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Politics / Re: "Niger-Delta Avengers" Threaten To Bomb Lagos And Abuja - Madoch Agninibo by Titilayooni(f): 5:49pm On May 06, 2016
Message to Niger Delta Avengers" make una try am,that is when you will know say Oodua strong"

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Romance / Re: If Your Girlfriend Was Born Between 1990-1998, Stop Dating Her! by Titilayooni(f): 1:48am On May 04, 2016
undecided
kindakuz:

u dey boost abt her buh we nvr see her cooking and we cant believe u either..
Romance / Re: If Your Girlfriend Was Born Between 1990-1998, Stop Dating Her! by Titilayooni(f): 6:33am On May 03, 2016
grin that you met an indomie babe does not mean all ladies born in those years are the same...U can speak for that babe,I was born 1990 but you can't speak for me bro....Like the yorubas would say"Won ko mi,moo tun gba eko"

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Romance / Re: Pls Advice Me,we Are Both Introverts by Titilayooni(f): 9:24pm On May 02, 2016
theMusicNerd:
U guys can handle it, if U really wanna

I'm an ambivert... Both intro and extroverted.
U guys should find common things u guys like, books, games, argument topics - philosophy, politics and etc movies... And thrive on 'em to bond more

Get outta ur fvcking shell! u guys should task urselves to do something new... Maybe visit a cinema or park with time, u'd get used to it

U guys should go all crazy in the house!!! When home alone, pillow fights, cook 2geda, sex on the kitchen floor

When u're out, maybe do an analysis of everyting u see! 'Hey babe, see that nigga's head like a watermelon' hahahah.... Just yab ppl and say crap.. A lil' alchohol too.. U guys 'll go haywire

Make ur indoors ur outdoor, intellectially stimulate each other... Puzzles riddles quests adventures

Basically, u guys should get extroverted with each other, let others see u guys as introverted, buh u guys are extroverted insider each others mind


Life's too short!
I love that.
Romance / Re: Marriage Tips "Truth About MEN" by Titilayooni(f): 6:33am On May 01, 2016
Thiwalade:
the wish of many ladies to get married and while
some ladies are fully prepared for the institution,many
are totally naive about what lies ahead after saying i
do but from my little experience in life, i present to you
10 things no mother or pastor will tell you before you
say i do to that man.
1. That no matter how sweet the man is to you,no
matter how caring and romantic and no matter how
many prophets told you he is your man,that sweet man
can turn to a demon after saying i do so what it seems
before marriage is never a guaranty of what it will be
after marriage.
2. If your man beats or cheats on you when you are
courting,there is a 90% possibility that he will do even
worse after marrying you and you need to understand
that it is a big mistake to marry a man with the hope
that he will change some characters you don't like but
just learn to love him that way or take a walk.
3. If your man beats you once,it could be a mistake but
if he beats you the second time then its a habit he is
likely never going to stop.
4. That it is good to marry a man you have feelings for
but it is a terrible thing to marry a man who does not
desire you as much as you desire him.
5. That if you marry a man because of what he has and
not because of mutual love then be ready to be
miserable in that marriage as long as it lasts.
6. That a man can love you with all his life and could
still cheat on you because most men think with that
thing down there when it comes to their feelings for
women and are polygamous in nature and no matter
how sweet and disciplined you are,it will not stop him
from cheating on you and divorcing a cheating hubby
is no guaranty that the next man won't do worse.
7. As a lady, as long as you are sexually decent,GOD
fearing,an excellent cook,financially independent and
humble,you have absolutely nothing to fear because it
will be extremely difficult for your man to disrespect
you much less divorce you.
8. That not all men are calm but some have innate
tendency to be violent so you must try at all cost to
avoid any form of confrontation.
9. That women are women worst enemies and many of
your female friends will be glad to see your marriage
crumble so avoid discussing your marital flaws with
them but take it to God in prayers and you must block
your ears from hear says and believe what your hubby
tells you even when you have an irking that he is lieing
and whatever you have not seen does not exist.
10.That there is always a lady out there who is ready to
push you out of your matrimony and take your place
but 90% of men who cheat on their wives are not ready
to divorce their wives but it is these wives that push
the man out with impatience and hot temper so you will
need lots of patience to deal with a philanderer because
in most cases,they always come back home after
having their feel of the side dishes.
11.That no man owns the key to your marital happiness
except you because most men are the same and no
man is worth the stress and as soon as you are
married,you should focus on building your life as well
as that of your child(ren) .
12.That no marriage is perfect but every marriage has
its own perculiar challenges and you must be ready to
work on your marital pasture to look green cos that
greener marital pasture you see on the other side have
been worked so work on yours and remember that a
happy union is not between two compactible people or
two romantic people but its the one between two
forgivers so learn to forgive and you will have a happy
union.
13.That no matter how careful you may be in choosing
a spouse,marriage will always be a black market where
you must prepare for unforeseen situation and there is
no right or wrong choice of man but what we have is
your choice and what you make out of it and only GOD
can guaranty a happy marriage.
God bless you....reading this would help in the journey of marriage

