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Celebrities / Re: Victor Anichebe Flies Dj Cuppy To His New Base In China [PICS] by tonguengineer(m): 12:26pm On Jul 20, 2017
[quote author=newyorks post=58641884]Victor can never be a role model of a typical footballer. what coarse of career!sadsmileysmileysmileysmiley never seen him play a complete 50mins in a row. [/quote)
Warrisdis
Politics / Re: How Many Hours Of Electricity Do You Use In Your Area Per Day? by tonguengineer(m): 6:03am On Jul 20, 2017
Tiffbuxas:
15 minutes in total throughout yesterday my Lil bro calculated it, as a punishment I gave him
Baba were ni e sha
Y u no kuku tell am sey make he dey count water
Politics / Re: Osun Disburses First Tranche Of Paris Club Refund Released By FG by tonguengineer(m): 2:47pm On Jul 19, 2017
Minjim:
Better governor
bros if I don't know anything pls be quiet because it is far better than ahoweing encomium on the least person that deserves it
I want to believe that is intense sarcasm tho
Business / Re: CBN Extends Support To Skye Bank by tonguengineer(m): 10:49am On Jul 19, 2017
IDEKEALUMONA:
Good one from CBN,they should do everything possible to support the bank, we cannot afford bank collapse with its attendant job loss at this time.

Relatively cheap plots of land at different locations in Trans-Ekulu Enugu for sale.

Call:0-8-1-0-5-8-6-6-4-7-3*
Am an afonja
Can I get 2plots
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Just Landed Another Job Via Nairaland!! by tonguengineer(m): 9:08am On Jul 19, 2017
charles009:
Hello folks,

Humongous thanks to the great men and women putting up job posts on Nairaland. I am grateful

I am same guy who shared a story of how he was mysteriously asked to resign after series of dreams about his son.

The truth is I just landed another mega gig with an even bigger firm.

Few points: I was out of job for barely 1 month and I am posting this to encourage a few unemployed out there.
Do not loose hope yet!!

Prayer: Most important key. God has not finished with you yet.
Network-Dont fail to tell your friends, family, foes you out of work, you never can tell who has an information to share.
Update yourself: get enough certifications, take courses, online courses, whatever. please always update yourself. The trend is shifting and very quickly.

If your 2017 has not been going as planned, please do not despair, for we all can only do as little as hope and pray. And May God hear our fervent prayers this year in Jesus name Amen.
Tnkz for the word of encouragement.God is still in Tue business of duwing wonders
Tell them now ama living testimony too
Pets / Re: Teenager Cries As He Buries His Dead Dog (Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 1:11pm On Jul 18, 2017
pyyxxaro:
For dog naim u de cry like this

If BUHARI die now, wetin u go come dooo undecided
Buhari ke
The dog is so dear to him than Buhari
Even me sef a chick and leaves are so precious to me than that tyrant
Politics / Re: Fayose Personally Supervises Distribution Of Food Items To Ekiti Residents. PICS by tonguengineer(m): 11:09am On Jul 18, 2017
simplyhonest:
as usual... governor for stomach infrastructure ...and to think this man is pulling off this SCAM in a state with the tag of "fountain of knowledge"....what a shame. all the falanas and afe babalolas of this world, and this is what they produce as a leader.... what an irony of life
All I know is that he is beta than the daftest governor republic of Nigeria has ever produced (aregbesola)
Celebrities / Re: Temi Otedola Shows Off Her Closet in London Home by tonguengineer(m): 11:02am On Jul 18, 2017
iamwoods:
dey enjoy na nah your life so live it and stop disturbing with your useless pics here we v got better things to waste mb on idiot
No vex abeg

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Celebrities / Re: Temi Otedola Shows Off Her Closet in London Home by tonguengineer(m): 10:58am On Jul 18, 2017
dingbang:
Does she have sense?
Kilode
Celebrities / Re: Fola Falana Is Engaged. Falz' Sister Set To Marry (Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 9:11am On Jul 17, 2017
YabaLeftist:
undecided

The geh no fine sef. Falz fine pass am sef.
Ur thought is as good as mine
Politics / Re: Kanti Bello Says President Buhari Has Failed, Regrets Inviting Him To Politics by tonguengineer(m): 9:10am On Jul 17, 2017
Even the cheapest of the cheapest of he s campaign promise he cannot fufil
The bigot and tyrant promised to feed primary school with a meal daily but it seems all the promise has hit brick wall
What even the dullest governor in the whole of federal republic of Nigeria achieve d(aregbesola)
Bubu and his cursed party are just a disgrace to human race

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 16 Crazy Laws That Only Exist In North Korea by tonguengineer(m): 2:37pm On Jul 16, 2017
don4ye:
3.Only 55% of eligible U.S citizens voted during the 2016 election. In North Korea it is illegal not to vote, as the government mandates that all of its citizens must vote. Unfortunately, the government also mandates that all 100% of North Korean citizens vote for the same person
N Korea na end time country
Romance / Re: Photo Of A Lady Holding A Man By His Balls Goes Viral by tonguengineer(m): 11:40pm On Jul 15, 2017
ecoeco:
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unequivocally promiscuous reprobates

perverted all-befouling mass of neuroses and pathologies

ineffably demented sycophants

feculent mattress-soiling derelicts

sickly subliterate rapscallions



#Eco99#

Are u typing or communicating or free styling or passing information.

