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Politics / Re: Ajimobi Commissions 5.5km Oluyole Road by tonguengineer(m): 4:47pm On Sep 03, 2017
GMBuhari:



I blame your parents
Infact gumption is very far from u as the east is far to the west
Politics / Re: Ajimobi Commissions 5.5km Oluyole Road by tonguengineer(m): 9:25pm On Sep 01, 2017
GMBuhari:


Bad Belle

Iwo road, iyana church, olomi gate are the few places I can remember out of places ajimobi fixed ( widening / clearing the road

When he was doing it, you fools claimed you won't eat road, you don't want road , when he started repairing / demolishing old schools to make way for new ones you claimed you loved the previous structures, you claimed he's destroying your lively hood especially when roads were being widened


Same story happened for aregbe in Osun they came they screamed, they lied, they protested, still it was for the betterment of the state , people like you who can't think like an educated graduate should be banned from social media
U see I have been snitching u
And I know u ll be gullible to mention osun in that ur daft illustration

Aregbe is trying right
If that question is yes then u re a slowpoke


Please don't even ever go there again
I repeat stay your lane and don't ever mention anything relating to the daftest governor in Nigeria again(aregbesola).
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Slept With Our Last Born by tonguengineer(m): 7:03am On Sep 01, 2017
Briee:
The girl is even shouting at him when I call them few minutes ago. He is helplessly in love
Are u serious

Adonblivit

Education / Re: ASUU: My Child Also Affected By Strike - Labour Minister, Chris Ngige by tonguengineer(m): 7:55pm On Aug 31, 2017
fk001:
This administration is very transparent and free from corruption.




Let us join hands to make Nigeria great, Opposition is a good thing but we are not doing it in a right way



God bless federal republic of Nigeria


Guy are u living in Nigeria @ all

And if yes are u a foe to the dailies



Free from corruption bawo




Intact I doubt if you are not living under the rocks
Sports / Re: Floyd Mayweather’s Bodyguards Are So Big They Take Separate Private Jet (Photo) by tonguengineer(m): 3:20pm On Aug 31, 2017
Why didn't the idiot that was dissing hushpuppi come and diss maywaether too that warren buffet and bill gate has no body guide so why is mayweather using one........




That girl is a gullible simpleton I swear
Politics / Re: Britain To Cut Its Foreign Aid Money To Nigeria By 50% by tonguengineer(m): 8:45am On Aug 31, 2017
Vutseck:
.isn't it an irony that a country endowed with crude oil who should be a donor nation to other African countries can barely sustain herself



Nigeria is a cursed nation indeed
.
I concur sir
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Lady Dances To The Pleas Of Some Women Soliciting Help From Her by tonguengineer(m): 8:25am On Aug 31, 2017
MhizzAJ:
Na wa
But the women begging have hands and legs nah..people should learn to stop begging and start working
Dude u re very funny
Begging is northerners hobby......no mata how undeformed they re they will still beg
Begging is running in there veins in fact is as easy as breathing to them
Career / Re: Banke, Lady Uses Recycled Tyres To Build Furniture (Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 10:04am On Aug 29, 2017
rottenPussy:
Not so much of a bigdeal. You made it seem like she actually decompose the tire and re mould them. Any technical enthusiast can do this.
What is this one saying
Politics / Re: Imo Killings: Okorocha Is A Filthy Sodomite, One-legged Ritualist – Fani-kayode by tonguengineer(m): 6:16am On Aug 28, 2017
HungerBAD:


The guy always fighting for relevance.

I tend to ignore any post with his name there.
So wetin u cum do for here?
Religion / Re: 400 Jehovah's Witnesses In Angola Pass Out Due To Toxic Gas At A Convention by tonguengineer(m): 4:07am On Aug 28, 2017
easzypeaszy:
Could it be Cyanide..whc gas just kill instantly
Probabably CO sir

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Reminds Nigerians Of "Freedom Enjoyed" Under His Watch Via Facebook by tonguengineer(m): 2:56pm On Aug 25, 2017
Bari22:
Boko haram nko?

