Politics / Re: Ajimobi Commissions 5.5km Oluyole Road by tonguengineer(m): 4:47pm On Sep 03, 2017 |
GMBuhari:
I blame your parents Infact gumption is very far from u as the east is far to the west |
Politics / Re: Ajimobi Commissions 5.5km Oluyole Road by tonguengineer(m): 9:25pm On Sep 01, 2017 |
GMBuhari:
Bad Belle
Iwo road, iyana church, olomi gate are the few places I can remember out of places ajimobi fixed ( widening / clearing the road
When he was doing it, you fools claimed you won't eat road, you don't want road , when he started repairing / demolishing old schools to make way for new ones you claimed you loved the previous structures, you claimed he's destroying your lively hood especially when roads were being widened
Same story happened for aregbe in Osun they came they screamed, they lied, they protested, still it was for the betterment of the state , people like you who can't think like an educated graduate should be banned from social media U see I have been snitching u And I know u ll be gullible to mention osun in that ur daft illustration Aregbe is trying right ![](/faces/huh.png) If that question is yes then u re a slowpoke Please don't even ever go there again I repeat stay your lane and don't ever mention anything relating to the daftest governor in Nigeria again(aregbesola). |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Slept With Our Last Born by tonguengineer(m): 7:03am On Sep 01, 2017 |
Briee: The girl is even shouting at him when I call them few minutes ago. He is helplessly in love Are u serious Adonblivit
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Education / Re: ASUU: My Child Also Affected By Strike - Labour Minister, Chris Ngige by tonguengineer(m): 7:55pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
fk001: This administration is very transparent and free from corruption.
Let us join hands to make Nigeria great, Opposition is a good thing but we are not doing it in a right way
God bless federal republic of Nigeria
Guy are u living in Nigeria @ all And if yes are u a foe to the dailies Free from corruption bawo Intact I doubt if you are not living under the rocks |
Sports / Re: Floyd Mayweather’s Bodyguards Are So Big They Take Separate Private Jet (Photo) by tonguengineer(m): 3:20pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
Why didn't the idiot that was dissing hushpuppi come and diss maywaether too that warren buffet and bill gate has no body guide so why is mayweather using one........
That girl is a gullible simpleton I swear |
Politics / Re: Britain To Cut Its Foreign Aid Money To Nigeria By 50% by tonguengineer(m): 8:45am On Aug 31, 2017 |
Vutseck: .isn't it an irony that a country endowed with crude oil who should be a donor nation to other African countries can barely sustain herself
Nigeria is a cursed nation indeed .
I concur sir |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Lady Dances To The Pleas Of Some Women Soliciting Help From Her by tonguengineer(m): 8:25am On Aug 31, 2017 |
MhizzAJ: Na wa But the women begging have hands and legs nah..people should learn to stop begging and start working Dude u re very funny Begging is northerners hobby......no mata how undeformed they re they will still beg Begging is running in there veins in fact is as easy as breathing to them |
Career / Re: Banke, Lady Uses Recycled Tyres To Build Furniture (Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 10:04am On Aug 29, 2017 |
rottenPussy: Not so much of a bigdeal. You made it seem like she actually decompose the tire and re mould them. Any technical enthusiast can do this. What is this one saying |
Politics / Re: Imo Killings: Okorocha Is A Filthy Sodomite, One-legged Ritualist – Fani-kayode by tonguengineer(m): 6:16am On Aug 28, 2017 |
HungerBAD:
The guy always fighting for relevance.
I tend to ignore any post with his name there. So wetin u cum do for here? |
Religion / Re: 400 Jehovah's Witnesses In Angola Pass Out Due To Toxic Gas At A Convention by tonguengineer(m): 4:07am On Aug 28, 2017 |
easzypeaszy: Could it be Cyanide..whc gas just kill instantly Probabably CO sir 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Jonathan Reminds Nigerians Of "Freedom Enjoyed" Under His Watch Via Facebook by tonguengineer(m): 2:56pm On Aug 25, 2017 |
Bari22: Boko haram nko?
