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Romance › Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by tonychristopher(op): 3:59pm On Oct 30, 2015

HOW

marleyboy1991:
Hnnnnnm

I know married ladies and girls and people you don't expect that just wanna hang around till they eventually Bleep that B*g Dick....only girls who are still upcoming in the s*x world will agree to this....

BIG D*CK been casting a nigga long ago...all you need is a girl you. bleeped to inform her friend and every damn girl wanna Bleep you

Romance › Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by tonychristopher(op): 3:59pm On Oct 30, 2015

BURUNTASHI GIVES HEART ATTACK...DOES IT ENLARGE..I AM DOING LIKE 7.5 INCHES I THINK ITS OK ...I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT DIAMENTER...VIEW ME IN 3D AND SHOUT IN AWE

LOL

WHAT ABOUT U BRO

LOL

player007:
Op sounds like someone who has on countless time lost his gf to guys with bigger 'packages'.
U better go buy burantashi!!!
From all you'v said I only agree with on 5.

Romance › Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by tonychristopher(op): 3:57pm On Oct 30, 2015

LOL

NICE ANALYSIS

tenderlaw:
For the information of the guy talking about 8" diccks...there are two types of diccks...growers and showers.

Growers are small when flaccid and enlarge when turgid. Showers, like the 8" rod, are big ab initio. They DO NOT enlarge much when turgid. So, 8" may enlarge to, say, 9".

For the "fainter", relax. Nothing dey happen.

Romance › Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by tonychristopher(op): 3:57pm On Oct 30, 2015

AJO NWA...LOL

SO YOU LOVE IT HUGE, THEN GO FOR THE HUGE THING...MAYBE COME TO PAPI

Adanna28:
There's nothing wrong with liking it big, I mean Igbo men are naturally endowed, I personally don't find it a hindrance, a bit of pain feels good at times.

I mean if a woman can deliver a baby, na pain there also, if she can go through heart break na pain there also, if she can handle cooking for hours n sometimes burn her hand, na pain there also.

Women can handle big things sha, I guess I'm just more honest with myself n my views.

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Romance › Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by tonychristopher(op): 3:56pm On Oct 30, 2015

LOL

Goodboiyy:
tonychristopher, I know how it feels en.. take heart... Be like you get Small Joystick.. Lolz.. na joke oo..

Men wen NL babes go descend on u, ur eye go clear..

Politics › Re: The Misery Of Being A Nairalander by tonychristopher: 10:38am On Oct 30, 2015

Goodboiyy:
E don tay me and u yarn oo.. you still they naija.. guy how far ?

In and out naija but all is well? How far bro ..how things dey go ?

Politics › Re: BREAKING: 5 Deputy Comptroller-Generals Of Customs Resign [see Letter] by tonychristopher: 5:45am On Oct 30, 2015

new2020:
Why won't they resign? You bypassed them because you know that the next in line to take over by seniority was DCG Nwosu...you panicked, "he is Igbo and he can't be in such a position." Instead you went as far as...fear of Igbo... bringing a Northern geriatric retired army general, an outsider...something never done before... to make sure an Igbo man doesn't clinch that seat. THIS COUNTRY IS IMPLACABLY EVIL AND GOD IS ANGRY; INTENSELY ANGRY. The plan is to now assemble new DCGs with a northerner as senior to take over from the Geriatric general...he will resign within a yr or two to pave way for the prospective senior northerner DCG; you want to bet? All these while, I have been wondering why an outsider was brought in...not a DCG as customary procedure until a custom officer friend relayed me the gist of the inner politics. Is it a coincidence that 99% of all past comptroller general of customs are of Northern extraction?

I just regret having Nigeria as a country ...too much wickedness

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Politics › Re: The Misery Of Being A Nairalander by tonychristopher: 5:39am On Oct 30, 2015

illiad:
Quite a while I have been a Nairalander. I found the forum a suitable medium for escape, and a center of discuss and exchange of ideas and information.

But now

Nairaland have suddenly become a playground for hopeless kids and a meeting place of the near lunatics, the unemployed and the pathological oaf.

Sad as that might be, yet the saddest reality is that the little population of sane and sound members of the forum are being daily inculcated and initiated into the overwhelming population of lunatics that have invaded the forum from all walks of life.

I implore seun osewa, the owner of this site, to begin a general sanitation of sort that would rid this site of uselessness and abject lunacy, by permanently deleting all those monikers that constitute nuisance, disgust, and outright sore on this site, if he ever plan on making money from this site nairaland, as no sane business person would advertise a product other than mental prescriptions on a site occupied by mostly the insane.

