Politics / Re: Woman Welcome Her Soldier Husband From Fighting Boko Haram (Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 7:18am On Aug 11, 2017 |
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Remember what Obasanjo said: Fayose only impress illiterates. ... howelse is it possible for the army not to rotate or one person going home means what exactly? Lobatan Another zombie spotted Your so called Matthew is just useless in this country and thunder go fire anybody wey dey call am an elder state man He just kept his fingers crossed and kept embracing every of the apshit decisions and lie even the one that is capable of wrecking the country Now the only opposition we have u re criticizing again I know get ur time sef |
Politics / Re: Woman Welcome Her Soldier Husband From Fighting Boko Haram (Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 7:07am On Aug 11, 2017 |
kinibigdeal: I love Governor Fayose for giving APC a run for their money. He criticize them for not making rotation, now they did..and some will say the man is not making sense No mind zombie |
Crime / Re: Nigerian Air Force Airstrikes Sambisa Forest Killing Boko Haram Members(Video) by tonguengineer(m): 6:48am On Aug 11, 2017 |
marquay: I love buhari soooo much I love all our leaders.... They make me happy I love buratai
I wan swear for u before but thank goodness that u said u dey lie.....meanwhile it is better to be a wailer than to be a zombie
APC deceiving Nigerian since 400BC
Na lie oh ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Reacts To Team Nigeria Returning Home Over Lack Of Funds by tonguengineer(m): 9:18pm On Aug 10, 2017 |
Eazylion: even if d government pumps money into the competition, this guyz will still disgrace us.. itz safer to keep money.. nice decision by the govt. But ur brain need complete overhauling for that gibberish u typed here 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Paul Kagame Wins 3rd Term After 17-year Presidency In Rwanda by tonguengineer(m): 12:02pm On Aug 10, 2017 |
DuBLINGreenb: Stoopind pipu How do they rig so efficiently even Jesus can not win 93% of votes What has he given rwandans? Eternal life? Beware of blasphemy please What has Jesus come to do with this now 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: OzzyBosco Pictured With Olusegun Obasanjo by tonguengineer(m): 11:14am On Aug 10, 2017 |
All hail Matthew |
Education / Re: Top 15 Most Selected Courses By Students In JAMB UTME 2017 by tonguengineer(m): 9:09pm On Aug 09, 2017 |
Ayam not understanding why the candidates don't want to study Yoruba engineering 1 Like
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Business / Re: After 39.6% Growth, Analyst Still Bullish On Nigerian Equities Market by tonguengineer(m): 7:34am On Aug 09, 2017 |
All na wash |
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Blasts Lauretta Onochie: "You Need A Brain Transfer" by tonguengineer(m): 11:27pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
omooba969: Then FFK needs a mouth transfer. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
The reasonable Nigerians know that your quest for the status of Buhari's health is not born out of good will but out of malignity.
FFK prolly thinks every Nigerian is as ignorant & callous as he is.
Mouthing off or bickering over irrelevant issues is politics of envy! ![cool](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cool.png) The same way the ghost president quest for yaradua resignation then isn't born of good will too Vegetable and dullardeen president Another zombie spotted |
Politics / Re: Buhari's Govt Won't Succeed Until Amaechi Apologises To Pastors - Bishop Adeoye by tonguengineer(m): 6:18pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
yarimo: AMEACHI will not and must not tender any apologise to any one of you, and BUHARI government will succeed by the grace of God When?? |
Celebrities / Re: MI Abaga: "The Gay Law In Nigeria Is Stupid" by tonguengineer(m): 5:26am On Aug 08, 2017 |
Nofuckgiven:
He is not gay and neither am I. Just because he said the bitter truth doesn't make him gay. Let God judge the gays/lesbian. Fornication and adultery are also sins. None is bigger than any. All are sins. What is the truth I'm the gibberish he said now Nawa 4 u ooo When did common sense become an alien to u too |
Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie: It Is Disrespectful To Ask About Buhari's Health Status by tonguengineer(m): 4:57am On Aug 08, 2017 |
doctokwus: How old is this woman again? About 60 and still senseless! That means she will be senseless for life Because a fool @ 40 they say is a fool for life |
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Walks 7KM With Pastors Before The Kick Off Of 65th Convention by tonguengineer(m): 8:46am On Aug 07, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord: come on Adeboye, you don't need all these for good health when you can always pray good health into your life after all you drove from Ore to Lagos on empty tank God is a miracle worker not a magician 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Shuts Down Benue With ‘Our Mumu Don Do’ Rally (Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 11:02pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
Saintsbrown: This is what is expected of the youths of this country. Imagine electing buhari tht has previously contested and lost 3 times Only to win the 4th time and got overwhelmed and lost. Maybe he felt being a president is a mere ceremonial title? No single economic blue print, no direction on any national issue. Toured the whole world in his first year and spending his second year on a sick bed in London. Every sector of nation keeps getting worse unabated. The whole nation is now on auto pilot. APC Is a big failure. Shame on lie Muhammad Shame on Buhari. Guy u don't vex oooo U dey boil pass me sef |
Romance / Re: This Is The Change Nigeria Is Looking For; Lady Shares Her Transformation Photos by tonguengineer(m): 10:39pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
NwaAmaikpe: ![shocked](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/shocked.gif)
If that is change...
