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CATCH THEM YOUNG.

The gud gals who are advanced in age have been taken long time ago when they are stil teenagers.

Every other gal has xperienced love, heartbreak etc. They have tasted gud and bad and blive al men want d hole.

If u want d gud girl, luk 4 a teenager , catch her at her young age, and she wil remain gud.

WHAT A LIE
WHAT A CREATIVE STORY
WHAT A FUNNY WRITING
WHAT A COMEDY


u got me laughing. Move this to the joke section

Go to a kanu heart foundation. A doctor wil perform surgery on ur broken heart

Girls are confused. Today they love a thing . .tomorow they hate that same thing.

When g gal holds a gal, it is normal but let a guy do it. They are gay

when a gal hugs a gal,it is normal but let a guy do it.they are gay

when a gal dances wit a gal,it is normal but let a guy do it.they are gay

WHY IS D SOCIETY AGAINST GUYS?

Ma frend used that excuse on valentine day...

David mark is d best northerner for president 2015....even though i hate him.

mrkels: 18 and u want to marry her? What side of the bed do you sleep on?

he sleeps on mat

Love is a gradual proces...not sudden

The christ embasy felowship organised a crusade in my skul which i attended. There, all new comers were told to come out, introduce themself and write their addres. I complied.they prayd for u and sang welcome song.


Since then,twice a week i recive guest from this church. What shocks me more is that they are all girls. They dress so well,trousers,high heel and even eyeglass.when they come they share the word of God, pray and invite me for their programe.
Why must they all be girls?and why dress sexy when you want to preach.

I asked many friend and they told me it was christ embasy strategy. Girls visit boys to draw them to the church why boys do the same to girls.

IS THERE ANY CHRISTEMBASSY MEMBER HERE? IS THIS TRUE?

My first kis was in my dream...,.

Yes o, rooney is from bayelsa

nigerians like claiming other achiever

So haw d u satisfy urself sssixualy??

If there is no God, u would have been a cheat,killer etc....thank God there is God


for me, what directs me is what Jesus say in the bible, DO TO OTHERS WHAT U WANT THEM TO DO FOR U

I don't have a sister at all....so don't know haw i feel


may be i wil be proud of her for attracting such guys...
i wil teach her haw to exploit them financialy witout opening her leg..

Do u know that you can be charged to court for attempted murder and this letter used as evidence against u.if found guilty, u wil be sentenced to death......

South east is the smalest zone geographicaly, yet they want more state......
Why?

Person wey no get money to buy jeep go talk say im no like jeep

person wey no sabi mechanic work go talk say the spanner no good...

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Lets start by understanding atheism

Just ur hair and u are complaining.....
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Set a trap 4 him...when he tries it , instantly turn and slap him..,then apologise imediately...tel him ure sorry,just not comfortable with it....beg him neva to try it again

Gals are fond of ignoring those that care for them and chase over shadow

Dat means muslim and christians worship the same God

U can doubt God's existence and he won't act....but if u try devil,u wil be the d one dancing ,...DEVIL,DEMÖN AND SATAN ARE REAL

Stupid sisters gives stupid man a stupid condition and the later agrees...,.what a stupid family..

I hope each sister gives birth to a twin who will also get married to the same man. .

I totaly disagree wit u, if ur enemy's enemy is ur friend then ur l lovers friend shud be ur .....


Du u know that atimes, a true friend could act as a middle man between u two....he can strenghten ur relationship.

I used to be close to my best friend galfriend..,we talk about how he loves her, misses her and cares 4 her.... I even lie that he thinks of marrying her

there was a day they were at the point of breaking up becos she saw a message in the guys phone....i had to lie to her that i put my sim card in his phone and sent the message....,,they reconciled back...

It depends on haw gud the friend is and his motive,.

Which house of rep? Is it the one that is involved in bribery instead of investigating the same fuel subsidy??

WHO IS DECIEVING WHO?

To balance d equation

like poles repel unlike poles attact