₦airaland Forum

SimonAndal: Well not my family, my father. Ya know, for an older fellow the guy sure can pack a punch.

Good lord. What is that- beat the gay away? I'm sorry that happened to you. No broken bones or organ injuries, I hope? How are you?

SimonAndal: _
Dude I'm in the fucking hospital!

So... Your family PUT you in the HOSPITAL when you came out? Say it ain't so.

Hospital? What happened?

50calibre: There shouldn't be fighting in the first place, that's a bad omen. Relationship should not be a democracy, it's should be an authoritarianism, with the man's decisions unquestioned and unchallenged just as It was in the days of old. Like abraham and Sarah.

Hahaha! You're funny.

Wow. Wanted to see what people thought about child spacing, walked into... What in the actual hell? No more Family section for me.

I'm irrationally happy that you're alive / back on NL. And yes, you made everyone think you were going off to die.

I'm almost certain that the woman in question has never said anything to the OP, aside a neighbourly "Good Morning". Yet the title of this rubbish post is My Neighbour's Wife Is Harassing Me.

Na you dey harass yourself. A young couple is enjoying their s€xy marriage and you're getting idle boners. Go sort your konji issues out.

@Topic: Eleyi gidi gan!
Christian youths oppose amnesty for Boko Haram.
Buhari commends Jonathan on Boko Haram amnesty committee.
Boko Haram says that the FG needs amnesty, not them.
All on Nairaland frontpage.
The irony.

KingPradas: who cares

You are a nincompoop.

OP is disgusting. Which mods put this crap on front page?

Chei. Chi ekwekwana. So people that think as poorly as this exist. AND SOME WOMEN MARRIED THEM.

What are two grown men discussing for 2 hours after work everyday? Not business or money talk, just shooting the breeze everyday for at least 2 hours. So when the woman, after waiting around fruitlessly for some attention, goes to sleep, the man would finish his bro call and then come wake her up like, "Time for sex, woman". Wtf?

In over 12 pages of discussion, you haven't once talked of sitting down to discuss with your woman, heart-to-heart, and work things out. Instead you said "I might just have to let her go". You shunned the voices of reason that advised moderation, instead agreeing wholeheartedly with the REAL MEN who said, "Bros over hos".

@OP: Assuming this story is not SuperStory, do everyone in this movie a favor, and agree to the divorce. Marriage is not for everyone, and it definitely isn't by force. Your wife has obviously been complaining for a long time, and you haven't listened. Your friend's poor wife doesn't even have the guts to complain, her own situation is worse.

Let her go, yeah!

Just think, when the divorce is finalised, you can move in with your brother from another mother, and be able to talk with him face-to-face 24/7, and even eat some of his spectacular beans once more. You could even sleep in the same room with him, just like the old days (never mind that his wife would be glowering at you). Wouldn't that be grand?

Richfella: You dey craze ni? Deliver fish for you abi? If your brother wants to eat fish, he should come to your brothers house and collect it.

If you won't spread the clothes then don't wash them.

You seem to lack RESPECT for this guy. You see him as your mate.

Okaaay... He's not her mate, he's her big boss, her oga at the top!

Acidosis: Mr commandant, since Nigerians and the fcking channels local tv has decided to pay your good deeds this way.. If I were you, I'll change my way of life... I'll start stealing government money, recruiting my close pals and relatives leaving others aside, I'll take bribes in millions and billions, I'll let the oil bandits live and go free... I'll tarnish the image of the innocents and deal with them mercilessly leaving the thieves alone!

Let me tell you, sir.... Good works don't pay in Nigeria! We do not celebrate good people in this fckiN country... Mediocres RULE! Thieves lead!

Change your way of life! Thats the only way our people will celebrate you!
Next time you see a oil bandit... Take some money from them and let them go! Ask your leaders and elders in government! Ask the owner of that tv how he got his money!

Thats what they do! Thats what Nigerians want!
Thank you!

Please. How does your soapbox rant above excuse the fact that a regional commandant of the NSCDC didn't know the organisation's website, and instead of saying he couldn't remember, chose to painfully (painfully for the viewers, that is) bluster through the interview? What does it have to do with "oil bandits" and "tarnishing the name of the innocent"? "Change your way of life"? Really? *eyeroll*

claremont: I don't think this article does any justice whatsoever to the thorny subject of mental health. This article is more or less about the personality type of the writer, trying to make us believe that mental health is the crux of the issue here is an insult to those who really suffer from it.

