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The only soccer player who should've converted to athletics is Pius 'Direction-less' Ikedia, he runs so straight, he crosses the ball right over the touchline each time.

very funny.

@Dayokanu

you have been asking questions and pls, answer these questions
Who are the top scorers in this present UCL? Im sure Derby,Fulham and Sunderland are not playing in the UCL.
how many goals has Riberry scored against the big teams in Germany. oops. . .are there big teams in Gemany? ok, then. How many goals has he scored in 18 months?

If you can answer those questions, then you should be able to know Ronnie deserves some respect and he's seriously ahead of Riberry you hold in high esteem.

FACTS: Hes a joint top scorer in the UCL with Ibrahimvoic who is an all out striker.
Hes scored 22 goals in all competitions, 16 in the EPL.
Luca Toni has only scored 13 in the Bundesliga, how many goals did Toni score against the big teams? big teams like Bolton

These facts only point to one thing, hes surely a superb footballer.

@MC
Im beginning to think, you know next to nothing about soccer. Pires?
Who on planet earth is that? where is he?
How many goals did he score in his entire career? what personal achievements does he have?
Hes a nobody when VIPS in soccer are mentioned.

Leave these scumtwats let them be busy hyperventilating they where shouting to the high heavens when they whacked sunderland and look what happened the next game.

wishful thinking. . .we shall all see

Babes and guys that go back to ex always make me laugh.

Take heart buddy, move on. She's gone back.

thank u. Was thinking i could.

how can we tell?
Guys/gurls lie. Who does it berra? i dunno.

the same ronaldo ashley cole caught up with and knocked out after he had a head start at OT last season outpace indeed !

cashley cow will never forget Ronaldo in 50 years!!!!

@Nana
I feel you sister, what can we do?

@JK
dont let me die of laffter o. . .
the gurls are der enjoying.

@Christiana
yeah i totally concur with yemi
why on earth will you be saying that to the poster?

Thats totally inane

pls call me when ure going!!!
i think Bolarge will not mess up.

He calls the shots in dat zone.

No be small thing o. . . Am sure this brov has sisters/cousin/maybe nieces as well,at home.

where u dey since?

TOUCHING

Also, im using this medium to say adieu to my hommy
Lekan who was taken away rudely from us October 2006.
May your departed soul rest in peace

@Poster
It is well. God Almighty will wipe away ur tears and u shall forever find peace and love soon
Pele

im tired of all these "i dont know what to do" " i dont know what to do" everytime
haba. . .when will you people be able to know what to do?

@yemivictor
Bolarge na don for that zone!!!!
see trips!! ee too much

@opuro
one love my guy.

Poster is this what your joblessness in your cybercafe has caused? & u say u role with Big girls?
Certainly they are Big girls to your own taste as well. You are simply so freaked at posting topics that u post stupidly, most especially to get noticed. You are simply a looser kid. good-for-nothing-jobless-nairaland-freak. Yes we've actually noticed u. Especially as the most senseless poster ever on nairaland.

you know i wont allow u banter 'peeps' on NL.
relax and keep it cool. You dont know him. ok?
Next time, ill handle it for you. No matter who the person is, just let me handle the person

Fashi the guy, he could be one of the yahoo boiz on the prowl!! who knows.
The Internet is sure a great thing!

I'll rather not share personal experiences if it will make some low lifers come over to insult my person.

low lifers??

@poster
u need some confidence boosting training. . .holla at me and ill take you on how to talk to gurls even with only ur eyes!!

@opuro
when someone doesnt wanna share in ur jokes, u stop.
No beef talk, i just dey advise u.
so, fashi that talk

The poster is right most of girls i ve seen stinks like shit and they re the one that poses as if they re angels.

They even got halitosis to compound the woes.

But if the poster is dating a 15yrs old its CHILD ABUSE o.

So girls please quit dissing the guy.

shikena.

same ni

i hate it so much, i hate it, i hate it being single.

I love being with my kinda babe 24hrs.
my mum used to call me ologbo ( cat) cos i will always want to hold or be held.
Now, my pillows are suffering.

I wont rush sha, things are gonna shape up this '08
AMEN

na god go purnish u
i go give u back hand(slap)
i go dash u dirty slap now
, ABI,or SHA,
,  You dey craze
madam abeg i wan buy MINERAS(soft drink or soda)
i wan go babber my hair. Extreme cases, , i wan go babber myHEAD

put up some u used or still use

the ones in bold. . .

shey, werin dey?

