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Politics / Re: Woman Welcome Her Soldier Husband From Fighting Boko Haram (Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 7:18am On Aug 11, 2017
vedaxcool:
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Remember what Obasanjo said: Fayose only impress illiterates. ... howelse is it possible for the army not to rotate or one person going home means what exactly?
Lobatan


Another zombie spotted



Your so called Matthew is just useless in this country and thunder go fire anybody wey dey call am an elder state man



He just kept his fingers crossed and kept embracing every of the apshit decisions and lie even the one that is capable of wrecking the country


Now the only opposition we have u re criticizing again



I know get ur time sef
Politics / Re: Woman Welcome Her Soldier Husband From Fighting Boko Haram (Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 7:07am On Aug 11, 2017
kinibigdeal:
I love Governor Fayose for giving APC a run for their money. He criticize them for not making rotation, now they did..and some will say the man is not making sense
No mind zombie
Crime / Re: Nigerian Air Force Airstrikes Sambisa Forest Killing Boko Haram Members(Video) by tonguengineer(m): 6:48am On Aug 11, 2017
marquay:
I love buhari soooo much
I love all our leaders.... They make me happy
I love buratai


I wan swear for u before but thank goodness that u said u dey lie.....meanwhile it is better to be a wailer than to be a zombie





APC deceiving Nigerian since 400BC














Na lie oh grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Reacts To Team Nigeria Returning Home Over Lack Of Funds by tonguengineer(m): 9:18pm On Aug 10, 2017
Eazylion:
even if d government pumps money into the competition, this guyz will still disgrace us.. itz safer to keep money.. nice decision by the govt.
But ur brain need complete overhauling for that gibberish u typed here

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Paul Kagame Wins 3rd Term After 17-year Presidency In Rwanda by tonguengineer(m): 12:02pm On Aug 10, 2017
DuBLINGreenb:
Stoopind pipu
How do they rig so efficiently even Jesus can not win 93% of votes
What has he given rwandans? Eternal life?
Beware of blasphemy please




What has Jesus come to do with this now

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Celebrities / Re: OzzyBosco Pictured With Olusegun Obasanjo by tonguengineer(m): 11:14am On Aug 10, 2017
All hail Matthew
Education / Re: Top 15 Most Selected Courses By Students In JAMB UTME 2017 by tonguengineer(m): 9:09pm On Aug 09, 2017
Ayam not understanding why the candidates don't want to study Yoruba engineering

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Business / Re: After 39.6% Growth, Analyst Still Bullish On Nigerian Equities Market by tonguengineer(m): 7:34am On Aug 09, 2017
All na wash
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Blasts Lauretta Onochie: "You Need A Brain Transfer" by tonguengineer(m): 11:27pm On Aug 08, 2017
omooba969:
Then FFK needs a mouth transfer. grin

The reasonable Nigerians know that your quest for the status of Buhari's health is not born out of good will but out of malignity.

FFK prolly thinks every Nigerian is as ignorant & callous as he is.

Mouthing off or bickering over irrelevant issues is politics of envy! cool


The same way the ghost president quest for yaradua resignation then isn't born of good will too

Vegetable and dullardeen president






Another zombie spotted
Politics / Re: Buhari's Govt Won't Succeed Until Amaechi Apologises To Pastors - Bishop Adeoye by tonguengineer(m): 6:18pm On Aug 08, 2017
yarimo:
AMEACHI will not and must not tender any apologise to any one of you, and BUHARI government will succeed by the grace of God
When??
Celebrities / Re: MI Abaga: "The Gay Law In Nigeria Is Stupid" by tonguengineer(m): 5:26am On Aug 08, 2017
Nofuckgiven:

He is not gay and neither am I. Just because he said the bitter truth doesn't make him gay. Let God judge the gays/lesbian. Fornication and adultery are also sins. None is bigger than any. All are sins.
What is the truth I'm the gibberish he said now


Nawa 4 u ooo


When did common sense become an alien to u too
Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie: It Is Disrespectful To Ask About Buhari's Health Status by tonguengineer(m): 4:57am On Aug 08, 2017
doctokwus:
How old is this woman again?
About 60 and still senseless!
That means she will be senseless for life
Because a fool @ 40 they say is a fool for life
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Walks 7KM With Pastors Before The Kick Off Of 65th Convention by tonguengineer(m): 8:46am On Aug 07, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
come on Adeboye, you don't need all these for good health when you can always pray good health into your life after all you drove from Ore to Lagos on empty tank
God is a miracle worker not a magician