I see it as one person's experience with mental illness. I don't think it was meant to be an in-depth exposé on the subject. Everybody's experience is valid, everyone's voice should be heard. One person's story could be the light that pierces another's darkness.

[quote author=ola_pluto]Miss information. Gross misinformation in fact! What temperature is it that the water will be heated to to cause breakdown of materials in it? My country people, please ignore this report. You cannot get cancer from pure water in sachets. Quote me anywhere![/quote]Wallowing in ignorance and insisting on remaining in dangerous darkness. Carry on.

Aww... Don't go...

texazzpete: Cool story, bro.
Now since in the OP you admitted "we all cheated on our partners" why don't you answer your own question on whether 'out of sight means out of mind'.

Funny how you and your brother go out of your way to toast girls in buses and then turn around and condemn them once they give you their numbers.

More coherent than I could be at this time of day. Imagine the sheer hypocrisy of the OP.

Question for the gods. After you don do finish. Shift abeg.

Unfollowing this rubbish thread... All these nkanbe stories don tire me.

SimonAndal: ILLUMATI WOMAN MISS. LIKE OBAMA SOUL MICROCHIP. IN THE LAST DAYS SHE WILL EARTH SOUL LIFE WITH 666 AND BEAST MARK. BEAUTIFUL SEXY THING LIKE THIS IN FIRE OF LOVE ORE. BEWARE LIKE SERPANT OF GOD.

This made me laugh.

deols: I don't believe ds at all

like mayowaak said, the pregnancy became post term by the end of d 40th week. labour should have been induced immediately. failure of that would have led to complications leading to d death of the fetus. 25months is just too long.

possible occurrences are-
*she was not sure of her last menstrual period before pregnancy
*she didnt have an early ultrasound which would have helped in telling the gestational age
*she didnt have antenatal care nor the monitoring that goes with it
*these people are lying

...Lying through their teeth. People are so gullible, they go "Praise Jesus!" and refuse to employ the critical thinking God gave them.

coogar: the nigerian health system is a disgrace......
what were the doctors waiting for after 36 weeks was completed? giant of africa my foot!!! too many educated people in the country and yet no common sense. a woman was pregnant for 25 months and the doctors didnt think of splitting that belly apart and saving the baby after she's due? no wonder an official said half a million expectant mothers die in nigeria annually!

How is it the healthcare system or doctors' fault? The post said 'She
prayed and God gave her the go-ahead,
warning her, however, that the doctors
would be reluctant to carry out the
surgery as there was no scan or test
result to back the surgery. And so it
was.'
It's annoying, people always blaming doctors, even when it has nothing to do with them. How can any sane doctor do a surgery to "split that belly apart and save the baby after she's due" when scans and tests indicate that the woman is not pregnant, and the woman in question is actually menstruating regularly? Save which baby?
Please, think carefully and analyze, before you malign a whole class of people. If you'd like to get your blame on, blame the prayer houses that gave this couple unrealistic false hopes.

Abagworo: The major reason women crave BB's is for love peddling. Men like me use it for downloading large files of 3gig to 10Gig without paying through the nose and also to get some fast runs too. Most Nigerian girls that feel classy have ipad, galaxy tab, Nokia and BB but the BB and ipad are the active ones.

Excuse you. "Love pedding?" WTF. Maybe the women around you are love peddlers, but you should learn how to use qualifiers. Men like you ko. For your mind now you be man. Oniranu.

Krucifax: @ OP where is your proof? Your post seems very unsubstantiated! It should be supported by evidence from a reputable source and experts on the matter!

If you had said "some" containers used in storing food whilst heating in the microwave could give of harmful chemicals i.e carcinogens(cancer causers) we would believe. The only difference between Microwave and Electric or Gas Cooker is how the heat is generated and transmited to food!

As far as i know a Microwave is very safe,what i know to be unsafe is some plastic containers used in them!!

Thank you. It seems even "scientists" do not understand the basic laws of physics.

Adam and Eve game
In the act
Baby-making game
Sausage gymnastics

Disgusting euphemisms, salacious journalism. Just say s€x and be done with it, for fvck's sake.

Oh yeah, I know what that is. I have a small twinge in my stomach and I believe I'm rupturing an ectopic pregnancy, my classmates braids her hair too tight and then murmurs darkly about raised intracranial pressure. C'est la vie. We get over it... Mostly.

ifihearam: @poster

The pastor might be a true man of God and if you have the money to pay I advise you do because if(Godforbid)any mishap befalls your family no one here will be there to support you or bear your cross.

