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Family / Re: Help!! I Don't Know What To Make Out Of My 38yrs Old Boyfriend Life by Titilayooni(f): 11:04pm On Apr 20, 2016
omoiseselagba:
.GO GET A JOB.LEAVE THE GUY.YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT.HE NOTHING TANGIBLE DOING AND HE HAS LITTLE EDUCATION.MARRIAGE NO BE MOIMOI.AFTER TWO WEEKS OF MARRIAGE,YOUR EYES GO OPEN LIKE HALOGEN LIGHT AND REALITY WILL SET IN.
OPEN UP AND LET GUYS WITH FOCUS COME INTO YOUR LIFE.THERE IS MORE TO RELATIONSHIP THAN LOVE.AND YOU BE WOMAN.LOLSSSS.WOMAN NO DEY TAKE TIME RUBBISH MAN.I HAVE GONE THROUGH IT.SO DO SOMETHING NICE WITH YOUR LIFE AND MARRY A RESOURCEFUL MAN.
GBAM#Babe,marriage no be beans ooooh...You are warned. Oro die la ma sofun omoluabi,to ba de inu e a di whole

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Health / Re: HELP! URGENT:A Gynecologist Is Needed by Titilayooni(f): 10:48pm On Apr 20, 2016
Fibroid is a very bad thing,I can feel her pain cause av been in her shoes once but I had it removed...I can give u the number to a friend of mine that is a gynaecologist....all is well that is what she needs to know but if u r interested,let me know.
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Lady Whose Discoloured Baby Bump Cause Internet Meltdown Give Birth(pix by Titilayooni(f): 10:43pm On Apr 19, 2016
nikkypearl:
yes Dear..
thank you
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Lady Whose Discoloured Baby Bump Cause Internet Meltdown Give Birth(pix by Titilayooni(f): 6:57pm On Apr 19, 2016
nikkypearl:
supernatural childbirth.. a book every ladies/women must read
pls is it available at any book store?I want to have a copy
Romance / Re: Toolz Gives Advice To Ladies On What To Do When A Man Says He Needs A Break by Titilayooni(f): 4:20pm On Apr 19, 2016
sexymoma:
if he wants a break...I'll give him a holiday..
Naija men don't worth it angry

I dey feel you jare....some men are not just worth the stress
Family / Re: One Word For This Baby (photo) by Titilayooni(f): 8:15pm On Apr 18, 2016
grin Lovely....I will just shout noni,straight to the bathroom. Every woman wants a baby that would turn the house upside down most times,that's the joy of a mother..I use it as a point of contact for those in need of fruit of the womb..oole ayo ko so ninu yin IJN
Family / Re: One Word For This Baby (photo) by Titilayooni(f): 8:13pm On Apr 18, 2016
grin Lovely....I will just shout noni,straight to the bathroom. Every woman wants a baby that would turn the house upside down most times,that's the joy of a mother..

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Celebrities / Re: Peace Maria Francis: Stop Calling Me A Prostitute by Titilayooni(f): 11:17am On Apr 15, 2016
Pheals:





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what rubbish is this one saying?U are a disgrace to womanhood,u claim u are a christian and U con dey display those sagging breasts,,even my mama @55,her breasts no sag like this...it shows how u have useless your body#RUBBISH#

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Need A Lady For Hook Up. I'll Take Care Of Her Needs by Titilayooni(f): 1:31am On Apr 15, 2016
Okay..
Romance / Re: Lyrics Challenge With Unapapadeycraze by Titilayooni(f): 12:51am On Apr 15, 2016
You don't have to live on the island to be the main man...

Wetin I go do to make you see say my love for you na real,baby ts right here...

Man must to work before man go chop,onfoloke onfoloke......

#proudlynigerian#
Romance / Re: 15 Guys Secret Every Lady Should Know by Titilayooni(f): 12:44am On Apr 15, 2016
grin I do send goodmorning message everymorning to my bf but he won't reply,the day I decided to stop sending it,I got this as a message"U dint send me my goodmrn message today,why? Just checking on you" immediately I bursted into laughter..dint know guys notice those tinz..I believe little gesture goes a long way in the hrt of your beloved..

