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Nairaland GeneralRe: Highest Number Of Posts In Nairaland? by TmeD0(m): 5:12pm On Nov 16, 2007
If there are 5 apples on the counter and you take away 2, how many do you have?

Just saw this today but can't be bothered to scroll through the pages to see if it has been answered. Anyway, since na riddles and jokes, I think the answer na 5 apples. Why? Bcus you can't possibly take away 2 from the original 5 apples that are on the counter but you can take away 2 apples from the 5 apples on the counter, which will leave you with 3 apples. grin Shey, mo gba sha? grin grin
RomanceRe: My 4yrs Old Son Is Not Mine by TmeD0(m): 4:51pm On Nov 16, 2007
Breed:
Guys, lets not jump the gun here. The reason the boy is with Tee Baba is because the biological father has no idea he has a son.

If he knew, would he not take care of him the same way?
I think it is only fair that he is informed and the issues discussed out in the open.

If he relinquishes his rights, then we can start talking of adoption. Any which way, it's a tough call.

May God grant you the serenity to accept the things you cannot change,
The strength to change the things you can, and
The wisdom to know the difference.
I couldn't agree with you more! All the advise are pretty good but everyone seem to be missing a valid point Breed mentioned. So far, it appears the biological father is not even aware that he has a son, which I blame the mother for keeping it from him after this revelation. The question now is why hasn't she told the biological father yet? He has every right to know and whatever he decides to do is up to him. Before we start bashing the guy, let's give him a chance now; he's not aware he has a child with this lady.

And as for Tee Baa, I can't imagine how agonizing this is for you. Continue loving the child like he's yours but I'd suggest you insist the mother inform the biological father as soon as possible. Depending on his response, you would be able to decide what you need to do from there on. If he's willing to accept responsibilities for the child, you're gonna have to let go at the point but if the reverse is the case, then it's good news for you. Personally, I'll have him sign some legal documentation waiving his parental rights if he chose not to accept the child. Then file for an adoption immediately. Best of luck to you!
RomanceRe: Naija Brothas - don't say we never appreciate you by TmeD0(m): 3:36pm On Nov 15, 2007
MoOdYLaDy:
And who said I was igbo undecided

na wa oooo people with their assumption
huh huh wetin u dey talk sef? see person wey dey claim say hin be lagosian and no know wetin common Igbó mean. oma se o! i say make u lay off the Igbó (kukuye), does that mean i say u be Ìgbò? ah, is there a comprehending issue here? if u no dey sure wetin i talk, all u have to do is ask instead of assuming (what u accused me of doing) i meant something else. anyway sha, as u no know wetin Igbó mean, i go break am down to u bcus obviously u never hear the word before. literally, Igbó in yoruba means bush but slang-wise it means hemp (as in indian hemp). now u get it? hopefully, the Àmì will help u differentiate between the two and comprehend better. grin Peace!
CultureRe: Which State Are You From? by TmeD0(m): 6:26am On Nov 15, 2007
Lagos State tongue tongue tongue


hisses, lagos ko, amukoko ni. d qwesion na where u come from gangan? how many peopu u see claim say dem come from lagos hia though most of us were born in lagos en? omo yi o kin gbo ro o, lay off that igbo for once. u know who u be o grin Peace!
CultureRe: Which State Are You From? by TmeD0(m): 6:00am On Nov 15, 2007
samix:
am from ogun state-abeokuta


