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[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]Pregnant lion. She's about to pop

https://aluminumangel.org/africa/lion_pregnant.jpg[/quote]I love that , the lioness was even 'radio-collared'

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]I love this thread. Will be back with my own pix [/quote]I can't wait!

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I love my Mom, mothers are always there for us at our becks and calls, especially when we were all babies (animals included)! I believe you gonna love these carefully selected pictures of 'the Joy of Motherhood' because if there is anything that brings joy to our mothers, it has to be the 'fruits of the WOMB' I am dedicating this thread to all the females on Nairaland, especially the 'Mothers' amidst us, and to those looking unto God for the fruits of the wombs, it is my PRAYER that you will have every reason to rejoice in this year concerning your request! Happy viewing

thorpido: Yes the prophets were jews but today the message is going round the world,like it doesn't matter who invented the computer,what matters is it's popularity around the world today.
I'll really like to see ur scriptures in Deut and Isaiah that prophesied about Muhammed.

Leave Alhaji alone, the guy is full of fairytales, there is no point 'educating him' I once engaged him sometimes last year on a thread I created; https://www.nairaland.com/989643/islam-religion-peace-violence and this is what tintingz has to say;

tintingz: @tomakint, you want answers i will giv you.
Mohammed was fortold in "deut 18:18"
in the book of isaiah how Quran was fortold
"And the vision of all is become unto you as the words of abook that is sealed, which [men] deliver to one that is learned, saying,Read this, [I pray thee]: and he saith, I cannot; for it [is] sealed: And the book is delivered to him that is not learned, saying, Read this, [I pray thee]: and he saith, I am not learned. (isaiah 29:11) now in the Quran verse
"Read(Iqraa): In the name of your Lord who created, Created man from a clot. Read(Iqraa): And your Lord is the Most Bounteous, Who teaches by the pen, Teaches man that which he knew not."(Qur'an 96:1-5)
and Jesus(as) also said john14:16"And I will pray the Father, and he shall give you another Comforter, that he may abide with you for ever
"John 15:26"But when the Comforter is come, whom I will send unto you from the Father, [even] the Spirit of truth, which proceedeth from the Father, he shall testify of me"
to the next one Many true Prophets were killed (Matt. 23:7), but they were still true Prophets.
"Once the Holy Prophet (Saw) was given food mixed with poison to eat.He who ate it first expired, but the Holy Prophet (Saw) lived for four years even after taking that food . That food told the Holy Prophet (Saw): There is poison in me. The Prophet showed tremendous energy before his death, the poison had no effect on him. When the Prophet conquered Mecca, he was fasting!"
now is it not Jesus that said about "sign of Jonah" now my question did Jonah die in the big fish belle for 3 day or alive?
And you said Jesus is the saviour of the world? Remember he said he came only to the lost sheep of Isreal "mathew 15:24 & 10:5-6" even when they die only the 12 tribes of Isreal will be judged Jesus only call on 'O people isreal' but Mohammed is for all mankind
"O mankind! verily there hath come to you a convincing proof from your Lord: For We have sent unto you a light (that is) manifest. (Quran, 4:174)"
“And We have not sent you except as a Mercy to mankind.”(Quran 21:107)
so now tell me having wives is now a crime? The prophets in OT bible are now sinners including Abraham, David, Solomon etc, can you start naming the cocubines of Mohammed if he has one...guy you make me laf and who told you Mohammed(saw) is a siner when Jesus is asking God to forgive sins and crying on the cross why God leave him, when he Jesus has no power/authority to do tins on his own, and satan carried Jesus(as) ur god up and down and didnt know the last day... he will even reject you "mathew 7:21" it seems you have questions to answer bro, dnt worry i will soon expose your bible FYI Mohammed(saw) prophecisd and did miracles spliting the moon, healing the injured man in war, causes rain to fall, decending to heaven, water flowing out from his fingers etc the greatest miracle among them all is the glorious Quran. You need to know more abt Prophet Mohammed(saw) even the monks fortold his coming...lemme reserve my post for now

...and this was my response to him then;



@ tintingz get educated on this for once and stop blaspheming!

You said: Mohammed was fortold in "deut 18:18"

= there you go again, that was Our Lord Jesus Christ, unknown to many muslims Jesus Christ was actually a Prophet, in actual fact, He encompasses the five gifts of the ministries he himself declared to as many that were called in Ephesians 4:11. The woman at the well confirmed that Jesus was a Prophet (John 4: 19). The Prophet mentioned here was declared in verse 15 of the chapter you quoted to be a Jew, read it! How come your Muhammad, an Arabian, is now the Prophet?

