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EducationRe: How To Achieve High Scores On The GRE by Topiipii(m): 6:06pm On Aug 12, 2016
adetola007:
Have you written the gre yet and your result available? I want to be sure they are genuine because this offer sounds too good to be true. Thanks
I am writing TOEFL on September 17th and GRE on September 29th. The registrations and dates are reflected in my accounts on the ETS websites for both tests. I have taken both tests before, the TOEFL has expired while my GRE score is still valid; I decided to register for another GRE in order to improve my AW score of 3.5 (Q & V are quite high) and because the difference in cost is almost negligible since I am getting 4 score reports with the new registration which will allow me to send both scores. sirRiddy is quite right, you should be cautious. I was too, so I decided to go in person to their office before I registered; they seem legit, but I will leave you to make your own decision as I can't assure you that they aren't using a stolen card as he said.
EducationRe: How To Achieve High Scores On The GRE by Topiipii(m): 4:10pm On Aug 11, 2016
Question1:
Hello everyone.
Quick one please. I want to register for GRE and discovered that Mack IV Consult

They still register for #55,000, please is it genuine and I hope its not a scam?
Check this site, I registered with them two weeks ago (45k TOEFL, 50k GRE).

http://www.gregmattoeflnigeria.com/gretestdatesinnigeria/
CrimeRe: PHOTOS : Beware- Nanny/househelp/ Sales Girl Alert. by Topiipii(m): 9:48am On Jul 27, 2016
TheLeakyTribe:
Thanks a lot.
I actually don't know what happened to the pictures
Now we know why Nigerians like protesting on behalf of corrupt politicians, should I say it's in us?

lalasticlala please bring back our pictures.
EducationRe: How To Achieve High Scores On The GRE by Topiipii(m): 6:37pm On Jul 25, 2016
babisho:
So I wrote the GRE too and i'll like to share a bit of my experience. 
Analytical writing: 4.5 (82nd percentile).
Quantitative reasoning: 158 (70th percentile).
Verbal reasoning: 164 (94th percentile).


Finally on analytic writing, i'm interested in knowing anyone who has scored 5 or more. I know people get it, but I think the exam is rigged. ‎
I know ebdib scored more than 5, he's on NL too.
EducationRe: I Saw This In A JSS1 Maths Textbook..can You Help? by Topiipii(m): 8:38pm On Jun 30, 2016
Olanna (Red, Teacher)
Amina (Green, Lawyer)
Chiamaka (Yellow, Doctor)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Poland Vs Portugal : Euro 2016 Q-finals (3 - 5) pens On 30th June 2016 by Topiipii(m): 8:30pm On Jun 30, 2016
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Went For Police Screening But They Stole My Original Credentials by Topiipii(m): 2:12pm On Jun 19, 2016
airsaylongcon:
I move around with very high quality color photocopies of my credentials. Look for a Xerox business centre to get yours photocopied. Unless they are checking the security features, these photocopies will very well pass for originals
Your head dey dia.
FamilyRe: Woman Giving Her Husband A Haircut In Lagos by Topiipii(m): 5:13pm On Jun 02, 2016
wristbangle:
Na BJ na. Men na head dem dey give cool
It's applicable to both sexes.
EducationRe: All Allegations Layed Against ABSU VC By “obiageli1” Are False- Israel Ahamefula by Topiipii(m): 11:28am On Jun 02, 2016
I was hoping to see points backing the topic of this post, but instead nothing in the SUG president's speech indicated that the allegations are false; has he done any investigation to ascertain that the said person was lying and if so, what are his findings. The VC or better still, the school's P.R.O should be the ones doing the defending, not an SUG president who should be fighting for the rights of students.
PoliticsRe: House Amends Code Of Conduct Bureau And Tribunal Act by Topiipii(m):
8BitGee:
The CCB must not be under National Assembly. Those guys are crooks. Mr President please veto this nonsense!
It's better we start shouting now on social media so that he vetoes the bill, not hoping he will because we think so.
CelebritiesRe: Lanre Nzeribe Slaps Linda Dominguez 3 Times Over N8k (pics) by Topiipii(m): 4:15pm On May 30, 2016
Smellymouth:
The story funny die walahi grin

