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Politics / Re: Where Is Your President? CNN Asks Nigerians by tonguengineer(m): 7:18am On Jul 31, 2017
Dudeweedlmao:
is it not this same CNN that forced Buhari down our throats?

Fxck off CNN, we don't know where your puppet is.
Ur stupidity is from another planet
Can u pls lemme know how CNN force the vegetable down it throat
They also follow u to polling booth to vote for him right
Abi u voted for him under duress

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Education / Re: Choose Your Best Subject Here And Someone Will Ask You A Question by tonguengineer(m): 5:11pm On Jul 30, 2017
Shammak:

Gimme the structure of Aspirin
That is biochemistry
Romance / Re: Help! A Friend Of Mine @31 No Boyfriend Not To Talk Of Marriage. by tonguengineer(m): 4:59pm On Jul 30, 2017
Nutase:
Are you sure you are not describing yourself
Ur instinct is strong buddy
Education / Re: Choose Your Best Subject Here And Someone Will Ask You A Question by tonguengineer(m): 6:40pm On Jul 29, 2017
Chemistry
Politics / Re: Ahmed Makarfi Involved In Motor Accident by tonguengineer(m): 9:36pm On Jul 28, 2017
Aburi001:
I'm waiting for Fayose or FFK to blame Buhari, APC and Sheriff the accident grin tongue
They can't because they re reasonable na APC dey always point an accuse finger to opposition
Politics / Re: How Ekiti State N4.7 Billion Bailout Fund Was Shared by tonguengineer(m): 10:29am On Jul 28, 2017
edeXede:
embarassed

This sharing formular is for the gullible media and the lazy bloggers.

Real sharing formula

1billion naira for buying roadside bole, ponmo amd ewa aganyin

2billion for state house repair and refurbishment

The rest can be shared among the teachers and workers
Ur stupidity is unquantifiable
Romance / Re: Reasons why Relationships Are Important by tonguengineer(m): 7:26am On Jul 28, 2017
balash:
Am here! I want to dedicate it to my mommy and daddy, my uncles and aunties, my friends and enemies. And I want to wish them merry xmas and a prosperous new year
Are u high
Merry Xmas in june
Politics / Re: Governors Silent After Meeting Buhari In London by tonguengineer(m): 10:55am On Jul 27, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


They were administered an oath of secrecy before seeing Buhari.


The Governors have forgotten that their loyalty should lie with the people and not with the Cabal.


To them, talking about Buhari is divulging secrets..
It's information confidentiality.
Your thought is as good as mine
Politics / Re: Father And Son Boko Haram Terrorists Arrested By Troops During Patrol. Photos by tonguengineer(m): 7:41am On Jul 26, 2017
Suspect33:
That is too rumassy and dramatrox. How
can you homoglobe a braminis in a
gremesimical manner of this type without
considering the veribound and the jigun-
laguns? I can categorically zecresse and
progmatidolibrate to every fremmissy
occupying this fallatose that, this is nothing
but an erravication of a mere catomisimism.
So kindly disregard the raframmy and the
wacrozzy. Thank you
I don't understand are u typing or passing information or communicating
U re grammatically wounded sir
Religion / Re: Members Worship At Flooded Greenvine International Christian Centre PortHarcourt by tonguengineer(m): 4:56am On Jul 26, 2017
0b100100111:
Mental slavery!

The god that could not even protect his house from getting flooded, is that one a god
Omg y re u so daft
Bcuz God's house is flooded does not make God less a God
Am not saying it so that it can enter your brain
Nothing can enter there again because it is already worms natural habitat
Health / Re: 61-year-old RCCG Member Gives Birth To Triplets(photos) by tonguengineer(m): 12:23am On Jul 25, 2017
Homeboiy:
A very big lie

person wey don hit menopause far back as 20yrs ago


Even Holly spirit go fail for this one


If ur mad, just quote me
Ur stupidity is on 4G
Meaning that it ll Neva fail
Politics / Re: What Amaechi Told Me About APC Leaders Emergency Meeting With Buhari-Dele Momodu by tonguengineer(m): 8:22pm On Jul 24, 2017
If u want to talk bout quotable stupid quotes from both jonah and buhari then I think u re in for it.ur dullard said abacha is not corrupt right, though I know the Zombie blood run in ur vein u won't still calm down to be lectured.ls don't quote me again until u can defend that statement
Am not trying to convince u neither cuz zombeism is a big disease
No time to argue about politics with you guys here anymore, you all know little apart from wailing! [/quote]
Sports / Re: Elderson Echiejile Playing Football As Teenager (Throwback Photo) by tonguengineer(m): 8:09pm On Jul 24, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


No excuses.