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Need A Lady For Hook Up. I'll Take Care Of Her Needs by Titilayooni(f): 10:11pm On Apr 30, 2016
Kabs111:


Oh one cant complain..
I reckon yours is going as planned?
yes.......
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Need A Lady For Hook Up. I'll Take Care Of Her Needs by Titilayooni(f): 10:39am On Apr 30, 2016
Kabs111:

Sup cutie how u?
am good. U? Hope u r enjoying the weekend?
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Events / Re: Any Event Decorator In Sagamu? Let Talk. by Titilayooni(f): 9:47pm On Apr 29, 2016
BNLR:
Need to connect with an event planner in sagamu or Ijebu Ode.
sure am here..Shallom events,U can reach me on 08106644427.looking forward to hearing from you
Romance / Re: This Is Why I And My Boyfriend Cannot Breakup!!(pictures) 18+ by Titilayooni(f): 6:48pm On Apr 29, 2016
ThuGnificenX:
shocked


NO FORGET TO UPDATE US WHEN THE MONEY FINISH...
walahi this babe is funny.....learn to keep your relationship off media. Even married couples break up
Health / Re: Pregnancy Blood Test Negative, While Scan Positive by Titilayooni(f): 4:06pm On Apr 29, 2016
greenhope:


How sure are you on this ? I want to think scan is the most empirical test to confirm pregnancy
am 99.5% sure, scan make mistakes but blood test is so accurate. Ask any medical personnel
Literature / Re: ::::::::*lara's Faith *:::::::: by Titilayooni(f): 7:33am On Apr 29, 2016
BukkyDan:
Hy bigsholly sweerie.
Jagaban the baby boy errm....

::::::::*******::::::::

Lara wept as her mother was led into the dock, alongside Deji. Deji had to use crutches because of her leg. Lara looked around the court room, Tony was sitting beside her holding baby Ngozi, Tony's parents were present, her father's relatives-Baba Lagbaja and co were there for her. Even her rescuers, Shina and his wife Ronke were present.

"stop crying" Tony held her.

She pushed him away, he expected her to stop crying, when her mother was about to be prosecuted?

"COUURRT"

Everybody rose when the Judge walked in except Lara, she was too weak to stand.
The judge was a female, Lara watched with keen interest as she spoke. Her father had wanted her to become a lawyer, but there she was without even a secondary school certificate -courtesy of her mother.

She was deep in her thoughts when she heard the call to the first witness, she was to go and witness against her friend and mother, she felt reluctant. Tony nudged her.

She stood before the court, she told them her ordeal, carefully skipping every part that involved her mother.
Tony gave her an unsatisfied look as she sat down.
She looked away, what does he expect, she still loved her mum.

The next witness was called, Lara looked up sharply she heard a familiar voice.
"My name is Bayo Olayemi"

Bayo? Lara gasped. She hadn't seen nor heard from him ever since he raided her home.

"I was paid by Funke to rob OmoLara's home, and to rape her." Bayo concluded.

"Next witness.."

Tony nudged Lara the fifteenth time, she glared at him.
"Look" he whispered.

She looked up
"Sophia!" she said in a fierce whisper.

Lara wept all through Sophia's statement, she hardly heard a word.
"Please listen," Tony told her when the Judge was to give the sentence.

Bayo was sentenced three years, for attempted rape and robbery.

Sophia twelve months, for arranging Lara's kidnap.

Deji was sentenced for life, with hard labour.

Funke too was sentenced life imprisonment with HARD labour.

"No no no!" Lara jumped up.
"My mother is innocent!" she wailed

Tony held unto her firmly.
"Leave me!" she pushed him away, rushing towards her mother.

"Don't take my mother away, she's innocent o!" she screamed as the police barred her way.

She passed out as her mother was led into the black maria.

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"Sorry sweerie" Tony wiped Lara's tears with a hankerchief.
He sat beside her on the bed.

