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Where I work, girls dated married men fine, and to say some of them fine pass some lying bitch on this forum. Truth is, some home truth without pretending came from some female in this thread, and I hope that will suffice. I hate some people that hide under the guise of internet to pretend as if they are saint and to me, they are 100 per cent opposite. Truth is, if they know the married man you are dating, who is taking good care of you, they will surely snatch him from you

Whats ur message? send another one that will convey what u tried to say cos this is ZERO.

@Ruudie
ill check out one day. . .At that time, i cant be anywhere near a TV

Dont tell me ure the only one who doesnt know Islander.
Islander is the female version of Jackal.

They live together
Dont u ever quote me anywhere or else. . .

And how come you have abandoned the United thread for this?

@ tkb417,
arsenal was shown total football is all about. wenger was outplayed and outthought by juande ramos. no complains at all. i heard someone said man utd lost their friendly. it shows how some people lack the basic understanding of the game. man utd's game was a testimonial game for one saudi player. he was awarded 2 penalties so he can score. it was his day and there was no way the referee would allow a united win on a day like that.

meeen, that game was at the speed of light. Ramos?
He's coming here again to be the king of cup games?
No way. . we will scatter whatever ambitions he has already on Sunday.
I trust SAF

But my guy, those 3 for 2kobo boiz in Arsenal should be sent to Stoke city. I heard Bendtner had issues with his teammates. They aint seen norin yet. . .

@Poster
na wa o. and you want ur friend to marry someone who is begging u for sex
when she starts begging neighbours, will you be der?

Invite her again, get a recorder and tape all she will say whenever she comes and prolly let the unsuspecting would be husband know hes about to get married to a LovePeddler!!

They are everywhere nowadays. Dem full everywhere my brother, even here on NL.
May God save us from this wahala. . .
i no hear u say AMEN.

can someone please talk to me because am losing my mind, am happily married to a beatiful lady and yet i still find myself harrasshing guesss who?, lady cleaner in my office. though i have never slept with any of them but i usually want to just smooch them , i know this is wrong sometimes i stop for a while and later start it again. most of them usually rejects but i try not threaten them, please what do i do

ehn ehn. . .this NL sef, ur wife no get breasts abi?
one day this thing wey dey push you will make you smooch a Policewoman on the streets or better still a 14 year old gurl wey just dey get breasts.

YOU WILL DIE IN JAIL!!!
Ashewo!

i never knew you practised muppetism

ure not serious. . .u berra go take some aspirin for what happened yeaterday

@Poster
Married man?
Do you go to church or mosque? what will your pastor or imam tell you about this?
can you tell your mother what ure doing?

Ok, wait till the wife gets to hear and she pays some thugs to deal you some deadly blows and also some nice matchete cuts, by then, you will understand this life isnt for cretins like you.
I wish the wife can come to me for advice and ill surely know how to handle a BITCH like you.

I dont think the unmarried ones are finished on the streets. . .if its money ure looking for, you can get them plenty from the unmarried ones. Just open ur legs wide and those young chaps will spoil u silly.
Stupid girl

Oh yeah?

The truth is very bitter.  I really pity women these days to see what kind of men they have to settle for. 

Chei!

Same as we pity guys who cannot use der heads while dealing with women. . .
Its a shame a full blown man will come online and be 'yarning' dusts about some silly broke ass women who has got no place to hide her head.


@Poster
All these depend on u. . .Men of Steel don't wait for jobs no more. Seun Osewa didnt wait for someone to get him a job likewise a whole loads of correct men around.
Get things done for yourself and don't let some nobody tell you rubbish.

@Ruudie
wassup
what day and time is it? or is it daily?

@A-40
man, send the chicken via DHL o, i prefer the live one. Nothing really has been happening online just missing you guys
Banderas, Loyika and even debosky.
You just heard from Islander now thats shes the one holding Jackal captive.

@Islander
i left to see the game between Arsenal and Spurs.
It was shocking!!!

@dayokanu
My TV too has gone blank!!
Spurs have gone AWOL!!!!

@Cougar
Pls come online and lets analyse this total masacre by Spurs

@Gaynners
Shame on youuuuuu!!!!
We left the stage early and you guys made so much noise. . .now see what has become of ur people.
SHAME!!

i tot they were gonna be unbeaten. . . they are not even losing, they are getting bashed 5 goals
okokobioko!!!!
i don die

STV? what program and what time?

