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Busy_Body
i know i can try but 4play, Jakumo, Purist and Debosky be masters

wetin concern u? u better go back to ur domain

Dayo
what about Yinka?
can u tell him to sign up too? maybe this might help his SAP runz?
or what do u think?

We should organise a 'grammar' battle between Debosky and Jakumo.

If Debosky like make in vex, but my money is on Jakumo. Debosky never complete PHD, but Jakumo na Professor Emeritus.

hmm, u think Jakumo is the master?
Do you know Purist? even 4play and Debosky can battle Jakumo.
u nko? u sef dey try na

Hello my people
how are u guys doing?

work as usual was ok, nothing different from what ive been doing
been jumping from one seat to the other.

had a NPV valuation presentation this morning for a coy going bankrupt. Some guys are interested in taking over the ailing coy and they needed to know the true value of the thingy. it was cool o just that i was distracted. ( one corper dey the boardroom).
im tired jare for today, need to do some DEVCO model for someone and he wants it tmr
shey i no go sleep ni? i cant wait for weekend to come.

im going joh

Kiwi,
See my name and number of posts

Dayo ni oruko mi. Omo Yoruba ponbele ni mi. lati ipinle Oyo. ( Dayo is my name I am a core Yoruba boy from Oyo State)

Ki ni o tun fe kin so ni ede Yoruba.

hausa version:
Suna na Dayo Ni na Dan Berebe(Yoruba) a geri Oyo

heheheheeh fool

@ Kiwi
dayo is a Nigerian.

Eastbay, You have joined the enemies of progress? Lil did you know we are waxing stronger.
The only snag is her love for Wenger. Whom I cant stand. She defaces the wall with pictures of the self-servicer!!!

do u now rap? or what the fck was that?

Pele ekeyofuro, sowwy I called you shombo, I really am Are we cool now

yeah, we are cool.

Sisi
read from when i posted and tell me how it was me that derailed the thread.
I dunno anyone on NL auto.

Igwe, Jenju, Adexcarz and all are just people i read from on NL. No ones gat norrin on me cos i know nobody.

U can sniff around and see where my passion lies. Not here sisicapone

^^^ Moi weak Scratch that, I was just playing one of the feminine wiles tricks I have up my sleeves


And next time you wanna find out the "idi abajo" of something, telling a lady to STFU is not the way to go about it, kindly ask people to fill you in nicely, shombo

shey emi ni shombo?
u too atarodo.

e don do oo.

tkb417, na jenju dey behind all these, anytime wey jenju see any dealer from usa on this forum he always tries to bring them down using his ways, he is the one behind this womans advert, igwe1 and ziontrain are his boys boys, this thread don die down before ziontrain come rise am up again, all in an attempt to make this Jesarmy woman not sell her car, Jesarmy you need to go and bind this your enemy, he no be wetin you think o, wolf in sheep clothing, just close this thread and go open another one for your car, na truth be that.

Hi Cosjo
Im sorry if this comes like im derailing the thread.
I saw what the lady posted and i was like wow.
yeah right, the poster came back to clear the air. Nothing biggie in all that happened

i noticed that she wouldnt give up hence my 'lil piece'
i dont do auto biz and i aint interested.
im sorry people

As you should have observed, since you don't do bidness with mofos I was only replying to a post, which I have every right to, so I don't think I owe you any explanation

very true

and I bet you already know the saying about your opinions and arseholes  Nice to meet you too

***post deleted****

Remind me who you are again, you frustrated deluded goat

in my world, self aggrandizement is a NO NO. **** other comments deleted********

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

Mr Johnny-come-lately, I am not talking to you too oh, i am just talking to Nairalanders in general

I know I have said I would not come back to this thread, b[b]ut you would have to walk in my shoe as a female to understand the many hormones that we have to grapple with, in our daily existence[/b]  But hopefully you would not have any silly notion to misconstrue and utilise my admission and stance and plea as a species of the weaker sex, your own advantage

posts deleted after reading this
its cool. can we all continue our buying and selling.

but u just admitted being weak
just kidding tho

@All
its fine
can we all continue trading puhleaseeee

@Sisi
una just dey scatter this place. na wa 4 u women oo.
kai! pls drag the madam somewhere we beg u

@ Mukina2,

Leave our peops alone.
When are u walking the aisle with your own hubby(J Unit)??

are u kidding me?
tell me what i dont knw

Muki
of course, ill look for a beauriful chic for Emperoh.
hes my person

Am I the one telling the girl not to sell her car?

