₦airaland Forum

muktar mtt: Na ur papa b dog jack ass, walahi if u deu infront of me ryt I will break my size 8 foot on ur ass.

Another "Almanjiri" in the house, always violent whenever they are given the chance to defend their points

Kamanda: Offcourse,your displays here on NL exposes you and your other 'names' as a shameless paid agent of the presidency.

Heartless,Rotten Maggot.

Folks like you should be dragged on the streets naked,beaten,hung upside down and burnt.Bombaklat.

Son, I am tossing you a challenge, kindly name one person that will 'fix' Nigeria if Jonathan is that bad, according to you!

Call me azz licker, I don't bloody care, This Jonathan (my beloved President in whom I am well pleased) is working!

aurenflani: You are inyamiri from your fruit I knew you.

Are you a Mallam?

Ramcie: Beyonce though it was more of mockery cos I had nothing as per backside level but now , God has helped me put my haters to shame. am now beautifully endowed .

Eyaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@ Moderators, can you please consider this for the frontpage, because I believe there are lots of Nairalanders who will benefit from the debates, it has been the bane of our development and the real 'corruption' that had eaten into our economic fabrics for many many years; https://www.nairaland.com/1114278/civil-service-reforms-what-happened

Is this woman drunk or something? What is wrong with Nigerians for goodness sake, 38 years of nothingness from our Abokis in power left many things in state of disrepair, now Jonathan inherited a functionless Nigeia from Obj and Yar'Adua, he is trying his best to fix things (at least we've seen improvements in power, roads, educational institutions funding, youth empowerment, more women in politics, active-poverty elimination programmes, etc) I wonder how some folks reason as if that place is a very cool place, I challenge anyone here 'cursing at Jonathan' to mention one past leaders (dead or alive) who has done better than Jonathan within his short time (2 yrs) and let's compare and contrast haba as if to fix Nigeria will take just two years, allow this man to serve out his term before you judge! Many of us are sick in this country!

That man is a stupid man, who is too fond of women, in an age where 'women' full ground boku na one idiot dey go commit murder. He deserves to die

mystikal: Ahhh....Ibadan, that was one dirty town I visited sometime last year. Interesting night life though. Someone rightly said towns in the west bar lagos are too sleepy.

PH, Lawd have mercy. Apart from the night life and money around, this town has the ability to test my sanity. dodgy roads, unending traffic,

Calabar, comes alive in december. can be a ghost town in the other months. clean too

Uyo, lovely road networks, emerging nightlife and excellent relaxation options in Cinemas and parks

Abuja. I love this town

Lagos, nuff said

Owerri, schooled here once. fun town it used to be.

You cannot but love Abuja but you need MONEY on a good scale!

ifihearam: Who born monkey?
Then you will all start putting on uniforms.

aarrrrgggggghhh honestly you are one funny dude!!!

So much for "civilization" Aiye olaju

@ Op this was a nice soup, well prepared!!

rafhell: olodo. this is how people fail waec and jamb. all living things are divided into plants and animals. so if u are not animal then you must be plants. more like vegetable

..and if the same evolutionist scientists brand you rafhell (oh my God, what a username ) a FOOOL! Are we supposed to tag you one, just asking "Mr Animal"

slimchi2k2: this woman i tire for u,sometimes i use to wonder if u are real or fake,i thought u are married woman with kids

She is 'one of a kind', I think she is a "Free Spirit"

[quote author=fr_evangel]He is very correct, though they resemble dogs they are more closely related to cats: http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/mammals/hyena/[/quote]No sir, although based on their other attributes beside their morphological attributes, they are closely related to cats, but they have their own family which separates them from Cat or Dog families!

arbitrage: Thanks a lot for the correction.

You are welcome

Babzilla: WETIN U WANT MAKE I DO? MAKE I 4CE AM BECAUSE I WANT PROVE POINT?



NA U SABI I WILL NOT GIVE U THAT PLEASURE

Haba Godzilla you fall my hand oooo , how woman go challenge you like that, and the next thing, 'scram'? Never you underestimate the power of LOVE!

Hmn, a soul is about to be 'deleted' so much for 'hustling' and not being patient enough to 'wait for their times' humans will be humans ***tomakint turns the other way whistling along***

arbitrage: Such hyena must be alone for lion to kill it. Though smaller in size and uglier than other canivores, hyenas are the meanest of the big cats. I watched a documentary earlier this week on National Geo Wild as lions killed their prey and were eating. Then came the hyenas and took the prey from them. As the strongest of the lions felt annoyed, he ran into their midst to take the pray from them. You need to see the attack those hyenas gave the lion and he escaped for his life as he left the meat for them.

