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Mutualism. She's kind enough to satisfy the needs of more than one guy while them guys satisfy hers. Kinda like prostitution but in a more subtle way.

Everyone wins, don't worry yourself. However, if there's anything lost in the process, it'll be her dignity.

Minemrys:
darkseid is just speculati0n, m0re like a prophecy. That doesn't mean he'll be in JL part 1. JL WAR is the cart0on i m0st hate. No substance, no st0ry, no character devel0pment just pure C0mputer imagery. Adapting such feature would be a shame, and a sad m0ve by DC. The dceu doesn't need an alien invasi0n st0ry again. By my guess JL part one which has Mera (Amber Heard) would be about Atlantis if n0thing m0re. It could be about the mystical and remember its said W0nder W0man film would lead into JUSTICE LEAGUE.

Maybe we should bet on it then because the signs are too clear. It's not about which villains we want in JL part 1 (personally I preferred they fought brainiac OR a team of villains brought together by lex including joker since doomsday wasn't enough to fight a team of the three bests) BUT it's what Snyder, WB, DC etc. want and everyone is following their lead with the new pictures. If they choose to mislead us and surprise us with something more interesting, more power to them. They are teasing Darkseid so Darkseid is what everyone expects for now till the actual plot is confirmed.

I think Wonder woman is a prequel to BvS. It's confirmed that it's gonna be her origin story cos many people don't know unlike Batman and Supes (watched it on YouTube). Plus "dawn of justice" pretty much says JL will most likely be the continuation, so let's watch BvS and know what's next.

Minemrys:
i d0n't think i want GL in the JL just yet. Having him show up at the end of JL part 1 to warn about darkseid is too cliche. Its been talked about in every media board. To me they should leave GL yet to make people thirst for the character so when he finally sh0ws, he'll be a b0x office hit. Star wars any0ne

JL is gonna fight Darkseid in part 1 (already teased in Batman's dream in BvS) so reckon GL would probably show up early in the movie. It's gonna be like Justice League: War but some plot changes.

They are LOTS of other JL members that can make part 2 highly anticipated: Martian Manhunter, Green Arrow, Shazam (aka Captain Marvel), Supergirl etc.

But let's see sha. We can only imagine.

5 secs of thrusts and I'm done LIKE A BOSS! Boss niggas don't waste time, we value it.

AKA The wife. You think after a year of the same dick, you won't get bored? In fact, what you should be really worried about is being with a spouse you'll NEVER enjoy fvcking. For both genders, good sex eventually becomes good memories.

That's why ladies need to be spontaneous with their men. Say "yes" to everything your husband wants to try e.g. Role-playing, BDSM, anal sex, intimacy gadgets, fisting, party, voyeurism etc. Say "yes".

WiLdFLame:
hahahaha....una don allow my burble bust be dat oo bt me sef no gree...i go turn myself to saraki, na to involve everybody, make we chop d beatings togeda...kikikiki.
bigger u bro

Hahaha! Abeg o.

Guy, we're in the technology age. What do females expect? That a busy man can give regular face-time? She's in no position to see you any differently cause she can relate to your status quo.

I'm going to propose via text, SO FVCK WHAT?!

Man up and stop second-guessing yourself. Females don't even like it.

How village?

WiLdFLame:
hahahaha...golden effizzy! u go cum see dem rush cum say na all of dem wan woo my bae....hw many u wan give cheque? or make dem even kidnap u and ur cheque book sef...lolz

Lmao. When I'm not a Dangote. You dey on your own o, OYO LO WA!

WiLdFLame:
na fvckup be dat...shame go cum catch person like fowl wey rain beat...if i see say i no fit handle d guy, na to call u and bro stfuareyougod to cum help me out....stfuareyougod wey get muscle pass tyson fury...na to leave una dre dey fight 4 me make i run go house go rest...una be confirm bros nau!

See this guy, lol. Aje butter like me. I fight with my checkbook. "Lemme write you a check of N500,000 to never talk to wildflame's babe again. Or should I make it 1 million?".

