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Travel / Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experiences. by Tonyx5(m): 12:45am On Apr 01, 2021
Cerebrocrust:


Not at all. Lol


Even the driver didn't call my attention to it. When I noticed that most drivers can be really mean just so as to collect extra cash.

Well, that very day I told him I wasn't going to give him shi shi
Chai I'm sorry about that b
who knows if the poor driver wanted to call your attention to it, but was scared of your frowned face�
Nairaland / General / Re: How Time Flies!! When And How Did You Get To Join Nairaland. by Tonyx5(m): 12:34am On Apr 01, 2021
FalseProphet1:

I can help you deal with him if you're interested. I can see him currently and can command anything bad you might choose at your discretion to happen to him.
what's this cheap scam
Travel / Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experiences. by Tonyx5(m): 12:31am On Apr 01, 2021
Cerebrocrust:
I was planning on traveling interstate only to get there and be told that I was at the wrong place. Had to turn around after wasting so much time in the car and by that time, my butt cheeks were already quite sore.

Wanted to cry my eyes out. Lol
lol you didn't know the route ?
Politics / Re: Fayemi: I Was Offered 80M Dollar Bribe Over Suspicious N159B Judgment Debts by Tonyx5(m): 12:20am On Mar 31, 2021
Uteghe:
Don't forget Wike has a case with EFCC. MR CULTIST.
your point ? ode
Politics / Re: Fayemi: I Was Offered 80M Dollar Bribe Over Suspicious N159B Judgment Debts by Tonyx5(m): 10:13pm On Mar 30, 2021
Uteghe:
How do you know that,Mr demon soaked cultist.
Same way you know Wike would take the bribe, Fool!
Politics / Re: Fayemi: I Was Offered 80M Dollar Bribe Over Suspicious N159B Judgment Debts by Tonyx5(m): 6:22pm On Mar 30, 2021
Uteghe:
shocked shocked Wike would have collected the 80M USD.
your father would have also
Celebrities / Re: Sinach Celebrates Her 48th Birthday (Photos) by Tonyx5(m): 9:03am On Mar 30, 2021
CardiNice:
If she was white, some of her songs would have grossed a billion view.
She is not getting the accolade she deserves.
What do you mean if she was 'white'??
Bros haven't you seen a black gospel artiste top them charts.
don't be thinking that way sir

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Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi Surprised Her Husband, Banky W On His 40th Birthday(video) by Tonyx5(m): 7:25pm On Mar 28, 2021
Henrydonland:
This couple are a testament that God answers prayers.


More life to banky.
How sir
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Leaves Pitch ANGRY After Disallowed Goal Vs Serbia (Photos) by Tonyx5(m): 3:06pm On Mar 28, 2021
ThierryJay:
In real time, I also thought the whole of the ball had crossed line. However, on replays the outer right circumference of the ball appeared perpendicular to the goal line, meaning the whole of the ball had not crossed the line. So the referee was actually right.

Pele CR7, but you did not score, even when your favorite farmers' dishes were already prepared and given to you.
Omo stfu, replays show the ball clearly crossed the line, you just open your mouth waa like donkey.
Pained Ronaldo hater

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Sports / Re: Benin 0-1 Nigeria: Paul Onuachu Speaks After Goal (Photos, Video) by Tonyx5(m): 9:46pm On Mar 27, 2021
ProphetAlinko:
I see I saw... I see him winning golden boot ahead of lewandowski. So I see so shall it be
Pele o..Pastor Chris�
Celebrities / Re: Frank Edoho Should Replace Ebuka As BBNaija Host - Fans. Edoho Replies by Tonyx5(m): 2:08pm On Mar 27, 2021
Zzor:
He's sounding too nice, fear this type of people, if he had a chance he won't even think over it before ripping ebuka off his job.Ebuka is handsome sha and good for the job
Bitch, please e
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels, Ned Nwoko Take COVID-19 Vaccine In Delta (Photos, Video) by Tonyx5(m): 8:06pm On Mar 26, 2021
vickyfrancis1:


Oga you can still contact Covid-19 regardless of the vaccine and even spread it around....
What then is the essence of the vaccine boss?
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu’s Wife Receives One-Day Lagos Governor (Photos) by Tonyx5(m): 8:03pm On Mar 26, 2021
EmmaxKeys:


lies. If the entire world prayed together, there would be peace for a generation on the entire planet.
we hear you bros
Education / Re: NUC Approves Three New Universities In Delta State by Tonyx5(m): 8:00pm On Mar 26, 2021
Not a great idea.