1. I went to 3 different supermarkets grin

2. We had a 3rd party live band event cheesy

3. 30% commission shocked

4. I got slapped 3 times shocked grin cheesy

5. Do I deserve to be slapped 3 times? grin
This is officially the comment of the month. cool


Using 3 as the subject of the formula, find X grin


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HealthRe: Malaria: The Best Disease You Can Get by Topiipii(m): 4:41pm On May 26, 2016
dadee007:
malaria
Dengue Fever too
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Builds Shrine In UK In His Rented Apartment, Caught (VIDEO) by Topiipii(m): 9:16pm On May 24, 2016
Youngetskilz23:
e no go pass our ogun state brothers in the uk tongue . kikikikikik grin .. bunch of juju
IkpuMmadu:
Yorubas again ...terseness and fetish
freshdude99:
People from the so called sophistication land. Very fetish in their way yet they label my brothers successfully brothers blood money people. Just imagine, even for UK him no even shame at all. Yoruba nation and juju is like 5&6.
Quote me if u concur grin
Anglovel:
Yoruba of course
sbabimbola:
Chill now, Ogun is the Yoruba's god of iron....
Name checkers first lady@ me, myself and I
pinkyliceous:
Edo man worships ogun?
Mo de believe! I don't believe o.
So una no watch the video to see say na Edo man ehn? hin name sef na 'Christian'. The guy even spoke the same language as the woman in the video, but the goons up there decided he's a Yoruba man just because the mischievous OP mentioned 'Ogun' which was not mentioned anywhere in the video. Ebal, it's better you correct this your misinformation now.
PoliticsRe: NLC In Crucial Meeting Today by Topiipii(m): 3:54pm On May 22, 2016
ajebuter:
Right. I used the first word that came to my mind.at the time And I take umbrage at being called 'he' or 'it'

'She ' would be just fine, thanks
Never realized you were truly female, you know a lot a guys on NL intentionally use the 'f' in front of their monikers; the 'it' was just me being mischievous. Hope you're not too offended though?
PoliticsRe: NLC In Crucial Meeting Today by Topiipii(m): 1:38pm On May 22, 2016
9jacrip:
Loooool

Omo I tire when I saw 'sigh'.

I can only imagine myself in action with a lady who 'sighs'.
Going by what he/she/'it' wrote up there, the right translation is 'groan' not 'sigh'; I suppose he/she/'it' grin used the first word that came to mind.
PoliticsRe: Why There Are Doubts That A REAL Chibok Girl Was Found - Cramjones by Topiipii(m): 8:25pm On May 20, 2016
Ndifereke:
I'm yet to see such before. Now my question is, how did Amina without a jot of understanding or speaking English made it from Nursery to SS3. Were they taught all the subjects in Hausa language? How did she write her Junior WASSCE?

As for the examples with your sisters, that's understandable coz you said they were having trouble in speaking or understanding it not that they can't even speak or understand any sentence again in that language. Amina don't speak or understand a jot of English. It's strange to me.