As far as I'm concern Jonathan remain the worst president Nigeria will ever produce.
Who know no sey ur brain is working anticlocwisely before
Education / Re: Tuition Fees For New (100L) Covenant University Students 2017/2018 by tonguengineer(m): 2:27pm On Aug 25, 2017
Rorachy:
No medicine and surgery, no dentistry, no medlab.

What are they offering then?
Bro please just give it to that school
Because this is the only private institution that has been on the top 10 of nuc ranking for like a decade now


Even the most expensive university's in Nigeria right now(Babcock) is in no 33 in nuc ranking


CU #873000 and 5th on nuc Rankin and Babcock 3M and 33 on nuc ranking so tell me how wise are u

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Politics / Re: Ajimobi To Shut Down 22 Private Radio Stations In Ibadan by tonguengineer(m): 12:44pm On Aug 25, 2017
louqas:


You must be a kid and new to nigeria politics.......im even sure you didn't witness the obasanjo regime .pdp hated criticism more than Apc and always tried to destroy any opposition both within and outside the party
Na u mumu pass
How will u be saying PDP hate opposition more than APC
Is ur brain paining u

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Politics / Re: N2m Budgeted For Fumigation In State House Before Rats Damaged Buhari's Office by tonguengineer(m): 5:49am On Aug 24, 2017
Wetin all of una dey talk set
Somebody that budgeted 3billion for aso villa clinic last year and 600million this year and yet not even a single plaster is there ............so what else did u want to say about this.............believe foreign president and his aide @ ur own peril
Politics / Re: N2m Budgeted For Fumigation In State House Before Rats Damaged Buhari's Office by tonguengineer(m): 5:44am On Aug 24, 2017
nairanaira12:
If they fumigated, how come rodents still caused damages? I'm not seeing any difference between Jonathan govt and Buhari government; both are corrupt

What are u talking about
Foreign president is a bigger scammer


In fact President Buhari has made us to know that gej is a learner in scamming

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Politics / Re: Buhari Receives Investigated Report Of Suspended SGF & DG Of NIA From Osinbajo by tonguengineer(m): 5:31am On Aug 24, 2017
agbangam:
Difference between PMB n GEJ, for those CAUGHT in d ACT;
Abba Moro of Immigration corrupt act lead to d death of over 20 nigerians. National assembly investigated d matter and found Abba Moro guilty did GEJ prosecute him? Naah he did not rather Abba Moro serve till GEJ dissolved his cabinet.
Stelah Oduah was exposed for abusing her position as minister of aviation, she used over #250M public money to buy bullet proof cars for herself. She was exposed but did GEJ prosecute her? As usual he did not rather he pathed her @ d back and told her to resign n go become a senator.
What about Deziani, we all saw how he defended d croook on national television. Claiming she is innocent dat "America will Know"
The only person dat screamed money was missing was sacked (Sanusi Lamido)
Fast forward to PMB; his two cabinet member caught in d act of abusing public office have both loose their job and will definitely be prosecuted.
For those Pigs n Idiots abusing PMB, children of looters and supporters of corruption, God will preserve PMB to sanitize dis country, u shameless lots will die b4 PMB.
So with the few assertions u have dropped now that s the ground u re standing on to prove to your fellow zombie that President Buhari is fighting corruption right

Lemme widen that ur thinking faculty though I know u will not assimilate cuz a zombie Neva do
The price of groceries during gej adminstistration to the price of groceries during foreign president administration is nothing to write about

Dollar/naira under gej 170 while ur mumu certificate less dullard increase it to nearly 600 even when he said he is fighting corruption(by hand picking) and collection of the massive loot from looters
President Buhari has never execute any structure or project after more than 2years in office
In the same vein he criticize gej when he removed fuel subsidy in Jan 1 2012 saying and I quote "fuel subsidy does not exist"..........the same thing he said did not exist is the act he engage in just 1year in office with nothing to show for it.........
Please I ll haff to stop here cuz I know u still didn't get it cuz a zombie will always be one.........even if we gv u zombie serum................cuz your brain need complete overhauling to comprehend


Please who is the bigger
Politics / Re: Buhari Receives Investigated Report Of Suspended SGF & DG Of NIA From Osinbajo by tonguengineer(m): 5:08am On Aug 24, 2017
brainpulse:
What nonsense do you guys mean by his cabal. Are you so daft or its an illiteracy issue plaquing your likes for you to know that every head has his central close executives, even God has his 24 core elders that surrounds his throne.

