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it's funny how you guyz reason. Nway! Ave all my life loved TBJoshua not jut becuz he's a God sent prophet but cuz he gives like his life depends on it. (I once hated him tho)

Now like seriouly let's us be reasonable here, TB Joshua is a man just like we guyz, Нe has on him flesh which seriously мakes it a necessity for him to err.

We all knw SCOAN bin the most controversial Church ever known. So u sure shudnt expect him not to be over confused. Listened to the Audio over and over just to get where bribery came in, but like Sarz i cudnt till now get it. For this I'll boldly go against it perhaps the audio i downloadd was different from the one u guyz listened to.

LETZ JUST CONSIDER IT IN YOU FOOLZ' PERSPECTIVE Even tho its glaring y'all twisting the truth here just to soil his name.

The building collapsed and those guyz came to write their LIFE as usual. We all knw Nigerians Lack what professionalism demands as they will surely add a smell to their pens just to gain attention of Readers.

OK Fine! They were badly treated, Apologies for this. But the worse set in when they salted the whole scenario adding ' TB JOSHUA ordered them to do so just to down this Man of God. At this state of confusion he decided to apologize to them,Beg for the story to be covered up and give unto them what Nigerians are knwn for. For crying out loud is TB Joshua not a Fleshy man like us that can take any measure to protect his Name/Image?

What wud u guyz say again? He claims to be a man of God? The last time i cheCked he's a man of God not a GOD. Born of a woman and all these make him imperfect.


People and their shallow brains called him a Murderer, how?? Going back thru memories, i remembered a Collapsed central hospital @ Benin, whose fault was it? The Government? Or the Drs?

And how comes Nicholas voice was neva heard sinz he claimed to be the only one who rejected the offer?
This is 21st century, what's even the prove that the audio is not a cooked up sh*t?


Nway! Bak to line.
What wud you guyz Ave done if you were to be in the dayz of David? David killed sum1 just to marry his wife and yet he was forgiven. Get this straight God is seriously not interested in your past what matters is asking for forgiveness while measures are taken not to get back into sin.


you all here ranting like some hungry pigs,crying blue murder cuz God chose him. Hiding behind fingers while what you all do in your closets are life-taking. . Dirty Hypocrites (Jesus was condemned so am less baffled) but it's a pity Common sense is seriously not common. Nway! these are hard times for him. But this am sure of 'He shall win the battle' Satan shall be put to shame'
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. everybody knows tb Joshua is a counterfeit. Continue living in denial. He is no better than iyanya.

lirusehn: [b]
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it's funny how you guyz reason. Nway! Ave all my life loved TBJoshua not jut becuz he's a God sent prophet but cuz he gives like his life depends on it. (I once hated him tho)

Now like seriouly let's us be reasonable here, TB Joshua is a man just like we guyz, Нe has on him flesh which seriously мakes it a necessity for him to err.

We all knw SCOAN bin the most controversial Church ever known. So u sure shudnt expect him not to be over confused. Listened to the Audio over and over just to get where bribery came in, but like Sarz i cudnt till now get it. For this I'll boldly go against it perhaps the audio i downloadd was different from the one u guyz listened to.

LETZ JUST CONSIDER IT IN YOU FOOLZ' PERSPECTIVE Even tho its glaring y'all twisting the truth here just to soil his name.

The building collapsed and those guyz came to write their LIFE as usual. We all knw Nigerians Lack what professionalism demands as they will surely add a smell to their pens just to gain attention of Readers.

OK Fine! They were badly treated, Apologies for this. But the worse set in when they salted the whole scenario adding ' TB JOSHUA ordered them to do so just to down this Man of God. At this state of confusion he decided to apologize to them,Beg for the story to be covered up and give unto them what Nigerians are knwn for. For crying out loud is TB Joshua not a Fleshy man like us that can take any measure to protect his Name/Image?

What wud u guyz say again? He claims to be a man of God? The last time i cheCked he's a man of God not a GOD. Born of a woman and all these make him imperfect.


People and their shallow brains called him a Murderer, how?? Going back thru memories, i remembered a Collapsed central hospital @ Benin, whose fault was it? The Government? Or the Drs?

