₦airaland Forum

abeg nairaland na for all and sundry, educated and uneducated and partially educated and educationeded by personal hussling. lose o, loose o, throway o, all na de same tin.
de issue na communication abi no be so?

if pidgin too hard make we enter waffi

nnenne echi-chi echiri m bu. . . anu ana agba egbe o n'acho condom. obu traditional ruler of the ancient kingdom of otonuchichi chiri m ya bu echi chi.

faketan, faketan !!!!!!!!!!!!!heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee inaha acho m okwu o. threadia gakwa anu olu mu na gi o. echiri m echichi kara aka, gi abia tugharia ya into ihe ozo. kedu onye m na echi imi na uwe otele ya?

 obughi imi ka ana echi ebe ahu, obu nwoke-ike ka ana echi ebe ahu

faketan anya adighi gi nma, ya mere m ji si mba o, agaghi m ahapu nani gi na nnenneigbo n'otu room. mbaaa oo

nnenne a ga m ewetara gi pant eji jeans duo, were zinc patch-ia ya maka a-trust-ighim onye ana akpo faketan. legodi aha ya. . . faketan. onye a onwere otu eziokwu no ya n'onu? nnenne gbakwaa oso o

[quote author=cute-ass link=topic=43635.msg1461864#msg1461864 date=1188903313]Don't worry Tosh, anyi ga etu gi ichie women affair [/quote]anyhow, ichie na ichie. a kpoo meeting ndi ichie, a ga enye m invitation.

hmmmn. . . . . . . . ichie women affairs. . . . . ihe a bukwa ihe ojoo o o . . . mbaa oo unu ga acho aha ozo biko

faketan okwa igaghi ewepu anya gi ebe ihe onye ozo no hapukwa nnenneigbo o, maka na imaghi otu akuko asampete ahi si wee diri. just wepu anya ebe ahu ka udo diri na threadia o. ekwuola m nke m choro ikwu

bianu o, pilas-ia , owu obughi ya bu mohadana/okoroamadi/etc with so many usernames na a-like-i bia threadia ikpaghari anyi? a ga m egbere ya ogwu oke very soon.

i hope you guys will plead for me when i'm banned. because at this rate at which i'm going, my banning wont be long

if i'm banned i'll re-enter with confusing names such as sseun, TOH.5, omoge1, etc, banned, ghost . . . . . .and so on

anyway, administrator na my man, he will give me at least 3 warnings b4 i get banned seun no be so?

can you guys believe that i saw nigerians in lagos?

seun,
in the spirit of justice, dont you think that occassionally you may try to ban yourself especially when you behave in a manner unbecoming of your status as the administrator?

you can always log in with another username

presido, misses gbara plural. kedu nke in'ekwu maka ya infact presido enwere good news recently, otu akwuna m huru taa n'uzo kwere iso m lakpuo taa obi oma akpagbuola nu m o

abeg which kind international position person fit find for nairaland wey una no go allow man pikin fire him pidgin de go. nairaland wey seun don ban all the dudes wey get intellectual contribution leaving only kids who love to quarrel when they are not discussing sex and boyfriends, na here person go find international position?

abegi

presido aka m no n'elu oooo. ana m ekele gi oooooo

@seun

lol. authority carry go. na u get nairaland hoha. anybody wey no like am make he go die

but woe betide you the day wey we go clash, if u ban me again, i will fax you my ancestral utagbo e no get remedy. i just pity you the other time.

try ban me again

nnenneigbo ijughi maka m

i live in the UK, but majority of the welsh people in cardiff can't speak and write good english. they cant speak welsh either.

