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UNLEASHED:
@T@amedo
I really appreciate you or your kindness, I have formatted it before your secod to the last post. but now I download Hijack this on a friend's comp. I am still downloading my drivers, so currently, i cannot use the system to browse, as soon as I am through with it, I will post the results here. You are da bomb!! thank you real good.

kingdong:
my fave are:

COCKCROW AT DAWN

BASI AND COMPANY

ADIO FAMILY and

JOBLESS ES AND COMPANY

all currently showing on USTV premium belt

jemi4real:
the best option is to format your PC and don't install any anti virus


and please reduce your RAM by half

MojiEsther:


Fuji House of Commotion

abeg, make una comot with all these desperate housemaids, prison thief, 42, sex for ya city kumu nene kumu nene stuff o jare. wo, mojiesther and top_kin e shere. me o, my favorite all-time tv series dem be mirror in the sun (even though na soap opera, who cares), second chance, new masquerade, village headmaster, koko close (who can ever forget "shief" koko of oluwalambe lodge), ripples, checkmate---the list goes on. dis na nairaland o my pipu no be dollarland. han han! ti wa n ti wa now. yes ke!.

UNLEASHED:
You guys are just great!!! I really appreciate your contribution in solving my problem. Thanks you all

concrete:
some of yall are just haters

i can understand if you don't think they're all pretty but come on, most are at least cute

to say that they're "wowo" is stretching it (thought ms plateau is mugged to me)

what is there to hate against? abeg, go sidown make we hia word o jare. so u wan tell me say Constance wey Ben Bruce put for eko no wowo? u call this cute? and u think this one is cute too? all that yeye make-up wey them rub put 4 face in my opinion na hin make most of them be like masquerade. abeg concrete open ya eye well well and no let obodo oyinbo or wherever u dey no make u wan hurt them feeling o jare. e je ka soro si bi to ro wa (make we talk for where talk dey) full stop.

4 Play:
You are saying this girl doesn't look 21?

http://mbgn.silverbirdgroup.com/contestant_details.php?c_id=9

You haven't seen Uchechi from Nassarawa and Oforka from Taraba.

haba! how can you say she doesn't look 21. of course Ogochukwu is_was 21 _{ten years ago} now. 

bisifunke:
Is it posible to have a workgroup and domain together on a network ? I hv 10pc on workgroup in acct dept. and now they are employing 3 more which i will hve to supply systems for them making it to be 13pc on a workgroup. I learnt that 10pc is the max on a given workgroup. I need to join them on this workgroup so that they can talk to the accounting server.

omoovie:
Na true word u talk my brother! If them go gree subsidise or give special grants to those wey go put in the effort to manufacture in an environmentally and economically sound way, peeps go do am! It's not rocket science (as my uncle used to say). Shoo! If them gi me grant I go leave jando go Naija become farmer! Wetin I dey do 4 here? Burger morning! Burger afternoon! Burger evening! Nonsense!

Abi o my sister.  Country wey get abundant natural resources like that and people still no fit chop belefull.  I go follow you farm too o if dem go fit award the grant to people that are willing and can do the job.  But no, na so so chop make I chop we know for Naija.  Farming for obodo America hia na lucrative profession o.  The same products and services that our people they waste money buy (because na from "overseas" can be produced at home if only the gofment go provide incentives for people to produce.  Chei! the thing dey always pain me o, just the thought that Naija could be a great nation in Africa.  Potential plenty yanfu yanfu o. Peace!

omoovie:
This topic amongst naija peeps always makes me laugh. The men have their opinion and the women have theirs. Even in America fa they have an entire CHRISTIAN religion that practices polygamy! They are called "mormons" and are a sect of "Church of Latter Day Saints". I'm not fibbing. This is true. They are all over Utah and it sounds like a nasty western Amok cult as far as I'm concerned not just because they practice polygamy but because of all the other issues that arise from such backwardness. It is a platform for pedophiles, egomaniacs, revolting incest and oppression to run rampant! Sha, that's off topic.

It's not a tradition for a man to have girlfriends outside. It was once and still is in some areas in naija socially acceptable for a man to have several wives. That's not a problem for me oh. It won't be my choice but kudos to whichever man wants to take on the strain. However, if polygamy is ok then I propose that polyandry should be equally fine and dandy. And if your wife is no longer appealing to you she's not a melu melu that can't understand. That's your wife. Tell her your qualms. Tell her you'd like her to do the things she once did that attracted you to her in the first place. That's called "communication". Sorry to say but you guys take the first, cowardly option out which is to cheat rather than work it out with your spouse. I've seen gorgeous men, men with shishi, class and charisma that happen to be faithful to their spouse. It's not perfection. It's doable.