What is this? This is chanjii |
Family / Re: My Wife's Sister Sneaked Out Of NYSC Camp & Came Into Our House, This Happened by tonguengineer(m): 12:32am On Aug 03, 2017 |
yomi007k: ![shocked](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/shocked.gif)
Ur in trouble o.
The bond between she n her family is stronger dan d one between the 2 of u. Am telling u |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Releases A Propaganda Footage Of Life In Sambisa Forest. Photos by tonguengineer(m): 12:11am On Aug 03, 2017 |
[quote author=CharlotteFlair post=59090955]Lolzzz...boko is back because the Southerner they succeeded to push out of government is soon to be replaced by yet another Southerner! ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) . What osunbande will witness from Hausa Fulani will be compared to only hell fire if dared become President. You know it deep down in your heart, you admit it in your closet, and you just wish it will go away. That's why Ifayose is one of the greatest men of all times! Very fearless! Just today, I saw him on TV accusing the bad eggs in Nigeria army of corruption over BH issues and its sudden rejuvenation! Another piece in Vanguard media had an Hausa man accusing the Borno govt of complicity in the stronghold of BH in that state when places like Yobe is calm. My yorrober friends in APC are already strategizing on how to best deal with the situation if the expected eventually happens! Igi ganganran magun mi l'oju, at okere latinwoo.[/quote The correct proverb is one igi gogoro magunmi loju atokere lati n ye not WO Like ur opinion sir 1 Like |
Politics / Re: "You Can't Stop Nnamdi Kanu From Holding A Rally In Lagos" - FFK by tonguengineer(m): 9:29am On Aug 02, 2017 |
lofty900: Nnamdi kanu will continue to hold rallies upon rallies upon his followers will get tired of the whole charade and come back to their senses Or thought is as good as mine |
Politics / Re: APC Is A Bullying Party, Says Atiku by tonguengineer(m): 8:57am On Aug 02, 2017 |
DamiBukola:
Atiku is the Messiah, the man who cannot be controlled by cabal, I call him one man platoon.
Vote for Atiku for a true & Fiscal Federalism U never learn ur lesson Then I call u eternal fool because u believe any politician at ur own peril 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Alaka Abayomi Of Alaka Petroleum Apprehended Over Badoo Cult Killings (Video) by tonguengineer(m): 8:06am On Aug 02, 2017 |
PMWSpirit:
The green petrol station at sabo junction Alaka petrol , funny thing is that the bastard lives in magodo ooo Really ![](/faces/huh.png) I know the bastard but dunno he stays in magodo Even didn't believe that he was among them........I thought it was a rumour Nemesis has finally caught up with him Remain that cripple man called "be happy" and eluku 9 Likes |
Politics / Re: Okowa Commissions Rain Oil Ultra Modern Mega Station And Mall In Asaba by tonguengineer(m): 6:30am On Aug 02, 2017 |
maxiuc: Government and their love for Prado and landcruisers
Because landcruiser is one of the best bullet proof cars |
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Shot Dead By Police In Enugu (More Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 1:51pm On Aug 01, 2017 |
Vickwinners: OP were they killed? No dey were spared Mumu Let sense fall on u please |
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Shot Dead By Police In Enugu (More Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 1:51pm On Aug 01, 2017 |
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Crime / Re: Armed Robber Killed By Enugu Police (Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 10:05am On Aug 01, 2017 |
axeman2: What Happen To Our Politicians That Have Stolen Billion Of Naira These Criminals Dont Deserve To Die. Ur needs complete overhauling We don know ur type So that politician are stealing is what gave them the license and the green card to crime too Am just unfortunate to occupy the same nation space with a nincompoop,morons and slowpoke |
Health / Re: Expert Reveals Dangers Of Unprotected Sex by tonguengineer(m): 9:29am On Aug 01, 2017 |
NwaAmaikpe: ![shocked](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/shocked.gif)
Sex is life.
