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God first comandment was BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY

am only obeying him

Danka7777: [b]
Let me start of by saying that: If you asked this question in a developed world, let's say in the U.S, people will laugh at you and think you are uneducated. I am afraid to say a lot of Nigerians still think in this direction.

We have to detox ourselves of the lies that have been told to us for years. There is absolutely nothing like Heaven or hell, nor did the story of Adam and Eve exited. How could we explain that Adam and Eve were created 6000 yrs ago and in 1973 remains of human like specie called "lucy" estimated to have exited 3.2 million years were found in Ethiopia? Who is fooling whom? All these were cooked up stories, carefully put together in a book called the "bible" to lay credence to the enslavement and colonization of Africans. We need to study hard and ask questions.

Have you asked yourself why educated people for the most part, though they believe in the existence of " GOD" but don't believe in the bible or any religion? The answer is simple, they have studied deeply into the bible, historical books and identified so many inconsistencies in it(bible). Africans are still being fooled by these lies and we need to start re-educating our posterity of these lies[/b]

are u an atheist?
u sound lyk one of those he goats the bible refered to as fools.

U talk as if uve bin to USA wen its certain u havent stepd ur foot outside nigeria except probably in ur dream

if u dont blive in heaven,remain in ur blief but u dont need to laugh at those who do

u would hav simply walkd out of this thread witout comenting. Mttcheeeew:-@

Solozzo: The concept of heaven and paradise represents man's inner desires for order, peace and tranquility. They emanate from the deep recesses of those who truly desire utopia, but are disappointed by its non existence. We are the only ones who can create this paradise or heaven on earth through science religion and ethics working together. Look at what we've achieved today. To some who lived three thousand Yeats ago this is almost heaven. God had already provided the materials to make heaven here on earth and the brain power to do it. It is up to us to achieve this or suffer and die.

Perhaps after twenty thousand years of development we may be able to say, behold I make all things new, death is no more and a new earth is here.

So my friend OP, u may not be able to eat food after you die but know that after you transit at the grand age 100 healthy years you would be in the dust of the earth and travel with the future generations around the sun, who could live for millennia and enjoy the new world made by man in twenty thousand years time with the help of God given brains and resources. OP, you and and all people on earth today could be said to be the unlucky early birds who would miss heaven on earth, who would be the cold dust oblivious of all pleasures being enjoyed by the future generation, if theymake the right choice to use the resources to create a heaven on earth rather hell on earth. God is super being who gives free choice to all his creatures knowing that the consequences of our choices are there to stare us in the face.

It is up to us if we want to make heaven or hell on earth.

plz save ur sermon til sunday

I meant praying that God shud make Atheist chuse to com bak to him either by gvin them d proof they want, or a logical reasnin or anoda means.

No body is takin their fredom of choice

It can only b comitd by adults . ADULT-RY

MacDaddy01: So which bibble do you suggest? The catholic bible?

yea

Op, which one is d corect bible?

Girls are xpecting the worst but hoping for the best.

They hope for marriage but xpect disapointment from their lovers.

tobezekiel: U mean in nollywood?

it hapens real life.

D doctor comes for d sick.
Christ came to save d siners

Since we christians are one step towards christ. Why dont we pray for God to save the siners too

My felow nairalanders, HAVE U EVER KNELT DOWN AND PRAYED FOR THE ATHEIST.

Hav u prayd that ALLAH/JEHOVAH/THE gods etc should change their heart so they can belive in his existence.

Hav u fasted for the atheist?

They inheritd it from eve d first confusd wuman

Law of dmand and suply. Who patronisez them?

Lov iz blind.

mariage opens d eye....

Op, i hav realisd dat tins about religon hardly make front page. No mata haw relevant d topic iz.

If u want front page, talk romance or politics. Is unfortunate but dats d truth. I wonda why

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WEN U LAY ON UR BED AND SLEEP AFTER FEW MINUTES,ITS A MIRACLE.there are many who find it hard to sleep.CALL IT INSOMNIA IF U LYK

WHEN U WAKE UP FROM UR SLEEP, IT IS A MIRACLE.u neva knew what hapend while u slept.Many slept lyk u but neva work up

WHEN U BREATHE AIR FREELY, ITS A MIRACLE.many are being asistd wit a machne pluckd to d nostril b4 they breathe in d hospital

WHEN U PEE AND POO EASILY AND FREELY, ITS A MIRACLE. There are many who just cant.


