₦airaland Forum

yes o
the best place ive lived in 9ja is Abuja
Driving in 9ja is smoooth, chicks in Abuja are smoooth but expensive
nite life in Abuja is smooooth not chaotic like Lagos.

but beware of the junctions in Abuja o or else, ur car will 'go up in flames' b4 ur very eyes
I love Abuja. As soon as im done with my money hunting in lagos, im back finally in Abuja( hopefully ill be married then)

but, one thing is for sure, Lagos is the 'koko'
No place like Las Gidi

In the last few months I have also been seriously considering moving to Abuja. I'm beginning to like the place. My current company cannot post me to Abuja, because my dept is basically a head office work. I'm considering moving to a bank(GTB or PHB) and ask that I be posted to Abuja.

I learnt Abuja is expensive, but I doubt if it can be more expensive than VI. I live in VI now, and our semi-detached duplex was bought for 50m(na family house o).

I was in Abuja in December and I got a decent hotel @ 5k, beyond my imagination. My friend that works in Afribank in Abuja told me he got his two room apartment for @ 140k per annum, whereas a self contain in Vi here cost between 180-400k per annum.

Anyway, I'm not deterred by this expensive talk, I want to move to Abuja.

How much does a 3 bedroom flat go in different areas pls?

I've made up my mind to move to Abj this year. I need to do some budgeting and plann

u want to leave Oil and gas for bank cos of Abuja?
are u alright?

what kinda hotel do you pay 5k for in Abuja? Rockview, Chelsea and Valencia are places ive slept in plenty times and the cahrges are between 25-35k? are u sure u went to the main Abuja abi na villa (suleja) u go?

Houses in Abuja are just like Lagos
the average for 3 bedroom will be from 600-850k i think and a nice 3 bedroom in places like Bode Thomas, Ogudu, Opebi, et al go for the same amount. maybe food is expensive in abuja cos while i was in abuja, i never cooked for once.

Abuja is classy, cool and beautiful but Lagos na the real deal

Would u like to have it shipped to the States or Lagos? Its kinda rare to find but a fairly used one will cost you about 3- 4,000€ depending on its Odometer reading and its year. If you are really interested, send me an email then we could talk about price and payment.

Hi, someone was talking to me about buying Toyota Hiace buses. I mean Toyota not the cloned.
fairly used or 'almost like new' like u auto dealers call it will be preferable. Just like the other autos that are everywhere on NL.
If u can come u with the cost of buying and shippind down to Lagos, the mileage and the pics also, ill be glad

hope to hear from u soon.
did u just say 4,000 euros?

Debosky
ure funny o, whats happening in ur crib? u need some help o
u want me to take a trip on Friday? if i tell my peeps such a thing, they'll think im never gonna come back.
Besides, how many times will i be going for trips in a year?
The next episode is slated for September, it cant be earlier

how ur side?

Tollu
u calling me the nightmare
ill fight u o

ma peeps
today went well and now im stepping down with Mega Plaza shawama and some fruit juice.
im going home o traffic or no traffic. i must get home early today

where are the others? Contactuzo, Oyb, Muki, dayo and his models, Tgirl, Jarus the accountant et al

Ja

Mikel is slightly better.
O'shea is a goat!

@Akola,
The way ignorance flows on this thread is disgusting

coming from someone who doesnt know jack
be hiding on the internet to be saying rubbish.

u dont know how to spell ur name hombre!

What about Germany? That is what this thread is about.

The premiership and the bundesliga.

he likes not to answer that cos the Budesliga and the eredivise are equal.
The EPL and the Bundesliga? do u wanna compare death with sleep?
nahhh

Happy people whts going on?

today is a good day (hehe). yesterday was not only hectic but happened to be a day ill like to forget in a hurry.
after failing to meet ma deadlines yesterday, i had a serious battle with my boss who said all his head could carry and we were both at each others throat yesterday. I shut down my lappy, went to the visitors lounge and plugged ma earfones to ma head. I was there for 1.30 hrs and later got back when the Oga patapata sent a text to ma fone asking where i was.

met with him and he also tongue lashed me for acting like that. That was when i remembered i didnt pray when i woke up in the mornin.
the day ended on a bad note cos the whole doc meant for our foreign partners got damaged. The stuff wasnt responding for a long time and i had to go to the task menu to close the application thinking all i did will be recovered.
My eyes opened wide and i cursed like madd that all ma colleagues started begging me to stop when all ma ive done since morning had disappeared!
I told ma boss and he told me to reproduce it in 30 mins!!
something ive been working on since 8am

The whole of ma office knew something happened that even the private equity chaps came asking me what happened. I think i need to reconsider the offer they gave me in our PE unit. Time to cross carpet. i cant work with these beasts of no nation again. damn!

i fasted yesterday and i didnt brake ma fast till 11pm when i got home. I had to reproduce the stuff before i left the office and the oga practically packed his Mac and sat beside me chatting.