Did l ever told you l was dating a 15years old girl ,  please be carefull what you say OK, because l can easily get you arrested and charge you to court for false information

chief,
i don't talk to smelly girls, i cant attract them, they can't come to me. . .
your grammar just gave you out. . .you can't speak, nor write well.
VERDICT: you will attract the smelly ones.

Go get some money and 'Behind' yourself and ull be getting them nice and attractive.

my babe? slap me?
how? why? if my babe slaps me, ill think i'm having a nightmare. . .
but, i think that will be the end of it.

i wont slap her sha cos if i do. . .(fill in d gap)

nice one poster
i will NEVER (ah! never say never abi, me i'm saying never) marry an illiterate, a 'dunderhead' who doesnt know jack about her environment and the world at large.

I will not marry a gurl who doesnt share the same religious beliefs, i will not marry an ASHY!!!, i will not marry someone who will not regard my friends, relatives.
when a gurl lies, omg, it makes me afflutter in a negative way.
chikena!!!

@eldee
haba. . learn not to fire salvos to little breed.
You'll need a full armoury when the real retards come your way.

@toyinrayo
erm. .take it easy on d man. I don't think he's up for the game

@Uzzy
what forum are u talking about?

@barr
dude, why are u getting slaughtered front,back left, right and center?
Keep your game/lyrics tight. Just kidding
u aint a Nigerian? where in the universe are u from?
Pakistani? i'll rather be a Nigerian than a broke ass mulato!

@kateflow
who is your val? uve gat any?

@poster
howdy
The only place ull find me on a friday is the bar with friends.
yeah right. . .the Hen and Moet of this world can never be compared to my babe ( when i get one)

Women are the salt of life, not beer, nor Henny, nor don perignon.
Let your ways be pure my guy!

Recently met one and u can't imagine i was scared because of his looks.
I wont even dare tell u guys his id before he will deal with mi
Cos of him i swore never to met an NLer
Pinny how did the person u met lok?

lmao. na wa o. the uuuugly are spoiling the runz for dem dudes.
Its all gud.

Met a gurl late last year. Nice and cool gurl.
Shes a frequent poster on NL. She writes well too.
END OF STORY

@creamish
gimme the spectacles and lets see. . .
the hot ones are not on Nairaland for sure.

I know where i meet them (HOT 'GURLS')

@Blaze
you don't need to prove anything to no one. . .u hot, ure hot.
Nairaland shouldnt approve of it before u know. Ok?

How far my guy?
ok what do you want us to do now? modify our posts or what?

Use the TURA thingy!! it will help remove some freckles and blackheads!!!
Pure Otondo!!

you guys shouldnt respond to Dayokanu cos he's known to sniff stuffs before coming to post.

@United faithfuls
What will happen against Reading? are we expecting plenty goals again? YOu know we are going to the Madjeski, i hope those guys will come out and play like they did against Liverpool.

Will Rooney score? Can Ronaldo do another hat-trick b4 d season runs out?

Will the combo of Vidic/Ferdinand have another shut out? Those guys have done 22 shut outs out of 33!!!! Thats incredible!!! The partnership is the best in the whole world!!!

When will Gary play and wassup with Brown? will he sign the 50,000 a week contract?

Pls, provide answers to these mouth watering questions .

PS: will Fulham do some more damages

I LOVE JESUS That sounds like Ricardo Kaka,

I Love orgies who does that remind you of?

i bind u. . .
mo fi jo e!!!

yes, bayern is in the uefa. . ., United is playing in the UCL.
by the way, Tell Frank I. i want to see him ASAP you idiot.

Bayern will go the way of DORTMUND SOON.
AMEN!!

@MC
If you ne send me o, people plenty wey send me o
My eyes are perpetually white.

@Dayokanu
uve been invited to Alausa
your sins shall be exposed!!!
Try and go and lets see if the Lions building people will not trail you to the place

Remember, KORO is now a friend of the seat of power. Watch o or else. . .
im not going to bail you this year, no matter your sins

Ronaldo is the best in the EPL, one of the best in the world.
better than all the Arsenal players combined with those that have departed to the great beyond!!! (go and ask Cashley cow)

OSU. . .when people are already living in another planet.
shyte talk.
i will marry a jezebel if i love her. Osu is small sef.

@gabrielgb
ill prefer the United vs Roma game. that game was electrifying.
It wasnt sparta Prague nor Besiktas. But almight ROMA!!!

Milan will kill Arsenal finally and all these rants will forever stop.