₦airaland Forum

Cardozzo:
Well I thank my star I took the plastic one today 😂😂

na the plastic one dem adulterate.

The glass bottle is safe!

oh,naija na Muslim kwontiri.




See as we dey flex light today cos the owners of naija geh owambe today

Isobug:
Nonsense and incorrect Post. Travel and see you won't. Na story you de hear

I'm from Ebonyi State. Just inducted as a Pharmacist after I had studied Met and Mat at HND level. Many of my brothers and sisters are also highly placed Nigerians who are more industrious and modern than you Op in all ramifications. I challenge you to any debate both financially and academically.
Don't use few Ezaa people to generalize. First of all go and interview those hawkers, it will shock you that all regions of the Nation have a fare share of the Hawkers. Meanwhile, you can't survive this country without hussling. It's no sin to hawk

lower ya volume baba


Ebonyi guys nor dey follow for igbo big guys.

Even a village man in far away ogbomosho knows this

Nigerians already cur.sed you.



Posterity will never be kind to all the conspirators that foisted this calamity on Nigerians.


insha Allah!

creatorsverse:
It's a lie unless my girl is not a Nigerian it's even me that can't stay one place... I swear with my life that since I started dating my girl, she has not been with any guy, like I know what she'll be doing at every time of the day... I know her to do list

ya premium breakfast go hot weh weh

longer throat won't let our girls close their legs.



Men remains the prize!

e sure me say he go regret am.

chuksanambra:
Osun is richer than Ebonyi, Abia and Enugu.

taaaaah!!!


Gbafue!!!

Lp will take over Douglass house

EriMma1:
Even the younger girls no go gree marry you because your mentality is warped. Girls like intelligent guys, not bigots like you.

Whether you like it or not, younger guys will continue to marry ladies older than them and nothing will happen. Provided the ladies are chaste, of good behavior, and have good moral upbringing.

dey dia dey console yasef.🤣

officialwdhtv:
Throwback photo of Wizkid at an event at the Igbinedion University Okada.

Which other celebrity artist can you spot?

📸👉#wetindeyhappentv

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ct3RXccvzFc/?igshid=MjAxZDBhZDhlNA==

wizkid that year wen stage fright dey hold am.
Na banky w. sef dey cover up his fvck up den for stage.


Today,banky nor fit lace im shoe.

This life ehn!

opeaskey:
Equity

auto correct...


thanks anyways

He who comes to equality must come with a clean hands

Goodluck sir.



may you have a fulfilled retirement.

Thank you,sir, for your service to the nation

Jennyclay:
Biko, men should stop this sick attitude. How can you buy a gift for a lady, then any misunderstanding or break-up between you two, you go back and collect the gift back from her . That's a stupid attitude biko you men should stop it. Even kids don't behave like that.

Henceforth, if any man wants to get me a gift, wether iPhone, hair, car, house etc.. the receipt must contain my name and my signature. so that incase of tomorrow he wants to show his stupid and sick character I will quickly sue him to court for stealing and assault. Because he's forcefully trying to steal what belongs to me. The receipts has stated it all and it would be my evidence.

If the receipts doesn't contain my name, Biko just keep your useless gift to yourself.

Shame on all men that collect back gifts he already given to a lady. Shame!!! Shame!!! Shame!!!

how many times will this thread be on fp?

Some of you bro..ke ladies won't just let men rest

Osiki18:
Good day nairalanders. Please how much is the cost of a bag of sachet water in your area? I usually get a bag for N250 only to back yesterday and was told it has increased to N350. I stay at Choba in PH


Is the increase only in sachet water?
Is the change just in Port Harcourt?
Is the fuel subsidy also a factor?

why not remove the subsidy in ya stoma ch and drink borehole in peace.

Hamachi:
Noted. I have been using them for the past one month Oga

goodluck to you then

AskNgige2:
D guy MBA self mumu..

He never heard of cart forgery b4?
So he was not read the b4 going into politics

he fvck up big time

twilightdreams:
I hope you wake up to read this smiley ;

You will look for joy in your life and never find it, Zonefree

You will wander and roam aimless until death takes you

For everytime you have come for me unprovoked, may evil descend upon you.

