech you need to be mindful of when trying to communicate. We [b]Nigerians tend to talk fast as well [/b]so that is another area to focus on if you want to be understood by your colleagues.
Very well noted. Thanks a lot.

I've also made a conscious effort to slow down a bit while talking, most especially during the interviews.
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Tinyemeka(m): 8:39pm On Oct 19, 2022
Amarathripple0:
You’re welcome. Contact me for more financial advise grin
Hi ya.

I'd spent years doing retail banking in Nigeria. Landed in the UK recently (not study visa) but want to make a career switch to Project Management (still a beginner and currently studying for PRINCE2 Foundation).

Have been applying to Admin roles to get a foot in the door. Have done two interviews so far and they're telling me I did well (currently awaiting their official feedback) but I'm not finding it funny (maybe it's the JJC in me). People have been saying you should not be bothered about your accent, as long as you speak clearly (which I've been doing so far) but I fear that it might be a drag actually and picking up the British accent has been a hassle to me.

Any pointers with regards to the PM career pursuit? huh

Sorry I just felt to rant. I dey find morale booster. undecided
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Tinyemeka(m): 8:24pm On Oct 19, 2022
Pogracious:
Hello Ancestors
Please we have an application with HO for almost 4 months now with no word whatsoever from them.At 3 months after bio we filled a complaint and no response.This is tiring now.please what can one do again to get a decision out asthis is getting too long.Anybody have any idea what can be keeping H&C visa for this super long time even though it's standard.You advise is solicited.please help please
Suella Braverman with her anti-immigration stance and red eye for Naija.

As she resigned today, the backlogs may be cleared. Who knows?
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Tinyemeka(m): 1:39am On Oct 14, 2022
Lexusgs430:
Trading 212......
Big bro, you've reignited my long throat spirit.

I've been eyeing penny stocks lately for their uncanny ability to easily give good returns with the slightest change in price and given the general downturn in prices, this period looks like a good time to buy and hold. After proper investigation and due diligence of course.

Look at Global Atomic Corp.

These four are all nuclear energy companies.

TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Tinyemeka(m): 10:32pm On Oct 13, 2022
babajeje123:
Please do one still need transit visa ifyou are flying airfrance, klm or lufthansa?
Yes. For all of them, if you are departing from Nigeria.
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Tinyemeka(m): 10:31pm On Oct 13, 2022
babajeje123:
Flight tickets are on the rise. Please, will a friend need transit visa if they board Kenya / turkish airline?
As long as there are no layovers in the EU countries (I'm aware of Germany, France, The Netherlands), then a transit visa is not required.

Turkish Airlines doesn't require transit visas for stopovers in their country, if you have no plans of leaving the airport and entering into the city.

You can use travelstart to search for flights. The website specifies flights that would require transit visas.

Cheers.
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Tinyemeka(m): 10:27pm On Oct 13, 2022
hustla:
Thanks for the reply, Said person is in Nigeria

The name on the NIN slip she has is correct, the one on the passport is the one misspelled, an error from the passport office even after all the hand filled forms smh

If she submits her NIN slip along with the passport now, will it be corrected?
At the point of biometrics capture, they usually tell the applicant to doubly cross-check and verify (on a separate monitor) the bio-data information keyed in, before they proceed.
TravelRe: UK Considering Tougher Rules As Nigerians Bring Highest Number Of Relatives by Tinyemeka(m): 10:27pm On Oct 11, 2022
maasoap:
UK too can't take their eyes off those millions of naira from the international students. They should allow the package to remain until they are tired of those millions of naira. UK wants to take but doesn't want to give back
It's hundreds of millions of GBP. Not Naira.
TravelRe: UK Considering Tougher Rules As Nigerians Bring Highest Number Of Relatives by Tinyemeka(m): 10:25pm On Oct 11, 2022
Ademola47:
https://www.facebook.com/punchnewspaper/photos/a.219576771413826/5969359449768834/?type=3&app=fbl
LOL.

I've just remembered my colleague who used the wife as primary applicant of the study visa, while he with the 5 kids would be joining as dependents.

That report is even lucky sef.

Nigeria's number of dependents would have been at least thrice the number of applicants.
RomanceRe: Should I Forget About My Standard And Take The Risk? by Tinyemeka(m): 11:19pm On Oct 08, 2022
Ebenman:
I meant a lady 3 months ago. After we talked, she began to show interest in me, but she wasn't my standard, so I wasn't feeling the same way.


She is very decent (a virgin) and loyal to me. I have told her severally that she is not my standard and I wasn't interested in her, but she refused to listen and began to feel very insecure. Maybe because I earn well and she knows I will soon get married.
I see...

Since you've considered her pudenda up to your standards, what else is the reason for your befuddlement? angry
PoliticsRe: No Peter Obi Didn’t Call APC A Yoruba Party - Fact Check By The Cable (Throwback by Tinyemeka(m): 11:11pm On Oct 08, 2022
Majesty2:
All i know is that piter Obidient will never become president of this country.....
I wholeheartedly agree with you!

President Peter Obi endorses your post.
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Tinyemeka(m): 7:22pm On Oct 07, 2022
Susom:
https://www.graduates.nhs.uk/apply/?_gl=1*19whvrr*_ga*NzI2MjA4NTQuMTY2Mzg4NTczOQ..*_ga_QM7CTVFNG5*MTY2NDE4OTkzOC4yLjEuMTY2NDE4OTk1My4wLjAuMA..&_ga=2.19233400.1752569108.1664189938-72620854.1663885739
People on "No recourse to public funds" visas can apply?
PhonesRe: Elon Musk Offers To End Legal Fight, Goes Ahead With Twitter $44b Deal by Tinyemeka(m): 1:36am On Oct 05, 2022
budaatum:
He opened his big mouth and now has to pay. Unfortunately I feel he'd mess twitter up, but we shall see.
Did he messup Tesla?
PoliticsRe: APC Members Hold Walk For Tinubu And Other APC Candidates In Kwara State by Tinyemeka(m): 11:09pm On Oct 03, 2022
Zydote:
https://twitter.com/_ibraheemlateef/status/1577019714165182464?t=R8hD5GffHcIt5hmR7rxIUw&s=19[/quote]Lies upon lies.