You said: "And the vision of all is become unto you as the words of abook that is sealed, which [men] deliver to one that is learned, saying,Read this, [I pray thee]: and he saith, I cannot; for it [is] sealed: And the book is delivered to him that is not learned, saying, Read this, [I pray thee]: and he saith, I am not learned. (isaiah 29:11) now in the Quran verse
"Read(Iqraa): In the name of your Lord who created, Created man from a clot. Read(Iqraa): And your Lord is the Most Bounteous, Who teaches by the pen, Teaches man that which he knew not."(Qur'an 96:1-5)

= The Bible has never for once contradicted itself, the book of Isaiah you quoted has nothing to do with Islam let alone your prophet, Muhammad. If the name (Muhammad) is that relevant to our salvation the Bible would have mentioned it compare Isaiah 7: 14 to Matthew 1: 23 and see the perfect unity concerning the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ (Emmanuel). I repeat, there is no place in my Bible where your prophet, Muhammad was mentioned.

You said: and Jesus(as) also said john14:16"And I will pray the Father, and he shall give you another Comforter, that he may abide with you for ever
"John 15:26"But when the Comforter is come, whom I will send unto you from the Father, [even] the Spirit of truth, which proceedeth from the Father, he shall testify of me"

= Just listen to yourself and study where you quoted, for your information, the Comforter is the Holy Ghost or the Holy Spirit, who is still alive today and tomorrow note the latter part of the sentence, …..’that he may abide with you forever’ Muhammad is dead, he is no more how come you are quoting this verse to refer to a dead prophet? when John 15:26 even called the Comforter ‘the Spirit of Truth’ – You need to learn English very well!

You said: Once the Holy Prophet (Saw) was given food mixed with poison to eat.He who ate it first expired, but the Holy Prophet (Saw) lived for four years even after taking that food . That food told the Holy Prophet (Saw): There is poison in me. The Prophet showed tremendous energy before his death, the poison had no effect on him. When the Prophet conquered Mecca, he was fasting!"

= Read it yourself over and over again and again! Then tell me if this above sentence has any reasonable meaning.

You said: now is it not Jesus that said about "sign of Jonah" now my question did Jonah die in the big fish belle for 3 day or alive? And you said Jesus is the saviour of the world? Remember he said he came only to the lost sheep of Isreal "mathew 15:24 & 10:5-6" even when they die only the 12 tribes of Isreal will be judged Jesus only call on 'O people isreal' but Mohammed is for all mankind "O mankind! verily there hath come to you a convincing proof from your Lord: For We have sent unto you a light (that is) manifest. (Quran, 4:174)"

= Really, tintingz you wouldn’t have put yourself in this tight corner if you had not try to explain the Bible to a Christian, you really muddled up things. I pray after this, your eyes will be opened to the truth for once and ever! If he was sent alone to the lost sheep of Israel how come that Canaanite woman’s daughter was healed? In the same Matthew chapter 15 you quoted in verse 28. As for you contesting the fact that Jesus is the savior of the world. Those (genuine Christians) who were confronted in the spirit world by demons, may be in their dreams and even those who have seen the mighty hands of Jesus during healing times will tell you more that at the mention of that Great Name, JESUS; devil, demons, witches, herbalists, sicknesses, curses and all negative forces of this life bow down! I am yet to hear and confirm that Muhammad’s name do the same?

You said: he will even reject you "mathew 7:21" it seems you have questions to answer bro, dnt worry i will soon expose your bible FYI Mohammed(saw) prophecisd and did miracles spliting the moon, healing the injured man in war, causes rain to fall, decending to heaven, water flowing out from his fingers etc the greatest miracle among them all
is the glorious Quran. You need to know more abt Prophet Mohammed(saw) even the monks fortold his coming

= You are simply clueless! Now I understand you better! “Your prophet sliced the Giant Moon into half with his scimitar, water flowing from his fingernails, a palm tree even cried like a baby because your prophet wouldn’t preach under it” and many more cock and bull related miracles – You must be high on cracks to believe this!