Today o, they came in and asked me if i had/have personal problems and i said NO. They later told me they rely on me a lot and i should stop giving them nightmares. Never knew my middle name is now 'the nightmare'. The guy asked me again how they could help me cos they consider me as one of the brightest and i said, a move to our PE unit wouldnt be a bad idea and b4 i could say Jack Robinson, the guy said I DO NOT HAVE A CHANCE IN HELL!!

we settled it and they promised me some DP ( ancient o) at our usual slaughter ground ( the penthouse)

its all gud people and my work today is going on smoothly.

Cristalz
u want me to partner a lawyer? ah
if i leave here, na to go village go start mechanized farming. Never gonna say yes sir to no bones again after this place
imme take ma time well b4 i jump or else

where is Tollu?

and u guys think a right thinking coach will come to ur club to be fired!!!!!!!

its high time u guys started hiring from Africa cos it wont cost u much
the cost of hiring and firing in 8 months for an African shouldnt be more than 2m

u guys should think about it
Siasia is still jobless

dayo kunu and mooron pls stop fightin ibrahimovic is better and younger pls and robinho well has neva been in first 5 highest goal scorers in la liga but now in the priemiership does that mean that priemiership is easier to score than in la liga YES pls join barca and be happy okay we have 2 forms left

are u retarded?
cant u go and look for some work to do?

good day people
not in a good mood at all. busy all through the weekend and now im here at my desk on monday morning doing all sorts of stuffs.

all deliverables read 2pm. this is 12:06!!!
i just need to let u guys know just in case they sack me today cos its not possible i fix those stuffs by 2

later people

But AC Milan was not mediocre winning games 1-0 in the early 90's?

Confuzzled lanky brain.

The dude needs brain surgery!!

UTD winning by a goal = mediocrity
Milan winning by the same goal = tactical efficiency

dude is an illiterate!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
I give up

Dayo is not consistent with his arguments. He plays along the
lines that suits him at a particular moment.

This moment, if a team he loves wins 1-0, he will say football today
is tactical and you cant expect high scorelines. Now utd is winning,
he is shouting mediocrity.

His analysis used to be top draw. Now, sentiments have almost
ruined everything.

His analysis were never for once consistent
ask 4play. he cuts and paste from goal.com

or how on earth will a sane human being conclude that a team with 8 consecutive victories and 13 consecutive clean sheet is a mediocre team
The same mediocre team is the current world and european champions!! They are presently leading the league, has not been beaten in the UCL for many games , he should tell me a club that has done better than UTD in 12 months in the whole world or he should shut up for life!!

Portsmouth, Middlesboro, Aston Villa, Bolton that fail amongst their peers in Europe are they from the "Best " EPL too?

tell us the teams from Germany that recently won the UEFA cup?
even ur Bayern were disgraced from the competition.

That aside, how come the true champions of any country are the the league winners? why not the FA cup winners?
why do we accord the UCL winners the numero uno in europe?
why not the UEFA cup?
who do they choose the world footballer of the year, european footballer of the year et al from the UCL/world cup and not the UEFA?
one reason: The UEFA cup is a substandard competition played by some substandard teams
whatever happens in that competition doesnt count jack!!!!

The king of europe are UTD not Zenith!!
so cut ur UEFA theories and face reality
The powerhouse of the UCL for the past 4 years have been the EPL teams

check
Liverpool vs Milan  (winner)
Milan vs Liverpool
Arsenal vs Barcelona
Chelsea vs UTD   (Winner)
count the bold and tell me what u have and tell me how many times they have won in 4 years

i cant see any Bundesliga team here
even in the semis, what a shame

tope
ma report mi fun iyawo mi o, emi o da si oro yin o

dayo
bobo brash yen fe gba iyawo sauron, but i dont think its possible
bawo ni awon ipekere ti on basun ni america? awon chinese yen nko?
ma lo ko hiv o

Bluediva we can say EPL teams performed well at the CL for last season.