It's evident that you have never taken any leadership role in your life for you to show your level openly and outside like this



You that haff taken several leadership position oya gist us further...........
U need zombie serum.......
..
Politics / Re: No Law Says FEC Meeting Must Be Held Every Week – Femi Adesina by tonguengineer(m): 1:12am On Aug 24, 2017
mikeycharles:
I agree with you Femi, the meeting is not even compulsory for Buhari to attend. wailers are just wailing
It beat me when I still spot a zombie comment on this topic
Is their worms in or brain??

Can't u just reason like a normal human being for once

Anyway I have made ma conclusions





It is either ur brain Ned complete overhauling or maybe u re just a gullible simpleton but any which way u still need to see tb Joshua please

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Romance / Re: Am I Too Choosy? by tonguengineer(m): 12:57am On Aug 24, 2017
alexialin:






My dear, hes not the only husband material on earth.

And yes, am fully aware am not getting younger..

But hello? I wont place myself in hell hole just because husband is scarce! cheesy


Ikorodu is no way!

And adamo as have confirmed few minutes ago is a no no for me


Thanks for your own concern.

I live in ikorodu and I can tell u adamo is a no go area because that is the haven of your worst fear(for both badoo,cult and rituals)

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Romance / Re: Am I Too Choosy? by tonguengineer(m): 12:42am On Aug 24, 2017
alexialin:
There is this neighbor of mine, hes a bachelor and lives on my street. Few houses from mine. Hes a nice man, has a reasonable job, hes responsible, and good looking in his late 30s. We greet each other, have small talks as friends. I know he likes me due to the way he gists with me, help me with my car like changing tyre if its flat in the wee hours of the morning before he heads to work. Infact hes a concerned neighbor.
But yesterday evening, as I came back from work, my phone was ringing nd I saw his number and picked. He said he would like to discuss something important and delicate. I said ok no probs. I will come over to your place, lemme freshen up first.

So fast forward, I knocked on his door he opened, and smiled nervously, I smiled back. He ushered me to his sitting room. So I was like John, whats up? Whats going on?
He sat close to me and was now going Into long story of how hes planning to move down to a serene area in ikorodu, he has gotten a three bedroom flat, all tiled amd spacious. I was like wow! So u are moving to ikorodu? Are u not scared with badoo and the killings there?

He laughed nervously he said ha! No badoo there again! Ikorodu is now safe. I said seriously? He said yes! And moreover he has already paid for the place.
I said ok o.. I wish u safe relocating then. He said thank you
Then he said but there is one more issue.

I said ok, u want to throw send off party? I was laughing

He said noooo!

Hmm mm, hmmmm, I said what nah? Why hmmm?
Then he knelt down and said alexia weve known each other for quite a while and i can say am comfortable with you around me. And u are exactly what i need in my life.
Pease will u marry me? Will u be my wife? Am ready to go see your people and do all the necessary marriage rites. And towards end of this year, we are married.

I was like wait, wait!

Marry you? Ha!
Its not that u are good as a husband but sorry I can never live in ikorodu.
Not wit the killings going on there

Am sorry I cant cry

Wow! Pls stand up abeg.. I can't

He felt so bad, I couldnt bear to see the hurt in his eyes. As I stood up, he said wait pls.. I said am coming.


Sighs


Now peeps look at this scenario

I can't jeopardize my life cos of getting married.

Ikorodu for me is a no go area.


Do u guys and ladies feel I was unreasonable sad

I know am not a spring chicken but I can't put my life in danger cry
And even apart from danger? I feel the distance from where hes moving to and where my office @is just too long. Hold up alone eveyday will make me weary and tired

Pls I need reasonable views and replies about this issue

I don't want to feel like am a bad person sad

Pls dont mind my grammatical errors!


