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Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 5:14am On Nov 21, 2011
Faketanu m ooo cheesy fake kedu maka Felicia? Nnnaa meeeen, kemgbe afo abuo nani otu ihe ka m na eri, mana anuru m na Felicia dabatara America Biko iji data ya? Ka m try-ia variety. cheesy
Uwa wu otu mbia grin
Owughi m gburu abiola, nyem ihe m'erie rijuo afo! grin
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 9:05pm On Nov 20, 2011
Umunne m unu hukwara egwu Bolu Liverpool na Chelsea? Unu huru otu anyi shi mee Chelsea ihe faketan(agaba419) mere felimbombo? Kuo ha without condom cheesy

Fake muoo iwe ekwekwala unu na anaghi m abia ebe ofuma, owu ihe by na marriage. De thing gwuru ike. Nani otu ihe ka m riga kemgbe two yrs. ugbua achoga m variety. Elee Felicia?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 2) On Sunday 20th November 2011 by toshmann(m): 9:01pm On Nov 20, 2011
Liverpool has many problems but we don't forget our wife(Chelsea), and we sleep with her(without condoms)
We Never Walk Alone
Ha ha ha ha I laugh in Swahili!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On Saturday 1st October 2011 by toshmann(m): 3:25pm On Oct 01, 2011
Another thing, How is Andy f***king Carroll worth bleeping 35m?
I have strong reasons to believe someone profitted underhand from the deal.
Its a scam, Has the potential to make Denilson to Betis and Torres to Chelsea seem like a bargain
dayokanu:
^^When I see the guy and think thats $55m on there.
He looks more like a sack of potatoes
tongue tongue tongue we never walk alone
good goal by Carrol
sure enough the haters were disappointed. cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Wolves (2 - 1) On 24th September 2011 by toshmann(m): 6:43pm On Sep 24, 2011
There is an unfortunate anglicization of Liverpool. It's getting whiter and more British. Nothing wrong with havin white or British players but when you have better players and you prefer less efficient players bc they are white or British or both. Too bad. Too too bad
however,
[size=18pt] we never walk alone[/size] cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Vs Liverpool (4 - 0) On Sunday 18th September 2011 by toshmann(m): 3:36pm On Sep 18, 2011
Yeah, we never walk alone!!!! cool
been out of touch with soccer since I left Europe 3yrs ago, but, if I may ask, is Liverpool shutting out black players. I watched this game and I saw many new average white players. What happened to babbel, ngog, etc.

The game was bad. Irrespective of the red cards, spurs were the better side.

However I remain a Liverpool fan. We never walk alone[/size].[size=7pt] It's not like spent yakubu scoring twice against us
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Ryan Giggs Branded 'dirty Dog' by toshmann(m): 12:51am On Jun 07, 2011
All this talk about giggs. Did he r.ape her? Isn't it two adults that agreed to sleep together. Pls this is a family affair and everyone talking about giggs should not forget the woman who slept with her husbands brother.

This thing is a family affair and has nothing to do with Man Utd.

But nnaa meeen, na so man utd guys de behave? grin
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by toshmann(m): 9:12pm On Sep 21, 2010
@slap1(aka-nti nke mbu)
nwanne imelakpole?
Awu m toshmann nwa mama
anu ana agba egbe, o n'acho condom1
eju n'efe n'elu
crown prince of umumkpi
Nwoke Mara mma.

Maka ilulu ahu ituru, atuola m ya far back na threadia. Ma were nke a

otele si na owuru na oma na amu ga enwe many visitors, ogaghi ikwe ka ha wuru nwanne.
Ya wu. . . Yansh talk say, if to say Im sabi say womanliness go get many visitors, e for no gree to be him relative/neighbour.

Fire cool
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 5:46pm On Sep 21, 2010
Faketan m oo cheesy Biko iwe ewela unu na nwa mama adighizi regular. O wu ihe ilulu nwanyi na ebute. Nwata nwayioma anaghi ekwe nwa mama biri ndu otu masiri m.
Faketan Felicia kwanu? cheesy fake de fake, ,,, grin
nwanne buru lawachaa, arii onye o na egbu grin

mbano e!!!! Bia, darfur ka n'achughari Ify na azu shocked

chei grin mugu wu ihe ojooo grin grin

Ify rugbuwe nu ndi unu toro!!! grin
olee mgbe darfur a ga amuta ihe bikonu?
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by toshmann(m): 5:40pm On Sep 21, 2010
Ololololo ooo lelenu ilulu o cheesy
youngies elee gi? Onye wu slap1? O meriela m na ilulu udi ndi mu na youngies na atu grin
youngies gini mere? Ngwa let me fire one

ashawo change-ia base, ya awuru virgin! grin

youngies/slap1 cool

@ Rubi. Idi funny. Gi na ndi ara grin
okuko huru gi puo eze
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by toshmann(m): 10:32pm On Aug 25, 2010
the reds will never walk alone cool

say what you like, we'll never walk alone.