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Business / Re: Why Is It That GTBank Branches Don't Have Gates? by tonguengineer(m): 8:03am On Jul 15, 2017
obiech:
Those in my area have sha
U can lie
Politics / Re: How Jonathan Reduced Electrify Tariff To Get Votes In 2015 – Fashola by tonguengineer(m): 6:04pm On Jul 14, 2017
agbangam:


Chief wailer, probably u live in bush cos power have improved so much. Ur Hero was n is still a known thief. Mr stealing is not Corruption.
Indeed u re a dullard too
Didn't the chief dullard said abacha is not corrupt too
Politics / Re: How Jonathan Reduced Electrify Tariff To Get Votes In 2015 – Fashola by tonguengineer(m): 6:01pm On Jul 14, 2017
Gayigaskia:
This tread is already infected by a lot of idiots above. GEJ was the worst thing that happened to Nigeria fact.
Ur stupidity is out of this world
So u prefer the Daura President tenure to gej
U need urgent medical attention because it is either there are worms in ur brain or their is no brain their at all
Politics / Re: How Jonathan Reduced Electrify Tariff To Get Votes In 2015 – Fashola by tonguengineer(m): 5:56pm On Jul 14, 2017
fistonati:
APC should do the same come 2019 and see how Nigerians will vote for your party. Nigerians have really suffered because of your 3-in-1 personality.
And what is the 3-1 personality
Travel / Re: Dogs Check Luggage At Lagos Airport (Video) by tonguengineer(m): 5:39pm On Jul 14, 2017
ULSHERLAN:
Dogs have better smell than humans.
Trained dogs can smell hard drugs from far away. We should be applauding our authorities. It's not every time you condemn cos if you go outside Nigeria and see this, you will come here and be praising such countries
No mind am na im mumu pass
Travel / Re: 4 Interesting Facts About Nigeria You Probably Didn’t Know by tonguengineer(m): 5:29pm On Jul 14, 2017
ADEWUMIMichael:
God bless NIGERIA
God bless Buhari
God bless OSIBANJO
God bless ME
God bless Nairaland
Are u well at all
Another Daura President sited
Phones / Re: The Real Reason Why You Put Your Phone On Airplane “flight” Mode In the Plane by tonguengineer(m): 5:25pm On Jul 14, 2017
[quote author=Nikbaebrown post=58454137]
"You may have heard that unpleasant noise from an audio system, that occasionally happens when a mobile phone is nearby."

Hmmm!! Thats An Explicit Scenario. Ah Swear It Is Really Exasperating To One's Equainmity. I Resent Such Annoying Decibels, It Ruffles My Patience.
angry angry >smiley

What are u saying
Celebrities / Re: Lola Margaret Oladipupo Arrested For Fraud In The US by tonguengineer(m): 7:21am On Jul 13, 2017
MrMcJay:
Fraud, Homosexuality, Theft, Adultery, Lesbianism, Prostitution, Occultism, etc.

Nollywood is one of the largest congregation of criminals in Nigeria.
I beleive
Politics / Re: "I Will Release 11 Damaging Pictures Of Sick President Buhari" – Fayose by tonguengineer(m): 11:42pm On Jul 12, 2017
Sarrki u mumu gan
U need to join him on that sick bed in London cuz it seems tetanus don enter ur brain
Celebrities / Re: Daniel Duro Oyebanjo's 70th Birthday. D'Banj Celebrates With His Father (Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 8:48pm On Jul 12, 2017
Though I no see the pix but lemme comment



See as dbanj fresh die for the pix
Politics / Re: Locally Fabricated Patrol Vehicles Launched By The Nigerian Army. Photos by tonguengineer(m): 3:43pm On Jul 11, 2017
Na u mumu pass...........and I knw sey ordinary iron u no fit operate
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan: "EFCC Sent Assassins After Me, Bugged My Phones" by tonguengineer(m): 12:14pm On Jul 11, 2017
Doing what
Crime / Re: Ojo Adebowale Viwanu's Facebook Account Hacked By Security Guard by tonguengineer(m): 12:12pm On Jul 11, 2017
Badt guy
Education / Re: Accident Victim Becomes Benson Idahosa University Best Graduating Student by tonguengineer(m): 7:03pm On Jul 10, 2017
Your mind is depraved and u need a medical check up
Celebrities / Re: Majid Michel's Wife & Kids Join Him As He Kneels Down & Ministers In Church(pic) by tonguengineer(m): 4:31pm On Jul 10, 2017
Pastor majid
Properties / Re: Somebody's Living Room Flooded In Lekki After The Rain (Photo) by tonguengineer(m): 4:08pm On Jul 10, 2017
Monk92:

U r a bastard !!!! !!
Bros u don vex
Politics / Re: Ademola Adeleke Dances To Celebrate His Victory In Osun West Bye-Election. Video by tonguengineer(m): 3:42pm On Jul 10, 2017
kocvalour:
chai

dis country is dead like buhari
In fact it is a simile like as dead as bubu
Religion / Re: How An Angel Of God Made Me Invisible To Guys Armed With Guns Who Came For Me. by tonguengineer(m): 5:00am On Jul 10, 2017
So tithe is the first criteria of QUOTING you right
And if it is the answer is YES
BUT KNOW THAT THOSE WHO FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THE VISIBLE WILL FOREVER REMAIN INVISIBLE
Politics / Re: Youths Wear Goodluck Jonathan Mask In Kano As Ex President Visits (Pics) by tonguengineer(m): 4:56pm On Jul 09, 2017
[quote author=MediumStout post=58281746]


Ur stupidity smells to the high heavens

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