Then when he sees an actual Lion...

Husband: Take my phone, my Laptop, take my diary sef. Twitter and Facebook password nko?

WiLdFLame:
na to dey pray make combat-like thug no go toast ur girl...i think u knw how dey behave rudely...dem fit even bust ur bubble 4 ur girl eye intimidate d girl if say he don chop ur girl love like anytin.
kan ma lowa...if dat kind tin happen enh....na dat dey dose adamant thug go no me sef gan na baddo.
bt if i no like d girl me no go give any shiit oo

After agba has beaten you finish, your babe to will look at you on the floor and laugh, then leave with agba to his house. Chai! These hoes ain't loyal. No kill yourself abeg. As you dey hot seat, just walk away.

If this is so special you have to post it...then you must be very young and underexposed. What about females that tell me they wanna fvck me? Then I should throw a party.

WiLdFLame:
mature one if i might confess bt some nigga na thug, he fit reply u u while staring say "alaye wetin wan cum happen nau" no dey reason me with dat kind eye again" u dey mad ni?
fight start be dat oo
wetin man wan cum do?

Lmaooo.

Okay, since the guy na AGBA, you gats try another approach cos agba can bust your eye if you form baddo with my tips.

You can just show you're her man by bossing her. "Babe, come and sit on my lap. I'm lonely". This time, don't look at agba in the eyes if you want to see tomorrow lol. Just focus on being in control of your babe.

It's calm. Both guys and females do it. It's like they wanna compensate you for being or looking inferior at that point in time. Some people do it to sound nice, some do it to sound condescending. It really depends on their body language.

WiLdFLame:
haaaii...for my life, 4 my presence, when i neva die...chaii....e be like say make i shook dis guy toothpick for eye....am drunk and i no wan cause a scene, so start throwing those conlest way to handle dis?
make i give my babylove freehand to tease d guy b4 i go dash his hope dis 9t.

Confront the nigga BUT with a friendly, smiling face. "Guy, you tryna steal my bae from me? You no dey fear?". As much as you try to look calm and collected make sure you confront him confidently, stand tall and look directly into his eyes. Whatever he says next, don't reply, just keep looking and smiling, keep looking, slowly stop smiling till you have a straight face, keep looking. Remember not to reply anything he says after you talked, complete silence while you stare at him long and hard. Then hold your bae and walk away with her.

The guy will never forget that long, evil, creepy stare.

TonySpike:
Nice idea, if only the DC team writing sees this your concept. DC team used a lot of the feedback opinions from MOS to improve BvS. One of such opinions is the new colour palette chosen for BvS by Synder. From the trailers, it appears BVS will be colourful while Suicide Squad would be much darker. I guess their themes are different though..

Thanks. Green lantern is the only member that won't have a cameo in BvS. The cast hasn't even been officially confirmed. So, they really want a proper introduction to make up for that joke of a movie years ago.

I actually thought Suicide Squad was the colorful one. Have you seen their latest trailer? Lots of bright, colorful CGI effects. Anyways, I hope SS's storyline is dark and gritty like the DC comics. Leave the happy, fun action movies to Marvel Studios.

You even hear females say they don't do sexually inexperienced men ("Abeg, I can't be the one teaching him", "we won't last 5 secs" etc.). They prefer men who have been around and have enough "experience". At the end of the day, both men and women don't see a problem with men being promiscuous.

Men are the opposite because of ego. He wants to feel lucky, like he's enjoying something no other man has enjoyed.

Raalsalghul:
I've always wondered how the lanterns would fit into the Justice League movie.

It would make sense if one of the lanterns, Hal Jordan, comes to earth to warn superman and co. that Darkseid is coming. Maybe the Lanterns have even fought Darkseid in the past since they both chill in space unlike the other JL members who are based on earth.

Maybe he knows she's smart enough to know if she bites, he'll give her a beating that will last her 5 lifetimes.

