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Crime / Re: Stray Bullet Pierces Through Man’s Car While Driving Along Ikorodu, Lagos by tonguengineer(m): 7:16am On Aug 06, 2019
IneedSugarMumy1:


Options here is

Uber or Dubai

Which one you prefer bro
To be very sincere with you the two options are not even juicy.


Uber/bolt is not a business. In fact just forget about it unless u want to be counting your losses and neither can I advice anyone to go and live in Dubai.

Why not Canada or Europe bro??
Politics / Re: Buhari Group Knocks Soyinka, Falana, Others Over Comments On Sowore’s Arrest by tonguengineer(m): 7:10am On Aug 06, 2019
Antoeni:
A MUST READ.

THE REVOLUTION THEY REFUSED TO DO WHEN IT WAS NEEDED MOST.

✔ When militants were busy bombing and destroying oil installations and then polluting the entire Niger Delta environment between the year 1997 to 2016, where was your revolution?

✔ When the same militants began kidnapping foreign investors in the year 2000 and later resorted to kidnapping Nigerian citizens for ransom after the foreigners ran away, where was your revolution?

✔ When opposition politicians were being specifically targeted for assassination between the year 2002 to 2014, where was your revolution?

✔ When they were busy buying private jets and building expensive private universities and gigantic personal libraries with funds stolen from us, where was your revolution?

✔ When they sold NEPA/PHCN to themselves in 2013 and continued to rip us off our monies without giving us electricity, you didn't think of revolution!

✔ When just one box was found containing 14 billion naira worth of jewellery for a thieving female minister recently, you didn't think of revolution when the theft and squandermania was going on between 2010 to 2015!

✔ When they killed NITEL and our numerous textile factories since 2001, your revolution was missing!

✔ When they killed Nigeria Airways without even paying off the workers, your revolution mind was where?

✔ When airplanes were falling down almost every month in Nigeria, killing hundreds of people at each fall, and the only explanation Femi Fani-Kayode who was the minister of aviation at that time gave was that it was caused by cultists in government, where was your revolution to remove the cultists out of power?

✔ When they sank billions of dollars of public funds in NEPA/PHCN and gave you darkness even before they sold it off to themselves, where was your revolution?

✔ When they stole your monies and built palatable edifices for their families, concubines, whores or girlfriends, where was your revolution?

✔ When they were selling crude oil at $140 per barrel and yet couldn't pay workers for upwards of 14 months, where was your revolution?

✔ When our health institutions went comatose, and doctors, nurses and other medical workers were always on strike, where was your revolution?

✔ When ASUU strikes lasted up to 9 months nonstop to over 14 months sometimes, there was no revolution from you! Why?

✔ When Nigeria Airways staff were dying due to nonpayment of their benefits for over 20 years, where was your revolution?

✔ When the 2nd Niger Bridge was commissioned on mere paper twice but which tens of billions of naira was looted and squandered in its name, where was your revolution?

✔ When our railways were left dead and rusty, and our roads across the country were abandoned such that they became huge craters and hundreds of billions of naira were being looted annually in the name of building new ones, where was your revolution?

✔ When 20 people alone are owing me and you about 5 trillion naira public money in AMCON, where was your revolution?

✔ When a former First Lady's total amount forfeited to government can be divided amongst 774 local governments for 220 million naira each, where was your revolution?

✔ When 23 people, under the instruction of President Jonathan, looted and shared $2.1 billion funds meant for fighting Boko Haram, resulting in tens of thousands of deaths, where was your revolution?

✔ When over 20 people died during the Nigeria Immigration Service jobs scam in 2014, where was your revolution?

✔ When stealing was not corruption, and was effectively legalised to the point that it was a crime to be honest in any office in Nigeria between 1999 and 2015, where was your revolution?

✔ When poverty reached an all-time high of 112 million people in 2012 and 130 million in 2013 according to World Bank data, where was your revolution? It is when the figure has reduced to 88 million people in 2018, according to the same World Bank, that you are talking of revolution?

✔ Between 2010 and early 2015, we were being bombed and killed in hundreds and even thousands almost daily in Abuja, Kaduna, Kano, Zaria, Jos, Bauchi, Azare, Misau, Gombe, Maiduguri, Damaturu, Potiskum, Yola, Mubi, Gwoza, Bama, Buni-Yadi, Kala Balge, and many other towns and communities in northern Nigeria! Where was your revolution at that time?

