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Food / Re: See The 5 Pieces Of Fresh Tomatoes I Bought #700 This Afternoon by Tolani045(m): 3:54pm On Nov 15, 2023
Na transportation they make things cost for Nigeria

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Food / Re: See The 5 Pieces Of Fresh Tomatoes I Bought #700 This Afternoon by Tolani045(m): 3:52pm On Nov 15, 2023
ahnie:
This country is gone for good...I say make I burst go market try arrange fresh tomatoes to take prepared yam and tomato egg sauce.

With enough....please,abeg these fresh tomatoes were sold to me at the flat rate of 700 naira.

Ordinary yam n egg sauce stew like this don dey take style wan chop close to 5k to prepare,food that's meant for just one sitting.

Tolani045 post=126984228:
I never add canned groundnut oil and eggs o....may God eppus.


Romance / Re: Lady Cries Out Over Being Unmarried At 39 & Battling A Spirit Husband (video) by Tolani045(m): 5:47pm On Nov 09, 2023
Advice from GOAT Kevin Samuel.. 27 age Time To Sell. 30, 50% Off. over 35, On Clearance. 40, Outlet. 50, Goodwill Salvation Army 🤣

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Man Narrates His Ordeal After Wife Went Into Labour At Toronto Airport by Tolani045(m): 4:37pm On Nov 09, 2023
I guess the immigration officer cut you liying just admit it.. playing smart cost your deportation lol
Business / Cargo From Canada To Nigeria by Tolani045(m): 3:56pm On Oct 06, 2023
Hello everyone please am in urgently need a cargo shipping service from Canada to Nigeria or from America to Nigeria
Romance / Re: Brothers, Give Three Reasons Why A Women Will Want To Have You As Husband by Tolani045(m): 9:18pm On Jul 21, 2023
Savedday2:
The bottom line is all 9ja girls are ashawo both the ones forming GF or church girl. They are all the same.

The fact that you have never caught your babe doing ashawo, doesn't mean she is not an ashawo

Bro take it easy na 🤣 my gf na virgin
Food / Re: Which Food Can #1,000 Cook That Will Last For 3days? by Tolani045(m): 9:14pm On Jul 21, 2023
Laugh wan kill… I don forget I had a bad day
Crime / Re: Man Killed His Girlfriend For Burning His Rice In Cross River (Photos) by Tolani045(m): 9:07pm On Jul 21, 2023
The whole comments section is so funny 😆
Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom Government Partners With Innoson On Mass Transit (Photos) by Tolani045(m): 8:59pm On Jul 21, 2023
Best good news in Nigeria at the moment

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Family / Re: 38 Years Old, 40k Salary, 5 Children Living In One Room by Tolani045(m): 7:52pm On Jul 20, 2023
You’re doing well 🤣
Crime / Re: Abuja To Delta: I Didn’t Steal Car, Only Test-Driving – Suspect by Tolani045(m): 11:39am On Jul 19, 2023
This must be joke of the day 🤣

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Romance / Re: Pick One Defect You Can Accept In A Partner by Tolani045(m): 6:43pm On Jul 16, 2023
Bukola94:
SMH, yinmu it will shock u if your mum complain about her food. And u ask her to rate her,then mum gave her E8.U watch too much nollywood films and India movie. This is reality and your eyes go clear

Hahaha don’t worry we’ll dealt with it…
I can’t be with sex addicts is a nightmare 😊
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Can You Manage 150k Salary In Lagos?? by Tolani045(m): 11:20am On Jul 16, 2023
Spend wisely remove weekend lifestyle
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Can You Manage 150k Salary In Lagos?? by Tolani045(m): 11:18am On Jul 16, 2023
Depends on your location, and if you don’t have any family relatives, siblings you can survive 😊
Romance / Re: Pick One Defect You Can Accept In A Partner by Tolani045(m): 8:16pm On Jul 15, 2023
Bad cook, she can still learn how to cook later
Politics / Re: Tinubu's Palliative: What Can You Do With N8,000? by Tolani045(m): 10:53am On Jul 15, 2023
Use it to buy my cat litter sand that am going to use for 3weeks
Romance / Re: What's Your Plan B If Nobody Marries You? by Tolani045(m): 12:34pm On Feb 06, 2022
I we adopt and Bleep bitches as usual

