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Leriebloom:
Trust me, having a woman like that as a mother, i can never look much better

Your mum is stunning...but damn girl, where's the self-love lol? Be your own beautiful. Still ask for tips tho

Morountodun:
Bla bla bla

It is not your body, short man?

Of course you'll "blah blah blah". Nothing elses to defend with.

Tall man. Your point?

namedonfinish:
boss, I don hear... wey my food...



sexy name ko, sexy name ni...

Food ko, diet ni...

Come and take diet tips. It's free, don't dull.

Leriebloom:
That is where u v it wrong. My mum is still in a great shape.

Ask your mum to give you tips on how to look like a babe. You need to catch up asap.

namedonfinish:
bros, u get food, cos I dey H ooooo...


tommychow ko... bad belle nii..

Being in shape changed my life, no jokes. You'll never regret it. Ask or read about women who worked hard to transform their bodies...the feeling. You can do it too. It's hard at first but your body adjusts to the routine and before you know it...you're posting 100 pics on instagram showing the world you made it too.

Don't spoil my sexy name abeg.

Morountodun:
Will you like it if I used the same expression on your mum and your female relatives?

Am I supposed to support an unhealthy body because some of my relatives have them?

I pushed my own sister into being in shape and she freakin loves her body now. With her fitness level, she even works more effectively now without getting stressed. Mumz was fit as hell in her younger days but she's old now so it's only natural. She still watches her diet though. ASK ANY FREAKING DOCTOR IN THE WORLD, being fit and avoiding excess fat is key to long term health.

But you're there forming sweet, nice guy saying they should embrace excess fat which makes them insecure, unattractive and unhealthy. Do your research man, educate yourself.

namedonfinish:
u talk too much.... walahi

You're only proving you're insecure about your big belly. Orobo ki bo!

AfroKnight:
Big tummy no mean anything. I want her like that. As long as she doesn't give me stress. Such ladies have healthy appetites. I can spoil her with food.

We would even joke about the tummy. I sure won't force her to lose it.

Lmao. You nice guys be kissing ass all day but the same niggas will be scoping curvy babes with flat tummy instead of the shapeless looking women you ass-kissing.

Booyakasha:
I disagree with the Introvert part.. I'm dating an introverted guy.. Apart from the fact that introverts can be extreme loners, practical people with inability to express theirselves and they get the phobia of kissing and hugging or even holding hands in public, here are some reasons to be with an introvert guy.. they're amazing!!

Great listeners. My boyfriend helps me a lot by just listening to me. You know when you want some one to just hear you out and only advice when asked for, Introverts are ever ready for that.
Very Intelligent. Very clichéd sentence but trust me they are intelligent. My Man solves the rubiks cube in under 2 mins. That's crazy.

No nonsense. They are the ones you can have the most meaningful conversations with, not garbage talks.
They guide you very well. Some how they see you just the way you are, and yet love you because it's beyond looks for them. They don't get blinded by love, and yet For them love means everything and they give it their all.

Not Fake. They do not pretend to like you. They either just like you or don't and will tell you straight

Love Ain't A Game . They don't fall in love easily, but They fall hard. For them love isn't a game, their Hearts are at Stake. If they tell you they love you, you better not break their heart.

Calm by nature. Would women want to be with a man who gets violent, abuses, puts her down, yells at her or with A Man who treats her like a princess, will be faithful and treat her with respect all her life. I'm sure you will choose the latter i.e The Introverted man. They can never get violent it's just not in their nature to fight, and usually are respectful towards everyone in general.

Give you space. Space is must in a relationship and introverts know how to give you that.

Hot in Bed. They are good love makers (I can only speak on the behalf of my bf). Boy they are passionate!!

Stand by you. Is anything in this world worth more than some one actually standing by you through the toughest times? Introverts who are in love with you, won't back down when your in trouble, or back off because some one else says so. They fight hard to protect their loved ones.

Won't “use" you. Introverted men never woo women as a game. They are genuinely attracted to her and want to get to know her on deeper level. Yes sex is on their mind too but they will never cross their boundaries with you. Introverted women find it hard to fall for some one and when they do it's usually for life.

Honesty. Yes they are brutally honest, they will criticize you, not to hurt you but, because they really care about you . Yet they will be the first ones to come Cheer you up, Motivate you when you feel down and like a total failure.

Best friends. They are the bestest friends you can ever find. Trust me.

Loyalty. Being faithful comes to them naturally. Since they are introverted, they do not have many friends or easily make new connections. This means they do not find it hard to stay loyal and committed when in a serious relationship.

Lmao, take it easy. I'm an introvert but who says an extrovert can't be all these things? I think you're talking about your BF which is sweet, but other introverts besides your BF are just as flawed as every other kind of people.

And please, judge a guys ability to be loyal by his level of self control and respect for his woman NOT his social skills. In fact, Introverts make the best players because we can come off real and trustworthy and some of us catch trips with it.

Bottom line is, it's all about the heart of the man and his creed.

How can someone cry when reaching orgasm and beg you to stop? You're probably too big for her. Just give her the tip.

You're welcome.

And do you no what is crazy interesting about failed marriages? You would think, it's all starts with a man cheating...NAH!!! I most cases, the process begins with the wife expressing disappointment in the marriage she had TELEMUNDO or fairytale expectations for. Research has proved it not me, even female authors like Michelle Langley have come out completely unbiased to criticize women. So, this is the process:

- Women have unrealistic and overhyped expectations of marriage

Speechless3:

Toks2008 is talking about being ready for the POSSIBILITY not the certainty (obviously, it's not a guarantee he'll have another woman). Have you ever heard of the saying "prepare for the worst, hope for the best"?