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Family / Re: A No Reception Wedding: How Feasible? Come In, Let's Discuss by Titilayooni(f): 10:24pm On Apr 14, 2016
Guests:


I don't think this will work. Your siblings, their best friends, your parents, their besties, your clique. 15?
why won't it work?ts my wedding,ts not about anyone's bestie...strictly family tinz...at worst 20 pple from each side

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Family / Re: A No Reception Wedding: How Feasible? Come In, Let's Discuss by Titilayooni(f): 10:19pm On Apr 14, 2016
favoured234:


My desire is to have a wedding with 50 guests but my sister is laughing her butt off
She said she has 50 already so I should have a rethink
I am thinking of drugging her for 2weeks before my wedding cry
;Du want to kill me with laughter.....

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Romance / Re: Hey Come In 'n Drop Your Favourite Romantic Songs by Titilayooni(f): 6:58pm On Apr 14, 2016
The Corrs-Runaway....Carrie Underwood-Mama's song.......Daniel Bedingfield-am never gonna leave your side....Whitney Houston ft Akon-like I never left...Shayne Ward-Breathless.......I can't go a day without listening to these songs.
Family / Re: A No Reception Wedding: How Feasible? Come In, Let's Discuss by Titilayooni(f): 7:43am On Apr 14, 2016
Stillfire:
The nylon thing sounds razz, sorry not tying to insult you o, and I'm not one that likes big weddings either. But your suggestion is too razz for me. undecided
Since it's all about saving costs, just invite 10-30 people and treat them specially on a table like this below. wink Doesn't have to be this elaborate either. Just make it intimate.



Have you even asked the bride though? Naija women like to tell the world they now a Mrs o. grin What does she feel about your suggestion?
you can have a wedding without a reception,all you need to do make provisions for lovely paperbags to put the food,drink,cake and sourvenir for your guests after church,take pictures.......what am planning is a wedding of 30 guest(15 from both families)a reception like this picture above,after church we go there do little reception and everybody go home....am budgeting 200K..

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Properties / Re: Newly Built 5br +2rm Maid Quaters Luxuriously Built House In Lekki Phase 1. by Titilayooni(f): 2:08am On Apr 12, 2016
legalalien:
on top
Abi ooo
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Finding The Right Man by Titilayooni(f): 11:25pm On Apr 10, 2016
askseunoladele:
SWEET LADY...

My sweet ladies, very special ladies, it's high time we brushed up our self esteem and surrender our hearts to that man who truely deserves it.

It's time to forget those time wasters and pray for your own very bone and flesh. That man that will treat you like the greatest miracle of his life and carry you like an egg. You may say , "Seun doesn't know what she's talking about, I am very difficult to live it." That is exactly why he loves to marry you because your lifestyle simply tantalize him rather than scare him or you say, "but I have a past." Everyone has a past honey, no one is a saint. It's because of that past he's gonna marry you, he aint looking for a saint! "Oh, what about my family background?" It means absolute nothing to him whether you are rich or poor he loves you for who you are.
"But I'm unattractive, I look like a Tomboy." No one turns him on like a Tomboy, that is why he will go crazy for you. "Okay, I'm too fat." I've met men who likes big or fat women, he will treat you like the greatest discovery of his life and his long lost treasure.

Celebrate yourself honey.
No matter who you are, there is a man on his knees praying day and night to meet you. He needs exactly your kind of person and he would give anything in the world to have you. Please do not despise yourself, do not give up on your dream of the wonderful soul mate created solely for you. That special man will come for you in God's own time and once that happens, heavens will rejoice with you...wait for him! He will soon come.Cheers!
THANK U

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Romance / Re: What Pet Name Does Bae Call You? Share & Learn by Titilayooni(f): 9:04pm On Apr 06, 2016
I call him HONEY....

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Romance / Re: The Woman's Breasts Belongs To Who?..find Out by Titilayooni(f): 2:23pm On Apr 04, 2016
;DWho went to the altar? Who paid the bride price?The baby is going to lagos but the husband is going to london
Romance / Re: Ladies- How To Get A Smaller Waist And Bigger Hip/butt ....part 1 by Titilayooni(f): 1:55pm On Apr 04, 2016
inkon:
@op stop stressing our women.