we'll be back cool
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by toshmann(m): 10:30pm On Aug 25, 2010
ifyalways:
Darfur m jide gi,m ga eme gi many many badddddd things.
Agaba na Youngies,ndi anwuru.
ify, ima na darfur ashigi ike at all. for the sake of kindness, ka m were his punishment . .

nye m invitation kam bia n'ulo gi n'abali ka i meeem many many many many baaaaad things na bedroom gi grin
as onye obi ebere achoro m i were darfur's punishment cool
Foreign Affairs › Re: Fox News And The Chicken Democrats by toshmann(m): 6:36pm On Aug 04, 2010
slyfoxxjoe:
she claims she is in the US so u expect a little more decency,
did i read you rightly? US associated with decency? this is news to me. slyfoxxjoe, which part of US? . . uhm . . let me think . . . uhm . . uhm . . . uhm . . . may be in . . . uhm . . . uhm , . . i guess there may be decency in . . . . around . . . near . . . . . uhm . . . .uhm . . . . . . . . . . .to be contd
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by toshmann(m): 4:21pm On Jul 30, 2010
i think there is an attempt to anglicise liverpool . . . anyways, once a red, always a red cool
Health › Re: Doctors And Hospitals In Nigeria by toshmann(m): 4:19pm On Jul 30, 2010
Bobbyaf:
I hear you guys. Don't know enough about Nigeria to make a comment about doctors and the health system, but one question I'd like to ask is this. How does one explain that Nigeria is an oil exporting country, and still has a shortfall in addressing one of its most important objectives of providing health care to its citizens?

Does the problem lie with fiscal irresponsibility on the part of the government, or does it lie with the government's mishandling of its country's resources?

Does the problem lie with the explosion in population that seems to face African nations on the average, and which impacts on, and somewhat lessens the ability of government to provide sustainable health care?

Sometimes the problem is huger than the solution, but I believe that part of the solution lies in the decisions made by all parties concerned. Government alone cannot be expected to provide all the solutions. Part of its responsibilities rests in properly educating its populace in preventative-maintenance lifestyle approaches. People need to adopt a simpler and healthier lifestyle, rather than the destructive western habits, with their Burger Kings, and Kentucky fried Chickens, etc.

Doctors, and other health professionals in general have become easy targets because they are never usually provided with the tools to work with. I do agree though that there are some health professionals that have worsened the health system, rather than help it. There has to be a system to ensure proper accountability from our health professionals.
everything you said is part of the problem
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by toshmann(m): 3:31am On Jul 27, 2010
@youngies

ewepuga maka nwa, kedu ihe nwoke n'acho n'otele nwanyi? cool

. . . nwa mama n'achokwa something else o, onwughi just maka nwa grin
Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldiers Fathered 250,000 Kids In Liberia by toshmann(m): 3:29am On Jul 27, 2010
he he he he . . grin grin grin grin grin . . i laugh in swahili grin grin
Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldiers Fathered 250,000 Kids In Liberia by toshmann(m): 6:58pm On Jul 26, 2010
dayokanu:
^^ Maybe Tope can bring Jesus to my life.

kiss kiss kiss
perhaps we really know what to say at every point in time. See this my guy showing the way. grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by toshmann(m): 3:22am On Jul 24, 2010
i hope they have unbanned this cleavage thingy undecided
Career › Re: What Can I Do With Masters In Public Health (mph) Degree by toshmann(op): 3:21am On Jul 24, 2010
i feel you kanmi. i feel under utilised in this country. my heart bleeds for motherland, but when i see my colleagues running out from the country, telling me there's no hope if i dont have connections(someone said if i like i can have a degree from harvard, without connections it's like a degree from an obscure polytech in a remote village)

my decision is that i will establish here, make a name for myself, then head home. that way i wont need connections to give my best to my fatherland. my reputation will go before me.
Events › Re: July Birthday Mates! by toshmann(m): 3:11am On Jul 24, 2010
Springrise:
HEY, I AM JULY 5TH
ANY BDAY MATE HERE?
hey dude, you got a bday mate here. july 5th. yep, that's us.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 3:09am On Jul 24, 2010
odika derfur nokata ya achowa onye o ga akpari. owu ihe n'emekari ndi apari. anuru m na ify akuola ya the booth this yr grin
chei, congy eriela my guy grin grin