Osomialo emi a gbowo mi loni grin grin grin

hope u not like that in london oooooooooooo grin grin grin grin
look omo olumo, no yab my fellow baba ijebu o, oda-wise we go put leg for the same shokoto o. Peace! grin
sesman:
Ogun state- Ijebu Boy
e we so o baba ijebu? ye re ati ba re n ko? abeg, no mind omo olumo jare, o n jelos ni.
CultureRe: Which State Are You From? by TmeD0(m): 5:45am On Nov 15, 2007
United States of Ijebu-Igbo to be "presis" grin Though legally I was born and bred in Eko-Akete but una know as e be for naija now. no matta where dem born u, na ya parents hometown u must to claim, "oda-wise" Judasi o ni jiya to e o. grin grin Peace!
RomanceRe: 30 Years Old Man Steal A Virgin by TmeD0(m): 5:29am On Nov 15, 2007
daphey:
O boy na wah for you o. u made a mistake by saying STEAL, instead make u correct am,
u dey form say u actually meant 'stole a virgin of 14' .
maybe u should av also used' kidnapped'. and please y did u STEAL HER? Or
Is a 14 yr old supposed 2 have known a man?
Don't worry, u are not the first 30 yr old virgin ok?
grin ; I sense some comradery there o! Looks like it does take 1 to know 1 (gives daphey a wink and a gun). grin Peace!
RomanceRe: Naija Brothas - don't say we never appreciate you by TmeD0(m): 5:09am On Nov 15, 2007
MoOdYLaDy:
What is "Kukuye"? Weed tongue
so u no know wetin kukuye be? ok, how about igbo? grin
RomanceRe: Naija Brothas - don't say we never appreciate you by TmeD0(m): 11:58pm On Nov 14, 2007
MoOdYLaDy:
Yea that song is lovely

Btw, not all Naija guys are fine oh grin grin grin
See, that na why i say make u lay off that "kukuye." grin
RomanceRe: Naija Brothas - don't say we never appreciate you by TmeD0(m): 11:54pm On Nov 14, 2007
Rubbermaid:
@T@meD0 - Why must you turn a positive thing into a negative one? Lyrics don't have to conform to grammar - its Art. ANYWAY, I still appreciate you despite yourself snitching self tongue

@MoOdYLaDy - I disagree!! ALL Naija guys are fine. Haba, each Naija guy must have at least one Naija girl that thinks he's fine! Even Peter the steward can toast at least one girl in the neighborhood and succeed. Let's give our Naija men props oh grin

@deevuu - Much love sweetie!! Naija women rock because our men make us feel so special. For real!! Now, go make one Naija woman out there feel special cheesy

@dafman - Believe me, we appreciate you guys.
En! me? a snitch? yio ba furo e. Lol, so bcus i don kash u na hin i don become snish? Ok o! shey u now see how e no good to be very judgemental of others; it will always come back to bite person for yansh o. i know say u don read gramma tire but that no mean say make u come dey look down on other peopu now. like i been say before, i no deny the fact say ignorant peopu dey yanfuyanfu but d fact of the matta be say they come in all shades of color and nationality. anyway sha, i go let u pass on that as e be say u don swell my head small with ya koment grin

at any rate, make una see wetin naija boys dey do here o: http://youtube.com/watch?v=wxfEC6RfueE grin Peace!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Vs. Naijaryders by TmeD0(m): 5:40pm On Nov 14, 2007
trendy:
which one is naijaryders again? i only know two forums huh
hmm, so na u b that for that pic? where u take am sef? shey na for ikot-ekpene or na for uyo? en! so oyinbo don full port-harcourt so? wonders shall neva end! grin Peace!
RomanceRe: Whats Your Plan For Him Or Her For Chrismas by TmeD0(m): 4:51pm On Nov 14, 2007
toksdam:
what are your plans for him or her this Christmas.its a time to do something special to someone special.make him or her feel like she is all that matters.
Nada! grin

MoOdYLaDy:
hmmmmm well exchange gift lol the must interesting part of celebrating Christmas cheesy cheesy cheesy it makes me feel like a kid, call families abroad since i won't be there to celebrate with them this year then going to church with my love and to his sisters house for family dinner and final stop will be my dad kiss kiss kiss so we can chill with my old man. Have got everything planned but just can’t wait to carry out my mission
grin grin ingrish na bastard, walahi! grin grin Peace!
RomanceRe: She Said She Can't Date Me Cos I'm A Fine Guy: Dooommmmmm by TmeD0(m): 4:43pm On Nov 14, 2007
davidyland@yahoo.com:
cute guy or foolish guy?
Lol, good qwesion!
RomanceRe: She Said She Can't Date Me Cos I'm A Fine Guy: Dooommmmmm by TmeD0(m): 4:41pm On Nov 14, 2007
eezeebone:
@Yimiton
Hi, remember me?

@Poster
Well let it be said, if a boy is that fine (i said if, because u, well, ) ok, i was saying, if a guy is fine, and u feel a wee bit threathened by other women. Just step up on your game. The guy is fine already, u can't start beefing that. Cos u'd go get u some other guy and keep wishing u were with (, in my case, cheating on your boyfie with, ) the fine guy.