And this sanitation must as a matter of necessity begin with the clearing out of the majorly jobless and nuisating yoruba youths whom to my knowledge have made little or no meaningful contributions to the growth of this site except of course we are to measure growth and success here by unproductiveness, uselessness and absolute shame rather than monetary multiplications.

And after them the forum should rid itself of emotions ridden Biafrans who can never overlook any article that had the term Biafra or Igbo on it. I am not saying Biafra should not be discussed or that that any topic should not be discussed, but rather that the discussants of any topic must either be enlightened or excuse the forum. I am a Biafran myself but I am saying that Biafra will not come from we arguing Biafra online all day and responding to every thread that made mentions of Biafra or Igbo.

This measure if taken by you seun, would rid this site of uselessness and pave way for saner beings to overtake nairaland and make it a template where gifted minds assemble daily to analyze and proffer solutions to life's multi facet challenges. And in so doing your site would attract money ladden advertisements that your pocket too may be filled with money instead of mockery.

Please seun, save nairaland before it turns to a habitat of the hopeless and the deranged.

... Iliad

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Etc.

Noted...it is this jobless youth that makes the most noise

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Politics › Re: Which Of The Nairalander(s) Will You Like To Meet In Person? by tonychristopher: 10:34pm On Oct 29, 2015

NgeneUkwenu:
My list also, but not forgetting, mizmycoli, Demdem, Abagworo, Eziachi, Dinachi, egift, Mad Cow, Quota System, Abt123, Donphilopus, ibsultan, Berem, Ngwakwe, Freeglobe, Size40, Slidewaxie, and GoatAndYam.

Politics › Re: Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi Confirmed As A Minister by tonychristopher: 5:51pm On Oct 29, 2015

NIGERIA IS FVCKED BIG TIME, NIGERIA IS SCREWED FROM THE BACK BIG TIME...

THIS OLD DUDE IS MESSED UP...LET SOME MONKEYS TELL ME THAT HE IS NOT CURRUPT...WHAT MANNER OF MAN IS THIS SLOW MAN IN CHARGE OF NIGERIA

I DEY VEX

Romance › Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by tonychristopher(op): 5:42pm On Oct 29, 2015

8 inch upwards when flacid

Durentt:
By big, how many inches do u mean?

Romance › Why Do Black Women Have Bigger Butts!!! Answered Finally by tonychristopher(op): 5:41pm On Oct 29, 2015

why do black women have bigger butts So why do black women have bigger butts? It does seem true, watch BETA or MTV sometime and you will notice the trend as well. Even music is and has been exemplifying this theory for years. For example listen to music from the late '80s-'90s "I like big butts..." or "Baby's got back..." Ask the men out there what they are attracted to sometime. I don't think you will find many that are going to say "I like a flat boney butt". Couple this with TV and Movie Culture and you will see this trend is on a drastic rise.

But why! There are many, many theories regarding the question "why do black women have bigger butts". We will look at just a few ideas out there.

One theory answering the question is simply GENETICS! But even this theory has several interpretations / reasons. The first idea is simple anatomical differences such as higher ribcage, difference in the curvature of the spine, etc. This list can go on and on and also be argued as true or false. What we DO know however, is that genetics will always be on a constant change. Take a woman with a family history of large butts for example. Now this woman produces offspring with a man who has a family history of flat butts. Depending on whose genetics happen to affect the resulting offspring's physical appearances, genetics can and does alter over time. Let's say the offspring in this case results in a flat butt. Now this child once grown has a child with another person who also has a trend of flat butts in their family history. The trend to maintain a flat butt is now increased for the next round of offspring and so on. The same is true in the opposite direction resulting in bigger butts, so essentially genetics are ever evolving and changing.

Another theory is more geographically based. Some studies are trying to associate climatic conditions to the bigger butt size. One theory found in a quick Google search, explains why do black women have bigger butts. The theory is that the added fat stores found in black women's butts are purely a natural survival evolution. Black women originate generally from hot arid portions of the globe with low water and food supplies. The body in turn creates a storehouse of fat in which to utilize during lean times such as drought and famine. This "fat storehouse" can then be used during these harsh conditions to have a survival edge. This is especially important to maintain the ability to produce children. If the mother is starving, an infant will have no nourishment available from the mother.