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Celebrities / Re: Illbliss: Burnaboy's Success Should Be One Of The Most Motivationals Of Our Time by Tonyx5(m): 7:56pm On Mar 25, 2021
Jonasigoh:
me too ooo
you must have a terrible music taste, just wondering how whack your playlist is
Romance / Re: Hello Nairaland Family: My Pre-Wedding Photos by Tonyx5(m): 5:36pm On Mar 25, 2021
ShramStanSkuMus:
Wow! very matured couple. From the look, your wife is surely a great wife material. You're very lucky o. shocked

You guys will surely live a very interesting life. The most interesting part would be when you finally get old and your kids start to stay alone. Your wife will hardly stay will you and you'll be sadly lonely. You won't be able to order girls because you're married to an old woman who was once a very beautiful woman. Life fit taya you.

Trying to avoid being lonely when you're old is one of the reasons why you got married but then, your children may not even look your side at old age. They'll keep screaming hustle is for momma. They'll be intoxicated to think that fathers are irrelevant.

Congrats, you're the real MVP.

Mah die if I marry.
what's with all these shalaye bros ?
Properties / Re: WOW! This Is The Thinnest & 3rd Tallest Residential Building In The World by Tonyx5(m): 9:03pm On Mar 24, 2021
Ayo2004:
Beautiful and smart
Building high rise buildings help to utilize land and provide adequate housing especially in over populated countries but in my dear country, somebody can use more than a plot of land to build small bungalowgrin
put off the mike, honorable ��

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TV/Movies / Re: 2021: BBNaija Returns With Season Six - N90 Million Grand Prize To Be Won by Tonyx5(m): 9:00pm On Mar 24, 2021
Happiboispot:
miss place priority
miss kini ?�
Celebrities / Re: How I Met My Son's Father - Yasmin Larissa London (Video) by Tonyx5(m): 8:57pm On Mar 24, 2021
mulcini:
That Davido is a talented musician doesn't mean that he has sense. There is a difference between wisdom and talent. Davido has talent but lacks wisdom.
na you sabi that one bros

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Investment / Re: How To Earn $5000 Daily by Tonyx5(m): 12:15pm On Mar 24, 2021
$5,000 daily, smh!
Get rich quick schemes, avoid me please!

Ftc, btw. Appreciation goes to my parents and my gf who always motivate me to wanna do better. Y'all are the real MVPs
Crime / Re: Man Who Snatched Keke In Umuahia And Ran To Ohafia Caught By Youths (Photos) by Tonyx5(m): 12:10pm On Mar 24, 2021
Fr33born:
I came to see a disfigured and re-mended face but was disappointed.

This country sef. Someone stole an android phone and was caught and burnt to death, another stole a whole keke and he is still looking fresh.

The guys that caught him are really merciful.
Regardless of whatever is stolen, jungle justice isn't the right approach sir.
Crime / Re: Man Who Snatched Keke In Umuahia And Ran To Ohafia Caught By Youths (Photos) by Tonyx5(m): 12:08pm On Mar 24, 2021
Nigeriabiafra82:
We in the east don’t condole criminal
Na lynching and beating
and that's something to be proud of ?
Crime / Re: Man Who Snatched Keke In Umuahia And Ran To Ohafia Caught By Youths (Photos) by Tonyx5(m): 12:07pm On Mar 24, 2021
Olunmercy56:
grin It's better to beg than stealing.
is it better to beg than to steal**
TV/Movies / Re: Regina Daniels Returns To Acting With “The Journey Of Love” (Photos) by Tonyx5(m): 11:56am On Mar 09, 2021
tstx:
Yawn... The usual princess, prince and kingdom story.

Nigeria has the highest number of dumb script writers in the world...
I swear g�
Pets / Re: I Just Found This Young Bird By The Corner Of My House. How Do I Help It? (pics) by Tonyx5(m): 5:47pm On Feb 17, 2021
leisuretym:
Mr Man, don't bring another birdflu Ebola to Nigeria, that bird is sick of another kind of virus, go and sanitize your hand and phone, seun , tell the mods to sanitize front page pls.
swears my g...wtf
Romance / Re: What's The Weirdest Or Naughtiest Thing You've Caught A Lady Do by Tonyx5(m): 1:50pm On Jan 13, 2021
JovialJune:



I've tried this with mine, and it felt and taste normal, I wonder the pleasure you guys feel when sucking boobs..
it tastes better when one is aroused.
When you're aroused, you tend to do all sort of nasty things like, (giving a rim job) that you wouldn't normally think of.
I know you get what I'm saying, yeah you get me.

Source: my guy told me



Crime / Re: Trooper Azunna Maduabuchi Sentenced To Death By Firing Squad by Tonyx5(m): 1:39pm On Jan 13, 2021
NewDelhi:

Everyone goes through training no matter your mode of entrance .
RC(NDA) seems to be the toughest coz they spend 5 years in NDA. SSC comes next in terms of toughness coz these are civilians who just want to come and pipe lieutenant under 9 months of training so they vent all anger on you but when it comes to promotion and appointments SSC is far below RC infact there's serious dichotomy , RC are the real owners of the military. RC also gains promotion faster than SSC, SSC is very slow. The juicy appointments are also reserved for RC.

