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Politics / Re: Buhari Belongs To Northerners, South-west Regrets Voting For Him - Adebanjo by tonguengineer(m): 10:30am On Oct 17, 2017
ElsonMorali:
After so many trials, we will be fortunate one day to have a real leader.

I can see the direction this thread will eventually take though. (Can someone count the number of times the word afonja is mentioned on this thread)

Instead of Yorubas to form a rogue group and terrorize the nation like some 5 percenters, they will rather wait patiently and use their voters card judiciously next time around.
Another zombie spotted again

All in all, we may be disappointed in Buhari yet he is far far better than clueless and luckless Jonathan.

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Politics / Re: Sack Buhari, He Is Not Qualified As Petroleum Minister, Agbakoba Tells Court by tonguengineer(m): 7:57am On Oct 17, 2017
Iykmann:
Buhari is not even qualify to be a nursery school teacher
Bros this is too much na
Celebrities / Re: See How Dammy Krane Replied To A Fan After He Asked If He Used Fake Credit Card by tonguengineer(m): 6:54am On Oct 17, 2017
Adverts247:
Nigerian singer, Dammy Krane, who faced a credit card fraud charge in United States was trolled on by a fan, after he shared photos from his shopping session today.

The singer who said he decided to spoil his girl and himself a bit, was asked by the fan “hope say no be fake credit card you use do all these shoppings”.

Here’s their exchange below;

Source : http://www..com/2017/10/see-epic-reply-dammy-krane-gave-to-fan.html
Well deserved
Travel / Re: 4 Sure Ways To Get Thrown Off A Flight by tonguengineer(m): 7:14pm On Oct 10, 2017
Ayo4251:
But why is it necessary to turn off the phone?
Because of interference bro
Politics / Re: How I Checkmated Ethnic Tensions During My Tenure - Goodluck Jonathan by tonguengineer(m): 11:01pm On Oct 06, 2017
deedeedee1:

Recession started around early 2014 when Jonathan was still president. I wonder when you ibos will accepts the fact that Jonathan is not coming back.
He is gone for good.
He was rejected.
Sir is there with worms in your brain
Because if that is your school of thought can u please explain how the dullard plunge us into recession in 1984 as well

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Celebrities / Re: Majid Michel: "I Used To Masturbate, I Felt Guilty & Very Dirty About It" by tonguengineer(m): 3:35pm On Oct 05, 2017
Dunno what guys do it. undecided[/quote



I don't understand please are u saying masturbation is only for ladies?

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Politics / Re: Who's The Worst Head Of State In Nigerian History? by tonguengineer(m): 7:52pm On Oct 04, 2017
Fakepastors:
if u call Buhari God punish u
Amen and that is why am saying number 12 all the way



Me be like

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Religion / Re: How We Bought RCCG Redemption Campground For Just N6, 000 – Adeboye by tonguengineer(m): 8:42am On Oct 03, 2017
Optional09:
Lie lie liars! I can give you names of the families that own most of the lands RCCG stole from and the court cases you are yet to win and the once you paid millions on. I hate lies
Mumu oya roll the family name out

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Politics / Re: U.S. Slams Military Option In Resolving Nigeria’s Conflicts by tonguengineer(m): 6:10pm On Sep 29, 2017
nototribalist:
Please when are they putting the dullard in ICC jail?

Afonjas come and defend your Hausa Fulanis masters
Abeg no be all afonja are gullible simpleton
Am not and can Neva support that cow called buhari
Phones / Re: Meet New Nokia 3310 With 3G Network That Cost Around N30,000 by tonguengineer(m): 6:04pm On Sep 29, 2017
autotrader014:
Nokia 3310 for N31k? With 1200mah battery..
Dem dey crase ni undecided
Oyamilenu
Crime / Re: Did I Really Rape Her? I'm Confused? by tonguengineer(m): 9:41am On Sep 27, 2017
Lalas247:

Stfu pls if u can't comment without insulting they don't mention me
Same way u have ur opinion same way I have mine just cause u don't like it doesn't mean nothing to me

