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Celebrities / Re: Any Man Who Beats His Wife Is Just A Wild Animal" Actor Okey bakassi by toniobyke(m): 7:16pm On Mar 15, 2017
Supported but some women are not helping matters at all. And you won't blame dem it's their nature.
Education / Re: In Kano: Govt Approves N37m For Purchase Of JAMB Forms For 5,000 Candidates by toniobyke(m): 7:12pm On Mar 15, 2017
amokeme:
37m shocked shocked please how much is one jamb form really?
Misplaced priorities! All this are just Avenue to embezzle funds


As in eh
Politics / Re: Magu Receives Court Summons Seeking To Sack Him As Ag. Chair (photos) by toniobyke(m): 7:11pm On Mar 15, 2017
Alright
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy For Smart Ladies Who Live On The Island (B.sc/HND/OND) by toniobyke(m): 7:09pm On Mar 15, 2017
Presentable. Really
Phones / Re: Which Network Is The Fastest In Your Area by toniobyke(m): 1:43pm On Mar 12, 2017
Airtel and MTN
Pets / Re: Igbo Trader Names His Dog 'Muhammad' In Kaduna, Fight Ensues by toniobyke(m): 4:53pm On Mar 09, 2017
martineverest:
i dont support violence...but this man got what he deserve...y name ur dog muhammad when u know the implications?

Some people are just professional troublemakers


Did you read the news at all. Or re u just myopic?
Romance / Re: Lady Offers Different Services To Her Man In Lovely Pre-wedding Photos by toniobyke(m): 10:03pm On Jan 28, 2017
thorpido:
Dem try.E remain make dem wear LAWMA uniform.
Hehehehe
Politics / Re: The Best Performing Governors In 2016? by toniobyke(m): 1:25pm On Dec 31, 2016
Obiano na
Education / Re: A 2:2 In These Universities May Equal 2:1 Or First Class Of Other Universities by toniobyke(m): 12:20pm On Sep 30, 2016
ammyluv2002:
Nnamdi Azikiwe University suffer me no be small...As in, I see pepper all through in that school undecided embarassed





Not just you. I just graduated this month
Religion / Re: How Often Do Your Church Read Song Of Solomon? by toniobyke(m): 12:21pm On Aug 21, 2016
[quote author=kgr8mike post=48666659]Songs of Solomon is a narrative of the divine romance between God and man. It is a narrative of how God desires you and how he has gone all length and can go all length in his effort to find you.

Here God is the Groom and you are the bride. Just as a man seeks a woman and woes her to himself so does God. Seeking, asking and advertising himself in an effort to attract you.

If you understand this divine romance, your walk with God will be more deeper and more intimate.

You will understand why he says: 'I am my beloved's and his desire is toward me'. You will understand that God is a jealous Lover who does not want to share you with any other.

It is a divine romance between God and man, those that don't understand read it otherwise. [/quote




That's not true. It talks of Solomon's adventures with the Queen of sheeba
Sports / Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by toniobyke(m): 7:37pm On Aug 17, 2016
wisemany2k:
grin grin grin

See as his Johnny prevented him from winning olympic medal sad


Just reminded me of the same fate that befell me some years back when 1 chic that i was chyking finally called me that i should come and take her to my house fro work....on a friday wink wink wink....

Mennnn....before my brain could think, my Johnny was already standing tall to receive 24 gun salutes.... cheesy cheesy cheesy

then the worst happened....my boss called me to come give a presentation to our clients.... choiiii....the silly boy refused to back down and when my boss realised wassup, he just said........"young man, go to the rest room and pack your [b]"car"[/b]properly.... embarassed embarassed embarassed



Lol ur boss understands the Dickson's language
Sports / Re: Messi Returns Back To Argentina National Team by toniobyke(m): 2:23pm On Aug 13, 2016
How's that my business?
Sports / Re: Messi Returns Back To Argentina National Team by toniobyke(m): 2:23pm On Aug 13, 2016
How's that my business

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Phones / Re: What Is The Best Game You've Played On Phone? by toniobyke(m): 8:35am On Aug 13, 2016
Clash of clans,boom beach,clash royale, realm of empires. All are online
Politics / Re: Jonathan Meets Electoral Commission Of Zambia by toniobyke(m): 4:55pm On Aug 07, 2016
madridsta007:


True. President Buhari was recognised around the world after his 1983-1984 Presidency, leading UN Peace-building efforts in Kosovo, the Maldives, Iraq, Yemen, Rwanda and delivered powerful speeches at the UN in 2000, 2004 and 2008. It was his efforts that lead to the cessation of hostilities by the warring factions in Ivory Coast as well, 5 years ago.

