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Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Meets George Weah, Liberian President-Elect by tonguengineer(m): 3:40am On Dec 28, 2017
thesicilian:
Common Ballon d'Or that even Mikel Obi can win next year.
No be next year na tomorrow
Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: "No More Importing & Exporting Of Fuel By 2019". Nigerians React by tonguengineer(m): 11:22pm On Dec 26, 2017
shervydman:

10years?? undecided.....Lagos allocated ibeju land for the refinery to dangote in 2014, was he building the refinery in d sky before?
Bro I tire oooo
I have never open next page for comment before on nairaland but i have to do today to attack this idiot and when I see sey u have done the necessary now I have to swallow my venom

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Politics / Re: Aregbesola To Osun Workers: Please Endure Our Season Of Famine‘ll End By March by tonguengineer(m): 12:16pm On Dec 24, 2017
SpecialAdviser:
Sometimes I hardly fantom how these people govern. This issue of governance is not about party, not about tribe or about a group but just based on individual.

How come at a time Enugu state governor is playing 13th month salary even with all the projects he is doing, this man is talking about endurance?

Chaiii
I wonder ooooo
Politics / Re: Worsening Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria, Buhari Should Resign As Petroleum Minister by tonguengineer(m): 8:38am On Dec 22, 2017
bolt000:
And after all this one.. one useless youth would now subscribe(with hin own money) and come online to start defending this useless govt. You must be under a spell, infact you're cursed, you're mad, walai ori e ti buru.
No vex pls
Crime / Re: Customer Hacks Unity Bank System, Steals N23 Million With ATM Card by tonguengineer(m): 8:07am On Dec 22, 2017
Holyvurgin17:
wait why is nobody talking about the latest BADOO attack in ibeshe
Did those bastards strike in ibeshe again
Phones / Re: Itel Announce S32 Smartphone With Dual Selfie Camera And Fingerprint Scanner by tonguengineer(m): 8:16am On Dec 16, 2017
klinro:
Got my own last week. I should do and review sef
How much did u get it
Religion / Re: What Daddy Freeze Won't Tell The Sheeples About Church Giving by tonguengineer(m): 4:47pm On Dec 13, 2017
honniemail:
Tithing works for me and there is nothing anyone would say to change me...i had a personal convinction nd i am tithing till i die by God's grace.

I was once an unbeliever who criticise this...i would say "look at these pple moving around in their legedese benz..funding their GO's to get jets

But now i know better by HIS grace..

I wont say freeze is wrong...but he doesnt have an indepth understanding of giving

He is freeing d "sheepie" on tithing, has he heard of sacrificial given

He shouldnt even bother to know cos he will develop heart attack when he gets to know wat we are parting with to give as sacrifice not to man but to God who has put it in our hands

Tithes and offerings are used to pay salaries of worker i.epastors, acountants..clearners etc

Their are over 18000 working staffs in my church are they not citizens of this country
Does frezze and his followers know how many family that is being fed,housed nd educated with this salary they earn frm f church

Is it not the tithe that is being use to pay them??
Pls i want to know how the pastor is embezzling d moni cos me i am not understanding

Even d private jets is not bought in d pastors name its in d church name nd i know of times delegates av gine on trips with this jet thats on several occassion withiout d GO's

I pay my tithe
I give to my parents
I give to d needy around me
And i touch lives in my little capacity

And i will continue to do so till Jesus come
Thank you ma
Romance / Re: They Called Me 'lord Of The Rings', Lady Set To Wed Boyfriend After 8years(pics) by tonguengineer(m): 12:48am On Dec 12, 2017
AlvanT:
So who exactly are you? Samwise Gamgi, Frodo or Bilbo Baggings? grin
Na gandulf baba
Travel / Re: Petrolex Mega Oil City, Ibefun In Ogun State (Photos, Videos) by tonguengineer(m): 12:36am On Dec 12, 2017
ipodstinks:
Niger delta oil. Na them create am or what is it the Niger delta sow. Mumu
Oyamilenu

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Arrives France Ahead Of One Planet Summit In France(pics) by tonguengineer(m): 12:34am On Dec 12, 2017
gilgal7:
original Badoo... they see me rolling they hate it ... we trying to get riding dirty ... my swagger so bad they hate it ...
Please what is the name of the song with that lyrics
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Visits Dele Momodu In Lagos (Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 5:30pm On Dec 02, 2017
dahunsy:
Coughs***clear throat # Atiku is not articulated at allll.....his move is so so predictable!!! Doing the same thing for years still failing.
But he never fail reach jibrin na
Trying since 2003-2015 intact he is a legendary failure

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Politics / Re: VP Osinbajo Arrives Osogbo Amid Tight Security Presence (see Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 7:14am On Dec 01, 2017
crownedprinz:
as funny as it sounds....vp osinbanjo tenure is not as boring as vp Namadi sambo tenure.....he was totally idle...
When ur president is hardworking it will seems like the VP is inactive.......osinbajo is hardworking because he knows his boss is a vegetable president and a time bomb that can explode any minute.I mean a fortuitous occurrence and an happening stance
Politics / Re: Jonathan Is A Patriotic, Exemplary Leader Says APC by tonguengineer(m): 5:12pm On Nov 21, 2017
NgeneUkwenu:
Patriotic Thief!!!