As far as I'm concern Jonathan remain the worst president Nigeria will ever produce. Who know no sey ur brain is working anticlocwisely before |
Education / Re: Tuition Fees For New (100L) Covenant University Students 2017/2018 by tonguengineer(m): 2:27pm On Aug 25, 2017 |
Rorachy: No medicine and surgery, no dentistry, no medlab.
What are they offering then? Bro please just give it to that school Because this is the only private institution that has been on the top 10 of nuc ranking for like a decade now Even the most expensive university's in Nigeria right now(Babcock) is in no 33 in nuc ranking CU #873000 and 5th on nuc Rankin and Babcock 3M and 33 on nuc ranking so tell me how wise are u 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Ajimobi To Shut Down 22 Private Radio Stations In Ibadan by tonguengineer(m): 12:44pm On Aug 25, 2017 |
louqas:
You must be a kid and new to nigeria politics.......im even sure you didn't witness the obasanjo regime .pdp hated criticism more than Apc and always tried to destroy any opposition both within and outside the party Na u mumu pass How will u be saying PDP hate opposition more than APC Is ur brain paining u 3 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: N2m Budgeted For Fumigation In State House Before Rats Damaged Buhari's Office by tonguengineer(m): 5:49am On Aug 24, 2017 |
Wetin all of una dey talk set Somebody that budgeted 3billion for aso villa clinic last year and 600million this year and yet not even a single plaster is there ............so what else did u want to say about this.............believe foreign president and his aide @ ur own peril |
Politics / Re: N2m Budgeted For Fumigation In State House Before Rats Damaged Buhari's Office by tonguengineer(m): 5:44am On Aug 24, 2017 |
nairanaira12: If they fumigated, how come rodents still caused damages? I'm not seeing any difference between Jonathan govt and Buhari government; both are corrupt What are u talking about Foreign president is a bigger scammer In fact President Buhari has made us to know that gej is a learner in scamming 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Buhari Receives Investigated Report Of Suspended SGF & DG Of NIA From Osinbajo by tonguengineer(m): 5:31am On Aug 24, 2017 |
agbangam: Difference between PMB n GEJ, for those CAUGHT in d ACT; Abba Moro of Immigration corrupt act lead to d death of over 20 nigerians. National assembly investigated d matter and found Abba Moro guilty did GEJ prosecute him? Naah he did not rather Abba Moro serve till GEJ dissolved his cabinet. Stelah Oduah was exposed for abusing her position as minister of aviation, she used over #250M public money to buy bullet proof cars for herself. She was exposed but did GEJ prosecute her? As usual he did not rather he pathed her @ d back and told her to resign n go become a senator. What about Deziani, we all saw how he defended d croook on national television. Claiming she is innocent dat "America will Know" The only person dat screamed money was missing was sacked (Sanusi Lamido) Fast forward to PMB; his two cabinet member caught in d act of abusing public office have both loose their job and will definitely be prosecuted. For those Pigs n Idiots abusing PMB, children of looters and supporters of corruption, God will preserve PMB to sanitize dis country, u shameless lots will die b4 PMB.
So with the few assertions u have dropped now that s the ground u re standing on to prove to your fellow zombie that President Buhari is fighting corruption right ![](/faces/huh.png) Lemme widen that ur thinking faculty though I know u will not assimilate cuz a zombie Neva do The price of groceries during gej adminstistration to the price of groceries during foreign president administration is nothing to write about Dollar/naira under gej 170 while ur mumu certificate less dullard increase it to nearly 600 even when he said he is fighting corruption(by hand picking) and collection of the massive loot from looters President Buhari has never execute any structure or project after more than 2years in office In the same vein he criticize gej when he removed fuel subsidy in Jan 1 2012 saying and I quote "fuel subsidy does not exist"..........the same thing he said did not exist is the act he engage in just 1year in office with nothing to show for it......... Please I ll haff to stop here cuz I know u still didn't get it cuz a zombie will always be one.........even if we gv u zombie serum................cuz your brain need complete overhauling to comprehend Please who is the bigger |
Politics / Re: Buhari Receives Investigated Report Of Suspended SGF & DG Of NIA From Osinbajo by tonguengineer(m): 5:08am On Aug 24, 2017 |
brainpulse: What nonsense do you guys mean by his cabal. Are you so daft or its an illiteracy issue plaquing your likes for you to know that every head has his central close executives, even God has his 24 core elders that surrounds his throne.