How can you say that's a rally for Tinubu?

People came out to campaign for a local aspirant and you jejely decided to do gumbody and tag it a rally for Tinubu.

Are you well at all? Are you normal?

Why should you guys keep exposing the public to this level of childishness?
TravelRe: Lokoja overrun by Flood (Pictures) by Tinyemeka(m): 8:47pm On Oct 03, 2022
Revolution2022:
And your car no swim?
007 borrowed the car for the weekend and by the time he returned it, the amphibious function had become faulty.
TravelRe: Lokoja overrun by Flood (Pictures) by Tinyemeka(m): 5:33pm On Oct 01, 2022
I took this picture from inside a car.

Come and see where a canoe and vehicle were dragging right of way. undecided

PoliticsRe: Tinubu Is Resting In London - Ayo Oyalowo by Tinyemeka(m): 3:05am On Oct 01, 2022
WibusJaga:
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Resting in London? What a very foolish excuse.
Quite impossible to defend the sick old bat without sounding stupid.
The more I look at it, I somehow get the feeling that people who defend Tinubu, are just in a hurry to cashout from the man and collect their share, before he croaks.

Honestly, it defies logic to think that Tinubu in his current state of health can survive the rigours of election campaign but some people will never let you say that.

Now you have this handler saying that Tinubu ran to London in order to escape disturbances at Abuja and Lagos. If he's not strong enough to face the campaign work, how can he then handle being the president which will constantly require him to be on call 24/7?

Please let's be wise about this election matter and listen to our consciences for once. I'm pretty sure that the international community would be laughing their asses off when they view the way people agitate for Tinubu being the country's president, in his current health state. It makes us no different from Zimbabwe.
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin’s Speech On Annexation: What Exactly Did He Say? by Tinyemeka(m): 2:20am On Oct 01, 2022
[quote author=Odewaleadesoye post=117152034][/quote]Na wa o.

Having listened to Putin's speech, I'm beginning to see him in a new light.
PoliticsRe: APC Explains Absence Of Vice-President Yemi Osinbajo From Campaign Council List by Tinyemeka(m): 9:03am On Sep 25, 2022
ATLIEN2027:
Osinbanjo is an Ingrate and inconsequential hence not needed on the list. No need for fancy excuses.
End of story
What do you expect from people who lack all forms of decency and respect?

Every one knows for a fact that Osinbajo has achieved far above what your father and community can ever dream of achieving. If you wish to dispute that, let's have your father's name so we can verify.

So if you say what you've said about Osinbajo, that's fine. At least, one gets an idea of where you and your people rank in the scheme of things.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Thanks Obidients For Abuja Rally (Pictures) by Tinyemeka(m): 8:53am On Sep 25, 2022
lhordspy:
Our hearts and thoughts are with Peter obi at this moment.

It is of great regret to watch how a man will depend on social media kids, bunch of jobless miscreants who see the rally as fun-party and where to meet hookup girls vice-versa, inconjuntion with ignorant beer-parlour adults for votes. Someone should tell them that this is a serious election matter, not carnival for godsake!.

Everyday they keep dishing out '2million march colourful pictures' , everyday! . But the question is:

Are they eligible voters?
Do they have Pvc's?
Will they come out to vote??


Peter Listen, You are nothing but just cruise to them, not different from a bbnaija show or those fun Endsarz party we hosted those time.

Always remember i warn you, Peter

Shalom.
It takes one to know one.

I see you recognize your kin and partners in crime.

Congrats!
PoliticsRe: APC Mistakenly Names Chimaroke Nnamani As A Member Of Its Campaign Council by Tinyemeka(m): 8:35am On Sep 25, 2022
77up:
Who ever believe the error is from Tinubu directly is actually not normal and really need help.

How Tinubu hatred has made most of these hateful people lose their sense is wonderful.
Indeed!

Yet you expect a sane person to believe you when you say Tinubu developed Lagos.

You really need mental evaluation and intervention.
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Tinyemeka(m): 11:41am On Sep 23, 2022
pretty1986:
Please how much is now Flight ticket from Nigeria to Uk?
There's no fixed rate.

Fares change for so many reasons.

The further your booking date is from your departure date, the cheaper your fare. Off-season is cheaper than travel season, etc.

You can search with wakanow, travelstart, Googleflights, etc

Best of luck.
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Tinyemeka(m): 6:31am On Sep 23, 2022
Please does Ethiopian Immigration ask for Covid test results when we layover at Addis Ababa (4.5 hours), from Abuja to London Heathrow?

Thanks.
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Tinyemeka(m): 6:26am On Sep 23, 2022
Lexusgs430:
Trading 212......
Thanks
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Tinyemeka(m): 8:40pm On Sep 22, 2022
Lexusgs430:
I don't use SL on Forex , I keep my eyes peeled and hedge(stop hedge, when appropriate)....... (almost to an extent, my wife would think I am chatting to another lover)....... grin


This are hedge gains from yesterday alone, might be small, but earning £200 from pressing my phone......... Is a good use of my fingers...... I eventually stopped hedge and cleaned out ......... grin
Which broker is that please?

Wehdone sir.

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