DSSC are for non combatants (RC and SSC are combatants). DSSC training is lighter infact they don't even carry weapon throughout their career. Only RC, SSC and RRI carry weapon. Example of DSSC are those in medical corps, engineering etc.

RRI are non commisoned officers and their training is tougher than dssc because they are required on the style field. They are combatants usually artillery and infantry. You can join this with your SSCE cert.

Also, ranks are the same but the difference is always clear. Whatever you can try with for example a DSSC Captain, you can never try it with an SSC captain not to talk of an RC captain. DSSC are not even Soldiers like that. They are seen as civilians in camo. In a nut shell the heiracchy of the military is as follows

RC ( they are commisoned officers and combatants)

SSC ( They're also commisoned officers and combatants)

DSSC. ( They are also commisoned officers but they are NOT combatants. Examples are military doctor's etc)


RRI( they are combatants but not commisoned officers. Some of them are also found in corps like education corps (command secondary schools etc)
Fam, you totally murked this, big up !
I say, it's not a easy to be a soldier..big up our man dem at the Frontline....Are you in the force btw lol
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Mock Tunde Ednut As Instagram Bans His Account Again by Tonyx5(m): 1:27pm On Jan 13, 2021
Betrand3:
Why is Nairaland like this?
This stuff was 'trending' in Nigeria Twitter circle, and you think Nairalanders haven't seen it before? We should stop copying Twitter, insta post and blogs as content for Nairaland
Fam, just cause a certain gist/news is trending on Twitter doesn't mean it isn't allowed on here
you get me yeah ?
Education / Re: UNIBEN Students Threaten To Beat Lecturers Over University Closure - VC by Tonyx5(m): 1:05pm On Jan 13, 2021
'I lost count how many we sold.
I went silver, I went gold, then I went platinum so what's next?
supermodel tryna sex
sending nude on the text'

Big up SKEPTA all the time fam. Man doesn't fail to drop hits and make me happy unlike 9ja government.

Modified: I can't wait to return back to BDPA to flex with dem boys and babes, that's not too much to ask for I guess.

FIX YOUR SHIT FEDERAL GOVERNMENT!
Politics / Re: Father: How Solomon Emmanuel Akuma Was Arrested By Security Operatives by Tonyx5(m): 12:47pm On Jan 13, 2021
J111333:
Bro no matter how you look at it, dude used strong words on a public platform against a sitting President.
That's not acceptable anywhere. Do that even in the US and FBI will definitely put you on their radar.
Are you kidding me rn fam ??
Follow up Uk's prime Minister, Boris Johnson twitter or Donald's Trump Twitter and come back and talk to us about hate speech
Crime / Re: Trooper Azunna Maduabuchi Sentenced To Death By Firing Squad by Tonyx5(m): 12:38pm On Jan 13, 2021
NewDelhi:

Most of those soldiers you see around causing troubles and walking about are NCOs coz commisoned officers are barely outside, they no get that kind time coz. NCO entered through RRI and their ranks are from private to master warrant officer.

Master warrant officer
Warrant Officer Class 11
Staff Sergeant
Sergeant
Corporal
Lance Corporal
Private

You can Google up their insignia but Lance coporal to staff sergeants carry the V logo. Staff sergeant carries 3 of those Vs. warrant officers carry a golden eagle and some stuffs beside it. Warrant officers are usually old and experienced. Even Commissioned officers respect them

Commisoned officers are those that went through RC(NDA), SSC or DSSC. The three are very different and time won't permit me. They start from lieutenant to General. Field marshal is usually the top rank but it's a ceremonial rank reserved for the GCFR ( the president). 2nd Lieutenant carries one star, lieutenant 2 stars, captain 3 stars , major carries a silver eagle. Remember earlier when I said warrant officers carries golden eagle now it's easy to think that a warrant officer is superior to a major because of the golden and silver eagle but don't make that mistake . Ranks for commisoned officers is below.

Field Marshal
General
Lieutenant General
Major General
Brigadier General
Colonel
Lieutenant Colonel
Major
Captain
Lieutenant
Second Lieutenant
Thanks man, well detailed.
So the Nco's are like the ones who joined through recruitment, i.e Basic training
Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi Joins ‘Stingy Men Association Of Nigeria’ (Photo) by Tonyx5(m): 12:32pm On Jan 13, 2021
pquaver:


Yeah I feel you but I am also just saying don't hide under the pretense of emotional blackmailing or reverse psychology to remain a beggar. Dude is broke you, girl is broke make she no dey ask am. She has hand and leg let her go to work.. Over here girls as young as 17 are working when they go out they pay for their stuff. Stop looking for who will give you money. Dust your ass up and work. Stop being lazy

That's true man� no cap

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