I hear!
Abacha is not corrupt (buhari)
Celebrities / Re: After Welcoming His 3rd Son, Wizkid Announces More Babies On The Way by tonguengineer(m): 9:36am On Nov 21, 2017
kendrace:
Continue jare... is it not your money?
U mean u can open ur legs for him too
Or u won't mind giving him triplet
Politics / Re: Buhari's Achievements Laudable Despite Inheriting An Empty Purse - Lai Mohammed by tonguengineer(m): 5:38pm On Nov 17, 2017
Paperwhite:
[/b]"Corruption is no longer possible on the table. It has been driven under, with those still engaged constantly being made to watch their backs.''[b]
No wonder corruption in the APC regime have taken a more sophiscated corrupt dimension-stealing via the back door while being swept under the carpet.NNPC-gate & Mainagate comes into mind.
Efcc gate nko

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Education / Re: China Opens World’s Coolest Library, Its Interior Will Take Your Breath Away(pic by tonguengineer(m): 5:34pm On Nov 17, 2017
agadez007:
Meanwhile one African Country that prides itself as the Giant of Africa is planning on building the biggest Mosque

Nigeria is doomed with the Set of Leaders we have today
No be highest mosque na highest statue in imo
Politics / Re: Anyim Pius Anyim Arrested By EFCC In Abuja by tonguengineer(m): 5:11pm On Nov 17, 2017
NgeneUkwenu:
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Buhari Belongs To No One! Allow The EFCC To Do Their Job!

This Is One Of The Legacies Of Your Hero.
And the legacy of ur presidiot is.........
Abacha is not corrupt__buhari
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updates On Beneficiaries With Device On Hold And Not N-agro #npowerng2017 by tonguengineer(m): 12:11am On Nov 12, 2017
npowerng:



Did you attend the training for N-agro ?
Pls how can I know if am among the chosen few that has just been selected?
I applied for n agro
Education / Re: Winners Chapel To Build A University In Ghana by tonguengineer(m): 3:49pm On Nov 09, 2017
Statsocial:

Initially it was meant to be named kings uni but another university has now been registered to that name. So i guess they would chose something else but I don't know what they ve chosen right now.
Kk thanks

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Education / Re: Winners Chapel To Build A University In Ghana by tonguengineer(m): 12:40am On Nov 09, 2017
Statsocial:

The Church has two universities in Nigeria already and two more currently under construction. This Ghanian own is to serve living faith members in over 150 branches in Ghana and is the only one planned for the nation Ghana till at least 2032.

*Someone just said living faith members can't afford the ones in Naija and I just laugh. You just come to Covenant on Sunday when Living faith finishes their service in Canaanland then you would understand that indeed many Living faith families are schooling in CU. Hence their is usually more activity in the university on Sunday than on Saturday because parents would definitely come around to check their wards. And that's just Living Faith Canaanland. What about living faith families in Warrior, PH, Abuja, Oyo etc who also have their kids there and can't come and visit on Sunday. I believe winners chapel has some of the wealthiest people in this country if not how could they have bought out an entire 3,000 unit of Houses at Ota in a short period .*
Pls what is the name of the university being built in abuja now?
Politics / Re: Photos Of Ongoing Road Rehabilitation By Federal Government. #FGatWork by tonguengineer(m): 9:49am On Nov 03, 2017
agbangam:


U just saw real proof but u guys always choose to wail. Go out der and confirm ursef since u don't believe d Op. Der are so many roads over 200 roads left un-done by d Looting party (PDP) despite making lots of monies from oil boom.This present govt. is seriously working on roads all over d Country despite d drop in oil price.
We shud try to ecourage dem not always attacking dem which is now d trade mark of sympathizers of Looters and IPob terrorist.
Mumu
After 30months and road is always in the budget



Na me suppose do am before?


A cursed government

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Ongoing Road Rehabilitation By Federal Government. #FGatWork by tonguengineer(m): 9:48am On Nov 03, 2017
agbangam:


U just saw real proof but u guys always choose to wail. Go out der and confirm ursef since u don't believe d Op. Der are so many roads over 200 roads left un-done by d Looting party (PDP) despite making lots of monies from oil boom.This present govt. is seriously working on roads all over d Country despite d drop in oil price.
We shud try to ecourage dem not always attacking dem which is now d trade mark of sympathizers of Looters and IPob terrorist.
Mumu
After 30months and road is always in the budget



Na me suppose do am before?

