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Politics › Re: Drama As Tambuwal Joins Federal Republic Of Nigeria Party by tomzman: 2:21pm On Feb 27, 2015

Nice one Tambuwal. I like the maturity he always displays.

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Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Photo: Checkout This 'Special' Way Of Drinking Beer by tomzman: 1:34pm On Feb 27, 2015

dat5starguy:
Just watch this space. I know this will hit lalasticlala.

All of una don name front page after lala grin

Politics › Re: We Aren’t Bus Conductors That Ask For Change – Patience Jonathan. by tomzman: 9:21am On Feb 27, 2015

koikoi2:
The Israelites were asking for change in their meal. Instead of biscuit (woofers) they were asking for meat. God became angry with them and fed them the meat dey asked for. Not too long they started bleeding meat and cried to God for forgiveness.

God is developing our Nation through Jonathan and some useless mofos are clamouring for change.
Remember that what happened thousand years ago in the wilderness can still repeat itself if we are not careful.

GEJ til 2019

You lack understanding just like your first lady.

NYSC › Re: NYSC Member Commits Suicide Over Girlfriend by tomzman: 8:54am On Feb 27, 2015

This is the height of foolishness. The girl would still end up marrying that guy while he would be cooling off in the hottest part of hell for eternity.

Politics › Re: What Buhari Failed To Tell UK Audience - Femi Fani Kayode by tomzman: 10:41pm On Feb 26, 2015

FFK keeps exposing his folly day after day.

Celebrities › Re: Emma Nyra Wins Worst Dressed Female Celebrity Award by tomzman: 6:50pm On Feb 26, 2015

She deserves it

Jokes Etc › Re: GEJ And GMB Photoshopped As Women (Photo) by tomzman: 12:10pm On Feb 26, 2015

NL! U no go kee me wit laff grin

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Crime › Re: Difference Between Nigerian Policemen And Canadian Policemen In Pictures by tomzman: 12:04pm On Feb 26, 2015

Lmao

Politics › Re: Protest Against Buhari At Chatham House in London [Photos] by tomzman: 11:50am On Feb 26, 2015

It's too obvious these guys are paid protesters. Let's even assume they aren't, what do they know about Nigeria? They enjoy 24 hrs power supply, everything is working over there while the opposite obtains here with the current administration offering no ray of hope. Thank God they have no voting right so their 'protest' is meaningless.

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Celebrities › Re: Banky W Mocks Arsenal Goal Keeper On Instagram by tomzman: 11:36am On Feb 26, 2015

Jasi keeper

Crime › Re: See The Way A Naval Officer Punished A Bus Conductor For Fighting. by tomzman: 11:25am On Feb 26, 2015

Politics › Re: Buhari Arrives Chatham House, London [Photos] by tomzman: 11:10am On Feb 26, 2015

I thought they said this man is on the hospital bed. Fayose must be ashamed of himself right now.

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Crime › Re: Man Breaks Spinal Cord Fighting Over A Woman by tomzman: 8:52am On Feb 26, 2015

Fighting over a woman is the most foolish thing a man can ever do.

Celebrities › Re: Banky W Releases Hilarious Photos by tomzman: 8:26pm On Feb 25, 2015

Fashion › Re: Who Wore It Better; The Lady Or The Basket? by tomzman: 12:51pm On Feb 25, 2015

Na the basket jare

Phones › Re: OAU Student Purchases Iphone6 That Uses Nokia Battery by tomzman: 8:24am On Feb 25, 2015

Sorry to say but the girl is a mumu. First of all what would a student need a phone of 100k for. Not in this age where smart students are saving up money for investments that would better their future. As a student, show off would not pay you in the long run. I wish I had that kind of money when I was a student.

Secondly, couldn't she have checked the package immediately it was delivered? Some girls amaze me. These are the kind of girls guys use and dump. A girl that prefers show off to a better future is shallow and not fit for a serious relationship. This would be a lesson to her and her generation. There's more to life than an iPhone 6.

