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atiku07:
THIS IS TO ANNOUNCE THE SUDDEN DEATH OF ARSENAL FOOTBALL CLUB WHICH WAS MURDERD AT ANFIELD STADIUM THIS AFTERNOON. IT WAS REGRETTED THAT WHILE THE MURDER WAS BEING CARRIED OUT ALL IT'S PLAYERS AND FANS WERE LEFT DUMBFOUNDED.
AND ALL THE EFFORT GALLAS TO REVIVE HIM PROVED ABORTIVE.

MAY HIS GENTLE AND VOICIFEROUS SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE AMEN

SURVIVED BY:

ARSENE WENGER

BAPTISTA

EBOUE

TOURE

ADEBAYOR

HENRY

LEHMAN

FABREGAS

DIABY

DENILSON

GALLAS

CLICHY

NB: mukina there is still chance for u to swap the forms are very much available

may thier premature  souls rest in perfect dressing room

Gamine:
one United!!!

Kai comot here, who be this one  u no sabi where manure thread dey? carry this yeye club comt here fast, b4 we mistake u for arsenal and decend on u all.

that wont surprise razor. after all we whipped her darling barca out of the UCL

dont mess with liverpool

i told all of you, someone said i was claiming confidence i dont have.

toshmann vindicated

oh, poor darling muky, i begged the players to take it easy they refused, i'm so so sorry muky, here's a red face towel u can use to wipe ur toy gun tears, next time dont come to minefield sorry anfield with hope because, blessed are the hopeless for they shall never be disappointed

Look at match statistics, the fear of liverpool. . . . . . . . . is the begining of Mukina lol

guys, let me go and have lunch. i've watched enough. hey, muky my love will be heartbroken now

oh, let me make a quick call to steven G, to let the game end in a draw. so my honey wont be mad. but steve wont agree. well let me try. that's what lovers are for.
. . . . . toshmann goes to plead for mercy for toy gunners

liverpool 2: 0 arsenal. . . . . ,  .and still counting    

don't F-U-C-K with with the reds never 

where is mukina? the day of reckoning has come

walk on, through the rain,
walk on through the storm,
though u dreams be tossed, and blown
, walk on,
walk on,
with hope in ur eyes,
and u'll never walk alooooooone,
u'll never walk alooooooone

liverpool 2 : 0 arsenal

hahahahahahaha,  . . . . . . . .  wey them dey o o o o o what is happening to the toy guns

so far 2:0 . . . . . i don die o. . . . .

don't F-V-C-K with with the reds

NEVER

@dr dre,
i tender my unalloyed apologies 5 times (for each champions league trophy won by the reds ) for using the word idiot to describe man u. i thot man u is made of idiots. i did not know. sorry. abeg.

@all chelsea fans,

una no get history, una no get tradition, una no get base. 2 recent russian propelled premiership titles cant make u a great european club. win the UCL and have a base. if vladimir putin vex one morning come put abramovich for jail wetin go happen? all ur victory is tied to the presence of 1 man.

a real team is great irrespective of any person or generation. great in the 60s, great in the 70s, great in the 80s, great in the 90s, great when dalglish was there, great when collimore was there, great in the days of john barnes, great in the days of paul ince, great in the days of mcmanaman, great in the days of michael owen, great in the days of steven G, great when houllier was caoch,great when rafa is coach. that is a real team. it is called liverpool.

@arsenal fans,
we'll see in the next 1 hr

bmaq007:
I got a score to settle with Liverpool (they bundled FCB out of d champions league)

e yaaa, sorry o, no vex. but u suppose know say man pass man. only one english team has beaten barcelona in nou camp in history. that was done some 27 yrs ago. and when that same team came to barcelona again this year, u guys shoulda known better that same team did it again. and when next we come to barca, we shall do it again
anyhow sha, sorry o

@all toy gun users

gunners in a minefield anfield
trouble trouble zone. . . . .
trouble trouble zone, . . . .
trouble trouble zone. . . . . . .

the catholic chaplain of cardiff university smokes right in front of the church b4 service. well, at least he is not hiding it, but i think it's wrong b/c the bible says ur body is the temple of God and u should take good care of it including eating healthy diet and avoiding things that will compromise ur health such as smoking and excessive alcohol.

@razor,

as you can see, this is a liverpool thread. i dont wanna see you come over here to call us names. so stop this yankee---l name u are trying to call us.

9ja4eva:
How was your night out with Obasanjo?Ope u had all d fun?

is it the president of nigeria that u guys are talking about here?