Let me clarify my position on this matter, which is that while Amina was kidnapped, being among the WAEC-taking Chibok girls is hard to believe.
The post quoted below is what happens all over the country
bugzygee:
@ least 70% of secondary skul students in northern villages can't write their names well talkless of speaking English.. also know children are begged to come to skul cos it increases the funds allocated to the skul in question so nobody fails at all...even if they fail all subjects all students are promoted to the next class..when its time 4 waec,special centres are used where outsiders and in some cases corpers help out and get paid..d whole chibok scam is like any other boring nollywood movie.
Mind you, there is a boy in my SSS1 class who at the time, was older than this girl's present age (19) and who couldn't speak a word of English, the fact that you have not experienced it does not mean that it is not happening. All those schools do is just push them through the classes till they graduate. The teachers hardly even teach them, I still get very angry when I remember those days and what happens in this country. As a matter of fact, I had to go and forcefully call my students to the class from a farm where one teacher was using them as labourers (In A/Ibom, it's practical Agric instead of Agricultural Science as a lot of us know it), does anyone need English to do that. I also remember seeing Pry. Sch. pupils in the farm instead of the class working for one teacher or the other, the whole situation is pitiful, you had to witness it to believe it.
PoliticsRe: Why There Are Doubts That A REAL Chibok Girl Was Found - Cramjones by Topiipii(m): 6:54pm On May 20, 2016
Ndifereke:
You are missing the point, bro. Those students you taught that you opined can't write anything meaningful can at LEAST understand ordinary Pidgin language. Amina can't write, speak or even understand English Language talk more of Pidgin. These are two different scenarios.
I was hoping you wouldn't say this as I intentionally left it out of my last post. I am telling you that I had students who would reply me in Ibibio after I ask them questions, the scenario is this: Me, interpreters being the students who at least can communicate in passable to decent English and then the student. My question as well as the student's response goes through the interpreters everytime, sounds unbelievable isn't it?
As to this student, she even lives in a place where there are less English/Pidgin 'speakers' than A/Ibom meaning that her case is worse, now add two years during which I'm certain she did not speak the language (assuming she understands a little before her captivity) what do you think will happen? I lived in Enugu between 1995 and 1998, my sisters for a 2yrs and 8months; despite the fact that we were all born and had schooled in Lagos before we left, they had trouble speaking and understanding the language when they got back (they had never spoken English in their life before leaving Lagos other than the compulsory alphabet and spelling learnt in school, we speak Yoruba at home and at all times). The reason for this is that they spent a little more than two years speaking English/Pidgin in Enugu (82 Div., Abakpa Cantonment), even to our dad once they picked up the language. I fared better because I was already reading and writing in Yoruba, continued reading and writing and also took Yoruba in school which they did not. Now compare my sisters who were native speakers to this lady who probably understood a few words before her abduction and tell me if she would have fared any better.

The fault is not that of the students, it is as a result of one the most backward educational system currently in existence. I would have loved to create a thread where former NYSC members can share their experiences, but I don't know if it will get the kind of traction I'd like; believe me you'd be shocked at what you'll read, even in the so-called 'Educationally Advanced States'.
PoliticsRe: Why There Are Doubts That A REAL Chibok Girl Was Found - Cramjones by Topiipii(m): 6:26pm On May 20, 2016
Ndifereke:
You are speaking a truckload of pure arrant nonsense!! You are not making sense with all these your epistle to explain why an SS3 student that can't write or understand English can comfortable sit for a Physics exam. Stop the hypocrisy and think like a rational human!!
I am quoting you because your name indicates that you're either from Akwa-Ibom or Crossriver. I served in A/Ibom, Adadia in Uruan LGA and there were students who can't speak English at all, I taught three subjects one of which is Physics and during the exam they didn't know what to write (you're free to doubt this though, but there's only one Sec. Sch. in Adadia if you want to confirm).
My point is this: they will sit for the exam because their results from the previous classes were padded in order for them to gain promotion, but they will not pass even with cheating most times because they won't be able to write anything meaningful (sitting for an exam and passing it are two different things); this is the reason we usually have massive failures in the rural areas. States like the one described above are referred to as Educationally Less Developed States (ELDS) for a reason.
BusinessRe: FEC Approves Tax Incentives For Dangote by Topiipii(m): 8:28pm On May 18, 2016
modath:
Aliko Dangote is the luckiest human being alive!!! Very soon he will be handed Nigeria to "manage"lipsrsealed

Got Tax incentive to build the road that services his business, a road that was primarily damaged by his heavy duty trucks!! cool
It's not his duty to fix the road, he pays taxes for this reason.
CrimeRe: Ghostship:Panama Tanker With Nigerian Flag Goes Off Grid, Washes Up With No Crew by Topiipii(op): 7:12pm On May 18, 2016
Wealthgang:
Which is NOT stated in ur 1st article n its very idiotic of u 2 blame som1 for not reading properly, what wasn't in d article in d 1st place. So u kw u aint Punch but u're posting news article. Oshey reporter. Go n learn how 2 post news articles.