EVERY LIFE PROCES IS A MIRACLE. Eating, labour, drinking, etc.THIS WORLD (either by big bang or Gods creation) is a miracle. MANS EXISTENCE(either 2ru ADAM/ADAMU or ape evolution) is a miracle

at times we ignore many COMMON procesis and wait for the big xtraodinary event b4 we recognise it as MIRACLE.

At least 3 years

Are u paid to release a new topic daily?

Marvelek., must u open a thread everyday??

[quote author=St_Pete]I'm sure you didn't read the OP's statements well cos everything (s)he said referred to the OP as been a FEMALE.. [/quote]sex kil is corect, i just checkd his previous topic.about his ex marryin his broda. OP IS MALE

Op. She lyk party,dancing, takin pics etc. U arent gvin her dat so she get it elswhere. Simple

I hav read dis 9times

No coment

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It is important but nt very important

Funny guys get girls.



Funny guys also get away with a lot more things with women than
most other guys do.

For example, funny guys are known to tease and make fun of girls
and are able to laugh everything off as a joke--and girls love them
for it!

Who wouldn't want to have this kind of success with women?

The thing is, funny guys aren't just born funny--although you might
think so. Being funny, just like everything else in life, takes
work.

So here are a couple things you can work on to become funnier with
women:



1. Become a Humor Consumer

Have you ever learned a foreign language?

If so, you probably already know that the best way to become fluent
is to immerse yourself in the culture which speaks that language.

The same is true in relation to becoming funnier.

How many hours a week do you spend really watching and really
listening to comedians?

You've probably found that funny people have the ability to say
things and make people laugh, while another person might say the
same thing and no one laughs.

This is because about 90% of our communication is nonverbal, and
you just can't get the full effect from reading a book.

A good comedian can use voice inflection, body language, timing and
many other subtle forms of communication to turn a normal joke into
a real knee slapper.

So the first thing you need to do if you want to become funnier is
to immerse yourself in some good material...starting today.

Set aside some time on your schedule to find some good standup acts
on youtube and watch them. Don't multitask as you do this.

Instead, commit your full attention to how the comedian is creating
humor using voice inflection, body language, and timing.




2. Write a Few of Your Own Jokes

Ok, this is not as hard as it sounds.

By writing your own jokes, you'll begin to understand your own
sense of humor better and believe it or not, you'll actually start
to become funnier.

It's common for most people to look at an expert artist such as a
comedian and assume that their ability to make people laugh is
natural and effortless. In reality, what you are looking at is the
result of many long hard hours of practice and rehearsing.

Even after all this, many comedians also have to test their
material before small audiences before they actually present it to
large audiences.

It's silly to assume that they can actually be that funny 100% of
the time--like I said before, it takes work.

If you're having a hard time writing your own jokes, Google a few
that you like and practice making modifications of them. After a
while, start to get the idea of how humor works.



3. Call Out The Obvious

Have you noticed that most comedians simply call things for what
they really are and people laugh about it?

Why is this?

Because there are many ridiculous things in life which we just
assumed to be normal, when in reality they are downright silly.

For a good example of this kind of humor, check out a few comedians
like Mitch Hedburg and Dimitri Martin.

Most of these guys routines consist of "observational humor" which
is based on calling out the obvious.

The more that you listen to these kinds of comedians, the more you
will start noticing ridiculous things in your environment and the
easier it will be for you to laugh at them and to get others to
laugh with you.

Got it?

9ce job

What does she gve in return?

D song is incomplete.

toria1980: Dear Nairalanders,

My ex proposes to me, i refuse his marriage proposal because he is a Muslim.
in his words he said "i wont stop you from practicing your religion". but i refuse him, for two years now he is still beginning me to marry him

u are a hypocrite. Dating a muslim but cant marry him. Y did u date him in d ist place