Was I the one who vindictively outed her in the second post?

Am I the one calling her out to reduce the price?

Do I know you from somewhere?

Or is it your perceived ignoramus stance that I call the shots that is paining you?

Who let out the village idiot

hold it!!
i dont do 'bizniz' with MOFOs like u
all i asked you to do is self-service off the thread if uve got norrin more to say
is that too hard for ur thick skull to take?

do you need to know me b4 i respond to ur asinine comments?
u need help. get a friggin fcking life
who do u think ure talking to?

Mukina
is this ur house now?
leave Emperoh alone!! wetin?
go and look for ur Dayo haba.

Emperoh
we need to hook up soon, i get some shorties that will fit ur specs anytme anyday
okiz? dont let these 'kill joy' disturb u oo

Mancs
wassup this weekend?
we are storming the hammers nest with all our armoury
i forsee another clean sheet!
when are they gonna score us ?
lemme keep quiet so i wont cause katakata for myself

How many of you really thought that Nigerian banks can sustain the level at which they are going ?? These banks pay semi-illiterates millions of Naira as salary and those bank workers turn around and treat customers like they are doing the customer a favor for banking with them. Imagine that, even the companies that treat customers well are struggling to make it not to talk of some overpaid illiterate in suits. You work into a Nigerian banking center and they treat you like you have come to disturb them. That intercontinental bank still owes me about 2M and as soon as i get to Nigeria, i'm filling a lawsuit

how much will the lawsuit cost u?
i hope u wont engage an expensive lawyer o cos the whole of ur 2m+interest (if any) will be used for the lawsuit.
so why bother

Jon
i agree with you on tubby,the dude needs some flogging.
all he came here to spill arent news, im sure they just sacked him and hes tryin to get back at them.

can u imagine, dude wants to carry his foul way of doing stuffs to KPMG, na die for him

tubby
where will u be in KPMG?
Tax, Advisory or Assurance? omo, forgerrit, u cant be slimy in that place o
get a life and stop being a pederast!!

Oh please spare me the balderdash and zip it up, Mr Holier-than-thou If not for people's lack of English comprehension, my intention would not have been misconstrued as an attempt to be devious

All I meant in my first post (still there, you can't miss it) was "so what if the car is salvage, at least she displayed the VIN number", and the message was intended for Marktwain but I did not want to appear rude and brusque, hence the reason I sugarcoated the message

If your "aids and malaria campaign" last year had not been nipped in the bud, would Jesarmy have been allowed to post such cars for sale Would you not have been the first in line to cast the first stone and cast aspersion at her, ehn Mr Fair-and-Consistency You think Nairalanders have collective amnesia abi

The first paragraph applies to you too Siena

hmmm, i see ure calling the shots here cos no one seem to be able to tell u to shut the fck up.

could u just shut d hell up and pls let the gurlie sell her car.
olodo

I have learnt the most from 4Play. But the most striking personalities are undoubtably the English master himself, Jakumo, and the satellite picture fiend, Mr Nigeria1@.

well said. 4play is a guru in everything.
Jakumo the english master? what about the man who invented Grammar

This is a very unfortunate situation so to say…Mark you, the problem with Nigerian banks is administrative cum political in nature. Imagine when banking sector keep employing some dead woods as leader of the banks taking strategic position, all because of political connection. Take for instance, RONKE F ODUSOTE, a non performer, dropped [redundant& outmoded] down by Zenith bank was imposed on some committed staffs of First bank because of her God father [enough evidence, but this will be kept secret for now because of first bank image].

IN ANORGANISATION WHERE DUE PROCESS IS NOT BEING FOLLOWED TO THE LETTER, THEREBY PUTTING SQUARE PEGS IN A ROUND HOLE, TRYING TO SATISFY THE WHIMS AND CAPRICES OF SOME STINKS OF SINDICATE DE CAUCUS…WILL DEFINITELY MEETS ITS WATERLOO

una just dey drop names for here. na wa o

Sample size?? Tell me how th wealth of Dangote, Otedola , Adenuga and co represents the living standard of a country

If EPl is so succesful in the UCL, why cant they transform the same to UEFA cup. The way La Liga teams do.
That means something is wrong somewhere.

Sauron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we should desist from arguing with Dayo.
Now i agree dude needs help

dayo
check how we started the arguement and retrace ur steps
No more red herring!!!!!!!!!!!