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Romance › Re: Imo Village Head Dies After Marathon Sex With 2 Teenage Girls Aged 14 And 16 by tomzman: 10:36am On Feb 24, 2015

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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Said Am Not A Wife Material, Plus Our Chat Pics by tomzman: 9:10am On Feb 24, 2015

Op, you are lucky he even pointed these out to you. I would have broken up with you if I were the one. I just can't stand dirty and lazy ladies. I don't support the washing of clothes aspect but for Christ's sake how would you sleep in your boyfriend's house and refuse to clean up. You couldn't even lay the bed, haba!

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Jokes Etc › Re: This Is What Happens When Your Fiancee Asks For A Colourful Wedding (photo) by tomzman: 8:03am On Feb 24, 2015

Really colourful grin

Crime › Re: Assassination Of Abuja Bizman: Suspect Implicates Deceased’s Best Friend by tomzman: 7:38am On Feb 24, 2015

So sad. See what greed can lead one to do

Family › Re: Checkout How Couples Who Met At The Club Dance At Their Wedding - Photo by tomzman: 10:48pm On Feb 23, 2015

Funny.

Politics › Re: We’ll Catch Shekau Before Elections — Jonathan by tomzman: 10:44pm On Feb 23, 2015

We are watching

Crime › Re: Confusion As Wife Kills Husband On Valentine’s Day by tomzman: 6:33pm On Feb 23, 2015

O ga o. That woman should be hanged.

Family › Re: See What This Wife Did To Her Husband(pic) by tomzman: 5:43pm On Feb 23, 2015

mutter:
This is a good one! I have to try it out LOL!!!
Infact any day I am lazy to cook I could draw the whole meal.

What your husband would do to you eh grin

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Things Never To Say In A Job Interview by tomzman: 12:13pm On Feb 23, 2015

Good post

Politics › Re: Yunusa Halid, PDP Youth Leader Tears Membership Card In Public (Photos) by tomzman: 10:23am On Feb 23, 2015

I knew I wasn't wrong when I said we are in the season of card tearing.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Abia:56 Sacked Non-indigenes Drop Dead. by tomzman: 8:51am On Feb 23, 2015

Igbos are the greatest hypocrites of all time. When Fashola reunited some of them with their families even hitherto non existent Igbo 'groups' sprung up to condemn him. Now they are sacked in a fellow Igbo state nobody is saying anything. And just a few days ago one f.ool was shouting Biafra. I wonder how Biafra would be like when you can't even live in peace with one another. Bunch of palm wine drinkers and cry cry babies!

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Will You Still Pursue The Job Application? by tomzman: 4:05pm On Feb 22, 2015

sanod:
Response: he died because he could not balance life-work reaction. And ma'am? Thats of one my strengths..

Hmmn. Good response.

Education › Re: Do You Still Remember? Who Can Solve This Jss1 Maths Question? Ja by tomzman: 3:11pm On Feb 22, 2015

25% gain

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Phones › Re: Phone Fraud At Computer Village, Ikeja by tomzman: 2:03pm On Feb 22, 2015

One message I always preach to people is never to buy a phone on the street in computer village. Always go to a shop. Anyways this would be a lesson to your babe.

Romance › Re: My Fiancee Slept With Another Man...is It Right To Go On With Her? by tomzman: 1:46pm On Feb 22, 2015

pretydiva:
Dat ur gf is a big w.hore. U better dump her silly ass or else sorry wil b ur name. Even after warning her nt 2 c d alfa she stil went n dat wasn't enough, she slept wif him. Haba guy u use ur brain 4 once nau

Coming from a girl, 3 gbosa for u jare. Some guys amaze me.

Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Wash Your Girlfriend's Clothes? by tomzman: 12:55pm On Feb 22, 2015

seunoni34:
Washing machine cost less than 25k now. I can't even allow my gf wash my clothes when she's not my wife. It's very awkward. And I won't do that to her except she's handicapped or sick.

As if you took this from my mind.

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