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Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Shuts Down Benue With ‘Our Mumu Don Do’ Rally (Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 11:02pm On Aug 03, 2017
Saintsbrown:
This is what is expected of the youths of this country.
Imagine electing buhari tht has previously contested and lost 3 times
Only to win the 4th time and got overwhelmed and lost.
Maybe he felt being a president is a mere ceremonial title?
No single economic blue print, no direction on any national issue.
Toured the whole world in his first year and spending his second year on a sick bed in London.
Every sector of nation keeps getting worse unabated.
The whole nation is now on auto pilot.
APC Is a big failure.
Shame on lie Muhammad
Shame on Buhari.
Guy u don't vex oooo





U dey boil pass me sef
Romance / Re: This Is The Change Nigeria Is Looking For; Lady Shares Her Transformation Photos by tonguengineer(m): 10:39pm On Aug 03, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

If that is change...

What is this?
This is chanjii
Family / Re: My Wife's Sister Sneaked Out Of NYSC Camp & Came Into Our House, This Happened by tonguengineer(m): 12:32am On Aug 03, 2017
yomi007k:
shocked


Ur in trouble o.



The bond between she n her family is stronger dan d one between the 2 of u.
Am telling u
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Releases A Propaganda Footage Of Life In Sambisa Forest. Photos by tonguengineer(m): 12:11am On Aug 03, 2017
[quote author=CharlotteFlair post=59090955]Lolzzz...boko is back because the Southerner they succeeded to push out of government is soon to be replaced by yet another Southerner! grin. What osunbande will witness from
Hausa Fulani will be compared to only hell fire if dared become President. You know it deep down in your heart, you admit it in your closet, and you just wish it will go away.
That's why Ifayose is one of the greatest men of all times! Very fearless! Just today, I saw him on TV accusing the bad eggs in Nigeria army of corruption over BH issues and its sudden rejuvenation!

Another piece in Vanguard media had an Hausa man accusing the Borno govt of complicity in the stronghold of BH in that state when places like Yobe is calm.

My yorrober friends in APC are already strategizing on how to best deal with the situation if the expected eventually happens!

Igi ganganran magun mi l'oju, at okere latinwoo.[/quote
The correct proverb is one igi gogoro magunmi loju atokere lati n ye not WO
Like ur opinion sir

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Politics / Re: "You Can't Stop Nnamdi Kanu From Holding A Rally In Lagos" - FFK by tonguengineer(m): 9:29am On Aug 02, 2017
lofty900:
Nnamdi kanu will continue to hold rallies upon rallies upon his followers will get tired of the whole charade and come back to their senses
Or thought is as good as mine
Politics / Re: APC Is A Bullying Party, Says Atiku by tonguengineer(m): 8:57am On Aug 02, 2017
DamiBukola:


Atiku is the Messiah, the man who cannot be controlled by cabal, I call him one man platoon.


Vote for Atiku for a true & Fiscal Federalism
U never learn ur lesson




Then I call u eternal fool because u believe any politician at ur own peril

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Crime / Re: Alaka Abayomi Of Alaka Petroleum Apprehended Over Badoo Cult Killings (Video) by tonguengineer(m): 8:06am On Aug 02, 2017
PMWSpirit:

The green petrol station at sabo junction Alaka petrol , funny thing is that the bastard lives in magodo ooo
Really
I know the bastard but dunno he stays in magodo




Even didn't believe that he was among them........I thought it was a rumour


Nemesis has finally caught up with him




Remain that cripple man called "be happy" and eluku

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Politics / Re: Okowa Commissions Rain Oil Ultra Modern Mega Station And Mall In Asaba by tonguengineer(m): 6:30am On Aug 02, 2017
maxiuc:
Government and their love for Prado and landcruisers


Because landcruiser is one of the best bullet proof cars
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Shot Dead By Police In Enugu (More Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 1:51pm On Aug 01, 2017
Vickwinners:
OP were they killed?
No dey were spared






Mumu



Let sense fall on u please
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Shot Dead By Police In Enugu (More Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 1:51pm On Aug 01, 2017
Vickwinners:
OP were they killed?
No dey were spared






Mumu
Crime / Re: Armed Robber Killed By Enugu Police (Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 10:05am On Aug 01, 2017
axeman2:
What Happen To Our Politicians That Have Stolen Billion Of Naira These Criminals Dont Deserve To Die.
Ur needs complete overhauling
We don know ur type




So that politician are stealing is what gave them the license and the green card to crime too







Am just unfortunate to occupy the same nation space with a nincompoop,morons and slowpoke
Health / Re: Expert Reveals Dangers Of Unprotected Sex by tonguengineer(m): 9:29am On Aug 01, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Sex is life.