It's evident that you have never taken any leadership role in your life for you to show your level openly and outside like this You that haff taken several leadership position oya gist us further........... U need zombie serum....... .. |
Politics / Re: No Law Says FEC Meeting Must Be Held Every Week – Femi Adesina by tonguengineer(m): 1:12am On Aug 24, 2017 |
mikeycharles: I agree with you Femi, the meeting is not even compulsory for Buhari to attend. wailers are just wailing It beat me when I still spot a zombie comment on this topic Is their worms in or brain?? Can't u just reason like a normal human being for once Anyway I have made ma conclusions It is either ur brain Ned complete overhauling or maybe u re just a gullible simpleton but any which way u still need to see tb Joshua please 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Am I Too Choosy? by tonguengineer(m): 12:57am On Aug 24, 2017 |
alexialin:
My dear, hes not the only husband material on earth.
And yes, am fully aware am not getting younger..
But hello? I wont place myself in hell hole just because husband is scarce! ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png)
Ikorodu is no way!
And adamo as have confirmed few minutes ago is a no no for me
Thanks for your own concern. I live in ikorodu and I can tell u adamo is a no go area because that is the haven of your worst fear(for both badoo,cult and rituals) 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Am I Too Choosy? by tonguengineer(m): 12:42am On Aug 24, 2017 |
alexialin: There is this neighbor of mine, hes a bachelor and lives on my street. Few houses from mine. Hes a nice man, has a reasonable job, hes responsible, and good looking in his late 30s. We greet each other, have small talks as friends. I know he likes me due to the way he gists with me, help me with my car like changing tyre if its flat in the wee hours of the morning before he heads to work. Infact hes a concerned neighbor. But yesterday evening, as I came back from work, my phone was ringing nd I saw his number and picked. He said he would like to discuss something important and delicate. I said ok no probs. I will come over to your place, lemme freshen up first.
So fast forward, I knocked on his door he opened, and smiled nervously, I smiled back. He ushered me to his sitting room. So I was like John, whats up? Whats going on? He sat close to me and was now going Into long story of how hes planning to move down to a serene area in ikorodu, he has gotten a three bedroom flat, all tiled amd spacious. I was like wow! So u are moving to ikorodu? Are u not scared with badoo and the killings there?
He laughed nervously he said ha! No badoo there again! Ikorodu is now safe. I said seriously? He said yes! And moreover he has already paid for the place. I said ok o.. I wish u safe relocating then. He said thank you Then he said but there is one more issue.
I said ok, u want to throw send off party? I was laughing
He said noooo!
Hmm mm, hmmmm, I said what nah? Why hmmm? Then he knelt down and said alexia weve known each other for quite a while and i can say am comfortable with you around me. And u are exactly what i need in my life. Pease will u marry me? Will u be my wife? Am ready to go see your people and do all the necessary marriage rites. And towards end of this year, we are married.
I was like wait, wait!
Marry you? Ha! Its not that u are good as a husband but sorry I can never live in ikorodu. Not wit the killings going on there
Am sorry I cant ![cry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cry.gif)
Wow! Pls stand up abeg.. I can't
He felt so bad, I couldnt bear to see the hurt in his eyes. As I stood up, he said wait pls.. I said am coming.
Sighs
Now peeps look at this scenario
I can't jeopardize my life cos of getting married.
Ikorodu for me is a no go area.