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Romance / Re: Kayanmata: Abuja Men Be Careful by Tolani045(m): 10:12pm On Jan 29, 2022
youmour:


Chooii my prick just kick as I dey reason am
Lol mad man
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy: Learn How To Toast Women Because You Can't Get Them With Money by Tolani045(m): 3:12pm On Jan 12, 2022
Peace081:

If u can deny your mother in public, who are your sisters that you can't deny
Peace please take it easy, that’s way too much for you…. At least he didn’t mention your name on is first comment respect his decision… I come in peace o smiley smiley
Religion / Re: Stop These Sexual Acts In 2022 by Tolani045(m): 10:26am On Jan 09, 2022
Am just here reading people comments.. laughing and learning grin grin a lot of savages comments

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Parks Truck Filled With Dead Bodies At Mexico Governor's Mansion by Tolani045(m): 6:36pm On Jan 08, 2022
aycapri:
Don’t tell me this truck is filled with dead bodies
It said filled with 10 dead bodies…
Politics / Re: Nigerians To Pay VAT For Digital Services – Finance Minister by Tolani045(m): 9:01pm On Jan 07, 2022
Ovamboland:


See dumb post
I think you’re the dumbest

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Flaunts Cash Gifts Received On Her Birthday (Photos, Video) by Tolani045(m): 12:49pm On Jan 06, 2022
Darkseidxx:
See as she open mouth
I for just chook prick inside
Bhad guy in the building cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: KWAM 1 Celebrates New Wife Emmanuella On Birthday (Photos) by Tolani045(m): 4:49pm On Jan 02, 2022
These women can’t do without makeup??

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Nairaland / General / Re: In One Word; Summarise The Year 2021! by Tolani045(m): 12:27pm On Dec 29, 2021
iwaeda:
In One Word; Summarise the Year 2021!
Gratitude and patience
Romance / Re: When Your Ex Says, You'll Never Find Someone Like Me, How Do You Respond by Tolani045(m): 9:14pm On Dec 28, 2021
obembet:
Dear Nairalanders, how do you feel When your ex says, you'll never find someone like me, how do you respond?
Savages that’s what am gonna say lol
Romance / Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Guy Who is Over 5 Years Younger Than You? by Tolani045(m): 8:56am On Dec 27, 2021
Lalami3232:
Age has nothing to do with wisdom or intelligence in other parts of the world but it has alot to do with 9ja girls. If you need fresh trouble/problem, go and date a 9ja babe wey dey between 18-25yrs. Life go tire you!!! Those ones never ready for anything commitment or responsibility, all dem want na ice cream, shawama, airtime, carry dem go beach, cinema, tik tok etc. Age na just number for abroad babes but no be 9ja babes oooo. Our babes dey get sense when dem don approach 30yrs and above.
The percentage of 18-25yrs wey get sense for relationship in 9ja na 0.01%. If you still wan flex as a guy, those ones good but if u want commitment, forget younger babes. Go for 30+ babes wey don pass HOEloshoism phase of life. grin

I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "The day I go mistakenly born girl pikin, I go *****"
I don laugh tire here o!!!
You’re actually right

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Religion / Re: God Told Me He's Tired Of People Who Are Not Married But Have Sex - Preacher Say by Tolani045(m): 10:10pm On Dec 10, 2021
Make God no vex, if we don married we go stop.. wink

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Nairaland / General / Re: 2 Teens Got Trapped In A Shopping Cart While Performing Tiktok Challenge (VIDEO) by Tolani045(m): 10:00pm On Dec 10, 2021
Stupid people everywhere
Pets / Re: Resident Uses Dogs To 'Scare' Disco Officials That Wanted To Disconnect Power by Tolani045(m): 9:51pm On Dec 10, 2021
Lol
Japa
Phones / Re: How Did You React When You Noticed That You Can't Access Facebook, Whatsapp? by Tolani045(m): 6:19pm On Oct 04, 2021
Am already insulting Spectranet lol
Health / Re: Took my first Covid-19 Vaccine by Tolani045(m): 8:14pm On Sep 27, 2021
blackboy:
Dont worry. After a few days you will forget you took the vaccine.
Most female i am aware of have little or no side effects.

Most men seem to have severe reactions.

Mine was like i had covid and malaria for about a week.

Japa japa that catches me regularly; i think is as a result of the vaccine.

You have taken it so no worries move on with life.
Hmm thanks

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