The next after that was a big tiger who just killed its prey and was dragging it to where it will eat. The relatively smaller sized hyenas pounds on him and he had to run from them while growling at them from distance.

Then the documentary came finally to a point where the commentator was saying that, the most ferocious lions and more ferocious tigers would kill their preys before eating them, but hyenas are the only ones that will eat their prey alive. Believe me, they started running in circle around a herd of buffaloes to confuse them and while they created the panic, they ran after and attacked one of the largest buffaloes in the herd, while the rest where escaping for their lives. The buffalo was so massive that they could not grip its neck or head to strangle like lions and tigers would do or a leopard would attempt. But while they gripped him from behind and legs and dragged him down so that he knelt down on four legs, the ever mean hyenas (with their usual fearful growling noise) started tearing and eating the buffalo alive. While his body and head were looking helpless and struggling, they ate him bit by bit to his intestines until he gave up the ghost. Then they continued the butchering. Before you say Jack Robinson, what they had left and were dragging along in a row was a long skeleton of the earlier buffalo.

Hyenas are mean and fearless of any lion or tiger. No other animals can dare lions and tigers but hyenas; not because they are stronger but I think it's their grouping - unity.

@ the bolded, we called them "Narrator" Commentators grace the football pitches and other sporting events, never mind we are all here to learn!

saxywale: Are hyenas members of the cat family?

never mind that was a blunder from him, Hyenas resemble a dog more than a cat, of course they have their own family, Hyaenidae, unlike cat (Felidae) and dog (Canidae)

rafhell: we are all animals

....and someone is 'liking' this poo from you , no I am not, 'I am a Human Being' created in the image of God! Animals (goats, dogs, lions, rats, etc) are all created after their kinds, don't you ever tagged yourself 'an animal' again o gbo abi o dahun

miiraaj: As old as u r, u de tell lie. Old papa,stop telling lies. All liars will enter hell fire. Goodluck told Nigerians "I DON'T GIVE A DAMN".

CROWE, this demented old man (miiraaj) is one of the 'goons in the house' you may ask him the time, date, venue and the particular interview where Jonathan stated the above "I DON'T GIVE A DAMN".

nwachineke00: Ok I really hope so

Looking for the right man or woman may take you the next 100 years, I still insist, MONEY is the underlying factor why Marriage is being delayed on the part of guys. No married couple want to be a 'beggar' it is the greatest level of embarrassment you can get in a relationship, even your wife will be ashamed of that union!

[quote author=CROWÉ]No joke, did he actually say that?[/quote]Are you kidding me, don't you know that 'goons in the house' will go to any length just to tarnish the image of their PRESIDENT!

nwachineke00: Please I need your sincere opinion(s) or reason(s) as to why most guys are afraid or drag their feet when it’s obvious they are “due” for marriage.

You may call it 'Phobia' but the underlying factor why guys don't put marriage as a top priority now is the condition of things around especially 'MONEY'! Believe me, money is the number one thing when it comes to marriage and every other things (love, care, a good-listener, patience with wife, and all that) follow! Marriage requires planning which requires worth waiting for patiently!

miiraaj: Abeg no vex,just stick with your reetard role model, ok!

Even though you choose to evade my simple question to you, na now you dey talk, you may scram now boy

Wonders as they say, shall never cease! Very interesting pictures

miiraaj: Oya,Prince Charles,teach me English before I ansa ur question.

Mirage, I am not Prince Charles, it seems your optical illusion problem was not an accident, you must be hallucinating right now, o ya give me a better option, I need name(s)!

slimyem: That would be too gory and heartless..
Haba!!!

No you are wrong Yehi that is what we called "Animals in Action" that is how they feed in their natural habitats!

miiraaj: Are you as dumb as Jona that you don't know the latest opinion polls?

Are you trying to be 'abundantly stoopid' that you don't know that your self generated opinion polls was cooked up by 'Goons'?

I have witnessed it many times, I don't fancy the way they go about it, I was expecting to see live goat or ram so that they can create a scene but what I saw were 'severed meat' being thrown at them, it's like an uncivilized human being in the village feeding, no pep to it

miiraaj: You even think Retardeen Jona is an option? . Shame on you!

Grab a copy of your 'Brighter Grammar' and understand simple English, the Joke is on you son Back to my question, do you have a better option?