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mehn. . check out those lips. i no mind to give her extra bom boy. .

@ Ikengawo

you be real olodo. confusing police with policy reminds me of when Idi Amin, former Ugandan dictator(in case u no go school) was asked about his policies and he started matching his police force up and down for his white guests. lol
not including an apostrophe doesnt take away the msg being conveyed. (did u notice any omissions)

Ikengawo:
nah douche bag, fact 1. [size=20pt] is it is against the law to wear anything indicating you are policy or military in the federal republic of Nigeria if you are not police or military. [/size]

i didnt know that "policy" was another branch of law enforcement in naija

ode

truely this our "westernised" naija girls de even make oyibo girls look like mother Teresa. This is one of the reasons my wife only comes to the UK for visits . . .never to stay God forbid!!

my wife beta greet me first and i will be listening out for it as well. After i don empty my whole bank account for bride price she go come de use my salutation play? e no go happen

harakiri:
I might be wrong but from my observation, most office politics is carried out by women.I'm not saying men don't do this but women are the greatest culprits.For instance, my neighbor has been working in UBA for over 12 years.He has been there since the days of "standard trust bank".He's a HND holder and just finished his BSC programme (part time).A lady (BSC holder) with little experience was posted to his branch to be his boss.From the first day she got there, it was hell.She was creating unnecessary drama in the place just to let everyone know who is boss.She focused her attention on him coz he was the most hardworking and experienced person on the staff.Every little thing he did, she would find fault.If there was a big transaction that he usually handles himself, she would insist it goes through her first.It got to a point where she actually told him that if he didn't feel comfy working under her, he could resign.This was a slut that knew little or nothing about the inner workings of banking.Next thing, unnecessary queries started coming in.He had to resign and today, he's gotten a better job in an oil firm.
I do my best to avoid any business dealings with women.They are never straightforward and bring loads of wahala with them.

End of.

sometimes the push we need can come from whom we most detest. If she didnt make his life hell he may still be languishing.
I have this female at my work, ready to do anything to gain favour in the sight of the bosses, she is even trying her hands on professional exams even though she is a certified dunce

hmmn,  i de see danger, danger . . wahala dey

but maybe u should stick it out man. .women are just something else as long as u are sure u can sleep with both eyes closed when she is lying next to u, u may just have to live with the rest

what is all this about feeling sorry for this woman, for all you know she may have kicked out her husband or falsely accused him of domestic violence. This is what our naija "ladies" get up to once they know wetin de shelle. Dont be surprised to see this same woman at owambe parties giving her friends the 'hi five salute' for an excellent job scr*win the British tax payer like moi.
no pity for this lady at all. . make she go naija

I will also have you all know I am the product of a Jamaican mother and an African American father.

Akata plus Jamo = double wahala 

this no be news as it happens all the time. i personally know two members of thesame family who are hapilly married in Yankee.

would u be so quick to forgive her if you heard about her infidelity from a third party?. . cheating is cheating man

It aint no fun if the homies cant get some, next best ting is lettin em know how the baby gets down.

when ever i need to squeeze t*ts or get my balls licked  

maybe u need to be on dollar-land n not nairaland then she will even encourage u

red card!!! good!!!

na only danny shittu de do him job for this team. . .shame

thank fvck , fkkubu is off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

na wao. . .cant amodu just remove fatkubu for pete sake!!!!!!!!

A man is in charge of a woman, if there is love then that is a bonus. This constant insubordination by women has got to STOP!!!! haba

this is rubbish . . if its under 17 they will parade over aged cheats n still lose. against their own mates they are totally humiliated. fuc.k up

there is no smoke without fire. . . maybe she no be tear rubber true true

see these women making a big deal out of washing common clothes. The feminist march is really gathering strength. somebody even had the bad breath to spew rubbish that 'women create lives'. I believe the next item on the feminist agenda is the process of being  fully fleshed hermaphrodites. Lesbianism never do them  

Hmmm. .trust these feminists to come out wif another useless topic. If u no want wash another girl go wash simples.

i will be at home by myself with no company. . .this is the only time i seat back and reflect on how my year was spent. sombre reflection

another frustrated so and so tryin to give advice . .abeg carry ur B.S research and stick it where u can get relief. . alakori

good move. . .na Akwa Ibom remain

@ topic

shagging partner yes. .life partner no.

to avoid wahala best to marry a naija woman already staying abroad and is not moved by all these trappings of the west. As for the ones in naija . . . na mess and run

at least it s not the case of northern locals killing south eastern youth corp members as was the case in Maiduguri recently. not that i am excusing this barbaric act