it is good for us to be able to speak good english. but if someone cant speak well we should not "criminalise" the person. we may want to encourage the person to speak well. after all 2 yrs in the UK majority of them cant even pronounce my name well, and yet we nigerians are made to understand and pronounce names like montgomery, eissenhower etc

abeg leave us joo let them come and speak efik or try to pronounce igbinovbaro

heeeeeeeeeeee, faketan ibiala now o gini ka m mere gi? onye ka i na akpo okopkoro heeeeeee. i naha acho m owku ugbu a. ma imaghi ihe iga akpo m, kpowa m. . . toshmann nwa mama, agbusi gbara otele1, anu ana agba egbe o na acho condom, eju n'efe nelu1

by the way, unu agaghi ahapu m nno ka m chuta kwa nu otu nwa agbogho kara aka. unu choro kam chubazie umunwoke ibe m

hapunu m joo

e de vex u

obughi kwa m ga aza onwu nwanyi

hey mr vicjustice
nairaland is an informal forum. it is not a place to display your command of the english language. how do you expect someone who was able to spare 10 mins from his daily schedule to find a joke or two or to ease off to take start proofreading what he posts on nairaland? abi na exam person de write here? wetin. after all english no be my papa langs so wetin concern us. the main thing here na communication. we created a community online where we can come discuss, quarrel and relax as the case may be, not to examine our english lang profficiency. abi we de write thesis or cover letter here? haba.

i have no big qualms with anyone who can communicate here even though the english is not too good. after all, in my whole life, i'm yet to see a single european who can speak igbo to an acceptable level. whosai

if you watched our game with chelsea you wont be saying this. also, the boys we beat in thier home were they not the same ones who dismantled the roman blue army? abeg change topic, the season has started, chelsea used wuruwuru to get a draw from us. oya tell me say chelsea no well. go on. we de top league. period.

you forgot to add that we still get one more match to play.

kpoo nu m nkemakolam biko nu unu egbula m oooo very soon, a ga m e settle down. ihe nile ndia aburuzia nke ana akpo old things hace passed away

acidrop:
me 22222222, i don't like the lang, i just like the guys

you say wetin where you dey? acidic acid. what's up when i was in sec school i was called the desulphuriser of sulphuric acid.

hey acid, how is ur day

@nateev
i agree with ya annalysis. contrary to general expectations, joe cole is the only player in chelsea that i really fear whenever the reds play the blues. other players can be contained easily on a good day.

arsenal looking good. hmmn. lehmann will soon be back. . . . . . . .

bad belle. . . . lehnmann is calling

i wont mind walking alone on top of the table

hello dear razorr. has Dr Dre revived you completely . . . and liverpool has one game to play o, and rob style stole 2 points from us and gave u guys one extra point o, and we've been playing without steven G o, and torres nova even begin im mission o, and . . . . . .    . . . to be continued

take heart razorr, it shall be well with you guys. . . . . . at the bottom of the table. . . .  

from anfield with love

sign. . . .T.M.B Toshmann

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=16635.msg1456961#msg1456961 date=1188756094]@cabali
Please come out of your hell and come to Heaven(Arsenal) . . . . .[/quote]. . . . . . Heaven(liverpool) . . . . . . . . .

all right bro. you win. go enforce liberal gun laws in naija. a country where people go for elections with guns instead of ballot materials, a country where people cant even obey traffick laws, a country where people kill during census,

now you arm them all. all the best bro.

but imagine if there were no arms in this world. no guns , no knife, no weapons whatsoever. there would never be all these killings at war. what do you think.
all the same, i wish you luck trying to arm lawful naijans
i rest my case

na ordinary west ham defeat una for emirates

with a match at hand, we are topping the premiership.

if you no like am, go hang

muky love are you having a good laugh like me  

four kisses to you for chelsea's disgrace (2 for each goal)

6-0 without gerrard o, without carragher o

but that's what it is, they can commit any crime and get away with it. and they know it. those kids know they can commit anything and they go ahead to do it. it is similar in marriage, the women know that the marital laws favour them, so when they get married, they can do so many things and get away with it, especially when they have kids in the marriage. so they can cheat thier husbands again and again and again but if the man cheats they'll sue for divorce and the law will give them all the husband's property

so many men now have girlfriends up till the age of 60yrs but will not want to marry them ( for fear of legal consequences) can u imagine living in the same house with a woman for 30 yrs and not married to her? it is common here, they are called partners.