The arguement is about the EPL and the Bundesliga!!!!!!!
so, kindly go back to where we started.
u dont know jack!!

now ure talking about Villareal and UTD and u told Sauron not to talk about what happened in a season between Arsenal and Real/Juventus
why? are u high on drugs? what about how Arsenal pummelled AC at the Siro?
ur brains cant remember all those?

lets go back to where we started, we'll do la liga next time
Bundesliga vs EPL

why are you talking about top 4 alone? Does the top 4 make the whole league.

Bayern can stand up to any EPL team anyday given the heavy punishment we have handed out to them on several occasion.

How about Wofsburg beating FA cup winners and topping a group that has Milan or Hamburg beating Aston Villa?

If your top 4 are stronger but your mid table teams are weaker does that mean a strong leage to you?

lets do this scientifically Dayo

i wont be found doing a lopsided arguement with ya.
1) do you know about sample size? the sample size for measuring a good league should be the top 4? or what do u wanna use? mid 4 or the last 4? the other teams in the league do not represent their countries at the top level.
a competition where we have Pompey, wolsburg, rapid vienna, wisla krakow, and the rest cannot be a competition to be reckoned with. No one in the football fraternity reckons with what happens outside the UCL.

I can always give u instances where Bolton drew with bayern so drop this ur wolsburg vs Pompey shit. it holds no water

Bayern beating arsenal and United? what about what Drogba and lampard did to ur bayern? u forgotten

FACT: The EPL is rated as a better league than the Bundesliga!!
why? u wanna know? ask UEFA why the EPL has 4 teams in the UCl compared to 3 by Bundesliga
how many UCL titles do u guys have in Germany? compare it to England

those are hard facts!!!
bring some to disprove or hold ur peace!!
i dont want beer parlour arguements here

ure just jealous thts all. its a normal thing
all u have to do is tell ur friend about it over a bottle of beer.

tell him how ist gonna affect thr three of u if things continue the way it is and im sure he'll do sumfn about it

Cos if u dont do this and ur friend notices shes digging him, it might be dangerous cos ur friend might just be tempted to
be smart about this o

Jon
armed robber salary ke? the whole financial markets/industry is on a low now. Those who are partly skilled are getting fired by the day, some big coys are not paying salaries, some are closing shop, e no easy o

stay where u are o and dont come join us for here. isnt the telcos paying the dough?
im sure u have an official car, no be so?

Tkb,
that is what we are being compelled to know.

Study all sort of models Fama-french Modigliani-Miller i just tire.

Like student who went to Uni to study accounting, banking , Got to banks and were thrown into Marketting or operations.

What is the big deal in Banking that people study for 4-5 years.

TKB, abeg which choco be dat, Come on YIM now now.

yes o, u never start. when u start using it hands on, u go understand how crazy these stuffs can be.
You understand this thing na. the first time i heared about black scholes modelling way back, i was like wtf!!

guy, finish up there and come here
9ja education na yau yau. If u dont step up ur game here, na so so those returnees go just dey use big big terminologies chop the olodos for interviews. U sef come home come buga but be warned that u fit jam person like me o

u know the babe na

Topic
meetings as usual, this month of february is proving to be a difficult one o with all the madates on my desk.
I cant list them here. Im gonna have an emergency meeting with my Oga tmr on how to tackle these wahala.
Bonus ooo, Global warming wan cause katakata but my unit made money against all odds. kai
that reminds me, my Oga gave me one book to read o, wetin i go dey read at this my age?
we are trying to raise some funds again for one real estate guru who is partnering the govt o and i need to come up with the most appropriate capital structuring for the fund, come up with the investment structure, and also do some industry attractiveness thingy (porters). I hate this part of the job. Thats just one assignment and ive got loads on my desk.

wetin man go do na?

who attends RCCG here?
we don start our yearly fasting and na die i dey. the whole of Feb no food. i Hope i wont die
chao

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Tkb,

You need some tutoring.

The Bundesliga is not as easy as the EPL.

You have several clubs who would challenge you for every point.