darfur, gaa juo faketan ebe felicia bi. faketan wu onye obi oma, o ga enye gi the address . . . and of course felicia wukwa onye obioma n'onwe ya cheesy . . . .gwa ya na faketan dinyere gi cool
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by toshmann(m): 3:05am On Jul 24, 2010
youngies . . . .elee youngies? nwanne biko bia ka anyi tuo ilulu ka anyi si atu
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 7:09pm On Jul 07, 2010
oputara na ify na acho onye ga ako ya uko ebe ahu
oputara na ify achupula darfur(onuku zuru uwa) ga churu nwoke ozo(nwoke ma how far)
oputara na ify na adi jealous maka love agaba nwere ebe felimbombo nu
oputara na ify choro ibiaghachi na bedroom agaba but felimbombo a-block-uo her way
oputara na ify na acho ebe umu okorobia mara mma, shiekwa ike dika kpomo, bi

oputara na ify achoghi iza ajuju ndia

ifyalways, otu rove cheesy
greetings from umumkpi cool
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by toshmann(m): 7:03pm On Jul 07, 2010
ifyalways:
Tosh bu kanda . . .kPOMO cheesy
ndi iro . . .

,right now,o nwere udi oko na ako m. . . . tongue
bia ka m were aka kpomo kopu de uko sharp sharp grin . . . . . . free of charge cool
Events › Re: July Birthday Mates! by toshmann(m): 6:59pm On Jul 07, 2010
july 5th, made a public holiday in the US this yr grin (july 4 was a sunday)

july is hotter than june
we are the greatest
our month was named in honor of julius caesar . . the greatest general in human history
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 4:19am On Jul 05, 2010
umunna, toshmann nwa mama na ekele unu o,
agbusi gbara otele 1
eju n'efe n'elu
anu ana agba egbe . . o n'acho condom 1
crown prince of umumkpi1
the first son of the great ezeala1 of umumkpi, . . . . conqueror of the british empire.
grandson of ezemkpoto1 of umumkpi
great grandson of eleweukwu1 of umumkpi . . . . hero of the war of attrition of 1849.
great-great grandson of adagaduga . . . founder of the ancient kindgom of umumkpi and leader of the great migration from the land of adigboloja in the valley of zambezi to umumkpi just east of the niger.
tuonu m aha umunne m, odighi easy cool
maka ndi nu na obodo obama, hapi indipenda. king george gbakwaa uka.
maka ndi huru m n'anya . . si nu m hapi bayiday(birthday) echi 5th july
maka ndi hate-iri m, ga kpoonu ishi na okwute bu aja tongue
maka umuoma nile mara mma . . . ya gazie
maka ndi joro njo . . .chegharianu

cha-cha-cha . . igbo kwenu . . yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Foreign Affairs › Re: Happy Fourth Of July To All The Nlanders In The U.s! by toshmann(m): 4:10am On Jul 05, 2010
anyone who doesnt like america should just pack and leave cheesy

the land of the free, home of the brave wink

good girls and bad guys cool

love them or hate them, these guys have achieved a lot for themselves
Foreign Affairs › Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by toshmann(m): 1:03am On Jul 05, 2010
na thunder go fire anyone wey wan ban cleavage angry
how can you ban something natural? did you create any?

by the way, those cleavages are good for psycho-somatic stabilisation, cerebral inspiration and emotional obiyadinma all moving towards professional eficay and vital efficiency--->good thinking--->good product.

how can someone ban such a thing angry
Sports › Re: FIFA: Argentina’s Goal Against Nigeria Was Illegal (Infractions) by toshmann(m): 7:39pm On Jun 17, 2010
who is still talking of re-scheduling the NGR-ARG match? when we cant even survive Greece grin
anyway, hope south korea beats them real good. bc until we realise that we are no longer good in soccer, we wont do something to change the trend.
Sports › Re: FIFA: Argentina’s Goal Against Nigeria Was Illegal (Infractions) by toshmann(m): 1:23pm On Jun 16, 2010
mukina2:
^
game should be replayed or the 1-0 be transferred to the eagles grin
replay the game? . . . haaa. dont you think this time the argentines would have figured out a way to get past our goalkeeper? a repeat game will be nothing less than 3-0.

so better leave it at a respectable 0-1, which is even more respectable when we hear that the goal was ''illegal''. good publicity for our soccer prestige that we lost to argentina through an illegal goal cool

better than cameroon who lost to JAPAN grin through clean goal
Sports › Re: England Vs USA: [1 - 1] On Saturday June 12, 2010 by toshmann(m): 7:58pm On Jun 15, 2010
england is not as good as they think they are. but they are very confident. if nigeria had 5% of their confidence against argentina, we woulda performed better

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