Guilty fingers will judge you and you will be counted amongst the accused and accursed. Everything you lay your hands on will never succeed.

Whoever you are behind the account, God will make you cry for the misery you spread.

invalid/vain talks are usually cheap.

Who are you to curse, when you aren't the father or mother?


Western religion is actually the opium of it's followers

juman:
Yeah. Sent the husband to guard room many times.
The guy was even afraid to run away from her.

Wahala be like wetin

na like dis spies dey take know sensitive stuffs about a nation's military strength.





Who we offend for dis nation?

...and we expect allies from Mexico, Colombia,Chicago etc

Mbah is gone already.



certificate forgery is a big criminal offence in law

This is a stale script.


Everyone knows the tra..itor is already in apc since 18BC

Hamachi:
Una no dey like better thing.

what is good about boarding a taxi with a stranger in a terrorist infested country?

they will be shocked, when the stolen mandate is restored

goldstar25:
guy I don't need your approval on my looks. only people with low self esteem seek approval from other people. think what you want, you are not important

gals that talks this way are usually fugly and reeks of esteem issues

vibrant40:
Okay. I met this girl in an exam hall, we were both writing exams, so we did the student things, she asked me a maths question which she was kind of afraid of and me being a maths person answered her question and moved on with with my exams. After the exams she search for me to say her gratitude and we moved on. I think after the results was released and she got an A in the exams was when she had to find me and got me on Facebook. She chatted me and introduced herself, so we began chatting from there and that was how I got to know she is my kind of woman.

I asked her out, we started dating or lemme say I started dating her because at a pint she told me we were only friends during the time, be she do come to my side, we do touch and kiss but no s*x. Down the lane I got to know she had a guy whom she was dating but she could not marry because she has so many revelations and dreams that he is not the one and according to her, the guy had so many red flags. At a point I put it to her she should choose what she wanted on time, the guy or myself.


According to her she choose me. Along the line, she told me about another guy disturbing her for romantic relationship, because no matter what she will tell me anything even if she knows I am gonna hurt by that, although I do take it that she is trying to literally tell me to do quick and pop the question if I really want to marry her. All of a sudden I observe she was receiving a Seyi call till like 12midnight, and I would want to call her only for her to be busy on another call for a lengthy period.


She will not stop talking about this guy whenever we are together, how good the guy is to her, she even was like we have the same character but only that the guy is taller than I am and she had also never shy away from talking about the physically height of her dream children.


I saw all these as competition and keep letting her know how much I love and want to marry her. One afternoon, she just rang me and said just a sentence, 'I will marry you'. Well that gave me the assurance I needed, I met her mother (dad is late) and I must confess she has a very good mother, the mom checks on me everyday (infact she did while I was typing this epistle). I popped the questions and she said yes. We had our introduction and currently planing on getting married.


The problem now is, she would still not stop talking about this Seyi guy. She even called me one to tell me she went to his house, that the guy called home to come, I confronted her so many times to tell her how I felt about it, she kept saying sorry and keep repeating the same thing of no cutting loose from the guy, she even claimed that at least she is not having s*x with now that they are just talking..


Some days ago we had a serious argument about this matter and she was like maybe we should even end the relationship if I don't trust her (and this has always been her anthem whenever we have serious arguments, she would say maybe we are not compatible). She later apologized and promised not to let that happen again that she would cut loose of the guy, only for us to be talking via whatsapp last night around 11:40 for to receive this guys call and they spoke for like 10mins. I ended my call, she called back later and was like it was just an innocent talk they had....


Seriously, I am tired and confused, what should I do? Please help me with your candid advice. So sorry for the long epistle and some bad grammar.

OP,you sound like someone posse..ssed by a wit..ch.


All the red flags no do you


Seyi,is the one oiling the kpekus at present and will continue even after you married her.

She already made it clear about her specs in men if which Seyi ticks more than you(height-wise).


Make no mistake, Seyi isn't serious about marrying her,else she wouldn't consider you.


Flee! before it's too late.

STEWpid:
Chai..

A new innovation that will help to jointly pay for Uber/Bolt/etc.

The only disadvantage is for a cool headed lady to share a ride with a very useless moronn, unknown at the beginning.

rest!


We still have useless moronnic ladies aswell

Time for dem one chance operators to cash out massively