Someone is diligently cleaning all of that mess now, and you are now shouting REVOLUTION on behalf of the very thieves and plunderers who created and sustained all of that mess for 16 solid years? Who the hell do you think you are to think we will let you railroad us back to the rape and plunder of our beloved country in the name of a wacky revolution?

I just wanna make some common sense!


God bless Nigeria.
And u have ended up a nuisance
Crime / Re: Stray Bullet Pierces Through Man’s Car While Driving Along Ikorodu, Lagos by tonguengineer(m): 6:00pm On Aug 05, 2019
IneedSugarMumy1:
Wow thank God


Na news like this de make me get double mind about buying car for uber oh

I'm about to get a car for uber this weekend or should I kuku de go Dubai

This country self
Uber business don cast bro


I manage Uber and I get several fleets for investors outside the shore of Nigeria. Just go into another business. My brotherly advice bro

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Seyi Awolowo Massages Esther, Carries Her (Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 11:10am On Jul 12, 2019
Onyi22:
Wow so romantic, I wish I was the one that he carried
Is he your crush?
Family / Re: Girlfriend Sits While Boyfriend's Mum Sweeps - Nigerians React by tonguengineer(m): 2:13pm On May 29, 2019
Preshy561:
Haa!! You are a very funny man.
She even lifted her legs and you are complaining? I will wait for her to lift my legs for me and then, when she's done sweeping the portion, she should bring it down too.

I'm meant to be pampered and petted as I'm gonna be the one to choose if I'm marrying their son or not, and also gonna be the one that's gonna choose if the family is hardworking and compatible enough for my liking.
That is why u will remain single till u become evening news paper
Crime / Re: EFCC Nabs SSG's Brother With N60m Cash In Car Boot - Photos by tonguengineer(m): 3:16am On May 29, 2019
justi4jesu:
Wow Politicians! I'm dumbfounded undecided


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Tested and Trusted


With which no
Celebrities / Re: Davido And Ludacris Working In The Studio (Photo) by tonguengineer(m): 10:15am On Mar 27, 2019
SamgoldBaba:
"Mo wa carried away pelu efficy ludacris"
Hmmm
That's dagrin line

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Religion / Re: 'Stop And Think' - Oyedepo Preaches As Landmark University Clocks Eight by tonguengineer(m): 11:45am On Mar 24, 2019
Auladimeji2:
I don't understand
is it that winner chapel owns two higher institutions.
Yes
And the third is on its way (crown University)
Religion / Re: Winners Chapel Acquires 3,600 New Properties - Recruits 1,500 Pastors Worldwide by tonguengineer(m): 6:39am On Feb 26, 2019
Jaynom:
wow have you ever witnessed your church/Papa donate Tithe to the Poor? The widows? The Orphans as instructed by GOD? or is your Pastor abi Bishop busy accumulating wealth & properties for himself and his greedy gods of men?
◄ Deuteronomy 14:28 ►
28“At the end of every third year you shall bring out all the tithe of your produce in that year, and shall deposit it in your town. 29“The Levite, because he has no portion or inheritance among you, and the alien, the orphan and the widow who are in your town, shall come and eat and be satisfied, in order that the LORD your God may bless you in all the work of your hand which you do.
Your stupidity smells to the high heavens
He should tell u and publish it on all dailies whenever he made his donations like your mentor (freeze)
I can tell u some of his donations in December alone with locally and internationally.
Lemme tell u this. Stop dividing the Word of truth wrongly
2tim2:15 Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.
Stop dividing the Word of truth to suit you
Are u telling me that anytime he gives alms he must announce?
What about mattew6:3.
But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth:
Religion / Re: Winners Chapel Acquires 3,600 New Properties - Recruits 1,500 Pastors Worldwide by tonguengineer(m): 6:28am On Feb 26, 2019
generationz:
Total number of employed pastors expected to swell to 22,000 which is three times bigger than the entire global workforce of first bank Nigeria



some people won't see this one o before criticizing

I have never heard that winners church owed any of their over 25000 staff even for a month.

There has never been power outage in canaanland since when it was built in 1999. This is a ministry in a third world country with power issues


I have said it before and will say it again , tell your president to take Biro and paper and sit at oyedepos feet. He can learn how to run a system from papa.
U have just spoken my mind
U must be a core lfc member
That man is damn too wise
Politics / Re: INEC Official Results For 2019 Presidential And National Assembly Elections by tonguengineer(m): 12:10pm On Feb 24, 2019
[quote author=emaboi post=76065967]Following...