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=44952.msg1004934#msg1004934 date=1175275243]What more can you say? You won us twice - tough luck. Get used to it, we win and we lose. Is that all you want to say? Does Arsenal have a treble to its name? Does Arsenal have a better legendary history than Man U? Has Arsenal been through the tough times that Man U was able to endure? NO! So as Dr. Dre said - bring it on! How many doubles has Arsenal had? You want to compare all that to Man U, impossicant! [/quote]and you j-girl, has ur man u idiots won the champions league 5 times? only one team in the premiership has won the champios league again and again and again and again and it is not ur manure

we never walk alone

kpam kpam kpam, o nwere onye no ebe a toshmann nwa mama na ekele o

Razorr:
Whatever. . . I love Yankeepool!

razor, razor, stop it

okay razor, pls i'm now begging you. pls stop it. okay what is ur price c'mon spit it out, toshmann is there with the cash pls help me. stop that Yank-----l stuff good girl

@all,
pls stop calling names here.
peace
toshmann

mukina2:
we are always ruling

if you are talking of my heart. . . yeah. . .you rule there but what the heck. . . .and who the hell. . . .arsenal? . . . rule where ?. . . .abegi

history lessons

2004-2005 season chelsea beat the reds 3 times. but when they met at the champions league, chelsea fell woefully.

arsenal will hear whiii. they'll begin to wonder if this is liverpool or something else no worries muky love, i'll be with you every step of the way. u can always lean on me

u guys are toying with dangerous liverpool we shall see

. . . . and stop this yankeepool bull$hit

Razorr:
Mukina, Yankeepool fit beat you o! Take am easy. Dem get smoking players well well.
Toshii bobo, the name 'Yankeepool' is sexy now. . .

razor, razor, heeeee

stop this nonsense

anyway, 2mrw is the day of reckoning arsenal will see red

stop calling us yankeepool what's ur problem. haba

muky, you know i love you, so i went to buy new face towels with sweet fragance which i'll give you to dry ur tears tommorow no worries, i'll be there to console you. u can cry on my shoulders

i'm always there for you

i like am b/c he stopped IBB from coming back

also he always wears agbada for international conference when other african leaders wear coat. i love him for that.

he doesn't pretend to be polished. he is himself always. i like am for these reasons. . . . . . . e get other reasons why i loathe am too, but no be for this thread.

razor stop this yankeepool shit. razor razooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

muky, u guys wont know what hit you when it happens. gerrard just saved maccas job as england coach, he'll teach those north london barbarians a few lessons in the global soccer temple called anfield i wish i had money, i would have got myself a ticket for the match

anyways, no stress, victory is good

u dey craze?

for arnfield when gerrard is hot

the day of reckoning has arrived. where is mukina?

i go die o. guy make i tell you the truth, there is no standard way of approaching girls. trust me. i swear. u think being handsome is it? look who is dating the most beautiful girls on campus. ugly guys.

u think being rich is it? look how wives of rich men cheat on thier husbands by sleeping with gateman, . . . u think it's all about confidence? look how many guys have been publicly embarrassed by ladies who dont even have up to the guy's status.

just get this straight points. . . .women can never be satisfied. dont even attempt to.

question number 1) what do women want? even the girls dont know the answer. so u see we have a real big problem here.
question 2) how can a woman be impressed on a first date? no answer. . . . . . .just be urself. it may or may not work.
question 3) what can improve ur chances on the first appraoch? it is called LUCK. Hope she likes you, and is in the mood.

only thing i can tell you is, make a move. be natural in ur move. dont pretend to be what u are not, if she like you, she's urs for life. if she no like you, shift base ASAP. But u gat to try ya luck.

1st time i appraoched a woman i was so embarrassed i never approached a woman for 2 yrs. but they started to make the 1st move (i love calabar) so the best way to get a girl may even be by not appraoching any . . . . . .and on my graduation day, the 1st girl i approached in 1st yr who embarrassed me came and told me how she always admired me. yet she embarrassed me, na wa o

star01:
n what achievement ve dey made this season?think twice bro, no offense

community shield at the begining of the season.

beat chelsea 2:1 at cardiff. i was there

razor, razor, razor how many times did I call you stop this yankeepool bull$hit

wetin dey worry you sef

anyway, as far as england is concerned, the reds walk the red carpets of success

liverpool------>the pace setters of the premiership

ehi u never tell us the complete truth why dem igbo gals dey drop you? wetin happen? e be like say u no dey perform, financially, sexually, or otherwise.

anyway,on a more serious note, the problem is not with igbo girls, it is with girls. all of them. igbo, hausa, efik, edo, yoruba all of them. as an igbo guy i had dated a couple of nigerian girls from other tribes and the first thing they tell me is that they dont like igbo guys. that we'll only use them and drop them for our girls when it comes to marriage.

anyway, anyone wey drop you, no vex, go to the next. one day, e go better, u go find ur bone. na so life be.