For the women: It's very easy for us to fall into that level of routine/comfortability once we are married. We assume nothing can change, we're together for life. We start messing in his presence, tying wrappa and leaving our hair anyhow like we would when we are with our sisters or brothers. Well, your relationship with your husband is not the same as your relationship with your siblings so don't treat him like one. While we find it easy to find something about our spouse that turns us on even when he's developed a pot belle a la papa Ajasco and he's hair is relocating to his nose and his back, men are not exactly wired that way and our society condones very different standards for men and women. My advise is every once in a while surprise him. Men like danger and adventure se? Show up at his work one day in a wig, high heels and the sexiest dress you can wear without looking like an igbagwe prostitute. The next month make it a habit to give him a full on goodbye kiss once a week then grab his ass and send him off to work. No other omoge will be on his mind besides you. I bet you he will be your slave for life! I know I've seen it work!

omoovie:
Sorry to say but it's because there is a very strong demand for everything foreign in Naija. Think about it. How many people if they can afford Kelloggs will buy our "kwashiokor" cornflakes. (I'm using a term I've heard adhered to the naija brand of cornflakes we have). Once "Jando" is attached to any product whatsoever be it makeup to jewelry, plastic cup to dustbin Naija peeps will pay serious pepper for it because that mentality of "west is better" is deeply inculcated in our society and our psyche. Plus the sad fact is, so few people pay attention to the field of manufacturing and product design/packaging in Naija that even if you are getting the same product - 1 teaspoon shea butter wrapped in tin and stamped with L'occitane ($15) versus 1 kg shea butter wrapped in paperbag and sold at Ikorodu market (N200) you will cough up that $15 but be pricing that N200 because of what, the packaging.

The west is good at packaging and presenting the exact same products, 99% of which are "borrowed" from "third-world" countries and selling in back to the people that created those products.

D-reloaded:
iwo man yi,. stop looking for trouble with Busta o.

she's responding to the topic at hand. Not that hard to see,

What trouble? If either of you had paid attention to my initial comment, you'd clearly see what I tried to bring to her attention -- the meaningless remark she made.  I understand comprehension can be challenging at times but the least she could have done is ask me what I meant if she didn't understand.  Instead, she resorted into name-calling, which to me is what she had just demonstrated to be.  I never commented about the topic, which made me believe she didn't comprehend what I was talking about.  All you just have to do is scroll back up on this page to see for yourself.  Wo, omo ele, you know what to do; there are tons of answers to your question.    Peace!

Busta:
u are obviously daft!
don't blame u.

Busta:
@topic . . . some men/ alot of men except their wives to slave to them all the name of being the husband or the man of the house.

Busta:
@ T@meD0
what is there to redeem. That is all that u need to know

Ok, I can safely conclude that you don't pay attention.  What does the quote you included with your response have to do with what I couldn't understand you were trying to say earlier?  Na wa o (shakes head in disbelief).

Busta:
@topic . . . some men/ alot of men except their wives to slave to them all the name of being the husband or the man of the house.

busta abeg i confoos from beginning to end hia o  ok, i go grant u benefit of the doubt say you no read am before you post am (attention to details my dia).  oya redeem yaself o 

D-reloaded:
18 eh? small boy. I'll introduce you to morenike alagolo.

lol! 18 ke?  just as i thought you will fall for my bait, a lil' disappointed there.   ok relo baby, i thought you got my analogy about the even numbers but i guess not.  no, i'm not 18, i was 18 like (thinks for a sec and counts his fingers) 270 years ago o!  hit me up if u wan talk unless u dey fear.  

D-reloaded:
what an odd number

odd ke, han han!  2 + 8 + 8 isikoto (is equal to) 18, kilo n odd ni yen.  Also, 2, 8, and 8 o ma odd ke? Abi two hundred and eighty-eight lo wa odd ni?  abeg relo baby, numba mi efen (even) o!   

D-reloaded:
you're too old

u no know say the older, the wiser.  besides, life begins at 288 ke.   

D-reloaded:
Cant believe people are still asking such dumb questions in this day and age.

Not your fault, let's see someone who isnt a millionaire try to run a one income household in the States and see if they can barely stay afloat.

Home and CAREER exist, gosh wake the hell up. Your friend is an idiot if she quits. Tell her I said so.