Is it now a curse to be fine? I no odey run from fine girl o!!!! (well, and nice boobies too)

Ok, way forward, what do u want a fine guy to do,, scar his face or somethn,

undecided undecided undecided
huh huh
RomanceRe: She Said She Can't Date Me Cos I'm A Fine Guy: Dooommmmmm by TmeD0(m): 4:38pm On Nov 14, 2007
kkycee:
guy, take it easy.your not the only fine guy.if u see me what will u say?
grin grin abi o! grin grin
RomanceRe: Love And Attracton by TmeD0(m): 4:21pm On Nov 14, 2007
MoOdYLaDy:
When i meet someone, what attracts me the more is his personalities, i mostly look behind looks but that doesn't mean i will date someone am not physical attracted to.
Moreover I don't make physical appearance that big of a deal because I've always have these thoughts that after a while your beauties are always going to fade away.
Wow! You're such a genius to have figured that out! Thanks to you, we wouldn't have known that. grin
RomanceRe: Love And Attracton by TmeD0(m): 4:13pm On Nov 14, 2007
ettehgate:
BABES ARE DIFFERNT TOO IN THEIR CHOICE OF MEN

SOME LOVE JAMES BOND LOOKING GUYS FOR HIS DRESSING
SOME WILL GO FOR HULK HOGAN FOR HIS BODY BUILD
WHILE SOME WILL GO FOR OBJ FOR HIS MONEY AND CONNECTION
omo, o paro jare; na true u talk!
ettehgate:
I don't care if the boobs is firm or flappy
so far the apple juice is big with a big B grin
lmfao, ol' boy u dey crase o but funny sha!
davidyland@yahoo.com:
who cares about looks - p ussy looks the same - there is no ugly or pretty p ussy - what the hell am i concerend about beauty for - beauty is so vain - but p ussy is as sweet as anything imaginable - so to hell with all the pretty ladies - but hey give me the p ussy and cover the eyes, i am game.
Lol, so u dey say wetin consign agbero with overload heh? ya comment reminds me of one of my childhood friends back in naija. grin grin
lamidebaby:
Why the sudden lewd twist to an otherwise intelligent thread? undecided
abeg, give us a break o jare! all this love n wan tintin talk don dey played out and too dry jo. Besides, who cares? efry1's got their personal preference and as humans, we'd be lying if we say the physical attraction doesn't matter because we know DARN well it does. Peace!
RomanceRe: Help Me- Soon To Be Married by TmeD0(m): 8:13pm On Nov 13, 2007
Insecurity in a man is a big red flag o; if after 2 years he still can't trust you then it's not worth trying to spend a lifetime with him. On the other hand, just to play devil's advocate, has he always been like this if not what could have made him change? We've only heard your side and I'm sure he's side is going to be totally different from yours, is there anything else you're not telling us. Not that I condone the name-calling but there might be more to this that we don't know. But if all you've said is in fact true, then there's no point wasting your time o cause things will not get better but worse o. Peace!
RomanceRe: 30 Years Old Man Steal A Virgin by TmeD0(m): 7:52pm On Nov 13, 2007
Tynos, shey na u be the 30 year old man wey "steal" a virgin? Han han, that one no good o; wetin you wan take the virgin do now? abeg go return am to the rightful owner o. Thank God say no be priest steal am o. grin Engris na wa, i swear!
RomanceRe: She Wants To 'Take A Bath' With Me by TmeD0(m): 7:31pm On Nov 13, 2007
wakagirl:
''Girl's Are Funny. when a girl tell's you to take bath with her what does she want huh cause we don't talk suddenly she came to me and begged me to take bath with her. what do i do''