@A-40
9ja people like free things. . .so der was a party and u didnt buzz awon boiz?
ok o. . .ill send my henny when u send my chicken

Is Islander online?

ill definitely prefer the easy meat. Why should i waste my time chasing women when im supposed to be making money for myself.

When you have money, the 'hard to get' will become the easy prey.

@Poster
next time u see Almondjoy online, dont post. Ok?

@Almondjoy
haba, wetin?

@Islander
Hiding under jackals duvet?
you'll see what ill do to you when i catch you

@Jackal
where are uuuuuuu??

@Cougar
Help me look for Jackal
So, whats ur take on todays game?

@Cougar
Its gone. . .

Arsenal is a big side and when you think of how Spurs get humiliated everytime by arsenal, then you can only think of one result. A victory for the Gaynners.

Where im actually seeing an upset is the game between Everton and Chelsea. SWP is not available, Pizarro is misfiring. i actually think it will end 1-0 in favour of Everton.
Will they use away goals rule? if not then a penalty shoot out wont be a bad idea.

I think Everton will play Arsenal in the finals.


@Islander
where have you been?
A-40 has been missing in action since God knows when. . .Im looking for him myself.
So today is the boiz birthday, thats why hes missing.

he owes my a bottle of henny.

@Cougar
no probs man. Its all gud. Im here to chat soccer nothing more.

@MC
PEACE!!
You just dey show urself. Nothing do you sha!

@TKB
Lol, na u sabi, i enjoy working with my excel spreadsheet any day anytime, without the unreliable calculator. Hope you're good?

ure not serious. . .im gud. im very gud o my sis. I wish things can be better
Like not having to work and be sleeping.

@issue
you people have scattered this thing. I think we need Olanajim and some others to come with a long write up.
But, from the look of things, i used to believe Ogbanjes exist, now im not sure anymore.

Ive never seen one except in that old film. JK, remind me of tht gurls name again. That film that had Anty Caro as the pastor or something. Thats the closest ive seen an Ogbanje.

tkb417,
this is uncalled for. why all this on a public forum? u can settle this on yim without people getting to hear about it. i am pleading with both parties. drop your weapons!!!!!!

wassup guy
before i say anything again, is der a reason why ure only asking me not to say stuffs like dat online?
check the thread and see the genesis of this. . .this started from the normal soccer arguements between myself and Dayokanu. So, if someone comes and starts throwing up, what do you expect from a soldier like me?

I'll await ur response b4 i start firing on all cylinders. If its fair enuff, then i cease, if not, man, imme do a lot more. . .trust me

tkb417, I agree with you that maths is a great course. I just don't understand it. Try as hard as I did, just couldn't grasp why -2x2 should be -4, or -2/2 should be -1. I hated all those theorems and thought they were madness, but I respected and held in high esteem *I still do* people that understood it like it was so easy.

JK and Yimiton
You people are very funny. . .without maths, the world will be a whirlpool. Let me leave that for now. Im sure you people are the best with money. Im not too sure of Yimiton but JK, ahh! she likes money and can do a billion calculation without punching the calculator Just kidding o. Working with someone who knows next to nothing about figures will make me go bonkers!

Yimiton, u still havent acted on the mail i sent. Its how many days now? thats not too good.

@Ogbanjes/Abikus
can we have your own side of the story?
are you people for real?

UR LATEST UNMITIGATED RAMBLINGS SHOWS You ARE SO JOBLESS

At least im more engaged that your entire  generation. . .

You STILL DONT MAKE SENSE  . . . .KEEP DRINKING UR LIFE AWAY You DORK, LIVER CIRRHORSIS IS NOT TOO FAR AWAY FROM You

Back to sender, ur lineage na dem go get that disease. At what point is it ur biz with what i use my money to do? ure a madman. Im sure you know

YEAH RITE You KEEP YARNING DUST ABOUT WHO THE ADEBAJOS ARE. . . NO BE You TALK SAY NA UR FAMILY BE THE NO 1 FAMILY IN NAIJA ?

Show evidence that i said so. Ive said it b4, u thrive on falsehood and u cant help it. Show it again. Why do u like popping my surname everytime MC Bastard? ure an idiot. Im gonna send my small cousin to continue this with you.

I LIKE MENTIONING PEEPS You MENTIONED COS WE RELATE ON THE SAME LEVEL AND HAVE THINGS IN COMMON, PRAY TELL WHO DO You HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON WITH SAVE FOR ANIMALS ?