You said: ...lemme reserve my post for now

= My friend, you can keep it, I have seen enough! Why I totally own up to what I have posted here, I cannot be held responsible for how you understand it. My Point!
The Christian Bible predates Muhammad and Islam by more than 575 years. The Jewish Torah predates Muhammad and Islam by 1,000 - 3,000 years. Surah 29:46 Muslims were told by Allah, not to question the authority of the scriptures of the Christians, saying, "And dispute ye not with the People of the Book, but say, "We believe in the revelation which has come down to us and in that which came down to you; Our Allah and your Allah is one” - I believe GOD, Yahweh is not the same as your ALLAH – Never![/quote]

nwachineke00: Lol... see u! If you're in Lag, make we prove that my point wrong o!

Chei, how I wish I am babzilla see another challenge here going unchallenged nwachineke00 you are sweet

outrage: FG is ontop of the situation!

No, you are wrong, the situation is actually on TOP of the FG!!!

YESSSSSS

ProfSule: Is trying to have peace a problem? what jihad really means was just explained by a gud fellow nd u re here talking abt d yoruba's jihad nd d hausa fulani, why? in every tribe, religion, in short in everything, there are bad eggs. U shud undstnd dis pls.

Sule, but you have not succeeded in proving me wrong in my submission, I did not asked for what you are talking about, stop living in fairytales, refute the point I stated first then we can talk!

tintingz: Lol...dont tell me Mohammed(sa) rejected Jesus(as) while you said 'he will come in my name' and John was the last prophet? when christians will claim the prophecy in 'deut' by Moses(as) was talking about Jesus while christians disagreed calling Jesus a 'prophet' but son of God or even God himself

if Mohammed(sa) was not mention by name by any Prophet and you say he is not prophecy then Jesus(as) prophecies in old testament bible is not meant for Jesus since no prophet mentioned his name...

Alhaji u don start again, stop Islamising those Jewish sacred names, you and I know we have NOTHING in common

jude33084: Are you a better muslim than the almajiris that sleep, eat, drink, and live Koran daily? You think they care about what you believe?

Abeg Jude, help me tell the 'clown' ooo, he is trying to interprete the Qu'ran more than Prophet Muhammad

samphrank: Veteran Reggae Artiste and self acclaimed ‘Rain-Maker’ is the latest public figure to blast ‘Koko Master DBanj’ with the same long-lasting ‘Illuminati’ rumour.. He was recently asked to share his views about the recent generation of Nigeria Hit Makers and check out what he had to say:

‘I like Wizkid and 2face, they play good music‘I don’t like that other boy called D’banj, those ones that went to join Illuminati. How can you go and sell your soul to the devil because you want to be famous. I don’t even like his music anyway’

http://9jaolofofo.com.ng/dbanj-sold-his-soul-to-the-devil-majek-fashek-blasts/

Some goons may likely consider the words of this veteran musician (Majek Fashek) as the ranting of a 'drunkard or junkie' but that is the gospel truth! D'banj is gone musically, for those who know 'real music', this shouldn't come as a surprise!

***tomakint kneels down and offers the following prayers; "Dear Lord Jesus, forgive this ignorant man, he is just acting on his impulse, he is not to be taken seriously, Lord Jesus visit him and show yourself in his life so that he can know that YOU are the only TRUE ONE who came to redeem mankind form the guilt of sins and pain of death, thank you LORD for answered prayers", tomakint ends prayers***

where is Nagoma, Tintingz and the other JIHADISTS, this is the time to 'educate us now'

maclatunji: Thank you for your insight.

why did you hide my post my Mod

To start with, Islam in Nigeria is split into two broad groups; (1)The Hausa-Fulani Muslims and (2) Others (Yorubas, Tapas, and all the rest tribes) The Hausa-Fulanis don't see Jihad the way Yoruba Muslims and others define it, that's the gospel truth, infact an average Aboki don't see a fellow Muslim from other tribes as friends, they consider them inferior to themselves and that gives the "Violent Colouration to Islam" Just my thought mind you

That's a weak sentence, that He-Goat deserves to be forgotten in PRISON

lari03: On the Laboratory called Earth!

thanks for the education

sultaan: You have not said anything to enlighten anybody either, a classic GEJ mud throwing antic not to clear up issues but discredit those who question their failures.

Your belly might be full from the money they are paying you now but your soul is famished.I'm very sure you are proud to be your master's guard dog, and that is what you will always be; nothing more.

Are you a Mallam?

semid4lyfe: No space for Frederick Kanoute, Mustapha Hadji, Joel Tiehi, Odartey Lamptey, Lucas Radebe, Edward Ansah?