Bremen, Leverkusen, Schalke, Hamburg, Stuttgart, Dortmund, Hertha Berlin. (add Hoffenhein for this season)

No forgetting some smaller clubs who would come to the match day full of venom.

u always feel like u know but u dont know anything
according to you, the Bundesliga is a difficult league compared to the EPL innit?
how come they dont get seeded like the EPL teams?
how do you rate a good league? is it the relative unease in the way league winners are churned out yearly or the quality of the teams that really compete in the league? common sence has eluded you finally!!

its a known fact today that your top four cannot compete on the same turf as the top 4 in the EPL!!!
count ur fingers if u dont know numbers, the english teams have been more successful than the German teams in the UCL-FACT!!
disprove and lets start from there

Toyin Subair must be a foolish man . . .

what sort of hogwash is that ? a man gets humilated, either in front of his daughter or not and still says he should apologise to Okocha ? WHAT RUBBISH !

u dont need a soothsayer nor a rocket scientist to decode that it was a plain set-up, either or not it was only Etim that was searched . . .

blimey ! Okocha himself was once a very indisciplined player before he turned a new life, who remembers trhe days he would play foolishly to the gallery and grin so non-challantly until he realised if he continued he would never amount to anything despite his skillful display ?

He who lives in Glass house never throws stones . . .it sad that Etim is all of a sudden being painted so bad whereas people have forgotten so soon that Maradona probably has a worse record but today he is coach of the Argentine side . . .HAVE WE ALL FORGOTTEN ZIZOU SO SOON ?

Okocha, for all I know and care has lost a lot of goodwill with this misdemeanor . . .in the 1st instance hired assasins are always sent by some badman innit ? so the defence that JJ wasnt there is a BLOODY RUSE !

why did he come in when it was Etim's turn to be searched . . .hmmn !

and he now goes ahead to give him 100,000 naira parting xmas gift to buy superiority abi ? nawa o . .

exactly my tots!!
Mr. Subair appear to me not to have any iota of sence left in his head. He needs some surgery done fast

Jay-Jay?
hmmm, now i know why he lost money to SGBN
na wa o

Great!!!

I think i know why Dayokanu is pissed. . . . .
Bayern Munich has slipped to the 4th position while we were all distracted with the Liverpool vs Chelsea game.
From grace to grass. . . . . . . .

imagine competing with them Hoffei and co?
those guys will be 10th if they play in the EPL
Bayern is shyte u know.

i agree hes the best, not doubting what hes done so far

VDS has been good lately too.
Can you remember how Everton were sending in-swinging crosses into our box?
he kept his cool and didnt make any mistakes.

Im sure VDS has got one or 2 things hes doing to the defenders. I cannot believe its only Vida that has made the defence impregnable.
The goalie has a hand in what the defence has done so far

1) Nemanja Vidic
2) Michael carrick ( This guy is the best midfielder in the EPL righ now)
3) Van Der sar

Evra will come after these guys. these 4 men have been outstanding for UTD so far

@A40,


Exactly my point. Is this not gross stupidity? Keane should be given another full season. I 'm trying hard not to think Rafa is responsible for this. Because he rejected a new contract becos he wants to be solely in charge of transfers.
But whoever is presiding over this error,whether GEORGE,HICKS or PARRY they should be prepared to resign if we fail at the end of the season.

Right now we have just 1 striker. Kuyt is just a dedicated workhorse.nothing more. Babel isn't a professional and he is very lazy. N'gog looks good but needs to adapt. I wonder who will replace Keane.

Ur coach has been known to be the most stupid man on earth.
The last time i checked, hes bought over 40 players since he took over the mantle. what on earth did Keane do?
why did he shell out 20milla? if it was in a normal organisation where sanity reigns, rafa Beneath -us would have been sacked!!

The guy needs help. Y'all should remember him in ur prayers

Vida comes first
followed by Carrick and the Van der sar

he said u shld delete it abi u cant read again?
na here u dey live now?
gerrout of our thread now now

Tollu
wassup, lets hook up on YIM when ure less busy ok?
leave these bank people alone

and what the fck are u still doing there?
if u still collect thier salary and ure doing this, then u shld be sacked!!!

wht do u hope to achieve by bringing down the bank? u want u and others to lose thier jobs? think abeg

Although i heared about the 17billion thingy and i heared thats why they couldnt do the last attempt at matching Oceanics pay.

and u want us to start showing u stuffs like this?

u be student, we are practitioners?

Dayo, maybe we need a thread to show how deep ur head can carry this
hehehehe

bring a case study and use ur Pricing model to solve na instead of dumping formulas

anyway
how Texas na? u dey cope?
i get one babe wey don dey worry me about u o?

Topic
people
whats gud? i have plenty meetings as usual, will fill u guys in later

Debo
thank u bros. Im reading my books o