Mad u Neva give us the reason why u decline with that proposal



Because that excuse that u called reason doesn't worth it at all
Maybe u Neva love john
Phones / Re: Help: My Community Has Not Seen MTN Network Since MTN Came To Nigeria by tonguengineer(m): 3:35pm On Aug 23, 2017
That means mtn is a liar then



I thought their slogan is everywhere u go

So y re they not in ur village
Religion / Re: Bishop David & Faith Oyedepo Celebrate 35th Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 5:59pm On Aug 21, 2017
I celebrate Tue spiritual rock which I came out from


May Heaven celebrate u sir and ma
NYSC / Re: Corper Shows Off His Mother Who Sold Vegetables To Train Him At The University by tonguengineer(m): 5:04pm On Aug 21, 2017
Gegz:


Bros but na very stupid talk that guy talk na. if them no teach am how to appreciate him own mama, make him no dey insult other people mama...... Aye bobo ma baje ni se.
Lol


U still swear for am again
Is alrite bro
U suppose don know eco 99 to be annoying
NYSC / Re: Corper Shows Off His Mother Who Sold Vegetables To Train Him At The University by tonguengineer(m): 1:30pm On Aug 21, 2017
Gegz:


Aye e ma baje... olooshi
U don vex
No vex pls
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Pastor Adeboye Kissing His Wife, Foluke In Public by tonguengineer(m): 7:25pm On Aug 19, 2017
DRPAIT123:
whoever does not see beauty in this beautiful picture,may not probably know marital bliss....I have not cursed anyone,its the law of nature
God bless u

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Politics / Re: Man Threatens To Lynch Charly Boy For "Ridiculing Buhari, Nigerian Messiah" by tonguengineer(m): 7:10am On Aug 18, 2017
MrHistorian:
PMB's tenure might not have been characterized with the good governance,social welfare,improved security and excellent healthcare System he promised.

Sincerely,things will be way worse had it been GEJ won.

Is ur brain paining u
Just imagine everything that is absent in buhari government so wetin come remain again
Is all this absent during Jonathan tenure
It is indeed true that Jonathan is ur nightmare because I can't say virtually nothing without mentioning his name
Politics / Re: Soldiers Neutralize 10 Terrorists In Maza, Recover Logistics And Rustled Animals by tonguengineer(m): 6:12am On Aug 18, 2017
[quote author=EggPlant post=59572023]It appears some



fulani herdsmen are being framed as terrorists[/quote



Fulani herdsmen no be terrorist before?
Education / Re: Strike: FG, ASUU Meet Today For Resolution by tonguengineer(m): 1:35pm On Aug 17, 2017
kunlesmiles:
What is d latest on Lautech ASUU strike?
Lautech is on double strike now



Internal strike and ASUU strike
Food / Re: How Much Is A Plate Of Food Sold In Your Area? by tonguengineer(m): 11:18pm On Aug 15, 2017
Anybody with a vacant modem for sale please

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Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: I Don’t Know If It’s Nigeria That Is Paying For Buhari’s Treatment by tonguengineer(m): 4:55am On Aug 15, 2017
QueenOfNepal:
Femi Adesina became the poster child for stupidity the day he got to Aso rock.


That dead brain vegetable that took loan to buy his nomination form will soon come here and tell Nigerians that he took loan from another bank to offset his hospital bill.



Buhari, it shall not be well with you for this suffering you put us into
Spot on guy
Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: I Don’t Know If It’s Nigeria That Is Paying For Buhari’s Treatment by tonguengineer(m): 4:54am On Aug 15, 2017
Cinkq:
Who is paying is not that important,the most important thing now is for him to be healed and return back to work.
Lemme correct that opinion or point of yours





Who is paying is very important (though we already know it is public fund) and the most important thing is to resign
Politics / Re: "PDP Will Reclaim Power In 2019" - Jonathan Speaks At PDP Convention by tonguengineer(m): 5:35am On Aug 13, 2017
Garrithe1st:


Yes, your duty is to pray for Mr. President's quick recovery not trying to find out what ailment he's treating. The earlier he returns to smoke out the corrupt elements from Nigeria, the better for us all.
What kind of nincompoop are u
How will u say a citizen business is to pray for the vegetable who refuse to tell us the plague weighing him down


Who does that
If he needs prayer he must tell us the ailment first

BTW.........apshit has even shot themselves in the leg by saying the president don't need anybody's prayer so y re u begging for one here wen ur ogas like liar Mohammed and demi has said the ghost president don't need our prayer



Nawa 4 u oooo

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