Your dad was right;
The reason your education hasn't paid off yet is because of your bad grades.


Education is key!
So in this age u still believe education is the life line to high altitude right
My friend education is fast failing
Tell me the school the first ten influential world power in the Forbes list go to acquire such excellence

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Politics / Re: What Amaechi Told Me About APC Leaders Emergency Meeting With Buhari-Dele Momodu by tonguengineer(m): 3:09pm On Jul 24, 2017
modelmike7:
.... I don't also think it is a sin, if he did otherwise!
We know u already chief zombie
We ll only take President Buhari serious if only 1
1) provide his waec certificate
2) arrest amaechi and Tinubu as the grand corruption master
3). Tell us sgf offence.
All for now
Politics / Re: Your Committee On Restructuring Has No Igbo Leader – Muslim Group Blasts APC by tonguengineer(m): 3:03pm On Jul 24, 2017
TippyTop:
El Rufai who is the leader of the "No Restructuring" is also the leader of APC restructuring committee.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5684478_screenshot20170720111921_jpegeefe620885c2720c54aaef6c5cc11c34


www.nairaland.com/attachments/5686002_screenshot20170720143535_jpeg89fddc1be02465f95b177a2602936246
They are all inept and confused set of people
Politics / Re: What Amaechi Told Me About APC Leaders Emergency Meeting With Buhari-Dele Momodu by tonguengineer(m): 2:37pm On Jul 24, 2017
modelmike7:
WAILERS, HATERS, BAD-BELLE PEOPLE, and all those who wish my President death, y'all can now go and die!!!
God will bring you back home PMB, all corrupt people (no matter the party they belong) must be apprehended and sentenced.
God bless Nigeria.
And tell him to start his corruption fight from apc
Education / Re: LAUTECH Operates 97 Different Bank Accounts – Osun Govt by tonguengineer(m): 9:38am On Jul 24, 2017
GMBuhari:
So only Lautech has 97 accounts


why won't there be problems with financing and administration


but wait , how did Lautech do their BVN ? dem carry school go bank ? grin grin grin grin grin
Werey rey oooo
Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia: "2face Doesn't Like Me On Makeup" by tonguengineer(m): 11:42pm On Jul 23, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

He also doesn't like how you cage him and won't let him be a dad to his other kids.

Witch!

U re nothing but a nincompoop
And ur brain need complete overhauling
Crime / Re: Emmanuel Nwude, Nigerian Biggest Fraudster Sold Non-existent Airport For $242M by tonguengineer(m): 6:42pm On Jul 23, 2017
AntiWailer:


You are still bragging about this ?

You are shameless.
Their stupidity is from pluto
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Flooded Streets Of Port Harcourt After Yesterday’s Rain by tonguengineer(m): 6:18pm On Jul 23, 2017
meforyou1:
Poor drainage system. Look at how clean the water is compared to the dirts in the lagos water.
This shows port harcourt people are neater than lagos people
Who is this
Abirun
Nairaland / General / Re: Akobi Crescent, Surulere After Rain Today (Photo) by tonguengineer(m): 3:38pm On Jul 22, 2017
Addicted2Women:

Lagos is a no man's land

Oba Akiolu, you talked about Lagoon ?? Now, enjoy the Lagoon

You let strangers buy all your lands and properties,
developed it and gave you life, but you still find it hard to maintain and keep it clean ?? Laziness
Akiolu na king??
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Good Evening,thread For Npower Applicant That Are Yet To Receive SMS . by tonguengineer(m): 3:26pm On Jul 22, 2017
Coded484:

people can ask question sha.
Is their worms in ur brain?
Politics / Re: Fayose Pictured With Oyedepo As His Son Rogba Gradates From Covenant University by tonguengineer(m): 11:57am On Jul 22, 2017
greatiyk4u:



Evidence?
Is ur brain paining u
Politics / Re: Buhari: Femi Adesina Talks About What Will Happen When Buhari Finally Returns by tonguengineer(m): 11:44am On Jul 22, 2017
Abbycite:
If only this petty of a spokesman could leave the comfort of aso rock and stay within Nigerians for few days, then he will realized dat Nigerians av really move on. They hardly discuss him (Buhari), we are use to it.....we dont even care if he live or otherwise. There hasnt been much to miss him for. Infact the country is fairing better in his absence.......
Jr s na very foolish man
Him and liar Mohammed are telling the vegetable president then that Nigerians are not suffering sey na media propaganda

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Crime / Re: Man Beats His Wife To Death In Ogun State For Dating Their Next Door Neighbour by tonguengineer(m): 7:26pm On Jul 21, 2017
squash47:
NCAN correspondent reporting live from Delta...Everybody knows ADEBOWALE is not biafran name. na dem,those AFONJAs. . .they have Ph.D in Crime
Mumu pot calling kettle black
Which tribe be the Pablo escoba of Nigeria
Politics / Re: Compel Osinbajo-led FEC To Declare Buhari Unfit, Court Told by tonguengineer(m): 10:58am On Jul 21, 2017
CoolFreeday:
They're already fretting.

God bless PMB.

#Baba till 2023 by God's grace
Kuku set baba for life
Ur stupidity smells to the high heavens
Politics / Re: An Open Letter to Federal Government by Great Ife Students' Union by tonguengineer(m): 10:51am On Jul 21, 2017
BornAgainMay:
sad
the students who wrote this poo must be the products of the degrading educational system but their common sense should av informed them that we have no FG currently...

Abi they just want to be relevant?

Brown roof ppl. Na una be dey shout sia baba bcz you think say fulanis cannot compete with your law professor..

Now that they have caged your law professor, you r writing rubbish.

Apc n buhari will rule Nigeria for a dacade n nothing will change that.. Wether buhari die or alive. He must finish dealing with us
Though am an afonja but I take a stand with u hcuz sometimes when u warn my people against the suspending danger that u ve seen before hand that this government poise they will not listen .
We told them but they turn deaf hear so make did dead vegetable kwontinu with us
Politics / Re: An Open Letter to Federal Government by Great Ife Students' Union by tonguengineer(m): 10:47am On Jul 21, 2017
jaychubi:
Afonja students from Ewedu republic

Truckload of bullshit, if anything this letter shld come from NANS, these kids with less than 2.0 cgpa shld focus on their studies than writing trash marred with sooo many errors angry angry angry
Can u just point out one error from the letter to me
If no then ur gullibility is out of this world

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Politics / Re: Dieziani Loot: Jonathan Has Questions To Answer‎ – Festus Keyamo by tonguengineer(m): 8:38am On Jul 21, 2017
modelmike7:
Grand master of thieves. The main kingpin.
Mr Stealing is not corruption.
Now,,.. Look at where we are!
What will I say to a gullible simpleton like u
Education / Re: 12 Coolest Students Hostels, Residences In The World(Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 7:49am On Jul 21, 2017
OrestesDante:
grin

*Clears throat*

Sorry to cut in!

OAU hostel. AWO Hall.

Accommodates anything. Toilet na wah! Bathroom na elele!

Producing great guys.
Awo hall bawo
Baba were niesha
Religion / Re: Omowole Isaac: Self-Acclaimed "Jesus Christ" Appears In Lagos (video) - SR by tonguengineer(m): 7:39am On Jul 21, 2017
johnydon22:
A man comes along and declares himself son of God,everyone is skeptical and disbelieves. But a story in the bible about a virgin that got pregnant and had the son of God is more believable.. That is the irony of belief.

If you believe the story of Jesus, I see no reason why you can't believe this after all nothing stops the son of God from coming anytime or anyway he deems fit, yes?
Uvre a weakling and deluded like him as well

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