And how comes Nicholas voice was neva heard sinz he claimed to be the only one who rejected the offer?
This is 21st century, what's even the prove that the audio is not a cooked up sh*t?


Nway! Bak to line.
What wud you guyz Ave done if you were to be in the dayz of David? David killed sum1 just to marry his wife and yet he was forgiven. Get this straight God is seriously not interested in your past what matters is asking for forgiveness while measures are taken not to get back into sin.


you all here ranting like some hungry pigs,crying blue murder cuz God chose him. Hiding behind fingers while what you all do in your closets are life-taking. . Dirty Hypocrites (Jesus was condemned so am less baffled) but it's a pity Common sense is seriously not common. Nway! these are hard times for him. But this am sure of 'He shall win the battle' Satan shall be put to shame'
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. #story for thee gods.

ryom: This is very impressive. I'm sure the price will reduce with time.

. Yh in 2005 a 516 mb card was 400 usd.thats lyk 64k

Justcash: Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/09/boko-haram-fg-turns-russia-china-usa-uk-fail-nigeria/#sthash.g4pkgKBL.dpuf

. Wow,do you really want nigerias military equipment to say 'made in china'

cole265: Stupid for quoting the whole story b4 asking your question.

Answer: possible, if they come in contact with someone sick with the virus. Don't play with fire!

that means ebola will be like malaria

amtalkin: Lagos state Governor, Babatunde Fashola,
today September 18th, hosted some Ebola
survivors at his office at the state
Secretariat in Alausa, Ikeja. Speaking with
the survivors, the governor commended
them for coming forward to share their
experiences, saying that they are proof that
the disease is not a death sentence.
The survivors in attendance included the
widow of late Port Harcourt doctor, Dr
Emenuo Kelechi (left), Dr Ibeawuchi Morris
(second left), Dr Fadipe Akinniyi (centre),
Mr. Dennis Akagha (late Nurse Justina
Ejelonu's fiance) and Dr Adaora Igonoh.

While sharing their experiences, one of the
survivors and staff of First Consultant
Hospital, Dr. Ibeabuchi Morris, said he was
the first to receive late Sawyer at the
hospital where he was first treated for
Malaria.
He said after the patient continued to have
high temperature, he took the blood sample
and sent it to the laboratory, then contacted
Dr. Stella Adadevoh who advised him to
continue attending to the patient pending
the arrival of the test result. He said when
the blood result arrived it was confirmed
that he was EVD positive. Sawyer died a few
days later.
Dr. Ibeabuchi disclosed that he started
manifesting symptoms of the disease 12
days later as his body temperature
continued to rise beyond 38.5 degrees
Celsius. He said when his condition
continued to degenerate, he reported to the
Lagos State Ministry of Health and was
advised to restrict his contact with
members of his family.
According to him, his body temperature got
to an all time high of over 40 degrees at
which point the Medical team from Lagos
State came and took him to the isolation
centre after decontaminating his house. He
thanked the Lagos State Government and
all the other agencies and individuals who
took care of him and made it possible for
him to survive.
Another survivor, Dr. Adaora Igonoh,
thanked the Lagos State Governor and the
Government for their dedication in the
battle to contain the spread of the disease
which, according to her, made it possible
for some victims, including herself to
survive the virus.
Dr. Igonoh, who is also a staff of First
Consultants Hospital, commended the
hospital and the staff for the risk they took
to ensure that the disease did not spread
beyond the limit it did. She also paid tribute
to those who lost their lives, adding that
without their sacrifice, the story would
probably have been different.
Also giving his testimony, Mr. Dennis
Akagha, fiancee to Justina Akagha, a
nursing staff of First Consultants Hospital
who died days after attending to Patrick
Sawyer, said he got to hear about his
fiancee's contact with Sawyer when the
death of the Liberian was announced on
television. She later told him she'd treated
Sawyer.
He said when the symptoms of the disease
started manifesting in Justina, they first
thought it was pregnancy induced or
Malaria because she'd told him she wore
protective gloves while attending to Sawyer.
He said that on the 14th day, Justina's
condition worsened and he took her to First
Consultants from where he was directed to
the Isolation Centre in Yaba where she later
passed on.
He disclosed that he did not immediately go
to hospital when he started manifesting the
symptoms until he started vomiting and
feeling dehydrated. He said he was finally
taken to the Isolation Centre where he was
treated and discharged after he tested
negative of the virus.
Other survivors who gave testimonies were
Dr. Fadipe Akinniyi, also a staff of First
Consultants Hospital and Dr. (Mrs.) Kelechi
Emenuo, wife of late Dr. Emenuo, who
treated one of Mr. Sawyer’s companions in
Port Harcourt and later died of the disease.
http://lindaikeji..nl/2014/09/photos-governor-fashola-hosts-some.html?m=1