Thats a lie. You are a wannabe. You cant be like them. Do you actually think Loyika, Dayokanu, Debosky, Jackal can peddle lies about people on the internet? thats the difference between you and those guys. I know what all those guys do and i bet it, ure a billion miles away from them.

WHY DO You FEEL BY MENTIONING THOSE PLACES THAT You HAVE WORKED AS A BUS CONDUCTOR WITH SEVERAL YEARS EXPERIENCE ANYONE WILL BE MOVED ?

A bus conductor cannot sleep in Hotels for about 200 days in a year!!!. Ure a lunatic

WHO BEG You FOR ALL THESE STORIES ?  
WHY You NO DENY THE ALLEGATIONS THAT TIME ?  
INSTEAD You WERE BRANDISHING UR SURNAME AS THE NEXT BEST THING AFTER SLICED BREAD !

If ure still refering to the beef io had with Loyiks, then ure the number 1 madman on earth. I denied all the allegations and SEUN had a mail as regards that and his response is in my mailbox. Show proof of all these lies or go to HELL.

You SURE KNOW VERY LITTLE OF ME . .ELSE THEY WOULD HAVE TOLD You THAT I SURE KNOW HOW TO DO THIS BEST ! GO ASK UR GODFATHER JACKAL/COUGAR

The difference between people like you and Jackal is that he is a top dawg He knows his onions. U banter people at age 45 when i clock 45, i should be governing a state in Nigeria. i wont be in a cyber cafe like you doing yahoo yahoo . Ure a waste for real. Beg God and come back and do this life again

see, u this muppet called TKB 419 . . . .I wonder what makes u feel u amount to anything ? u keep deluding yourself that u were born into a family that Nigeria will ever forget na una collect NOBEL PRIZE FOR HAPPY FAMILIES ?  whilst also claiming that You ARE AN UPWARDLY MOBILE PROFESSIONAL  . . .EWWW ! even bus conductors dey claim field of expertise ? MUMU

Show Proof where i said that, Dayokanu and I do the same thing. probably hes a conductor also
You talk like a kid at your age. See, here on Nairaland, i tkb will make you lose your sleep.
Im too equiped for that. Hit your mainframe computer again and let me read another dirge from you.
PEACE!!!

@dayokanu
meeeen, Apam, Utaka and Kanu were crazy on the field. But, that game didnt really reflect the so much difference between the two teams. We could have drawn the game!!
We need to beat Mali by all means

who the Bleep is Kitaun? Dayokanu tell him who A BM is. I can do and undo. Give it your best shot Kitaun. A BM will make you lose your sleep. Trust me

Same band as you. Nothing in particular. I found it interesting how you surmised the convo through your answer

yeah, this is nothing difficult. what part of 9ja are u from?

27-32. . .why?
and what band are you?

whats the name of this novel again?
i want to read the full story

depending on how old you are.

between the ages 32-36 ---- 6 months is about enough to make up your mind

27-32 ---- 1-2 years should do the job if you both are serious.

below 27--- you've got the luxury of time.

my own version is this:
32-36. . . 6 months

27-32. . . .1 year

below 27. . . .2 years

@Cougar
Im stopping the GUNFIGHT!!! Eldee said the same thing.

@Eldee
man, Im not a Nigerian
Thos guys are pregnant people. Its sad.

Im leaving the guy. . .im saving my arsenal weapons for the real retard
Remind the white guys their game againstt Croatia and they wont disturb you again.

nomadic asstard)  i don't know where u get those words from

I'm sure u know Nomadic, then you know ass[/b]hole, then a re[b]tard. Its a compound word.
Join them together

Just kidding. . .please, refrain from using strong words when its totally not necessary.
I withdraw mine. PEACE!!!

I love ROGER MOORE

@Yimiton
Add Maths makes the world go round. See what you people are doing online cos of too much literature. You have succeeded in confusing me.

@NajaHaje
Pls, you will need to come and 'tackle' Yimiton on this. I for one will go with you and JK cos ive always know Ogbanjes and Abikus to be small witches

Anyhow, ill dig myself

Smith played less than 10 games last season, LArsson played less than 10 Saha was injured most of the time then who was playing in the middle.

Rooney ever played as a winger where was Giggs?

i think ur blindness is intentional. Der has been instances when Giggs play at the center and Rooney roving from the flanks. If you havent seen this, consult a Doctor

@eldee
how did you see the game? Nigeria might not qualify from that group.
so sad