Y not ask her what she wants instead of asking us? What u should do? take bath with her shikena!
Ori e o pe o! Han han! Whish kin qwesion u dey ask so? Abi u be adofuro? wetin u think say she want? so u think say she want make u help am scrub hin back as hin no fit reach abi? ok, i don coolu temper now; e be like say your yeye sef dey seek attention o jare (hisses). nonesense and ingrijent! oni iranu! Peace! grin
RomanceRe: International Dating Etiquette by TmeD0(m): 12:17am On Nov 13, 2007
Na wa o! i can see that sense of humor is still hard to come by in some naijas no matter where dem go. make una ladies wey dey holla go take a chill pill or something. d whole thing is supposed to be a joke for goodness sake! now, why some of una ladies dey take am very personally is beyond me. if una dey vex, make una come up with una male version then; patapata maybe that go make una feel better. Peace!
RomanceRe: Naija Brothas - don't say we never appreciate you by TmeD0(m): 11:42pm On Nov 12, 2007
Rubbermaid:
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NAIJA BROTHA

culled from ANGIE STONE's "Brotha"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcHMBJ5tEqw


He is my king, the only one
Yes he's my brother, Yes he's my friend
I can look at him and he understands
Everything I go through and everything I am

He's my support system, I can't live without him
The best things since sliced bread
are his words, his hugs, his lips, his touch
And I just want the whole world to know
About my

Naija brotha, I love ya
And I'll never try to hurt ya
I want you to know that
I'm here for you, forever true

Cuz you're my Naija brotha, fine brotha
And there is no one above ya
I want ya to know that
I'm here for you, forever true


He's misunderstood, some say that
He's up to no good around the western world
Well, for your information
Alot of my Naija brotha's got education
Now check it

You got your Bank brotha
Your Enterprising brotha
Your down-for-whatever-chillin'-at-the-cafe brotha
Your Oil-n-IT brothas, and to everyone of ya'll striving brothas
You know that we loves ya,

My Naija brotha, I love ya
And I'll never try to hurt ya
I want you to know that
I'm here for you, forever true

Cuz you're my Naija brotha, strong brotha
And there is no one above ya
I want ya to know that
I'm here for you, forever true

You mean so much to me, you give me what I need
I'm so proud of you
I love you for staying strong, you got it goin' on
I'm so proud of you

Going through thick and thin, brothas you always win
I'm so proud of you
Whenever you're facin' doubt, brotha's will work it out
I'm so proud of you
I got unshakable faith in you
Cuz you're my

Naija brotha, I love ya
And I'll never try to hurt ya
I want you to know that
I'm here for you, forever true

Cuz you're my Naija brotha, strong brotha
And there is no one above ya
I want ya to know that
I'm here for you, forever true

For everyone of you Naija brothas, know that we loves ya

True!

[/center]
Wonders shall neva end o! look who's loosening up on here with her gramma! no be u been ask Seun make hin ban you for NL bcus of naija peopu Niglish? so afta u don yab naija peopu finish say we no sabi oyinbo gramma, na hin u wan come take corner show say u "appreshate" ya naija men. yeah right! abeg carry ya 2 face and sme-sme comot for here jare (hisses). nonesense and ingrejent! oga seun, shey i neva enter ya ban list sha grin. Peace!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: How Many Nairalanders Have You Met And Their Id 2 by TmeD0(m): 10:27pm On Nov 12, 2007
kerzakov:
i'm dying to meet the following; stellose and simibrazil. for what? to get their autographs. aren't they stars of nairaland?
What the ---? Someone posted this 11 mins before u did, unless of course you're the same person using another screen name. grin Peace!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Nigerian Friend by TmeD0(m): 8:35pm On Nov 12, 2007
Jesu kristi oba agege o! Person just cook up a few lines and all you boys don dey drool leave your personal information. For all you know this person could be a bot or some guy trying to scam you all. Did any of you personal-contact-leaving-mumus, bother to read the poster's profile? Apparently not! Well, just so you all know, this poster's email addy is suspicious to start with cause it looks like a guy's name (carlwilson@gmail.com). Though the wilson was incorrectly spelled but I bet that's the name. Guys, make una dey look before una leap o; toto no be gold o. Opari! Peace!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Urgently Needed:i Need A Yound Cute Guy by TmeD0(m): 8:14pm On Nov 12, 2007
Na wa o! See as boys just dey desperate so? Sha, good luck to una! Abeg easybaby, wetin dey shappen? Na u b that? Hit a bruda up now (man0war777@yahoo.com) grin Peace!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Which Lady And Guy Would You Like To Date On Nairaland by TmeD0(m): 7:04pm On Nov 12, 2007
Mo mi reke mo mi n wo won! Observing the thread with my lips sealed. cool Peace!

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