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Romance / Re: Lady Surprises Her Boyfriend To Mark Their 1st Anniversary (Photo) by tonguengineer(m): 6:17am On Oct 31, 2017
Benita27:
The height difference tho, don't know why smallish girls have a thing for taller guys, and vice versa. That being said, I know what I did for my ex on our first anniversary.What do you take Nigerian girls for?. I know you've been dating your street girls that probably still depend on their parents for sanitary. Why would these set remember to celebrate Anniversary when they can't fend for themselves?. You'll change your circle when you've grown.

Stop acting like a saint
Can u do it?
Politics / Re: 81 Of Buhari's 100 Appointees Are Northerners (cut From Newspapers) by tonguengineer(m): 5:50am On Oct 30, 2017
blacknp:
Where is he today?
Zombie he is in ur fadas house

Ur stupidity smell to the high heavens

Just keep supporting the dullardeen

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Politics / Re: Maina: I Am Not A Thief, N300 Million Stolen Everyday, I Have Documents (Video) by tonguengineer(m): 11:59pm On Oct 29, 2017
mexxmoney:


How can anyone be this dumb? Use the brain God gave you and stop making a fool of yourself
And who told u he has one?

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Politics / Re: 81 Of Buhari's 100 Appointees Are Northerners (cut From Newspapers) by tonguengineer(m): 11:30pm On Oct 29, 2017
forghon:
Wait if u become d president one day carry d appointments and giv it to ur enemies
U rubbish gan
So Jonathan wey share the appointment equally nko?

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Sports / Re: Top Ten Strongest Footballers As At 2015-2017 by tonguengineer(m): 4:35pm On Oct 27, 2017
cheapgoals:
1. Adebayo Akinfenwa ( The Beast )

Just take a look at that arm and you ask why is he a footballer in the first place, he is broadly known throughout the world because of his beast-like physique and power.

The Wycombe Wanderers forward can bench press 180kg – that’s twice his own bodyweight. Such quality is for all intents and purposes difficult to match in football, which is why he has previously been mistaken for as an NFL player.

Honourable Mentions: Danny Shittu, Mario Balotelli, Christopher Samba, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Victor Anichebe, and Giorgio Chiellini


Whether you concur or can’t help disagreeing with CheapGoals list, don’t hesitate to tell us your thought.

However, CheapGoals would advise its lovely NAIRALAND readers not to tell any of the aforementioned players to their face should you disagree with their inclusion on the list. your safety is our concern.


grin grin grin grin grin grin
Am sorry sir the least is incomplete without the one and only IBRACADABRA
Politics / Re: Lady Who Used Her Bike To Campaign For Buhari Expresses Her Regret by tonguengineer(m): 9:11am On Oct 27, 2017
iamJ:
see her face like dr seuss character

[img]https://media./images/8e459cd9006ca6bed31b08f4b2a180e0/tenor.gif[/img]

Buhari is not ur problem, if you're confused


Grab a mirror biko and shut up
There is only two things that I fan deduce fro this your senseless post.......
It is either common sense is an alien to u or there is a relaxer in or brain


A certified zombie spotted


Sai baba forever



#No Filter Attitude

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Politics / Re: Lady Who Used Her Bike To Campaign For Buhari Expresses Her Regret by tonguengineer(m): 9:07am On Oct 27, 2017
iamJ:
see her face like dr seuss character

[img]https://media./images/8e459cd9006ca6bed31b08f4b2a180e0/tenor.gif[/img]

Buhari is not ur problem, if you're confused


Grab a mirror biko and shut up


Sai baba forever



#No Filter Attitude

Family / Re: I Beat My Wife. What Would You Have Done Differently In My Situation? by tonguengineer(m): 5:46am On Oct 24, 2017
anishoff:
Do not beat her. Two wrongs don't make a right. Sit her down and talk to her about the issue intensively and also go for series of counselling and finally pray about d issue fervently and i can assure u the problem will stop because there is nothing God cannot do.
I pray for God to give u the grace to hold and control urself completely.
It is well
But she can beat him
Celebrities / Re: Nse Ikpe Etim Celebrates 43rd Birthday, Prays"Lord Stop Me From Being Talkative" by tonguengineer(m): 12:20pm On Oct 23, 2017
[quote author=passyhansome post=61690764]Nollywood actress Nse Ikpe-Etim that name doesn't ring bell @43 is she still upcoming actress[/quote
Definitely u re living under the rock if the name nse ekpe etim sound like an upcoming artist name to u

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Politics / Re: President Buhari And Aisha Arrive In Turkey For D-8 Summit (Photos) by tonguengineer(m): 12:50am On Oct 19, 2017
tonguengineer:

Pardon my manners please u look familiar
Is this to ogunyemi
DM me if am correct ma'am

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