The results rolling in from the north is massive.. [/quo okte]
And is that how to comment?
Space Booker association u are weldone sir
Politics / Re: PDP Youth Leaders Updating Atiku On How They Paid 200K To Groups For Campaigns by tonguengineer(m): 4:55pm On Feb 17, 2019
Oshigun:
This is what we are saying about Atiku. He is one of the most shamelessly corrupt individual in Nigeria who will never stop aiding, abbeting and promoting corruption at every level of society. A vote for him is a vote for the imprisonment of Nigeria by the monster called corruption.
But buhari is a saint right
Politics / Re: Nigerians Slam Osinbajo Over Claim Of Lifting "2million Petty Traders With N20B" by tonguengineer(m): 4:04pm On Feb 05, 2019
Earthbound:
Let's be rational, there are tens of millions of Nigerians whom that 10k would go a long, long way for. I'm not taking sides with the present administration but I believe this is a move in the right direction regardless of the motives behind it.
The question is why now?

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Romance / Re: This Is Why No woman Should Trust Her Man With Any lady. by tonguengineer(m): 4:40am On Jan 07, 2019
[quote author=Toks2008 post=74489062]"When it comes to woman,i trust my man" is one of the most laughable statement that can ever come from a woman.

We read everyday of how men sleep with their maids, friends of their wives/partners...some even take it to another level by sleeping with their cousins,nieces and even their own daughters,step daughters...

The men of GOD are not left out as we read always of how pastors sleep with their members and wives of their members...we see viral intimacy videos of pastors and their girlfriends and we have seen several occasions where pastors are divorced by their WIVES as a result of adultery...and i can continue endlessly to write about the never ending tales of men crossing the line all because of their uncontrollable passion for women.

The wisest man that ever lived in this world King Solomon got so confused about this so much that he said in Proverbs 30:18-19 ►
"There are three things that are too amazing for me, the fourth I do not understand:1.the way of an eagle in the sky, 2.the way of a snake on a rock, 3.the way of a ship on the high seas, and 4.the way of a man with a young woman.


Even the fallen angels or sons of GOD as written in Genesis 6:1–4 who were not mortals could not be trusted with the daughters of men so much that they took them as wives and gave birth to giants.

So I have come to a viable conclusion that the reason no woman should trust her man with any lady is a mystery beyond human reasoning...it is an issue nobody can ever understand.


This write up is not about justifying or promoting sexual recklessness in men but as I always do...I KEEP IT REAL
...fornication and adultèry are hell bound acts.Indiscriminate sex with different women is a self destructive act every man must avoid.

But no matter how your man claims to love you, no matter the promise he makes to remain sexually faithful to you alone, no matter the level of spirituality of that man of GOD or general overseer, you can believe him and hope he stays true to his promise but NEVER AND I REPEAT...
NEVER EVER TRUST ANY MAN WITH ANY LADY...even the type of lady you can never in your wildest imagination think he could fall for.

It takes a special grace for a man to be very disciplined when it comes to his passion towards a woman. I urge every woman to always take precautions and also pray for her man. And to all the disciplined men out there i pray that GOD gives you more strength to remain strong and may GOD also help all men who are striving hard to be disciplined.

I hope this makes sense.
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Yes sir
Celebrities / Re: Lady Removes Her Top To Hug 2face On Stage, The Look On Annie Idibia's Face by tonguengineer(m): 6:26am On Jan 04, 2019
dallex10:
In a school, they are 180 students in 100 level. 110 students offer courses in Aerospace engineering, 88 offers courses in cyber security and 65 offer courses in ICT. If 40 students offer courses in both aerospace engineering and cyber security, 38 offer courses in cyber security only. Find the number of students who offer:



A. All the three courses



B. ICT only



C. None of the 3 courses



D. At least one course



E. Either one or two of the three courses



Represent it with a Venn diagram



My able mathematicians, help a brother.

5k at stake before 4PM
Have u get the solution or i should do it for you in no time now??
Politics / Re: 700 Soldiers Missing, 2,000 Trapped As Boko Haram Takes Over Baga - SR by tonguengineer(m): 3:30am On Dec 29, 2018
iamJ:
we have to keep up the fight, they are paid to do this, they signed up for it, if you dont want to be in such situations, dont fill the form, simple


those miscreants from the yeast will soon come and blame buhari for this
Am i the one to blame before??