Do u guys and ladies feel I was unreasonable ![sad](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/sad.png)
I know am not a spring chicken but I can't put my life in danger ![cry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cry.gif) And even apart from danger? I feel the distance from where hes moving to and where my office @is just too long. Hold up alone eveyday will make me weary and tired
Pls I need reasonable views and replies about this issue
I don't want to feel like am a bad person ![sad](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/sad.png)
Pls dont mind my grammatical errors! Mad u Neva give us the reason why u decline with that proposal Because that excuse that u called reason doesn't worth it at all Maybe u Neva love john |
Phones / Re: Help: My Community Has Not Seen MTN Network Since MTN Came To Nigeria by tonguengineer(m): 3:35pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
That means mtn is a liar then
I thought their slogan is everywhere u go
So y re they not in ur village |
Religion / Re: Bishop David & Faith Oyedepo Celebrate 35th Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 5:59pm On Aug 21, 2017 |
I celebrate Tue spiritual rock which I came out from
May Heaven celebrate u sir and ma |
NYSC / Re: Corper Shows Off His Mother Who Sold Vegetables To Train Him At The University by tonguengineer(m): 5:04pm On Aug 21, 2017 |
Gegz:
Bros but na very stupid talk that guy talk na. if them no teach am how to appreciate him own mama, make him no dey insult other people mama...... Aye bobo ma baje ni se. Lol U still swear for am again Is alrite bro U suppose don know eco 99 to be annoying |
NYSC / Re: Corper Shows Off His Mother Who Sold Vegetables To Train Him At The University by tonguengineer(m): 1:30pm On Aug 21, 2017 |
Gegz:
Aye e ma baje... olooshi U don vex No vex pls |
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Pastor Adeboye Kissing His Wife, Foluke In Public by tonguengineer(m): 7:25pm On Aug 19, 2017 |
DRPAIT123: whoever does not see beauty in this beautiful picture,may not probably know marital bliss....I have not cursed anyone,its the law of nature God bless u 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Man Threatens To Lynch Charly Boy For "Ridiculing Buhari, Nigerian Messiah" by tonguengineer(m): 7:10am On Aug 18, 2017 |
MrHistorian: PMB's tenure might not have been characterized with the good governance,social welfare,improved security and excellent healthcare System he promised.
Sincerely,things will be way worse had it been GEJ won. Is ur brain paining u Just imagine everything that is absent in buhari government so wetin come remain again Is all this absent during Jonathan tenure It is indeed true that Jonathan is ur nightmare because I can't say virtually nothing without mentioning his name |
Politics / Re: Soldiers Neutralize 10 Terrorists In Maza, Recover Logistics And Rustled Animals by tonguengineer(m): 6:12am On Aug 18, 2017 |
[quote author=EggPlant post=59572023]It appears some
fulani herdsmen are being framed as terrorists[/quote
Fulani herdsmen no be terrorist before? |
Education / Re: Strike: FG, ASUU Meet Today For Resolution by tonguengineer(m): 1:35pm On Aug 17, 2017 |
kunlesmiles: What is d latest on Lautech ASUU strike? Lautech is on double strike now Internal strike and ASUU strike |
Food / Re: How Much Is A Plate Of Food Sold In Your Area? by tonguengineer(m): 11:18pm On Aug 15, 2017 |
Anybody with a vacant modem for sale please 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: I Don’t Know If It’s Nigeria That Is Paying For Buhari’s Treatment by tonguengineer(m): 4:55am On Aug 15, 2017 |
QueenOfNepal: Femi Adesina became the poster child for stupidity the day he got to Aso rock.
That dead brain vegetable that took loan to buy his nomination form will soon come here and tell Nigerians that he took loan from another bank to offset his hospital bill.
Buhari, it shall not be well with you for this suffering you put us into Spot on guy |
Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: I Don’t Know If It’s Nigeria That Is Paying For Buhari’s Treatment by tonguengineer(m): 4:54am On Aug 15, 2017 |
Cinkq: Who is paying is not that important,the most important thing now is for him to be healed and return back to work. Lemme correct that opinion or point of yours Who is paying is very important (though we already know it is public fund) and the most important thing is to resign |
Politics / Re: "PDP Will Reclaim Power In 2019" - Jonathan Speaks At PDP Convention by tonguengineer(m): 5:35am On Aug 13, 2017 |
Garrithe1st:
Yes, your duty is to pray for Mr. President's quick recovery not trying to find out what ailment he's treating. The earlier he returns to smoke out the corrupt elements from Nigeria, the better for us all. What kind of nincompoop are u How will u say a citizen business is to pray for the vegetable who refuse to tell us the plague weighing him down Who does that If he needs prayer he must tell us the ailment first BTW.........apshit has even shot themselves in the leg by saying the president don't need anybody's prayer so y re u begging for one here wen ur ogas like liar Mohammed and demi has said the ghost president don't need our prayer Nawa 4 u oooo |