Don't shortchange yourself. Eat the fruit of life raw.
Skin to skin is the best... Remember, something must kill a man. If you must use any protection, use anointing oil to lubricate bless your preek and sanctify the kpekus then you are good to go.
What is the essence of using a condom to prevent dying from gonorrhea when malaria can still kill you faster? ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) Werey rey oooooo 1 Like |
Education / Re: Loyola Jesuit Abuja In Pictures by tonguengineer(m): 9:22am On Aug 01, 2017 |
PrinceMario: Lol ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
Noe mind the guy... LJC students are okay but not to the length of solving a 100L mathematics talkless of competing with a graduate. Wetin my eyes see bro... Mouth noe fit talk am finish
Abi na Those one are even too much........I ll gv them some calculus questions right away and even there teachers no fit attempt it Still teaching and I love teaching though What are u up to ![](/faces/huh.png) ?? |
Sports / Re: Nwankwo Kanu Celebrates His 41st Birthday Today by tonguengineer(m): 9:18am On Aug 01, 2017 |
zinachidi: Wow, never knew this guy had a champions league medal. With which club? Does anyone know?? Cos its definitely not Arsenal.
HBD Legend... This is not fair na ...... are u trying to mock arsenal? They said if u want to hide something from arsenal just put it inside champions league cup Anyway he won it for ajax in 1995 with Edwin van der sar |
Education / Re: Loyola Jesuit Abuja In Pictures by tonguengineer(m): 8:55am On Aug 01, 2017 |
PrinceMario: Oga mi... Noe be the same Loyola wey dey abj ni There students are good; no doubt about that. But saying an O'level Loyola leaver will compete with with a uni or polytechnic graduate is overhyping at it peak. Knew a couple of them in my faculty, they are good but not to the length of competiting with an undergraduate talkless of a graduate. None of them is in faculty top 5-10.
Let them handle ordinary 4×4 matrix or basic Lagrangian and let's see if dem go still dey alive to tell the story. U even try sef......make dem come help me solve some Fourier series and Laplace transforms here |
Politics / Re: Where Is Your President? CNN Asks Nigerians by tonguengineer(m): 6:35am On Aug 01, 2017 |
Dudeweedlmao:
They didn't just follow me to the booth, they put a gun to my head and made sure i do their bidding. The even kidnapped the ones i love and held them at gunpoint with very specific instruction - "Vote for our puppet or you'll never see your loved once again" Really maybe am not in this planet then |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power Agro Assessment Test Ends August 1, Teach Starts August 2 by tonguengineer(m): 3:05pm On Jul 31, 2017 |
dammy13: Assessment test for N-Power Agro applicants will end August 1.
This is contained in an update/reminder on N-Power website.
The current Agro test only applies to those who registered between June 13 and July 14.
Applicants in different categories in N-Power test which started July 1 have attempted the test. They are Tax, Health and Agro.
Fabinfos reports that applicants under Teach category will be start theirs by August 2.
However, applicants who registered between July 15 and 27 will commence their test from August 17.
The N-portal reopened for registration on Tuesday June 13 and was scheduled to close on July 13.
But Acting President Yemi Osinbajo intervened and extended registration by two weeks.
Meanwhile, Kogi State Governor, Yahaya Bello, has assured the N-Power teach volunteers in the state that they will be absorbed into the civil service at the end of their service.
http://fabinfos.com/n-power-agro-assessment-test-ends-august-1-teach-starts-august-2/
Pls what is the merit or demerit of writing the test twice Will it increase or decrease my chance of getting recruited |
Family / Re: Does This Little Boy Deserve This Punishment? (photo) by tonguengineer(m): 7:24am On Jul 31, 2017 |
vizkiz: lol...At least he wasn't beaten.
Don't try that with a black mum Cuz you will know the difference between;
Igbati Igbaju Ifoju Iforun Ifomu
The next time you see a fridge, fear go grip you. We train kids from childhood that is why they don't grow up being dummies and crackheads So ll assume that people that are dummies here on NL (zombie) Lack the manual overide to return to factory settings (igbaju,igbamu,iforun,iko,ifomu,ifoju) like this
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