₦airaland Forum

Monaboo:
Green Card things.

But seriously ehn, sometimes it's these oyinbo that look for we Nigerians o.

I currently have one in my DM. She is based in USA. Should be in her 40's or so. She saw me on Facebook and reached out to me. Initially I tot it was a mistake so I reminded her I'm a Nigerian o. She said she knows. For my mind I was like hmmm...okay. We talk via facebook. Everytime, she will send me messages and I respond. She is intelligent.

Sometimes she does weird things. She would snap her dog and send to me and say I should say "Hello" to Max
Sometimes she would draw and paint in her kitchen and send to me and ask me to comment.
Lastly she is always snapping her face all around her house asking me "how do I look?"

But I realise that most of them are just looking for someone honest to talk to. Loneliness is real mehn. I feel for them.

Hmmm...but now that Nigeria is becoming tough and this oyinbo dey show me green light, shey I will not just use her take Japa to USA and get green card like this

na ya fellow man with hairy balls for oshodi dey disguise o.


No go lose guard o

Frontdude:
See a doctor to check you up, something might be wrong with you internally.

Flies are very sensitive

yes like chronic cattarhh

GeorgeForeman:
With another man? Hmmm

it's possible

Fira09:
Toke Makinwa

can we now drink from it?

Igbos fa!




one day una go hala my name

oh lawd if macy

MrBrownJay1:
as much as this hakimi issue is trending lately, you people should stop posting yeye rubbish online!

THIS VIDEO OF HAKIMI DANCING WITH HIS MOTHER WAS POSTED EVERYWHERE ONLINE 3 MONTHS AGO.... and has nothing to do with divorce win (unless of course you claim that he was celebrating divorce back in december, duh)!

here it is below (posted on Youtube 3 months ago):


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGs8wlLembY

keep kwayet,man saw the future and celebrated it with his mum

I used virtually all the phones in the pictures.



Life dey sweet before o

Sixfeetbelle:
He kept asking me to come visit him in his place barely days after our first meeting. This was from someone who knew absolutely nothing about me. He had to bite the dust 👋

So did the second guy.

And the third guy.

And the guy after that.


I haven't let myself have feelings for any guy in quite a while.

there is something you aren't telling us.

How come they all followed the same pattern?

labake1:
Everything is not money bro

A short guy has no place in my heart.
If he is not ambitious enough, it's a NO.
If I discovered that he drinks, smoke and do betting, it's a NO.

you are much younger for now I guess

OluwaLina1:
He used his mum as next of kin instead of me😏

hmmm

Poor hygiene

Shokoloko:
50% of first marriages fail, 67% of second marriages fail and 74% of third marriages fail.
If we look at this from the positive angle (I have trained myself to always see the glass as half-full and not half-empty), it means that 50% of first marriages survive, 33% of second marriages survive, and 26% of third marriages succeed.
I am the kind of person that will ask myself "Even if there is a 5% chance of winning, why can I not prepare and take that chance"
https://www.micklinlawgroup.com/5-reasons-why-second-third-marriages-are-more-prone-divorce/

you have spoken well

Shokoloko:
Very wise words. Not all failure is bad.
Besides a first marriage failing does not mean a second marriage will fail
I cannot thank God for the number of times I failed in some aspects of my life, because every single time I failed hopelessly I got beautifully compensated.

what's the statistics you used to analyze this failure in 1st marriage?

Most failed 1st marriages never succeed in the the subsequent ones.

it depends on what you mean by 'healthy" marriage

Salewa97:
Wow congrats to Osama Bin Laden for being time 100 influential.

Congrats to president-elect Bola Tinubu for being the one of the most influential person in the world. He shared the feat with Xin Jinping of China, Joe Biden of USA, and Elon Musk.

God bless Jagaban, the only Nigeria politician that has made it to Time most influential since 1999.

I know Peter Obi supporters are sad about this, God that did Tinubu own will do their own too.

okonjo iweala already had since 12bc

Na diabetes you dey find baba

You can't just stop loving the widespread love and sophistication of this South E.




No wonder the en.vy from others!

abobote:
Why was Maigure introduced into this game?

na man u player na

wahalawahala:
wetin do u.. u dey ok?

Rip to the girl,
May the almighty will give her family the fortitude to bear the irreparable loss.

I dey ok baba.

It has never been this bad in our dear country.



RIP to the departed

RIP to the departed

Apt

fidelmarshal199:
You are a just pathetic young man. Are you trying to turn this to tribalism too?

This has been going on in OAU for years now irrespective of the tribe of the culprits, The moderators of this one's are just gonna be the scapegoat because moderacy is required in any action.


Stealing is bad but killing a suspect for it is worse.

he stole 'allegedly"

Yul, is passing through hard times.



May he find peace,insha Allah!

Evolutionlove:
Some Ladies will never touch them with a thousand feet long pole.

Even as a Man, They are too Big/Huge for my liking.

I like Moderately Gym Bodies like the one below. That's the kinda body I have.

that's somewhat unhealthy look

suckmedownthere:
Am so sick of this shit...... All Nigerians are criminals, if my pastor is a Nigerian therefore my pastor is a.........

symbolic logic