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If there are 5 apples on the counter and you take away 2, how many do you have? Just saw this today but can't be bothered to scroll through the pages to see if it has been answered. Anyway, since na riddles and jokes, I think the answer na 5 apples. Why? Bcus you can't possibly take away 2 from the original 5 apples that are on the counter but you can take away 2 apples from the 5 apples on the counter, which will leave you with 3 apples. Shey, mo gba sha? ![]() |
Breed:I couldn't agree with you more! All the advise are pretty good but everyone seem to be missing a valid point Breed mentioned. So far, it appears the biological father is not even aware that he has a son, which I blame the mother for keeping it from him after this revelation. The question now is why hasn't she told the biological father yet? He has every right to know and whatever he decides to do is up to him. Before we start bashing the guy, let's give him a chance now; he's not aware he has a child with this lady. And as for Tee Baa, I can't imagine how agonizing this is for you. Continue loving the child like he's yours but I'd suggest you insist the mother inform the biological father as soon as possible. Depending on his response, you would be able to decide what you need to do from there on. If he's willing to accept responsibilities for the child, you're gonna have to let go at the point but if the reverse is the case, then it's good news for you. Personally, I'll have him sign some legal documentation waiving his parental rights if he chose not to accept the child. Then file for an adoption immediately. Best of luck to you! |
MoOdYLaDy: wetin u dey talk sef? see person wey dey claim say hin be lagosian and no know wetin common Igbó mean. oma se o! i say make u lay off the Igbó (kukuye), does that mean i say u be Ìgbò? ah, is there a comprehending issue here? if u no dey sure wetin i talk, all u have to do is ask instead of assuming (what u accused me of doing) i meant something else. anyway sha, as u no know wetin Igbó mean, i go break am down to u bcus obviously u never hear the word before. literally, Igbó in yoruba means bush but slang-wise it means hemp (as in indian hemp). now u get it? hopefully, the Àmì will help u differentiate between the two and comprehend better. Peace! |
Lagos State hisses, lagos ko, amukoko ni. d qwesion na where u come from gangan? how many peopu u see claim say dem come from lagos hia though most of us were born in lagos en? omo yi o kin gbo ro o, lay off that igbo for once. u know who u be o Peace! |
samix:look omo olumo, no yab my fellow baba ijebu o, oda-wise we go put leg for the same shokoto o. Peace! sesman:e we so o baba ijebu? ye re ati ba re n ko? abeg, no mind omo olumo jare, o n jelos ni. |
United States of Ijebu-Igbo to be "presis" Though legally I was born and bred in Eko-Akete but una know as e be for naija now. no matta where dem born u, na ya parents hometown u must to claim, "oda-wise" Judasi o ni jiya to e o. Peace! |
daphey: ; I sense some comradery there o! Looks like it does take 1 to know 1 (gives daphey a and a gun). Peace! |
MoOdYLaDy:so u no know wetin kukuye be? ok, how about igbo? ![]() |
MoOdYLaDy:See, that na why i say make u lay off that "kukuye." ![]() |
Rubbermaid:En! me? a snitch? yio ba furo e. Lol, so bcus i don kash u na hin i don become snish? Ok o! shey u now see how e no good to be very judgemental of others; it will always come back to bite person for yansh o. i know say u don read gramma tire but that no mean say make u come dey look down on other peopu now. like i been say before, i no deny the fact say ignorant peopu dey yanfuyanfu but d fact of the matta be say they come in all shades of color and nationality. anyway sha, i go let u pass on that as e be say u don swell my head small with ya koment at any rate, make una see wetin naija boys dey do here o: http://youtube.com/watch?v=wxfEC6RfueE Peace! |
trendy:hmm, so na u b that for that pic? where u take am sef? shey na for ikot-ekpene or na for uyo? en! so oyinbo don full port-harcourt so? wonders shall neva end! Peace! |
toksdam:Nada! MoOdYLaDy: ingrish na bastard, walahi! Peace! |
davidyland@yahoo.com:Lol, good qwesion! |
eezeebone: ![]() |
kkycee: abi o! ![]() |
MoOdYLaDy:Wow! You're such a genius to have figured that out! Thanks to you, we wouldn't have known that. ![]() |
ettehgate:omo, o paro jare; na true u talk! ettehgate:lmfao, ol' boy u dey crase o but funny sha! davidyland@yahoo.com:Lol, so u dey say wetin consign agbero with overload heh? ya comment reminds me of one of my childhood friends back in naija. ![]() lamidebaby:abeg, give us a break o jare! all this love n wan tintin talk don dey played out and too dry jo. Besides, who cares? efry1's got their personal preference and as humans, we'd be lying if we say the physical attraction doesn't matter because we know DARN well it does. Peace! |
Insecurity in a man is a big red flag o; if after 2 years he still can't trust you then it's not worth trying to spend a lifetime with him. On the other hand, just to play devil's advocate, has he always been like this if not what could have made him change? We've only heard your side and I'm sure he's side is going to be totally different from yours, is there anything else you're not telling us. Not that I condone the name-calling but there might be more to this that we don't know. But if all you've said is in fact true, then there's no point wasting your time o cause things will not get better but worse o. Peace! |
Tynos, shey na u be the 30 year old man wey "steal" a virgin? Han han, that one no good o; wetin you wan take the virgin do now? abeg go return am to the rightful owner o. Thank God say no be priest steal am o. Engris na wa, i swear! |
wakagirl:Ori e o pe o! Han han! Whish kin qwesion u dey ask so? Abi u be adofuro? wetin u think say she want? so u think say she want make u help am scrub hin back as hin no fit reach abi? ok, i don coolu temper now; e be like say your yeye sef dey seek attention o jare (hisses). nonesense and ingrijent! oni iranu! Peace! ![]() |
Na wa o! i can see that sense of humor is still hard to come by in some naijas no matter where dem go. make una ladies wey dey holla go take a chill pill or something. d whole thing is supposed to be a joke for goodness sake! now, why some of una ladies dey take am very personally is beyond me. if una dey vex, make una come up with una male version then; patapata maybe that go make una feel better. Peace! |
Rubbermaid:Wonders shall neva end o! look who's loosening up on here with her gramma! no be u been ask Seun make hin ban you for NL bcus of naija peopu Niglish? so afta u don yab naija peopu finish say we no sabi oyinbo gramma, na hin u wan come take corner show say u "appreshate" ya naija men. yeah right! abeg carry ya 2 face and sme-sme comot for here jare (hisses). nonesense and ingrejent! oga seun, shey i neva enter ya ban list sha . Peace! |
kerzakov:What the ---? Someone posted this 11 mins before u did, unless of course you're the same person using another screen name. Peace! |
Jesu kristi oba agege o! Person just cook up a few lines and all you boys don dey drool leave your personal information. For all you know this person could be a bot or some guy trying to scam you all. Did any of you personal-contact-leaving-mumus, bother to read the poster's profile? Apparently not! Well, just so you all know, this poster's email addy is suspicious to start with cause it looks like a guy's name (carlwilson@gmail.com). Though the wilson was incorrectly spelled but I bet that's the name. Guys, make una dey look before una leap o; toto no be gold o. Opari! Peace! |
Na wa o! See as boys just dey desperate so? Sha, good luck to una! Abeg easybaby, wetin dey shappen? Na u b that? Hit a bruda up now (man0war777@yahoo.com) Peace! |
Mo mi reke mo mi n wo won! Observing the thread with my lips sealed. Peace! |
Shey, mo gba sha? 
and a gun). 
Peace!