Smh.






Buhari a un envoy and peacebuilding. Oh Common u can always find a better lie.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Meets Electoral Commission Of Zambia by toniobyke(m): 4:50pm On Aug 07, 2016
Pprovost:
As a former president of Nigeria you are naturally recognized in the world.

Obasanjo was appointed special envoy by United Nation to the war-torn Democratic Republic of Congo after he left office. Yet we all know he failed us as a president.

During the Zimbabwean election, the same Obasanjo headed a delegation of African Union election observers. Yet we can all still remember his "do or die" speech prior to 2007 elections.


Personally, I don't understand what some people are celebrating about this Jonathan's appointment.







Get well soon bro. Your bone marrows are infested with this hate

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Education / Re: Courses That Give One Automatic Admission by toniobyke(m): 6:16pm On Jul 31, 2016
A beg physics chemistry and mathematics no follow.
Celebrities / Re: Davido And Sophie Momodu Fight On Snapchat by toniobyke(m): 9:52am On Jul 30, 2016
OlajumokeBread:
The baby mama is a frustrated fool.
She has no job
Expecting Davido to pay for everything.
He already bought her a house.
Pays her monthly salary.
Buys things for his child.
Provides for the child.
what else does she need ??


Big ups to Davido, treat her like a strange, we are behind you


Your stupidity has no measure.

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Celebrities / Re: Swanky Jerry With Oyinbo Girlfriend In New Photos by toniobyke(m): 9:14am On Jul 22, 2016
Next story pls.
Politics / Re: Obiano Signs MOU With Zolts Energy For Power Plant Project by toniobyke(m): 11:17am On Jul 21, 2016
Standing5:
MOUs are common these days . . . Anyway good move.
Have you got one?

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Celebrities / Re: Ali Nuhu Fires Female Fan On Instagram Calls Her "Stupid LovePeddler" by toniobyke(m): 12:00pm On Jul 20, 2016
She has a point from my point of view. Some Nigerians don't accept criticism especially northerners. Lips sealed.

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Romance / Re: “Nigeria's Hairiest Woman” Queen Okafor Shares New Photos (LOVELY) by toniobyke(m): 4:54pm On Jul 16, 2016
Holy Shit embarassed
Religion / Re: Reverend Father Burnt In Anambra In Lover’s House Flown Abroad (photo) by toniobyke(m): 6:23pm On Jul 13, 2016
Pls do not say what you do not know? I know all versions of the story. And I know the real story. Because am a witness.
Romance / Re: Tynedria Meneweather's Pre-wedding Photos Go Viral by toniobyke(m): 1:25pm On Jul 05, 2016
HOLY SHIT!!!!! shocked shocked shocked
Romance / Re: This Babe And Her Cleavage(photos) by toniobyke(m): 1:13pm On Jul 05, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin damn! Look at those huge melons ..looks so heavy tho...


Now, my flat chested self is nothing compared to this blessed girl... tongue grin



Are you normal?
Phones / Re: Glo Is Back With Its Speed!!!!! by toniobyke(m): 1:06pm On Jul 05, 2016
Who e epp?
Politics / Re: See The Military Officer Likely To Become Biafra's Chief Of Army Staff (photo) by toniobyke(m): 1:04pm On Jul 05, 2016
He has Bola Tinubu's face. Or should I say Lie Mohammed. grin grin grin grin

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Phones / Re: Who Has The Worst Customer Care MTN, Airtel, Glo, Etisalat? by toniobyke(m): 12:00am On Mar 29, 2016
Glo is d worst
Education / Re: The Best Nigerian Universities For Some Selected Courses by toniobyke(m): 10:43am On Nov 13, 2014
i score the credibility to be 0.1%
Car Talk / Re: UNIZIK Students Build Car That Looks Like A Formula One Race Car by toniobyke(m): 9:55pm On Oct 30, 2014
bad belle

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities Who Look Beautiful Without Makeup by toniobyke(m): 9:40pm On Oct 30, 2014
joblessness
Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Worst Dressed Celebrities In Nigeria by toniobyke(m): 10:05pm On Oct 27, 2014
hw's dat my business.

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