And you have Joseph Antoine Belle and Thomas N'kono in the Top 10 whilst players like *Rabha Madjer*, Rashidi Yekini, Kanu Nwankwo, Tony Yeboah etc are ranked between 20 - 30?

Ridiculous!

If I were an editor of a sports paper and I ask you to come up with a ranking of African Greatest Footballers and you give me this, I'll toss it into the bin straight.

so you are trying to pitch 'Kanu' in the same tent with the Great 'Rashidi Yekini'?Come upwith something worthwhile friend

chic2pimp: Did not want to log in but im sorry I had to after reading this

LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

She is a lady, so what do you expect! Just tolerate her, she is cute though

modicum: I came to UK in the 80s, went to Skinners school for girls in Stamford hill where I failed woefully. I come from a family that going abroad was like going to the market for us. I lived with my sister-in-law who I happened to have appeared to as a burden at the time. I had no one to take me out as a child, didn't enjoy McDonalds's treats, remember been bought KFC once by my mother's younger sister who was in UK at the time. Most days I had to walk from Pembury estate, Hackney to Stamford hill because I had no transport fee. An uncle got me free school meals from the government so I always had lunch at school but other meals hhhhmmm not guaranteed....

No one ever asked me how I was doing in school even thou I was a failure, never disclosed my report sheet because my results were always 'U- Unclassified' worse than F9. I lived at the expense of few of my brother's friends who were ready to give me £5 in exchange of me seating on their laps whilst they used my nipples as a toy. On few occasions my immediate families would give me £5, £10 but NONE EVER TOOK ME ON AS HIS OR HER RESPONSIBILITY. One glorious day, a brother of mine took me on when he noticed that I have been associating with friends that were smoking and sexing at the age of 12,13.14,15 but due to malicious beating everyday I had no choice other than to run away from his house. ....

I became streetwise, smoking heavily at the age of 11/12, did my first abortion at the age of 14/15. I was unable to contact my mother because I had no access to telephone moreover i didn't know how to use the phones then. I lived with a Jamaican friend who was few years older than me and we had a man friend aged 50t whom was impotent but would pay our rent whenever we allowed him to lick/suck us. Hhhhmmmm I'm sobbing as I'm writing this; I don't know why my spirit has led me to share this horrific and pathetic story on www but I am sure it is to bless someone outthere so I am not ashamed of letting it out because someone outthere will think twice before making the mistake my family made.

Myself and friends began to find it easy to be befriending men for money at night clubs (Golivers, Petter Stringfellows etc) at that very young age in which I found disgusting but was never slept with but they molested my body orally. I can't even carry on expressing my bitter past experiences because I have learnt to see them as my strengths that made me who I am today....

The koko of this post is this.... Now in UK we see Nigerian children killing, shooting, stabbing, selling drugs, raping etc and we wonder why they are ridiculing our darling country's name.... Hhhhmmmm it is not the kids fault it is the fault of the parents that weren't ready to prioritise their priorities. I can't blame my mother and neither can I blame my father because they don't like to get involved in the way our brothers and sisters were bringing us up. They believed when you give a goat to someone, you let go of the rope, least do they knew that their darling daughter had become something else..... You may be boosting that your child lives in London, America etc but do you ever ask yourself how life is treating them where they are

So many parents in Nigeria believe the field is greener on the other side forgetting that NO ONE CAN TRAIN YOUR KIDS THE WAY YOU CAN EXCEPT LOVING & GOD FEARING PEOPLE. In UK so many Nigerian parents have misplaced their priorities, they rather work 24/7, make all monies to build mansions in Nigeria at the expense of their children's lives. So many Nigerian parents in UK don't even attend parents's evening at their kids school, some can't even help their kids with homework. Some belief their kids are at home and they are safe not knowing who is there with them. Some would rather spoil their kids with money & expensive outfits instead of investing quality time in them.

Sending your kids abroad to be looked after by someone else is a pure waste of time and bringing your own kids from 9ja without giving them all the time needed is an irresponsible move and to be working all God sent hours, making sterling, dollars, euro, naira etc without spending quality time with your kids is a disgrace to parenthood. This is one of our bad irresponsible cultures, most children in Nigeria were brought up by housemaids/gateman/next door/grandmother/ neighbour etc. Nigerians don't believe in family planning rather they will have so many children and start using them to hawk sweets, bread etc after school...