Good! U posted dis a full day after d 1st post with a different source (Guardian). Y did u feel d need 2 put dat in bold?
Hw can u say it came 2hrs,20mins b4 mine whereas my post appeared 1st?
Does ur time go bak n forth?
In fact, what's d need of posting d Guardian article if u feel notin's wrong with ur 1st post?
Go n blend it with d 1st post. U talk 2 much

Show proof of whr I've scammed innocent nigerians n stop ranting. Who's into HYIP? R u high on weed? Pls do d reporting sharpaly I can't wait.
U can only hide behind ur keypad n call me a scammer cos u're a coward. Pls come n do dat in reality grin

Instead of u 2 have blended ur 1st post with d guardian article, u went stalking me on NL, talkin abt my discipline n HYIP schemes of ur imaginatn grin. U nid 2 calm down ur rampaging oestrogen.
You're just one deluded fellow, stop going back and forth; You started the attacks remember? At the words in bold, really? Isn't it obvious that I did that because of your first post? Just go and sit down, you're so petty you sound like a teenager just learning how to converse like an adult.
As to your last remark, there's nothing hidden about me, you just have to know where to look.
PoliticsRe: Protesting Waba Addressing The Press In Abuja Today(Video) by Topiipii(m): 7:03pm On May 18, 2016
francisbarrack:
Most Nigerians don't realise we've been living in The Matrix. This subsidy removal is the red pill that may wake us up to reality.
We are poor. We are broke. We've been raped, pillaged, looted and left for dead.
All these years our economy has been sustained on the junk food of corruption. We have kwashiorkor but because we look chubby we think we are healthy.
Those two bedrooms in Abuja going for N700 million. Those make up artists charging 500k and pre-wedding photo shoots for 700k. Aso ebi for 90k. Buying Rolexes and Ferraris. Range Rover Sport all over Lagos like keke napep.
It is all fake. It's all a mirage. We've all been living off the spoils of corruption. That's why the country is so hard now. No money circulating. Because no money to steal and rent flats and shops for girlfriends. For civil servants to pay bogus tithes of N500k. For senators to spray dollars at their daughters' weddings. For lagos big boys to spend N2m every Friday night at nightclubs.
It's time to face reality. The party is over. Now we may see the real Nigeria and Nigerians.
Now that money will go into our roads and bridges and hospitals. It will benefit those who don't have a rich corrupt uncle with connections in oil and gas. Those who can't travel to Dubai to celebrate birthdays. Those who don't know what Coldstone ice cream tastes like.
Hopefully the real estate markets will crash. The thieves with 15 houses in abuja will be forced to sell them fast for cash. I would prefer if EFCC seized and auctioned them, though.
All those in the service industry will have to revaluate their pricing. You can't charge 500k to paint faces anymore; free money don finish.
Welcome to the real world
Word!
CrimeRe: Ghostship:Panama Tanker With Nigerian Flag Goes Off Grid, Washes Up With No Crew by Topiipii(op):
Wealthgang:
Let's take a hypothetical situation. Punchng makes a newspaper article headlined "Chibok girls found in Chad" and in d article, Chad is not mentiond but Punchng tells its readers 2 go do google searches 2 'research' for demselvs. What den, is d essence of d article?
My advise is, blend ur rejoinder 2geda with d 1st post so it makes sense.
Stop beating around the bush! I'm not Punch, neither am I a media house; the two sources quoted in the original post are well-known globally and the report was posted verbatim. Don't tell me I ought to go about doctoring original articles just so I can pander to the likes of you. I suppose telling you I merely copied the article would have saved you the heartache isn't it?