Don't shortchange yourself.
Eat the fruit of life raw.

Skin to skin is the best...
Remember, something must kill a man.
If you must use any protection, use anointing oil to lubricate bless your preek and sanctify the kpekus then you are good to go.


What is the essence of using a condom to prevent dying from gonorrhea when malaria can still kill you faster? undecided
Werey rey oooooo

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Education / Re: Loyola Jesuit Abuja In Pictures by tonguengineer(m): 9:22am On Aug 01, 2017
PrinceMario:
Lol grin

Noe mind the guy... LJC students are okay but not to the length of solving a 100L mathematics talkless of competing with a graduate.
Wetin my eyes see bro... Mouth noe fit talk am finish
Abi na
Those one are even too much........I ll gv them some calculus questions right away and even there teachers no fit attempt it
Still teaching and I love teaching though
What are u up to??
Sports / Re: Nwankwo Kanu Celebrates His 41st Birthday Today by tonguengineer(m): 9:18am On Aug 01, 2017
zinachidi:
Wow, never knew this guy had a champions league medal. With which club? Does anyone know?? Cos its definitely not Arsenal.


HBD Legend...
This is not fair na
......
are u trying to mock arsenal?
They said if u want to hide something from arsenal just put it inside champions league cup





Anyway he won it for ajax in 1995 with Edwin van der sar
Education / Re: Loyola Jesuit Abuja In Pictures by tonguengineer(m): 8:55am On Aug 01, 2017
PrinceMario:
Oga mi... Noe be the same Loyola wey dey abj ni There students are good; no doubt about that. But saying an O'level Loyola leaver will compete with with a uni or polytechnic graduate is overhyping at it peak.
Knew a couple of them in my faculty, they are good but not to the length of competiting with an undergraduate talkless of a graduate. None of them is in faculty top 5-10.

Let them handle ordinary 4×4 matrix or basic Lagrangian and let's see if dem go still dey alive to tell the story.
U even try sef......make dem come help me solve some Fourier series and Laplace transforms here
Politics / Re: Where Is Your President? CNN Asks Nigerians by tonguengineer(m): 6:35am On Aug 01, 2017
Dudeweedlmao:


They didn't just follow me to the booth, they put a gun to my head and made sure i do their bidding. The even kidnapped the ones i love and held them at gunpoint with very specific instruction - "Vote for our puppet or you'll never see your loved once again"
Really maybe am not in this planet then
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power Agro Assessment Test Ends August 1, Teach Starts August 2 by tonguengineer(m): 3:05pm On Jul 31, 2017
dammy13:
​Assessment test for N-Power Agro applicants will end August 1.

This is contained in an update/reminder on N-Power website.

The current Agro test only applies to those who registered between June 13 and July 14.

Applicants in different categories in N-Power test which started July 1 have attempted the test. They are Tax, Health and Agro.

Fabinfos reports that applicants under Teach category will be start theirs by August 2.

However, applicants who registered between July 15 and 27 will commence their test from August 17.

The N-portal reopened for registration on Tuesday​ June 13 and was scheduled to close on July 13.

But Acting President Yemi Osinbajo intervened and extended registration by two weeks.

Meanwhile, Kogi State Governor, Yahaya Bello, has assured the N-Power teach volunteers in the state that they will be absorbed into the civil service at the end of their service.

http://fabinfos.com/n-power-agro-assessment-test-ends-august-1-teach-starts-august-2/

Pls what is the merit or demerit of writing the test twice
Will it increase or decrease my chance of getting recruited
Family / Re: Does This Little Boy Deserve This Punishment? (photo) by tonguengineer(m): 7:24am On Jul 31, 2017
vizkiz:
lol...At least he wasn't beaten.

Don't try that with a black mum Cuz you will know the difference between;

Igbati
Igbaju
Ifoju
Iforun
Ifomu

The next time you see a fridge, fear go grip you. We train kids from childhood that is why they don't grow up being dummies and crackheads
So ll assume that people that are dummies here on NL (zombie)

Lack the manual overide to return to factory settings (igbaju,igbamu,iforun,iko,ifomu,ifoju) like this

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