dont call me stupid im just asking a question.....is it possible to have ebola again after surviving it once

1stola: Fool!
Is it your money

. No,but u dint have to start dissing another persons thread you weren't forced to open it

Nnamdipaul: Is giving birth to a baby through a coin-sized hole more painful than the crippling pain of being kicked in the groin?

Nociceptors are nerve cells that send pain signals to the spinal cord and brain. These sensory neurons fire once a certain threshold has been crossed, and the frequency of that firing determines the intensity of the pain. Both the agony of childbirth and getting kicked in the balls ramp-up that neural firing.

So which then is more painful: childbirth or getting kicked in the balls?

ask an hermaphrodite (smone with balls and a vajayjay). lemme ask google fost. yh. Giving birth lasts longer but being hit in the nuts is more painful. They did research and all. and u obviously get hit in the halls more than u gv birth. Lets just say they both hurt lyk bitch

SpcAgtOko: Yes. They does.

hehehee this new threat is worse than boko haram and al Qaeda put together

Asad69: Hello Nlanders, I always got confused when it comes to conclusion about our Dreams.. This is all cuz, i at times use to hav som dreams dt i wish were real nd somtyms d opposite.. So i always strike maself with this question; Are these dreams real?? do they become real?? or they are just fantasies.
Share your views, experience or belief with me so as to help me out..

dnt ignore...answer my question. what happens when you pee in your dream"

Asad69: Hello Nlanders, I always got confused when it comes to conclusion about our Dreams.. This is all cuz, i at times use to hav som dreams dt i wish were real nd somtyms d opposite.. So i always strike maself with this question; Are these dreams real?? do they become real?? or they are just fantasies.
Share your views, experience or belief with me so as to help me out..

dnt ignore...answer my question. what happens when you pee on your dream"

ekemit: After crossing through a boat while going to work,i saw some young men arguing,what was the argument about?it was about a wife slapping a mother in law i.e the mother of the husband,most of them were in support of sending their wives packing, i decided to post this in this forum to get the opinion of intellectuals in nairaland,what will be your immediate reaction if it happens to you?

two words-GHEN GHEN

lanrewaju: Six Hottest Female Musicians In Nigeria

http://gist.ng/2014/09/six-hottest-female-musicians-nigeria/

why is tiwa garbage on. The list. and who is saughting after that slut

lokito: There are only two churches in the world, the Catholic Church and Others.

hater

Wait let me ask ifa

tuneriolo: [img]http://3.bp..com/-43iDip4E4Cg/VBcOf30lkzI/AAAAAAAAHsM/oBlekUm9kuw/s1600/tiwa.png[/img]

Multiple award winning singer-songwriter, recording artist, performer, and actress, Tiwatope Savage-Balogun, known by her stage name as Tiwa Savage stunned onlookers yesterday when she performed in a skin double outfit.

The beautiful 34 year old entertainer headlined the African Unplugged concert which held yesterday Sunday September 14th at the O2 Brixton Academy in London alongside Davido.

The recently married performer was spotted in Lagos on Saturday night at Mo Abudu’s 50th birthday party which boasts of various high and mighty in Nigeria and abroad. She was said to have flown out of the country immediately she finished performing at the Mo’ Abudu’s party so as to make it in time for this show in London on Sunday night.
What do u think?