Survival of the fittest, evolution, genetics... it is a debate that will likely have no end. But simple observation will show you that no matter what the opinion on answering why do black women have bigger butts, it is simply a part of life today that more and more men across the globe are seeking.

then finally ....It is a genetic trait called Steatopygia. There are a few theories about why this trait evolved. Theories include: 1. Helping to carry children 2. Being a fat reserve during times of famine 3. Being an adaptive physiological feature for female humans living in hot environments because maximizes their bodies' surface-area/volume ratio but keeps enough fat to produce hormones needed for menstruation

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Romance › 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by tonychristopher(op): 5:35pm On Oct 29, 2015

10 reasons to never date a man with a big penis

10 reasons to never date a man with a big penis
And it’s curvy as well?!
Trouser snake. One-eyed monster. 100 per cent all-beef thermometer.

Pink tractor beam. Tent pole. Purple-headed soldier man.

Men. You may be under the impression that, when it comes to your penis, bigger is better.

This is a lie spread by porn, probably because it’s just easier to see bigger ones on screen.

But in actual fact, as most ladies know, dating someone with an anaconda truly worthy of the name is actually a hindrance.

Here’s why.

1. Normal condoms don’t fit

Which you’d think might make everyone smug.

In fact, it results in sex being delayed for at least a week while you try to track down a specialist supplier who, naturally, charges triple the price for XXLs.

2. Vaginas don’t fit

Or rather, it doesn’t fit any vaginas.

It’s a bit like trying to squeeze Optimus Prime into an aeroplane loo.

Any kind of action is going to require serious forward-planning and very careful manoeuvers if you want to avoid serious damage to one or both parties.

3. Cystitis

Because nothing says romance like bruising your girlfriend’s urethra so badly she ends up peeing fire.

4. Anal

5. A very real risk of suffocation

In porn the whole ‘woman almost choking on man meat’ is probably quite hot.

In real life no woman wants to go out like that.

6. Vanilla sex

With a small or average-sized member you can both rut away to your little hearts’ content with you on top, them on top, sitting down, from behind, from the side and so on, in an almost unending series of combinations.

Larger lads have to content themselves with one ole faithful – whichever one doesn’t make their lady howl in agony.

Whoa there, buddy. Your big banana schlong may not be such a cause for celebration
7. Bleeding Because, for some men, the term pork sword is unfortunately accurate.

8. Careful, measured sex

OK, so there’s no downside to the fact several hours of pre-intimacy becomes a necessity rather than a nicety.But you’ll never have fast, passionate, ‘animal’ sex without a lot of pain afterwards.

9. You will always need lubeAlways. Fancy a quickie in the back of your Fiesta in the station car park?Yeah. I hope you carry lube around in your handbag.

10. They’re messy to look at The whole of classical Greek sculpture shuns your out-of-proportion yogurt slinger.

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Politics › Re: RVSG Wanted To Force Ijaw Language On An Igbo Town Opobo But They Rejected It by tonychristopher: 4:11pm On Oct 29, 2015

Maxi112:
I am from opobo nkuru queens town... We speak d same language with some igbo speaking state from SE, mind u all that igbo language is not d same, eboyi state and Enugu state speaks diff type of igbo.. Opobo is ibo but dey will never agry to be Igbo.. Even me,

Chukwu gozie GI

Politics › Re: Case Study(south Sudan) by tonychristopher: 3:50pm On Oct 29, 2015

500GP:
STORY

# IS THAT HOW THE IBO WILL DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ONE ANOTHER IN Biafra ?

This guy you are just forgone alternative

Don't let Biafra matter give you seizures

Politics › Re: Which Of The Nairalander(s) Will You Like To Meet In Person? by tonychristopher: 3:49pm On Oct 29, 2015

IGBOPRINCE:
lol

That's a fact ..another guy I will love to see is okeipku then two babes asadike and babyisisi

Politics › Re: Case Study(south Sudan) by tonychristopher: 2:44pm On Oct 29, 2015

Chiaka:
Don't mind them Jare! as if they care that much.......why the scare and the much talk It will sure be a great country

Politics › Re: Which Of The Nairalander(s) Will You Like To Meet In Person? by tonychristopher: 11:21am On Oct 29, 2015

NgeneUkwenu:
My list also, but not forgetting, mizmycoli, Demdem, Abagworo, Eziachi, Dinachi, egift, Mad Cow, Quota System, Abt123, Donphilopus, ibsultan, Berem, Ngwakwe, Freeglobe, Size40, Slidewaxie, and GoatAndYam.

