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Adeshina is the only minister in GEJ's cabinet that I can say has tried.

On we go! Up gunners

Lol. So true

Orisirisi

PapiWata:
My hat is off to you on this fine morning sir.

The above quote ranks among the top THREE most creative and hard-hitting personal insults I have had the privilege of encountering on hallowed pages of the Nairaland forum, after a whole decade of painstaking research on the subject.

Another notable contender for Greatest Insult of All Time is that deadpan characterization of a debate adversary as the "Product of a Leaking Condom". A panel of judges will now convene to establish a new formal White Paper tabulated ranking that will take into account the latest thought-provoking contribution to this esoteric and exacting realm of human endeavor, brought to the table by Onyisi Promhize, that soft-spoken internet philosopher.

Oga wetin happen na

Happy married life to them. Her make up artiste should be flogged though.

I smh for this country. Would these m.orons be riding okada if we had stable electricity. Instead of them to vote out someone who has failed to deliver on his promise of stable electricity which by extension means a better future for them, they are busy drumming support for him. I guess after their death, their children would take over and the cycle of poverty continues. It's a pity how PDP has managed to present poverty as a way of life to people.

Op, you don't have to lie to prove a point. Which airports have been remodeled? Go to MMIA, it's a national disgrace. And as to power generation, it seems you live in a cave. Just yesterday, power generation dropped to about 2890 megawatts. Pls let's stop fooling ourselves it won't help us.

We know GEJ achieved a few things but this is 2015, the era of mediocrity has passed. Nigeria is a rich nation with great potential. The earlier we quit celebrating mediocrity and aspire to be greater, the better for us.

tomzman13@gmail.com

27kg.

I just learnt a shorter method.

Bunch of jokers!

One of the most informative threads I've read on nl.

I think I'll go for the 2nd one but I must confess, they are all nice.

Walkopet:
Hi, I am Jon Champion, and alongside with me is Jim Becklin, here comes a big match btw 2 giant political parties. PDP & APC.
Date:-28-3-14
Referee:- Prof jega
Here we know the winner through d both team supporters:-
For APC,....click LIKE,....for PDP,....click SHARE.

You don play PES tire

Mehn, ladies de try o.

allycat:
I As expecting to see a photograph of the minister handing out rice, this is an anticlimax. I can as well show a photograph of a car and caption it Diezani gives out carsand all of you will rush here and cuss her out.

Take a look at the picture again this time more carefully and with your senses.

This is very shameful. Well I urge people to collect that rice and still vote these f.ools out come March 28.

What has nairaland turned into these days. Didn't you guys read what's in the paper. I'm disappointed in Seun and the mod that put this on the frontpage. The least the mod could have done was to edit the title accordingly before moving it to fp. Seun watch out, nairaland is taking a disastrous direction!

Smh

I'm tempted to say Nigeria is finished...

madridguy:
It is part of domestic chores. Abi na only book dem go there for ? Let them experience what their counterpart in both Federal and State school pass through. All na school life and also a great story to tell after graduation.

People like you are the reason for Nigeria's backwardness.

I almost believed this until I saw the source. But it's better we don't joke about sensitive issues like boko haram.

Jonathan should leave Jega. At least let him finish what he has started. The guy has worked too hard as regards this election for him not to chair it.

Sometimes I wonder who is more of a chess master between GEJ and Tinubu. Anyways we are watching.

So this thread eventually made front page. I don't know why I'm finding it hard to believe the op.

Is this not the person cry cry babies say is holding their PVCs? Smh.

cytellProperty:
Thief-nubu and Amaechi don use your head collect paro. Fela don talk say " Na craze man be that, no be Buhari dey there"

I wont go any further with you. My advice for you still remains the same.

cytellProperty:
Don't worry sebi before nah febuhari, now nah March4buhari, e go soon become buhariheads4Court. I dey laugh.

U go cry when election results are released. For your info, all the people you PDP are using to cook up lies against GMB are already turning their backs on you of which Soyinka is the latest of them. The handwriting is clear on the wall. You better start getting your tissue paper ready.

Announcement!!!
On the 28th of next month, there would be a #GeneralMarch4Buhari.
Venue: All polling booths nationwide
Ticket: Your Permanent Voters Card (PVC)


You can't afford to miss it!

I knew this was eventually gonna happen. Too bad.

Wonders they say shall never end

The only thing I admire about GEJ is his humility and calmness.

But it's time for change. It's time to move Nigeria forward.