[img]http://1.bp..com/-vvIiBoG7uDQ/VBcNxJ_7erI/AAAAAAAAHrs/wEmNj_uubPg/s1600/tiwa1.jpg[/img]

[img]http://1.bp..com/-W9Q7b9LxlIA/VBcOmjLcYkI/AAAAAAAAHsU/r2bnySl28Tw/s1600/tiwa5.jpg[/img]

[img]http://1.bp..com/-VEqSyTDbjbc/VBcN1EURiTI/AAAAAAAAHr0/ft_dX3RW5ME/s1600/tiwa2.jpg[/img]
SOURCE: http://..com/2014/09/photos-check-out-tiwa-savages.html

nd shez supposed to be married,disgusting slutt. Dressing like a spoilt piece of shit. shez not even sexy. Just overhyped........she has no good songs. She does this for attention

donwily: where's the photo?

i am just like you. I ask for pics for anytn. But how will u have a pic for this. imagine, a woman is about to commit suicide and you bring out your phone and start taking pics. nt possible

1stola: RUBBISH!
WHAT A STÙPID THREAD.
I JUST WASTED MY MB.
*hiss*

poverty. Ur complaining just because of 9748kbs. Well it can download fifa 14 on my Nokia torch light

cococandy: Most of us don't even know how addicted we are to mirrors until there's none available

. Abajo. Its a girl that made this. and most guys think they can go forever without looking in a mirror. but it isn't possible because you cant avoid a mirror in your daily life. Eg rear view mirror,smartphone screens,glass reflection windows and others, looking in a pond. And the mirror in a mall

macklef: Ok, my dad has travelled my younger spends more time with him at night since its mostly the time he is available.
Now he is not arround, i step in as a substitute, what incited this thread i was playing FIFA on my phone and forgot to check if his pampers was remaining.
Mind you, my brother is 3yrs old, and i always ask myself, should he be putting on pampers at this age?
Is he old enough to wake up at night and tap the person beside him he wants to wewee? As this questions run in my head,
I am looking for polybag i will tie as wrapper too myself because the Red sea will have a meeting with river benue today.

What method is best to groom a kid at his age to stop urinating at night?
Some will say, always wake him up at intervals in the middle of the night to weewee, but if u ask me, i think that is a phycological booster to weewee more.
Why do i say this? I happened to be a chronic urinator too as a kid, infact in my early teenage years i did weewee, but at that age i was smart to change my boxers and push my junior sister into
The weewee why i take an akwars position beside to door to suggest i rolled over there through out the night.
I noticed that during this times i weewee, i was conscious in the dream world, at those times i get the urge to weewee i noticed a dream comes along at which a
Fellow friend invites me or myself walk to the gutter to weewee, on weeweeing finish, my subconsciousness dies and my conscuioisness comes alife, then it dawns on me i had urinated.
This was because in the middle of the night i normally do get awaken or taken to weewee where the only voice i hear is my dad saying, ''oya weewee'' so if im not awaken, i
Tend to play that scene in my dream where i get to weewee in real life unconscuiously.

So what method works? Flogging works wonders tho, oh my God, at times my smartness failed me and i get caught, the wire was always in colour red, my ass whooped big time,
For the next few days i get triggers remembring the cain, but after a while, it is gone. But my kid brother cant be beaten mercillesly like that.
There has to be a subtle way of making him not urinate without having to subject him to any form of pain.
Can anyone help?

trust me, there is no way to stop bedwetting, it can continue until the child is like10. there is no way to stop it. Just deal with it. ND preventing them from taking liquids an hr before they sleep might be effective

babysmart: I recently read a book titled 'How to be a good Lagosian' and being an indigene of lagos myself I jst felt proud to be able to call Lagos state my state of origin.
Lagos is the mother of all states because lagos has been home to people from all parts of the country frm years back and it will continue to be. This is why when u call someone a Lagosian, the person may not necessarily be an indigene of d state but someone who has stayed in lagos long enough to adapt to the hustle nd bustle, the energy which lagos is well known for.
To some people Lagos is home, to some its an energy, a force, to some its a training ground, anoda says it is an exciting city of chaos,some jst love the bukas and food, to some its a sea of people, for all and none....
So...what is ur definition of lagos?...what do u love about lagos?....
For me....its a city of life and I jst love the water

lagos-heaven and hell

snipperswill: http://lindaikeji..com/2014/09/yay-finally-bought-my-brand-new-2014.html

olamide will still kill this girl if he sees her

SMALLPENIS: I was just ransacking my old room in my family house and I found these
indomie generation would never guess right what they are used for.