P.S: Going by your your submission above, you read news on Nairaland without verifying if they're true or false. Why then do people ask for 'sauce' on this site? Rule 8 exists for a very specific reason.
CrimeRe: Ghostship:Panama Tanker With Nigerian Flag Goes Off Grid, Washes Up With No Crew by Topiipii(op): 8:29pm On May 17, 2016
Wealthgang:
Irrelevant


Like I said, u need 2 learn how 2 write articles or create threads on NL.
U posted an article. Is Panama mentioned in it? Just answer Yes or No? Stop beating around d bush n making senseless ad hominem attacks.



Let's take a hypothetical situation. Punchng makes a newspaper article headlined "Chibok girls found in Chad" and in d article, Chad is not mentiond but Punchng tells its readers 2 go do google searches 2 'research' for demselvs. What den, is d essence of d article?
My advise is, blend ur rejoinder 2geda with d 1st post so it makes sense.


Irrelevant.

I don't care abt d ad hominem attacks. Heck! Its d kinda stuff one sees on NL n other social media. They even serve as a comic relief somtimes.

But I do care abt being called a scammer. U have 2 provide proofs where I have scammed innocent Nigerians or bring forth at least 1 of dez 'scammed' victims.
Gud tin we're on a faceless forum, dats d only tin saving u frm being arrested right nw.
D Mods won't do much but sure u'll be reported
'Irrelevant' seems to be a choice word with you, you can spare your lesson in fallacies for those who care to listen, I don't. As for you reporting, don't tell me I've hit too close to where it hurts; the scheme you're running is no different from the HYIPs recently banned by seun on Nairaland, maybe I should even do the reporting myself.
CrimeRe: Ghostship:Panama Tanker With Nigerian Flag Goes Off Grid, Washes Up With No Crew by Topiipii(op): 7:14pm On May 17, 2016
Wealthgang:
Stupid case of pple who don't like admitting they goofed. Panama is not mentioned in ur article. End of story!

U rushed 2 put up another post (which Panama in it) cos I pointed it out. So u proved me right that there's no mention of Panama in ur article. Go n learn how 2 make gud posts. Stop quoting me.
*vomits on thread*
Apart from the obvious lack of home training which you have obviously displayed through all your posts here, your choice of words portray you as a child or a grown man who has refused to grow up mentally; the original post had two links (a fact you can't deny even if you tried)! Common sense should have told you that:
(i) The poster read the same news on several websites
(ii) You should have done a google search at least if you want to go into a blind argument over inanities.
So, if anyone is to follow your deluded reasoning, the fact that there was no mention of Panama in the article makes it invalid or the ship non-Panamanian, it appears you have comprehension issues too. I'd recommend you take the GRE/GMAT (doubt if can pass anyone though) since you claim to be a graduate of engineering in order to improve your comprehension skills, TOEFL/IELTS won't do it and years of education in Nigeria which includes writing WAEC/U.M.E haven't done it either.
You even lack the basic reasoning skills that come naturally to 'engineers', referring to a post aimed at clarifying a point and made 2 hours and 20 minutes before yours as 'rushed'. I suggest you stick to your business of scamming innocent/desperate wealth seekers, I hope that's going on well for you at the moment?
Music/RadioRe: Top 30 Tv Themes From The 90s by Topiipii(m): 9:02pm On May 15, 2016
grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Ghostship:Panama Tanker With Nigerian Flag Goes Off Grid, Washes Up With No Crew by Topiipii(op): 9:00pm On May 15, 2016
Wealthgang:
It is u who needs to read ur own article properly. Where in d article is Panama mentioned? Mtcheew! See as I dey add posts 2 ur thread sef
Your case is beyond me if you still don't get it after I posted another source for clarification, commenting on a thread is not mandatory as far as I know on nairaland.
CrimeRe: Ghostship:Panama Tanker With Nigerian Flag Goes Off Grid, Washes Up With No Crew by Topiipii(op): 2:07pm On May 13, 2016
An abandoned oil tanker has washed up on the shores of Liberia in west Africa, prompting an investigation – and speculation over the fate of the ship’s crew.

The Tamaya 1, which is registered in Panama, ran aground on a beach near Robertsport earlier this week, apparently without a crew or lifeboats. On Thursday the Liberia national police and bureau of immigration inspected the ship, days after local residents first discovered it on the beach.