Still waiting on you to get on YIM omo ele

jameau:
abeg no mind them jo.just a single mistake and all of them dey hala[b]
i feel you .sometimes ,although i am not a chauvinist ,i think the average lady out tghere cannot have a lot to be said for her in terms of intelligence( ;Dsorry ,intelligent) .they seem to be more content havin their guy do all the thinking ,as long as it doesnt ahve [/b]to do with the cash

Sisi Nene:
I think when God wants to destroy this world of ours He would start from the church.[/b]There is so much sin in there.Y[b]EP,YES-condoms should be shared in there.The things that happen there,

MC Usman:
1. Ordaining Gay Bishop
2. Gay marraige
3. Child Abuse
4. Sexual Expiotasion & Abuse
5. Indecent dressing --> FYI, a lot of una babes be undercover ashawo pass incase you don't know
6. Human Rituals (King) --> Like say aboki no dey kill people
7. 419 --> Comes in all races, ethnic background and religion Usman

Miracle83:
Can you put me through how to advretise through google

Miracle83, you've just answered your own question without even realizing it. The answer is Google! Since u be bushman, make Baba-Ijebu break am down to you When you enter google, search for google adwords and voila! all your questions will definitely be answered. However, do realize you need to have a Google (Gmail) account to access it, which I believe is now open to the public and no longer by invitation when it was in Beta Phase. That was easy, wasn't it? Try am make you see. Chikena! Peace!

Ok, I take the "when it was in Beta Phase" back, it is still in Beta Phase . It's no longer by invitation though.

Siena:
And this thread still rumbles on. . .

@ Ayo: The first thing you need to do is admit your shortcomings, be prepared to admit you've made a blunder!

You actually want folk to believe your errors were intentional? Come on! You can do better than that!

Reading between the lines in your posts, you come across as very, very arrogant, and conceited (if I'm wrong, then forgive me for thinking so).

As for your expectations of women, well, I don't know what to say. What ARE you basing their intelligence on? Are you using yourself as a benchmark? Because if you are, there are loads of intelligent women out there! Your whole approach seems pretty clinical, almost like you're interviewing to fill a job vacancy!!

Forget about your level of intelligence, I'd say you need some romance in your soul, and that appears to be missing. Don't be so business-like in your approach, and you may just find the woman that ticks all your boxes.

donchichi:
omo T@meD0, i follow u confuse o

Ha, na so o. I first think say abi na because oyinbo "Engrish" no be my language that's why I come "confus" so. Thank you my guy for clarifying that for me because I don rack my brain tire to try comprehend; now I see say I no dey alone.

chloee:
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]l think the best thing u do to remedy your situation or get your taste is build your woman and stop wasting your time in searching. Cos ofcourse u may not have met their girls taste. And be sure u are not what u are today without your parents so, come on and build the one u like to your taste.

Huh? Abeg, can you explain wetin you dey try talk here cause me I "confus" o.

ayoappeal:
Fellow Nairalanders,

Thanks for your contributions, in as much as this topic has attracted several criticism, i would say that the typographical errors are probably delibrate in my last post because i felt some contributors are deviating from the topic and since we have alot of grammatical gurus, i felt coming up with another grammatical error would distract us back to the main topic.

I really don't know why it's the guys that have contributed more rather than the ladies that the topic is ment for, well for the (did you mean to type "those" here?) who are till dizzing me, keep it up and lets still keep this post active.

@tpia
Thanks for your response, i think you got the gist behind the post



the truely handicapped are those who measure beauty by the sole prerequisite of physical perfection

You can get to read some other topics that i have posted on Nairaland, so don't judge me by this post alone.



Look our (I'm convinced na typing issue be this as the letters "r" and "t" are close to each other on the keyboard) for more posts from me

Legend: Words in bold = spelling error; Italicized words = typographical error (benefit of the doubt here)

Mr. Ayo, there's a feature on your word processor program called spell-checker, abeg USE AM! Also, it won't hurt to take some typing lessons too jare. Ogbeni Ayo, the word na dissing no be dizzing (I know say na so you dey pronounce am, that's why you spell am like that) as you don take dis one come mess Yoruba people so As far as your recent post is concerned, you've just tried to justify your shortcomings rather than admitting your weakness and work on it to make it your strength. This has just confirmed my statement earlier that you came across as very conceited.

Obviously, you still don't get it; the reason the women are not responding to you is because you sound like a slowpoke to them (not saying you are) ; someone not worth wasting time and energy on. Oga Ayo, to reiterate what I said before, you might be a logical thinker but the way you came across was in no way appealing. Ironically, you pride yourself as being appealing--I don't think so. Maybe it's about time you rethink some of your actions and the way you perceive others (especially the opposite sex) as not being as "superior" as you think you are. Just a thought my guy. Chikena!