I was under the impression of some of the comments until I understand certain things,its called sacrifice,alter for alter,don't be fooled by some of them here,if its convenient to you please do it sharply. If it were to be a herbalist that requested it for those that are still unbelievers won't they agree,that's the point where we christians miss it.

Your wicked relatives can afford to sacrifice human blood,cows and goats to mmake sure you don't succeed or kill you why can't you sacrifice even more to make sure you succeed,my dear gone are those days you praise God and pray empty handed,you better place seeds and sacrifices before the alter of God to counter any neative alter raised against you.

Sacrifice kini? Yes, sacrifice to GOD, that's normal. Not sacrifice to one silly pastor who has the guts to demand a hundred grand up front, complete with proof of payment.
I lose hope in humanity sometimes.

mu2sa2: "Relationship", what's that? Five years of your life committing the unspeakable with a man without getting anywhere. You then move to another man. You are now asking to go back to your fornicative life with the former man. You try. Look, bring no religion into it as long as you are in it for illicit sex.

Abeg wetin be "fornicative"? I still dey try reason the thing wey you write, na im I come see that one.

Flyboy Zee: I'm not a sexist, but my guess is 80-90% of people that use easy-to-remember & easily hackable pins are women of which 60-70% are Nigerian women.

No source, no stats, no observation. Just thinking aloud. Mu he he! mu he he!! mu he he!!!

Eejit.

4llerbuntu: So twitter, nairaland, blogosphere has been a battlefield since yesterday as NOI's mum got kidnapped and some folks are applauding. Some have taken offense and r all shades of annoyed at the 'celebrants'.


As for me i could not care less, truthfully!!! I certainly don't support what happened, i wish it didn't. but then am i newly concerned about it, no. Do i feel aggreived that some folks are applauding the event, NO!!

Unless u have been living in a hole and your head has been in a bucket all these years in nigeria (which apparently is the case judging from posts here)

NOI would not give a flying Bleep if it happened to any of us too. Shit it HAS HAPPENED TO LOTS AND LOTS OF US ALREADY, AND NO WE GOT NO SOLUTIONS FROM THE COPS, NO EMPATHY FROM THE LEADERS.

Besides for all those annoyed people, WHERE WERE U WHEN ABACHA DIED AND PEOPLE WERE THROWING PARTIES AND PASTORS DOING THANKSGIVING SAYING THAT GOD HAS TAKEN PHAROAH?

TRUTH AND DECENCY DIED A LONG TIME AGOIN NAIJA ABEG

Is it news that people walk past dead bodies, accident scenes etc without so much as a backward glance?
is it news that people high and low go to churches to pray that "holy ghost fire" kills their mother in laws, friends and relatives?
is it news that people go hungry AND ARE ROUTINELY TOLD THAT ITS THEIR FAULT?

IS IT NEWS THAT LEADERS COME OUT TO TELL THE POOR AFTER EFFECTING CRAZILY HARSH POLICIES THAT THEY DON'T GIVE A Bleep WHAT THEY THINK OR FEEL?

IS IT NEWS THAT POOR PEOPLE ROUTINELY HEAR GARGANTUAN SUMS OF MONEY THEY CANNOT VISUALISE HAVE DISAPPEARED FROM THEIR COMMONWEALTH?

i could go on and on and on.........


for example on my twitter feed i just read this :


but u expect empathy from those same masses? u expect them to be decent?

IT BECAME A THEM vs US a loooong time ago in the minds of most Nigerians. as far as i can tell, its a case of getting one chalked off against the enemy.


You can theorize all day long on who is right and who is wrong, what is good and what is not good. but remember these are MERE SYMPTOMS of a greater pandemic.

That my dear friends is THE PROBLEM, NOT NOI's mum kidnapping (terrible event. hope she gets out unscathed), Not your bragging about layers of security and dogs and how much u have in your bank account to feed people's families.


DONT FEEL SO SAFE IN YOUR BEDS AND WHEN U MOVE ABOUT, THINGS FELL APART A LONG LONG TIME AGO, NOW THE CENTER TRULY CANNOT HOLD

Thank you for preaching this, 'cause people here are just banging their heads on a wall for nothing. It became an 'Us Versus Them' thing a long time ago. All the time kidnapping of ordinary citizens has been going on, did she care? Why should we care because it's NOI's mother? I hope the old lady is returned safe (after paying a healthy ransom, naturally), but I don't really care. Besides, maybe it's time the powers that be started seeing what the people on the streets see. Maybe they'll relocate our ministries and capital overseas. Rubbish.

"O Obama, O Jonathan, O America..." *eyeroll*