Celebrities / Re: 'May God Punish You' - Daddy Freeze Tells Woman Who Cautioned Him Over Shiloh by tonguengineer(m): 1:39pm On Dec 08, 2018
Tamarapetty:
You can be bitter, it won't change a thing.
In papa's voice
Politics / Re: Death Of 100 Soldiers :president Buhari, It's Time To Go! by tonguengineer(m): 2:50am On Nov 25, 2018
MufasaRebirth:
grin

Sarrki is a confused man
U mean just like jibrin himself
Car Talk / Re: 5 Ways To Identify Bullet Proof Cars On Nigerian Roads. by tonguengineer(m): 3:08am On Nov 24, 2018
[quote author=autojosh post=73238336]If a census of bulletproof cars were to be conducted, it would likely reveal that Nigeria has one of the highest around.
With over 110,000 bullet proof cars in use worldwide, our politicians and business executives have put Nigeria on the map of top markets for car armouring companies. These companies also got tonnes of demand from Nigerian before the 2015 election.

These cars are popular in Nigeria but many of us don’t recognise them. Some people don’t recognise them because the makers usually leave the external appearance unchanged. This is however a security measure which makes the cars look as inconspicuous as possible. I always wonder when people ask me “how did you know that’s a bullet proof car”? And I am like, can’t you see it written all over the ride?



See some clues below…

Windscreen and windows

In bulletproofing, the vehicle glass is referred to as “transparent armor.” It is a sandwich of polycarbonate (plastic) and leaded glass. This thick layered glass is the most obvious part that reveals the identity of bullet proof cars. Similarly, see pictures in this post.. and the windscreen and window edges will give you a clearer understanding of what the glass looks like. Can you now see the thick dark edges?

Run flat tyres

These tyres provide the ability to keep driving even if the tyres have been shot. Run flat tyres which is also used by conventional cars can help you travel an additional 100 kilometres before replacement. These tyres can be identified by their thick sidewalls and additional side bolstering which are wrapped around the tyres. The bolstering prevents the wheels from touching the ground when the tyres go flat.

Up-close, you’ll also see the RSC inscription on the car tyres. The RSC means Run-flat System Component. Furthermore, you could see other codes like SSR (Self Supporting Run Flat), EMT (ExtendedMobility Tyre), ZP (Zero Pressure), DSST (Dunlop Self Supporting Tyre) etc.. depending on the tyres that comes with the car. Note that some conventional cars also come with run flat tyres.

Suspension:

If you are a fan of Alex Mahone in Prison Break, I am sure you’ll remember how he was able to identify the bullet proof Limo amongst other Limos. A car that is carrying additional weight of 550 kg to 1,000 kg can be singled out if you have those eyes like Inspired Autos and Gidicars. This is due to the fact that some of the bullet proof cars may ride slightly lower and heavier than conventional cars despite their enhanced suspensions.

Non operational windows:
To offer maximum protection, bullet proof car manufacturers recommend the non operational windows. So if you see the driver of that luxury ride who has to open the door of the car to get that document or to pay his fee at lekki toll gate, that ride is probably armoured. However, some still come with the rolling windows despite the fact that it compromises protection.

Gunports

This is an opening through which a gun can be fired. This feature is found in a few privately owned amoured cars. Nevertheless, it is common in bullion vans and those Rapid Response trucks.

Finally, all these features and many more like the explosion-resistant fuel tank, comes at an average additional cost of $100,000 (N47 Million). This N47 Million excludes the purchase cost of the vehicle.

Who can guess the name of the most popular bullet proof car in the world?
Toyota landcruiser
Politics / Re: N50bn 'Disappeared', N4trn Unremitted By NNPC... Damning 2016 Audit Of FG's Book by tonguengineer(m): 8:48am On Aug 28, 2018
truthfulparrot:
Who is the president of Nigeria in 2016?



Jonathan
Lol
Family / Re: Little Boy Storms Out Of Family Gathering After Being Denied Swimming by tonguengineer(m): 6:14pm On Aug 23, 2018
SEONaijaExpert:
Try that with a Nigerian parent, you will never walk alone


Walk alone bawo??
Wen e no be Liverpool
Religion / Re: How Winners Chapel Became A Mega - Wealthy Church By Leke Beecroft by tonguengineer(m): 5:35pm On Jul 27, 2018
Waakanda:
This church made me a dangerous tither, self-same day effortless tither for that matter. I've actually been off and on with it until I received my own personal revelation concerning it (tithe)... and ever since then, I've been practically enjoying open heavens. To God alone be all glory cheesy
Hallelujah
I love your testimony. Light came and shut heaven open when u started tithing

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