"You have to stop crying, you should be happy now, all will be fine."

"It won't be fine!...life won't be the same again without my mother...she is all I have." she sobbed.

"Its alright" tony patted her.

"Remember, I'm here for you, our baby is here...my parents are here...we're gonna be one big family, " he said in a cool voice..

"Big happy family?" she searched his eyes.

" yea baby! A big happy family, with little or no enemies." Tony smiled at her.

"Sure!" Lara managed a smile as she hugged him.

He was right, she'll have a happy life after all, no more selfish mother, Sophia out of the way, Deji cleared; there's nothing more to fear.
Her FAITH in God made her dream a reality. She had faith that her husband would turn to good, that she would have a child despite his impotency, that she would not die when she was kidnapped.

She couldn't help but to thank God for his love, her faith in God turned her once meaningless life into a meaningful one.

God's love and grace was unquantifiable.

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THE END

learn to have faith in God and God alone, in every moment of your life.
Remain blessed


BY
BUKKY DAN

God bless you,I am touched by this story cause ts a phase in my life where I need to trust God alone now...Thank you for touching this soul with your story
Health / Re: Pregnancy Blood Test Negative, While Scan Positive by Titilayooni(f): 12:20am On Apr 29, 2016
Ts not possible..I know if u are a week old pregnant,ur blood test would show it. Maybe the scan result is wrong..Blood test are the best pregnancy test
Family / Re: The Horrifying Stages Of a Childbirth (Graphic Pics) by Titilayooni(f): 10:49pm On Apr 28, 2016
Topestbilly:
Menh!!! God bless Al mothers (the good ones tho)

MyLady jus prepare for heaven on earth wink

Your gift as you give births :

First child - Brand new car (your choice)

Second child - vacation to destination of your choice

Third child - A house for you.

My woman my everything. cheesy
awww you are sweet...
Family / Re: This Happens When You Marry A Yoruba Man (photo) by Titilayooni(f): 11:20pm On Apr 25, 2016
VickyRotex:
So cute kiss kiss kiss
very very cute.....
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Need A Lady For Hook Up. I'll Take Care Of Her Needs by Titilayooni(f): 6:13pm On Apr 23, 2016
Kabs111:


Hi hi hi hello
hello hello hello hi
Romance / Re: Which Music Are You Listening To At The Moment? by Titilayooni(f): 12:29am On Apr 23, 2016
The Vow-Timi Dakolo
Romance / Re: Can You Recall The Most Romantic Moment With your Partner? by Titilayooni(f): 8:29pm On Apr 22, 2016
Gave him a lap dance to his best song, had little fragments of ice cubes in my mouth,,gave him a badt mouthaction.. That was a birthday gift
Romance / Re: Daily Pains Of A Single, Rich Guy by Titilayooni(f): 6:18pm On Apr 22, 2016
yilly:

well, jst try nt to expose urself too much dat u hv d money. U c, like i said, nt evry gal likes to ask for money frm a guy. I find it hard to even beg for money frm my parents talkless of a guy. Pple like dat are hard to find. Tk ur tym n find d right one. I can date a guy for mnths wtout askng for even a #100 recharge card sef n its nt like am wrkng or something. Again, nt all gals are dsame.
av found my twin sister.....some guys don't believe that not all ladies are the same

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Family / Re: Could My Dirty Past Be Haunting Me? Please Help Before I Go Crazy by Titilayooni(f): 3:16pm On Apr 22, 2016
toshacer:
If this story has an iota of truth in it, then that your husband is nothing but a mumu, how can you have hidden your loud past from him and he sits there without knowing who he married.

Look, you need deliverance, go to one church and go through their deliverance programme, deliverance from spirit husbands and deliverance from your evil past.

You have done several abortion, could it be responsible?
I agree with this person,ts not a matter you should take lightly at all...if u r haviing sex in the dream,that's a bad omen...the deed is done,the next step is solution if not for anything,for the innocent man that married you...God will help you
Romance / Re: How To Identify A Hoe (guys Only) by Titilayooni(f): 11:55am On Apr 22, 2016
zeetyzin:

there are 2 things involved....ure either a gold digging _slut, or a mentally deranged hoe...
im eager to knw which.
I will passs those insults to the females u have in your life....U are also registered to the ranting dogs group,U can log in anytime
Romance / Re: How To Identify A Hoe (guys Only) by Titilayooni(f): 11:50am On Apr 22, 2016
Rozaystunna:
such a dumb h0e
u are welcome to join the ranting group, ts not a sin to remain single...
Romance / Re: How To Identify A Hoe (guys Only) by Titilayooni(f): 11:48am On Apr 22, 2016
Rozaystunna:
such a dumb h0e
u are welcome to join the ranting group
Family / Re: What Exactly Is The Duty Of A Wife? by Titilayooni(f): 11:22pm On Apr 21, 2016
Slapsticker:

What exactly is the core role of a wife, can I strip down to the real essence of why I need a wife? This is supposed to be an unbiased and objective angle to this question, so please don't get offended if it doesn't follow your religious prejudices.