But that is not enough to crown them the best league cos the EPL representatives in the other UEFA competitions were dire.

Remember when Sevilla and Barcelona won the UEFA cup and CL in 2006
Remember when Schalke and Dortmund won the UEFA cupp and CL in 1997
Remember when Parma and AC Milan won the UEFA cup and CL in 1994

That is what is called total domination thats when you can certify a league as the best.

Bluediva, Can we also say Portuguese league was the best in 2004 cos Porto won the CL then

dont be a punk
how many EPL teams have played the final in 4 years?
how many have won in 4 years?

compare that to the other leagues in 4 years and speak less fckery!!

in fact
brash at tope ti go crazy
abi ewo ni gbogbo mojo film ti won so yen

muyan muyan ni mo kna gbo latoro
awon asewo buruku

Hi People
whats gud?

Cristalz
I'm fasting o but you know flesh will always respond to stuffs like that hence the reason i stared at the gurl o
yeah i agree with you the economy is depressing and of course the raising of cash will not be easy.
We have returned to the era of smart money as against retail money. Money is now with the PE people, the institutional investors et al. Only projects with compelling value proposition will see the light!

Yeah, thats why we have people like me to come in for clients with genuine intentions to raise cash; as for my client, we have asked the tough questions, we have given stringent terms and conditions, we have raised the bar and i'll tell you, they came out clean so we are good to go!
My role is to make worthwhile ventures see the light of day no matter the odds!

ill see u people laterz. off to ma clients site

Tollu
dont mind me o
weekend is here and i tell u i aint going home. will be going home on Sunday cos i'll be working from a penthouse in VI. that one opposite EKO Hotel u know d place? i gat some strategy sessions with my client this weekend.
takia my person

Who send you message. I nor want thread. I intend to educate the millions of ignorant Scummies and EPL followers so this is the best place to do that

Grabs a seat and a bottle of cold drink waiting for the next scummie

by telling us Ireland is in UK

nonsence

just go to ur thread abi u no dey hear word.
is this ur house

hmm
emperoh
so ure stepping up this ur auto game shey

nice one

3m last
na wa o

ok sir

@TubbyTubby

I must say that i disagree with your "mission". I am of the opinion that its unprofessional and childish. Not to mention that it will prob not make a difference, i mean i doubt any job seeker will turn down a BankPHB post, but each to their own. If you really wanna make a difference I believe there are other better ways you can do so. However, and this is if all you have posted is true, you should take care of the details you post. I do not think anyone will be too bothered but if someone also decided to have a personal vendetta against you, I do not think it will be too hard to figure out who you are.

@Finecat

Companies and "watchdogs" in foreign countries do place appropriate channels for people to "whistle blow", but i can guarantee you that doing so like this is frowned upon. Take the following link for example:

how did i miss this?
MINT!!!!!!!!!!

@jon-oh-betrayer
u fool,cuz thats the only way i can approach, don't u know the kind of country we are in,i didnt put the post against anyone or did i tell you i needed to file a law suit for anything
am a smart guy,i have lost anything in the whole game,i am just a back watcher who sees everything go on and i am advicing people looking for jobs to be careful so why d hell are you telling me to go to court and besided even those that were cheated like mary B,which court will she go to and win against the owner of his bank
please use ur sense, people like you definately can't even have a home talk more less of a job,am sure you will loose the trash you call work very soon
Am doing well at my new job
forward the mail to your friends and help them and stop talking trash on here

will you be writing your reports like this in KPMG?
they will sack u in 2 days!!
i think u work with the NURTW not KPMG cos ur grammar 'na world class'

meanwhile, how come u have access to Nairaland in KPMG
are u still writing tests?
ure not smart, intelligent, brilliant and blah blah blah and yet ure blaming people of killing dreams or what exactly did u say is wrong with PHB?
cos i cant seem to figure ur prob.