They are beautiful naturally and we love them just the way they are.
Thank you,God bless you.....make dem start compressing all their intestines all in the name of what?? I love my waist the way it is

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Family / #teambossfeeling# by Titilayooni(f): 11:32pm On Apr 03, 2016
This post was triggered by what a lady posted about a banker earlier and how he was been stingy..... Ladies!!! I really don't like the manner at which 98% of NL guys talk about our love for money. I think we need to start making things right,we shouldn't be too dependent on a guy. We should let them feel that whatever they do is a bonus.. When a man spends on you,ts a great feeling but when you spend on yourself babe,,,ts a boss feeling.... #teamnoliabilitytoaman#bosslady#kingofqueens#

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Romance / Re: 12 Things You Should Learn About Relationships While You're Single.. by Titilayooni(f): 9:10pm On Apr 03, 2016
Oluwawapelumi:





Happy birthday to us in advance Titilayooni
yes ooooo#smiles# may we celebrate more years with goodhealth,longlife and all goodthings of life shall be our portion IJN..

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Romance / Re: Bankers are very Fake and Stingy!!! living a borrowed lifestyle,ladies beware! by Titilayooni(f): 2:40am On Apr 03, 2016
ScofieldBello:
I like your spirit dear.

Good morning.
goodmorning.

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Romance / Re: Bankers are very Fake and Stingy!!! living a borrowed lifestyle,ladies beware! by Titilayooni(f): 1:21am On Apr 03, 2016
ScofieldBello:
You seem to me a desperate lady.
Hey, stop going about telling people how to spend their hard earned money! You were definitely disappointed cuz you didn't get what you expected.....he is a real guy.

How many times have you left your change with a waitress? But you expected him to leave his. Oh....I forgot that you ain't got a job yet.

Better that you deleted his number cuz a lady like you cannot add value to his life. He ain't a reckless spender.


Funny you, na now you know say na fake life him dey live. Even if he isn't a full staff, madam IT IS HIS JOB, IT IS HIS LIFE, HE LIKES IT.
This babe wan kill me with laff....babe work for your own money..#team noliability to a man#

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Romance / Re: 10 Things A Girl Does When She Likes You Already – Guys, See This Now! by Titilayooni(f): 8:47am On Apr 01, 2016
I think NO 9 says it all......

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Romance / Re: 12 Things You Should Learn About Relationships While You're Single.. by Titilayooni(f): 8:30am On Apr 01, 2016
Just what I needed @this moment..#thumbs up#

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Romance / Re: Why Your Toto No Go Smell! by Titilayooni(f): 8:24pm On Mar 31, 2016
Oluwawapelumi:


Need I say much.

Dispose them well biko!!!

Son of man can be wicked oooo.
a lady that wears diisposable pant knows it has to be burnt.

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Travel / Re: Cost Of Nigerian International Passport by Titilayooni(f): 10:54am On Mar 31, 2016
bigl:
In abeokuta, ogun state, I got mine done for 17k and it took 4hours.

U'll also need driver's license or a means of identification, 2 passport fotos.

U'll need a guarantor though. Someone who's got a intl passport, 2 passport foto and a means of identification.

pls am I gonna go with the guarantor or just take the person passport&means of ID

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Celebrities / Re: Davido, Phyno & BankyW At Quilox Easter Pool Party(photos) by Titilayooni(f): 8:58am On Mar 31, 2016
sczeska:
Lol
What i had in mind.



See papa ade oh!!!! grin
That is what is called a pool party not the rubbish they are doing there..

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Romance / Re: Guy Drinking Yoghurt As Girlfriend Eats Fried Rice In Eatery by Titilayooni(f): 1:04am On Mar 31, 2016
Bluezy13:
Maybe he isn't hungry....
Would you have preferred he takes nothing?










I sometimes do that, when bae is hungry and I'm not.
It's nobody's business.
After all, she alone knows my worth
Thank you jare,U are a blessed guy

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Romance / Re: Drop A Comment For Your Future Wife Or Husband's Current Guy Or Babe. by Titilayooni(f): 12:52am On Mar 31, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:

Cutie. Nice dp
Thanks
Romance / Re: Drop A Comment For Your Future Wife Or Husband's Current Guy Or Babe. by Titilayooni(f): 12:34am On Mar 31, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:
Sweetheart my heart is bound by your love. I don't need a perfect wife. All I want is a pleasant trouble maker who can get annoyed and liven up after been teased. Who would talk a lot, who would be so fond of lovie-lovie in public, who would use 'darling' and complementary words for ppl around me. A comedian who would make visitors feel like not leaving after paying us a visit. Wherever you are God will direct ur path to where mine will meet it.
AMEN

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