Mimzy wrote a piece lately about what is expected of a wife in this generation (paraphrased) and it really got me thinking. Have we abused the office of the wife? and that births the question "what really can a wife do that nobody else can do for me?"

I can have sex without a wife. I can employ a cook. I can have a child without a wife. I can get my laundry done by outsourcing it. I can get my house cleaned by cleaners; that's no need of a wife. so what exactly can only a wife do? A doulah can help with the kids, creche has made things easier. for the overly religious folks that don't wanna fornicate. you can have children safely without. you doubt it? read

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/technology/indian-women-carrying-babies-for-well-off-buyers-1.681951

http://www.m.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/features/womb-rent-surrogate-mothers-india

I for one never had a brother, never had a friend in the real sense of the word. I have been a loner with many secrets and stuff all bottled in. so deep within I crave companionship and I need a confidant. A lot of unsaid things are going to needed in a lady to be those two things to me effectively, buh they ain't what tops the list of the average guy there.

Many wives have had to multi-task so bad that their real responsibility has been lost. we have prolly heard of wives with maid servants back in those days. could it be economic hardship and survival that has relegated the office of a wife to this? or is this actually what women have over the years been indoctrinated into as part of the roles of a wife in the house? I am yet to find the answer.

I have thus made up my mind that, whatever money can fix, my wife isn't gonna worry about. let her focus on being my companion and confidant. money can handle the rest. Besides, why all the hustling?
That's the only role of a wife cause she would be there till u grow old..I like your spirit.

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Romance / Re: Full Housewife Or Working Wife! Which Do You Prefer? by Titilayooni(f): 11:09pm On Apr 21, 2016
Na working class all through the way,no man can turn me into a housewife....A woman should marry her career and family together,that is success.
Romance / Re: Stunts Ladies Who Are 25+ Shouldn't Be Pulling by Titilayooni(f): 10:55pm On Apr 21, 2016
Stanleywaxy:
It's No ones business Man angry ... Whether they get Married or not , it doesn't prevent you from doing what you're supposed to do . Much off all these marry marry stuffs have pushed most ladies into the wrong hands . Leave them to be , it's their life . They're the ones to chose whatsoever to do with it .
I understand how much joy it gives to have a family , but it's something to be considered before going into .
GOD BLESS YOU JARE

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Romance / Re: How To Identify A Hoe (guys Only) by Titilayooni(f): 9:38pm On Apr 21, 2016
Greene66:


Gold digger
grin mansions don't talk to bungalows
Romance / Re: How To Identify A Hoe (guys Only) by Titilayooni(f): 8:13pm On Apr 21, 2016
Greene66:


Shut up.

How will the rich stay rich if they continue spending and the lady doesn't do anything to better their life?
Why are u ranting? Pls get lost

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Romance / Re: Man Arraigned For Slapping Girlfriend by Titilayooni(f): 8:04pm On Apr 21, 2016
He slapped his girlfriend,so he can kill her one afternoon when they are married....that's how it starts
Romance / Re: How To Identify A Hoe (guys Only) by Titilayooni(f): 7:57pm On Apr 21, 2016
Remember u have sisters and female friends.....stop calling ladies that,not all are hoes..why don't u keep that tractor btw ur legs zipped up.. Ts only a broke guy that para this much,real guys dont** abegi**

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Romance / Re: 5 Ways Naija Guys Test Their Girlfriends by Titilayooni(f): 7:21pm On Apr 21, 2016
Lovely write up....I guess my bf is testing me now.......ts funny though**staking over 2.5 that I am gonna win**
Romance / Re: Does Your Spouse/lover's Past Really Matter? by Titilayooni(f): 7:06pm On Apr 21, 2016
The past matters..will like to know and if ts something I can put up with,fine!! Cause when the past revisits,I don't want take part. In the consequence..The Op above me has done much justice

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