Swerve wasteman
Why are u reasoning with ur anus
Common sense is very far from u as the east is far from The west ma'am
Opinion may be different truely but yours is a daft one
Laughing @ u like

Crime / Re: Did I Really Rape Her? I'm Confused? by tonguengineer(m): 9:40am On Sep 27, 2017
Lalas247:

Stfu pls if u can't comment without insulting they don't mention me
Same way u have ur opinion same way I have mine just cause u don't like it doesn't mean nothing to me

Swerve wasteman
Why are u reasoning with ur anus
Common sense is very far from u as the east is far from The west ma'am
Opinion may be different truely but yours is a daft one
Car Talk / Re: Water Powered Trike Goes From 0-60 In 0.55 Seconds (video) by tonguengineer(m): 10:47am On Sep 26, 2017
Just observing

Health / Re: 6-Year-old Boko Haram Victim Shocked Dubai Doctors Begins To Walk (Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 1:45pm On Sep 25, 2017
ultron12345:
I salute the doctors who made d operation a success, it wouldn't have been possible without them. No God, deity, church, or pastor could have been able to do anything in this case.

To those praising God, now that the operation was a success, they can't even mention the doctors, they are thanking God, but if the operation was unsuccessful, they won't blame God, they will rather blame d doctors, saying that they were incompetent and negligent.
Who is this sef

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Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi: “I Paved The Way For African Artistes In London” by tonguengineer(m): 6:21am On Sep 24, 2017
internationalman:
Edris and Blackface should fjust be this guy godfather already....
Na azadus and tetula go fit am pass

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Romance / Re: She Had 2 Abortions For Him, She's Pregnant Again & He Wants Another Abortion by tonguengineer(m): 4:57pm On Sep 16, 2017
RETIREDMUMU:
wake me up when u acknowledge u re the one embarassed
>: grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hurricane Irma Destroys Entire Barbuda, Caribbean Island (Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 11:27pm On Sep 15, 2017
aaronson:
I'm still wondering to myself, how did Albert Einstein ever know gravitational wave was responsibly for gravity?
That guy is greater than God for having such a bright mind, Even God the owner of the said universe can not put checks and balances to such disastrous disaster like hurricane. I believed if Einstein was still alive, he would have proffered solution to help Astrophysicist solve this hurricane disaster.
Are u saying Einstein is more intelligent than Godwhen d bible says the feature can never be greater than the Creator
Don't be deluded sir u need a sound mind

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 80k Job In Sokoto Or Relocate To Abuja To Hustle Please Advice. by tonguengineer(m): 5:34pm On Sep 13, 2017
easzypeaszy:
Guys please I need your advice.
I work in Sokoto but am thinking of relocating to either Lagos or Abuja for greener pasture, to go hustle and search for better job. Please what your take on this.
I don't have anything to say than to tell u to remember this quote..... That a bird at hand is worth fifty in the bush

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Or Harrysong: Who Killed The Ankara Concept? by tonguengineer(m): 5:30pm On Sep 13, 2017
DaInferno:
Nobody killed anything here
Your thought is as good as mine
Family / Re: Couple Compare Their 'Then & Now' Photos As They Mark 25th Wedding Anniversary by tonguengineer(m): 7:13am On Sep 12, 2017
optional1:
i am single and searching oh..

Pms start flooding in...
But, any guy sending pm must be tall, dark, beard gand, 6 pack, God fearing, rich, have house both in Nigeria and abroad, must have cars latest cars oh..
if you are one send pm...
Looking for a guy that possess all this qualities means u have to mould him yourself
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi, Aguero, Sanchez May Miss The World Cup. See Why by tonguengineer(m): 11:30pm On Sep 08, 2017
Neochemist:

Messi's career seems to be getting messy after his marriage.
Meanwhile let's solve this maths
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Politics / Re: Nigerians Will See The Level Of Corruption In APC Government After 2019- Makarfi by tonguengineer(m): 5:33pm On Sep 07, 2017
anyebedgreat:
better than the pdp government that were doing it to our face and we couldn't say anything. When you tried talking, they fire you like in the case of Emir Sanusi.
Na u mumu pass
Chaii wen will u have brain sef


APC no fire babachir because he dey exposed dem

If u don't mind I have zombie serum sir

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Career / Re: Brila FM Sacks Murphy Ijemba (radio Paparazi), Sean Amadi Others by tonguengineer(m): 10:12am On Sep 07, 2017
No Murphy No brilla for me
Same here bro



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Politics / Re: Tompolo Speaks From Hiding, Says: ‘JTF Will Pay For My Father’s Death’ by tonguengineer(m): 9:44am On Sep 07, 2017
slimghost:



Please show us his quotes where he threatened Buhari"s government before his persecution started . I am waiting!
I wonder
Politics / Re: Fayose Reacts To News Of Nigeria Being Out Of Recession by tonguengineer(m): 8:56am On Sep 07, 2017
PassingShot:
Some perpetually bitter souls will expectedly reject the claim and figures that confirm we're officially out of recession. They are same senseless wailers who rejoiced over the negative statistics that affirmed Nigeria was in recession. How can a set of people be this silly, confused and irrational?

NIGERIA IS OUT OF RECESSION. ACCEPT IT OR DRINK RAT POISON!

This time last year, a bag of rice was around N26k, today it's btw N14k and N16k.

This time last year, a small cup of Gaari was N50, today same measure about N20.

This time last year, a dollar was above N500, today it's less than N360.

Many other consumer goods have fallen drastically in price. Yet, wailing idiots and pigs would want us to believe otherwise.

PMB is shaming them with credible leadership.

PMB go rule una and una papa and mama till 2023 wether una like am or not.


U re just a gullible simpleton with that stupid and false adjective u re using to qualify the slowpoke u call ur President

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Politics / Re: Federal Executive Council Meeting Will Not Hold Tomorrow - Lai Mohammed by tonguengineer(m): 11:46pm On Sep 05, 2017
Oluwabusobomi:
It will never be well with Buhari and all those who brought him in
Amen
Politics / Re: President Buhari Watching Nigeria Vs Cameroon Match (Photo) by tonguengineer(m): 9:04am On Sep 05, 2017
Tolexander:
The sitting room is so simple and not really different from average Nigerian's sitting room.

Is that not a VHS video player I'm seeing in that shelf shocked grin shocked
So if that is it what now happen?

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: My Drawing Of Churchill ... Big Church Heaven. Nevetsibot. by tonguengineer(m): 8:58am On Sep 05, 2017
NevetsIbot:
I can't say much.... I'm tired... my head is smoking small small. this lack of sleep is something crazy.

well... I see the competition as a chance to publicize myself and the talent God gave me. so I went in for it.
hope I come out tops

jacksparr0w127, marvel1206. airforce1. juhann.


BTW... mynd... thanks for the advice you gave me. I'll work on it soon.
The Most High shall lift ur head up like the horn of a unicorn in Jesus name
Car Talk / Re: Nissan's Intelligent Rearview Mirror Gives Drivers An Extra Set Of Eyes by tonguengineer(m): 8:53am On Sep 05, 2017
awoo47:
Oh lord, i also want to comment on car section abt my own car embarassed embarassed nd pepper dose Nairaland chicks with my car embarassed
Nd show lalasticlala dat i can be victorious angry angry
If that it is the motives to get a toy am sorry to tell u that u may never get one
Celebrities / Re: Phyno's New Look & Style Is Just Amazing - See Pictures by tonguengineer(m): 5:16pm On Sep 04, 2017
DaBill001:


Seriously.....

Are u sure your name is not affecting u?
I think so
Health / Re: Resident Doctors Proceed On Indefinite Strike, Reject FG's Offer by tonguengineer(m): 9:25am On Sep 04, 2017
Every this idiot touch always turning to dust
Infact he is a JINX

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