The 64-meter (210ft) tanker’s last known position was on 21 April near Gambia and Senegal, according to shipping site Marine Traffic – well north of Liberia along the west African coast. The ship was en route to the Senegalese port of Dakar, according to the site.

The Liberia national police and the Liberia maritime authority did not immediately respond to a call for comment.

“Our best bet is that the vessel’s owner might have gone broke and had no money to pay crew members,” a source at the nation’s port authority told the Liberian Daily Observer. “And therefore, the crew abandoned the ship.”

Asked about why maritime authorities had responded so slowly to the mystery of a crewless oil tanker, the source said: “Robertsport does not have a seaport.”

After several days beached on the shoreline, the ship was reportedly looted and vandalized and speculation was rife that pirates or a fire had caused the crew to abandon the ship. Since investigation began, police have tried to keep civilians away from the ship.

Although tankers were once prized by pirates off the African coasts, the long decline in oil prices combined with a sustained military campaign have reduced hijackings. Off west Africa, piracy has been largely held south of Liberia, in the waters off Nigeria and Ghana.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/06/liberia-abandoned-oil-tanker-tamaya-1-washed-ashore
CrimeRe: Ghostship:Panama Tanker With Nigerian Flag Goes Off Grid, Washes Up With No Crew by Topiipii(op): 1:58pm On May 13, 2016
Wealthgang:
Panama and Tamaya na the same thing? undecided @OP.
Or ur brain need hard reset?
Attention-seekers everywhere.
I guess you didn't read properly before deciding to comment, the name of the vessel is Tamaya and it was registered in Panama. Hope all is clear now?
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Reject Labour Move Against Pump Price by Topiipii(m): 1:55pm On May 13, 2016
modath:
Bros, i nor wan die ooo!!! reduction in NASS insensitive undeserved jumbo pay? shocked shocked shocked .... Why? on top that hard labour? you people are not appreciative of noble, loyal servants, na wah ooo

Who wants assasins after them? cheesy even if they want to, hangers-on,political godfathers ,jobbers and party loyalists that depend on their largesse will make sure that never happens!!!!

They've worked for the money in heaven, they are only here to collect their reward.. cool cool
Take this grin for your humorous reply, but all I need is for NLC/TUC to make the pronouncement. The number of people who depend on their largesse is not even worth being termed a fraction of the population.
omenka:
Great idea, but would ethnoreligious bigotry allow us to ever forge such a common front in this country??
Let NLC/TUC just make the announcement, daz'all.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Reject Labour Move Against Pump Price by Topiipii(m): 6:58pm On May 12, 2016
The best thing will be to invade the national assembly and demand a forceful reduction in their wages, those goons are reputedly the highest paid lawmakers in the world and live in a country where the minimum wage is roughly $60; isn't that a shame? I am sure Nigerians will turn out en masse if they should make that call. omenka, modath please quote this on the front page and make my day, I am certain that those clowns would take Nigerians more serious if this can be achieved.
CrimeGhostship:Panama Tanker With Nigerian Flag Goes Off Grid, Washes Up With No Crew by Topiipii(op): 8:37am On May 12, 2016
This sounds similar to an incident in the past
A crewless ship washed ashore in Liberia last week, according to NBC News.

The oil tanker, Tamaya 1, reported its last known coordinates April 22 heading toward the Dakar port in Senegal, according to World Maritime News. It was found about 47 miles west of Monrovia May 4.

It's unclear what happened to the ship, which was flying a Nigerian flag and found vandalized.

Investigators are looking into a possible pirate attack, and other scenarios, including abandonment.

“Our best bet is that the vessel’s owner might have gone broke and had no money to pay crew members ... and therefore, the crew abandoned the ship," a port authority said to news.com.au.

At least one lifeboat was missing.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/05/11/panama-ghost-ship-washes-up-no-crew/84222254/

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/ghost-ship-panama-tanker-goes-off-grid-washes-up-with-no-crew/ar-BBsVkJn?li=BBnb4R7&ocid=1PRCDEFE

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