So my fellow Nlanders,do you remember?

ermmm ps1 nd dualshock 0

2sExy1: Nigerian millionaires will climb by 47 per cent in the next four years, this is according to a report by New World Wealth.
The number of Nigerians with investable assets of at least 1 million US dollars will jump 23 thousand by 2017. PHOTO: Getty Images

The report that was released earlier this week also said that the growth in high net worth individuals is linked to the country’s GDP, the local equity market and the local real estate amongst other factors.

“We look at a number of factors, we look at trends in the market, the historical growth factors, we look at GDP growth going forward, the forecast on that and we try make estimates on how we think the property market and the real estate market is going to perform,” Andrew Amoils, Analyst at New World Wealth told CNBC Africa.

The report also suggested that the number of Nigerians with investable assets of at least 1 million US dollars will jump 23 thousand by 2017. Amoils believes that the key is historical trend as a country that has grown quite strongly will continue to do assuming it starts from a relatively low base as Nigeria does.

Nigerian millionaires set to grow
The number of millionaires in Nigeria will climb 47% in the next four years. That's according to analysts at New World Wealth.

“We look at wealth according to the number of people that have made one million dollars from a sector so it doesn’t necessarily correlate to the growth of that sector. For instance, there’s a lot of countries like Vietnam which hasn’t had strong index real estate growth in the last six years, but the number of people who have made money from the real estate has been astronomical,” he explained.

Nigeria’s economy has expanded on average of 8.2 per cent annually since 1999 and has the third highest number of millionaires on the continent after South Africa and Egypt.

The report also found that about 26 per cent of Nigeria’s 82 billion dollars wealth was offshore last year, with the bulk of the private banking funds deposited in the UK, Switzerland and the Channel Islands.

“That trend is common globally, it is a relatively high percentage for an African country obviously, there’s a lot of Nigerian people that have money in the UK and Switzerland, and property in those countries,” he said.

Amoils believes that the under developed private banking in Nigeria makes most high net worth individuals go offshore for investment banking with big international banks.


http://www.cnbcafrica.com/news/western-africa/2014/03/07/nigerian-millionaires-on-the-rise/

and poverty will quadruple

eleojo23: Drugs are taken primarily to alleviate or cure illnesses. Most of the time, these drugs come with unpleasant side-effects after administration.
In my childhood years, chloroquine was my nightmare because of the terrible itching it gave me. I took procold sometime in 2009 and it caused me serious stomach disturbance.
There are some persons who react to sulphur-containing drugs.

Feel free to share the unpleasant drug side-effects you've experienced in the course of treating an illness.

antibiotics. Your sweat and piss has that irritating smell

I cant imagine a scenario or case where you will need to eat only one food for the rest of your life

When Nigeria military triumps we see a 120 word essays on how they are 'winning' but boko haram has pictures

Pics orrr

And i taught the island is paradise. Didn't know its ds bad

Beazy: Travel website Flightfox just released a comprehensive list of the 24 best First Class in-flight cabins from around the world...and boy oh boy, what a way to travel. To produce the list, the website took into account everything from seat configuration, aisle access, suite privacy, type of champagne served etc.
Emirates Airline is known to have one of the best First Class seats in the world but Ethiad recently launched a new First Class luxury suite named 'The Residence', and what luxury it is. See photos of the best First Class airline seats after the cut...

yh. send the bill to a man with 5wives

Slowpois0n: yes. generates a random story line. start from season one and play it your way. btw how did you know Lee died without you completing season one?

I completed season one on my ipad(back when I used to pay money for games). So I am playing season 2 on my laptop. Because I cn get it for free. Nd I don't get my save data