go relax and stop posting shit

This guy is a clown. I am in Boston,MA right now. Just came back from Nigeria 2 weeks ago and will be going to Nigeria again by march/April. I do not need to tell you what i do for a living but i can gladly tell you that no Nigerian bank can afford me even when their stocks were good not to talk of now. It seems to me like you are short sighted, therefore i refuse to argue with you. But i must say that, What organization or system will tubbytub complain to?? Even if he did file a grievance, what would come out of it?? The only correctional method Nigeria companies understand is airing their dirty laundry in public. Tell me what is wrong in Tubby complain on nairaland about PHB?? You bank workers are funny, you call that disloyalty? The ultimate loyalty you owe to your employers is productivity, once your performance matches the pay then you are a loyal employee. Tell me a Nigerian bank that is loyal to their employees?? Atleast i have people that work at LNG and they get a far better deal than the banks. Banks have turned young promising women to prostitutes all in the name of targets, they work married men and women; fathers and mothers from sunshine to the moonlight. is that your definition of being loyal?? Tell me something, compare your working experience with the UK investment company to your experience as a Nigerian bank worker. Who is more loyal to their employees??

No Nigerian Bank can afford u?
AFC, IFC, AIG big boiz are in 9ja banks
stop blowing trumpets abeg.

I am quite surprised that such an interesting and mind boggling issue as raised by an individual can take such a wrong turn as this.

At first, i was taken aback by the revelation of what is going on in the banking industry. As a matter of information, the news is not so novel as these incidents happen one way or the other in virtually all segments of the economy. Both here in Nigeria and abroad. The difference is the depth of such acts of politics and treachery.

I was shocked when the reaction was not only taken negatively but was further supported by what i term "uncalled for babbling laced with pride"

My advice on this forum is that if you feel aggreived by the comments of anyone, in a matured manner, try and voice your opinion.

The point is that everyone is a slave to his opinion and no one has the right to look down on another because of his opinion.

Directly to Jon-, i thought you interesting initially but was dissappointed eventually by your rather rude remarks. As u cannot swallow your words back, dont force anyone else to.

Happy delibrations!

take a position by addressing the issue not the posters.
some of the posters are at loggerheads cos they have divergent views/opinions
kindly state ur arguements for or against Tubby's post or why is Jon suddenly the focal point
abegg

@Finecat, Dis guy

I think it will be very childish and uncivilised of me to use the kind of word (idiot) that you (finecat) has used on this forum, well I guess thats just a pointer of how civil and intelligent you are.

Developed world, hmmmmm!!!! have u been there? and if yes have you worked there?. With all sense of humility I would love to inform you that I spent the last 3 years of my professional working career working for a foremost Investment firm in U.K. Anyhow all i can say right now is if Tubbytubby has a case against his employers as a professional he should inform the right authority about it and mind you this can be done annonymously. The last time i checked Nairaland is not the banks'regulatory body.

Well that apart i also sensed in you (Finecat) a man that has so much time on his hands, and has so much animosity against the Nigerian bank, why? I do not know. Now let me help, you out if you've been wrongly(?) dismissed by any and you feel done by I can understand. If you are interested let me give you my no. and addy and for you to forward ur C.V and if by Mid May or so you are not gainfully employed then you are free to come back here and call me names.

Thank u

Hope you have a degree at least

U dont need to respond to everybody
uve made ur point and any sensible person will understand.

how work? u don abandon our office?

TK
Thanks for the offer but it won;t be necessary
I can factor you have been having lots of them you couldn't cope anymore
Sorry discharge them as you picked them. . . . . .i can't help you do that . .

yeah
we can use this place for all sorts of comparisons

EPL Vs La Laiga
EPL vs Serie B or A or D sef
EPL vs eredivise

EPL vs Qatar leage
oya lets start

dayo here we go
dont come to our thread with ur jagba jantis again o

NB: i think player vs player comparisons can come here too
Messi vs Aghahowa ans stuffs like that

Dayo
what we are saying is open another thread for ur numerous gists

its amazing u dont wanna admit u goof too.
abeg go open another thread

Nyabinghi
i dont think lampard deserved that card so i guess the decision was right.

But Bosingwa should have been banned for life!!!
how can the REF say they didnt see it when the assistant REF raised his flag?
the guy actually should be banned for the season for that.
That was a moronic action and the FA wouldnt see it.
assholes

I have slightly modified post 2115 to make it more ambiguous

What are you talking about What are you mentioning my hubby Debosky's name for Do you have to rub it in that he does the cooking in the house And what do you mean I should return to my domain, the kitchen You this sexist chauvinistic pig

get behind me satan

i'll deliver debo from ur clutches. just wait

hehehe
so shes the Big_bumper of the travel sec
just did some gbeborun on ya and i gat ur details
next time , imme whoop ur ass very well
elenu orofo