If you like, go into marriage with the "happily ever after" mentality, you're in for a serious shocker. I say this because I am a man and I know men are selfish as hell when it comes to sex. The very moment most husbands get tired of boinking their wives, that's the very moment he's waiting for any and every excuse to have affairs. Hell, some men will even cheat in a happy marriage.

Men are more sexually selfish, women are more financially selfish; reason why rich men are drawn to gold diggers i.e. mutualism. It's sad but we need to face facts.

Female logic makes no sense most times: I'll show cleavage but any man who stares at it should be ashamed of himself.

Sit down and think, do you come off smart?

Dabosslady:
Very sensible and matured comment.

Cheers!

Saddist:
Gud day pple... Abeg make una pls take my thread seriously.... I just started dating dis cute guy... He is a medical student in his finals.. . But dis guy is an introvert... He is d shy type.... He calls like every night. . But he has never told me he "I love you"... Even when he was toasting me... He only said he wants me to be his girlfriend and dat he wants me. ... But he's an introvert and dats kinda making d relationship kinda boring... And even when my friends came around he hardly talks to dem... He doesn't even calls me swit names... He has kissed me just once and he was so good at it.. We just started dating about a week ago... But am kinda scared dats dis relationship will be boring.... Please I need advice on how to spice up my relationship... For those of u dating introverts, ur advice is really needed. .. .

You're too emotionally clingy. Chiiiiiill! One week of relationship and you already want "I Love You". It's very clear those words mean little to you. You really sound young and naive because you don't go into a relationship because "he's cute" but because you're compatible with him. GROW UP!

Mature men who have high level of self-control can maintain a close friendship whether they have feelings or not. Having feelings is impulsive but how you choose to act on it is what really counts. You value you friendship? Stay strong, the feelings will fade away.

Women on the other hand can hide their feelings for life so no problem on their part.

Why do people set themselves up for heartbreak? You knew she loved friendzoning guys but somehow in your fairytale mind you let yourself jonz. When you chop yawa you'll know "falling in love" is not by force. You're obviously still a learner. If you can't keep female friends don't have one...Loverboy!

You deserve whatever happens to you throughout this mess. The shaming, the insults, the slaps, the divorce, the heartbreak, the depression etc. Humbly accept it all because you're clearly guilty. Stop trying to find an easy way out of the mess you made. Confess and get your ass whooping because if you don't, your guilt will eat you inside-out...and he'll still find out and whoop your ass. So, it only gets worse the longer you wait.

QueenValerie:
I don't care.But yeah *no beef* Bye.

So tough lol. Chao!

QueenValerie:
Dude,bye.You was tauntin' us.Don't act like you don't know.

I was referring to the "most girls" OP specified. I'm sure you're an exception. We cool.

QueenValerie:
It'll catch up with ya.
An I hope it gets you REAL soon for darin' ta proudly utter foolery

Wow! Your so mean. Imma realist, don't hate.

marvelck:
Advising a girl to be good, responsible or to follow the right path, is like speaking to the wind, nowadays. Cos, most times, its whats in her mind that she would end up doing no matter the wise counsel given to her. Imagine, like advising/telling a girl to mind how she mingles with guys or to avoid visiting a guy at home due to obvious reasons. But cos most girls are usually curious to know things, or experience something new, she would always end up doing things her own way. Only to start crying or regretting her actions later...so, its usually a waste of time advising girls these days to follow the right path...cos, they simply like doing things their way...

True story. They act like this in the name of "love" or in an attempt to feel like a liberated modern woman. It's just mere naivete.

And ladies, even though men are equally guilty of certain immortal acts...we get away with it, so don't worry about us.

Cc: Lalasticlala, prettythickme, Toks2008

doyinisaac:
we have more than 200million married women in the world so are they saying 85% of them are not sexually satisfied??really??I don't believe the research...

I'm sure if the researchers come to Africa it would be even a higher figure. Here, men will just enter straight, no pre-intimacy, nothing like oral, no romance, just kerewa kerewa kerewa...the end.

Topman0001:
I believe it bcus i read the outcome of a research carried out in America recently, funny enough, larger percentage was even written. I've met ladies who fake it, untill i worked more on myself and now they say "Topman, you're a sex god"

Yeah, most men always wanna believe they can make a babe cum. Sad part, most women fake it. A lot of women don't even know what vaginal orgasm feels like. Too many dulling guys.

I was reading an article on an old PUNCH newspaper today and I read this line "According to the Kinsey Institute for Research in sex, gender and reproduction, about 85% of married men report that their wives do not have orgasm during sexual event". This research was done in Yankee, a place where people are more open and adventurous about sex. Now you can imagine how it would be in a place like Nigeria, maybe 5% of married women have husbands who can hit it right.

I'm not here to criticize a gender or give tips like I know stuvz. I'm just curious to know how y'all females think about this because I can't imagine having sex and not busting a nut regs.

Question to married women: How do you cope in a marriage where cumming is like a fair tale that will never come true?

Question to unmarried women: Can you go into a marriage knowing your man lacks the skills to give you that mind blowing sex most married women dream to have?

Hook him up with your hot friends, preferably the ones you're not so close to. It would ease the pain. He needs to remember there are babes out there.

If you can't do that, try giving him break-up sex till he's stable. He's probably going crazy cause he can't have that cooch again.

"getting logistics down against the birthday happening this evening". LMAOOOOO! Serious logistics in the room.

That's how she'll trap 1 nice maga that can't look beyond those boobs to dig deeper and really get to know her perfectly...DUMB NIGGAS!

Thank God for internet/social media, Y'all hoes think you can get away with it? THINK AGAIN!

Flat tummy with perky, full tits or big booty. Flat tummy is compulsory. It's overlooked in Nigeria, annoying.

So true.