Beremx she has added x to her name ..I just don't know why but she is APC enfant terrible ....won't love to see her

Politics › Re: Which Of The Nairalander(s) Will You Like To Meet In Person? by tonychristopher: 11:20am On Oct 29, 2015

IGBOPRINCE:
I dey tell you even buddamonk,eurobomber,euro31 ,menabadoo,ekenedegreat,biafranking,imhotep,tonychristopher, chuna1985,onenaira3, ugomba, etc. Can't remember all, they re strong consistent bulldozer of sw..lol

Nwanne madu how far

I would love to see odenigboaroli he is one hell if a dude that knows his onions then I will love to see hopeathand to ascertain his level of stupidity ...this is to use his brain to do empirical analysis

Finally mayiroflagos ..I would want to know if his reasoning is still apt

Nairaland is a virtual world not the real world

Good day all

Politics › Re: Case Study(south Sudan) by tonychristopher: 7:48am On Oct 29, 2015

500GP:
IF THE IBO ARE UNITED AS YOU HAVE CLAIMED, WHY DID ABIA STATE GOVERNMENT SACKED NON-INDIGENE (IMO STATE INDIGENE ) WORKING IN ABIA STATE....

And that is the basis of disunity ..it is the same abia state that nominated ngozi okonjo iweala to be minister mind u Ngozi is from igbuzor in delta state the Igbo speaking area

So keep deluding urself

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Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by tonychristopher: 7:46am On Oct 29, 2015

GODSBEAUTY:
kedu onye ga agwa m ihe na eme ebe a ? Okenye anokwa na ulo ?

Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by tonychristopher: 7:37am On Oct 29, 2015

MrsPhyno:
Please can someone help me to translate Phyno's Ojigi? I know only the meaning of the title. I take God beg una that song na my life song and I need some explanashuns as to the meaning

Come to me ..I will make u understand the meaning in a sensual and sexual way

Inugo

Business › Re: Our Economy Has Taken A Nosedive – Ezekwesili by tonychristopher: 7:14am On Oct 29, 2015

I never knew we could find an efulefu in a woman and this oby personified and eptimonises that

But wait a minute ...what do you expect from this leadership ? El Dorado

Politics › Re: Emir Sanusi Strips Lamido Bayero Of Title by tonychristopher: 7:10am On Oct 29, 2015

meccuno:
u people are really amazing......and how does ur information relate to the news above?

I have written them off and given up on them ..I will advise you do the same.

Their reasoning can daze one

Politics › Re: Case Study(south Sudan) by tonychristopher: 7:07am On Oct 29, 2015

luvablesam:
South Sudanese are christians. Only 2% are Muslims...i want u guys to succeed...Why would I be afraid?..I want you all to go... It will be nice to have a new country but not by deceit or break down of order.

I just don't know what you meant by the term deceit ..the bottom line is that Igbo said they are not interested in been with you...the question I am asking is why whine

Just like when a partner wants divorce the other party won't agree. It shows desperation to hang on to the other party and that is not dignifying to me

If they want to go...let then go

There are many options like confederation or usa UK and UAE arrangement

Politics › Re: Case Study(south Sudan) by tonychristopher: 7:03am On Oct 29, 2015

luvablesam:
South Sudanese are christians. Only 2% are Muslims...i want u guys to succeed...Why would I be afraid?..I want you all to go... It will be nice to have a new country but not by deceit or break down of order.

Then stop whining ...let Igbo decide their fate

If you want Igbo to go..help then achieve this ....we can have diplomatic relations

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Politics › Re: Case Study(south Sudan) by tonychristopher: 7:02am On Oct 29, 2015

biafranking:
simply because they dont want to find nigeria boring without biafra lol
And again,they know we re so determine, both in sports,nollywood and in all sphere of activities, we rock.
They know our usefulness, so they will died to keep us as one. Lol

Oh I see

Politics › Re: Case Study(south Sudan) by tonychristopher: 7:01am On Oct 29, 2015

500GP:
I CAN SEE IBO ARE REALLY UNITED ...

www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2011/10/31/the-sack-of-non-indigenes-in-abia/

https://www.nairaland.com/776443/imo-threatens-abia-retaliation-over

HATRED BETWEEN THE IBO IS BEYOND POLITICS WHILE THE HATRED BETWEEN THE YORUBA ARE POLITICALLY MOTIVATED

# IBO CAN NEVER ACTUALISE Biafra

I just don't get it

When has Igbo fought themselves or are u praying for disunited Igbo

You fail

Keep reading false news
The way they told u Igbo are illiterates
Igbo land undeveloped

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