The average woman is not daft enough to EVEN THINK of biting. That would be suicide, innit?

6. Transparent

A relationship built on a lie will most likely crumble. Tell her the truth while she's still in love and crazy about you. It might assuage the betrayal she feels and she might end up forgiving you.

Its up to her to decide if the relationship should continue not you.

Notes taken!

Some girls are creepily persistent o. I have some female friends in the past who entered the friendzone only to cockblock all my Ps they were aware off. Stalking me more closely and waiting for openings to re-propose.

So you might need to add changing location and phone number for the crazy ones. OR...you can organize Mushin boyz to pass the message properly.

*In Igbo accent* Bring back some of de goods. Una, let us do business.

Decker:
Being romantic is a step by step process and at each step, you have to be observant and notice how she reacts. Her reaction is what would help you decide if to take it a step further or not.

And what are these steps? I'll tell you. But before I do, you should know what it is you want from a relationship. You have your principles, both as a moral individual and as a christian. If the steps I am going to show you goes against these principles, please you are free not to oblige.

Step One: Holding her hands: Holding hands is really important. It establishes a connection between you and your partner. So this is the first step in being romantic. Whenever you are together, always hold her hands and see how she responds. If she likes it, then you can move to step two.

Step 2: Cuddling When both of you are together, trying moving your arm across her shoulders and drawing her close to you. Now the first time you do this, try to notice her reaction. If she tries to move away from your hold, or you notice her being uncomfortable, then just stick to step one, and maybe wait till she gets used to you a bit, but if she shifts closer to you and places her head on your shoulder, then congrats bro, you can now move to step 3.

Remember you don't do all this steps at once. You do them in separate days.

Step 3: The Element of Surprise There are two ways to do this.
1) By buying gifts for her. You can once in a while just surprise her with an expensive gift. Trust me. Girls love this.

2)Try surprising her by touching her gently when she doesn't expect it. For instance you could just approach her from behind and wrap your hands around her waist and rest your body against her back. Notice her response. Does she smile? Does she like it? If she does, then you can proceed to step 4.

Step 4: Kissing her at the lips . For this step, you just have to be a sharp guy. What's important here is timing and precision. Know when to kiss her. You have to find the right time to kiss her. Remember, you have to first look into her eyes and make sure she is looking into yours before you kiss her, if not you will just fuq every up and you don't want that. If she returns the kiss, then move to step 5.

Step 5: Pre-intimacy Now, please no matter how your dick is erect, do not try to UnCloth her. Do not try to force your way into her. The goal here is to get her wet and make her want you. So, you just smooch her gently, move your hands around her body, and touch the right places, and kiss the right places . But make sure she is responding appropriately. If she does and you find out that she is really enjoying it, then you stop and walk away like a boss. She has given you the right signal and her body wants you.

And then prepare for Step 6. We all know what step six is.

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With a booty and pair of jugs like that...she's probably rocking your husband right now.

Btw, you're promoting her business. She'll be very grateful.

Gracito:
I wish I could too

Sweet.

Gracito:
bro, I'm a Nigerian woman, and yea, thanks for asking, I Can. For real

Easier said...

Wish you could prove it to me to restore my hope in finding a keeper. It's your life though. From what me see regs, me need to chill till I hammer.

When I got to the "I went to see my love" part I was laughing already. Your "love" how? I keep warning guys, you CAN'T own a young babe. They wanna play with them cute boys, bad boys, hot guys etc. When they grow older, that's when they move to rich guys.

Don't kill her abeg. Move on and save your money for a more mature wife material...and focus on your career.

Modern Nigerian women fail this test on a daily. Go on and ask them babes if they can stick with a broke ass nigga. They'll look at you like you're a fool.

That's what they were created to do, innit? Marry a man and be his companion. So when he proposes, it's more like "MAIN OBJECTIVE COMPLETED!". Everything else is trivial (i.e. minor objective) in comparison to being his wife and the mother of his kids...generally speaking by the way.