Having a child is not by force, God did not say YOU MUST HAVE CHILDREN, YES HE STATED 'MULTIPLY' but he didn't mean we should do it to suffer them. Having children does not mean you will live your life joyfully and it doesn't give you a place in heaven either, instead your children may make you to miss heaven if care is not taken.

I am a product of a neglected, nonchalant, cultural upbringing and I WILL NEVER WISH IT ON MY GREATEST ENEMY BECAUSE I HAD IT ROUGH AND IN SADNESS. Let us stop being selfish for ones and stop pushing our problems/burdens on others. Your child should be with you no matter how poor or rich you are and you must teach them in the ways of God, NOT YOUR OWN STANDARDS....

Some parents in Nigeria don't mind if their children are sleeping with big men for money, it is saddddddd

BY:ABEFE IBADIARAN

Great post and a very informative one too!

Indeed, this is not the best of times for Nigerians, I hope Jonathan will brazen up as a man and a leader in these trying times, he really needs our emotional and spiritual supports! I will not cease to pray for this man's success in government and I believe HE will come out a success! They (the northern elite class and their gangs) have not hid their hatred for his government and will do anything to bring him down at all cost, the good thing is there is a GOD who will always show himself strong!

clockwise: It baffles me at times when i see old people go to election boot to vote for their candidate, have never voted and i dnt think i will. if they utilize d money judiciously wat would d nxt candidate campaign about. let people continue to dey vote. lol

Trust me a time is coming people will be 'pushed to the wall' and will revolt violently! None of these 'heartless goons' will escape it, just watch out

AJJ: Mtcheeewwwe

Truth is bitter cuty

In a Presidential system of government under a democratic setting as being practiced in Nigeria today, the Legislature (the 109-member Senate and the 360-member House of Representatives lawmakers) are officially regarded as the most powerful but what happens when such a powerful organ of government are the ones approving salaries and allowances to themselves, then it calls for serious scrutinies and checks!

In reality, it is the Revenue Mobilization, Allocation and Fiscal Commission (RMAFC) that is constitutionally empowered to fix their salaries and not the legislators themselves! Let it also be known by all that there is no provision in the Constitution that the accounts of the National Assembly can be audited by the Auditor-General of the Federation but in a twist of fate, the same Auditor-General shall lay before the National Assembly the audited accounts of the Federation for debate by the ‘Legislooters’. No one monitors their bogus salaries and expenses but they are ‘empowered’ to monitor others!

I will like to take you on a ride on the financial worth of these ‘multi-millionaires in dollars’ who know next to nothing order than engage in series of hobbies ranging from; wild-partying (owanbe), car racing (check them out in their convoys), globe-trotting, fuji, juju, apala, yahooze dancing, frequent clubbing, cavorting with ladies of easy virtues and the likes. Most of them cannot even recite our beloved country’s National Anthem, some of them have not contributed anything to their respective constituencies, some of them don’t even know why they are in the “Hallow Chamber” yet they have the effronteries to approve salaries and allowances to themselves.

It is a stark reality that these “Federal Legislooters” with a handful of their aides and support staff took over 25 percent of the country’s recurrent expenditure. Take a look at these; a Nigerian Senator takes home $1.7 million per annum, a member of the House of Representatives takes home $1.2 million per annum, a United States Senator (who is more relevant to the economical developments of his or her country) takes home $163,125 per annum, a British Member of Parliaments earns $63,750 per year, in Australia a legislator’s annual pay is a paltry $13,125! Even Barack Obama, President of the United States salary is $400,000 per annum! Looking at these figures, just tell me what are all those ‘clowns in the Hallow Chamber’ shouting ‘point of order’ anytime the loot is not going their ways LEGISLATING?

Just to state clearly how expensive and wasteful this system of government is; the 469 federal legislators earn =N=60.4 billion a year (=N=6.2 billion in salaries and =N=54.2 billion in allowances) and by the time we extend this to the remaining legislators at the three tiers of government numbering 10,308 members (not including the governors, deputy governors, commissioners, special assistants, chairmen of local governments and their deputies), then we have a total of =N=453.3 billion, which is an average of =N=43,975,533 a year just to cater for a legislator, doing almost nothing other than the ‘hobbies’ I have listed above! If they are this wasteful and heartless while over 70% of Nigerians are living in abject poverty, why then is our system allowing them to approve salaries and allowances to themselves?

Nigerians know your ENEMIES now so that when the next but imminent OCCUPY NIGERIA or NIGERIA SPRING will occur, know where to vent your anger!