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PoliticsRe: Jonathan Dancing With His Daughter At Her Wedding (Photo) by toshmann(m): 4:58pm On Jan 11, 2015
meracool:
I say Happy Married life to the New Couple..

Meanwhile.....

To GEJ When will you start talking about your Manifesto and achievement at you Campaign rallies..because the two so far you've being Campaigning for Buhari
As soon as buhari stops his boko boys from killing people
I believe the wind of CHANGE is Blowing away your AeroToxic Fresh Air..
Yea, and replacing it with the brutal change of islamic extremism and bigotry

Nigerians.
Vote GMB/PYO..
Vote APC...!!!
Good luck to you all under a Buhari dictatorship
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Takes Couple's Place At Jonathan's Daughter's Wedding Picture by toshmann(m): 2:24pm On Jan 11, 2015
Lol
PoliticsRe: See Why Dele Momodu Blocked Me From His Twitter Handle [photo Illustration] by toshmann(m): 9:24pm On Jan 10, 2015
Ive noticed that buhari's supporters are very hostile in the web, unreceptive of opposing views im concerned what may happen IF he looses.
PoliticsRe: Broom Sellers Laud APC For Staging Rally In Bayelsa by toshmann(m): 2:49pm On Jan 10, 2015
This is obe advantahe of democracy, campaign money boosts economy.
Imagine the US where billions of dollars are pumped into the economy during presidential campaigns and every two years more billions are pumped in for congressional campaigns.

Good business cheesy
Nigerian elections should be every year cool
PoliticsRe: Buhari Campaigns In Anambra Today (Pictures) by toshmann(m): 2:44pm On Jan 10, 2015
I like jow the APC did the chibok girls stuff.

"265 days +. . . . . . Vote for change, bring back security (not bring back the girls) grin

At least they know bringing back the girls no be for mouth grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Flavour At Glo-CAF Awards With His Scantly-Dressed Dancers (Photos) by toshmann(m): 1:23pm On Jan 09, 2015
This one na scanty? huh
grin
Come make kim kardashian show you wetin be scanty
PoliticsRe: Buhari Visits The Olu Of Warri (photo) by toshmann(m): 2:44am On Jan 09, 2015
Tallesty1:
Even if he visit MelchizedekWith Groundnut oil maybe.

GMB won't won't bring the change we need.

Jonathan has fallen our hands really but GMB will fall both our hands and legs and pull them out from their sockets.
grin
Guy you wicked o
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh’s Boyfriend Dumps Her For Senator’s Daughter (Photos) by toshmann(m): 2:09pm On Jan 08, 2015
VickyyB:
Dark-skinned girls are ugly- with few being an exception. lipsrsealed
angry i guess you are one of the exceptions, huh. Anyways, i'll get your number later

Meanwhile, this senator's daughter na original ara-di-n'obi cheesy

Dont worry tonto, i dey, anyhow anyhow canda na meat
CelebritiesRe: MBGN Model Esther Kanu Slumps, Dies At 24 by toshmann(m): 2:06pm On Jan 08, 2015
Nigerians should form yhe habit of habing regular medical check up. Many people are walking dead men/women. You never know whats wrong until . . . . GBAM e don happen. Then speculations begin.

#theyoungalsodie sad

RIP pretty lady
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by toshmann(m): 1:45am On Jan 07, 2015
Patient dog chop better bone
Dog wey sharp chop de meat
CultureRe: Some Common Misconceptions Nigerians Have About Other Nigerians. by toshmann(m): 9:47pm On Jan 06, 2015
esof1:
Every calabar girl is good in bed,
98% True! Tested and confirmed. cool
What is NOT true is that they are all promiscous. That one na lie
Every ibo girl likes money , which girl nor like money?
99.9997% true. Tested and confirmed cool
Edo girls go to Italy for prostitution
30-50% true, partially confirmed (but not tested) by interaction with indigenes and residents of the state. Also supported by available statistic.
What is not true though is the thought that only edo girls do this.
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi Set To Take 17-Year-Old Girl As Fourth Wife by toshmann(m): 5:54am On Jan 05, 2015
Et tù Sanusi sad
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Flaunts Abs,shows Off Swimming Skills (photos) by toshmann(m): 2:22am On Jan 04, 2015
PervRocker:
OP, are u sure u know the meaning of "abs"??...... Nah, I don't think so.
". . or swimming skills"
RomanceRe: Top 10 Things That Women Loves About Men But Will Never Say It by toshmann(m): 2:26pm On Jan 03, 2015
ethylene:
Men do a lot of things to try and attract women. Some of them work, and well, some of them crash and burn. The problem is that most men really have no idea what women find attractive about men. This is what leads them to shooting in the dark and hoping for the best.

To really get your attraction levels soaring you have to know what women actually find attractive about men, all the time, not some time. Take the guess work out of attraction.



1. Dominance – Women absolute love dominance in a man. Now this doesn’t mean you walk around like the best thing since sliced bread and chain your woman to the stove, but it does mean you are in control. You take control, you command control and your control is incredibly attractive to females.

2. Confidence – Similar to dominance, confidence will make women swoon over you. They adore the alpha male that stands in front of the line. You can’t be the little puppy that just falls in line. Be sure and proud of who you are, confidence in yourself and what you do is what will reel women in like the catch of the day.

3. Relax – Women really like it when you seem calm and relaxed. Now this doesn’t mean you need to pop a Valium before talking to a woman but it does mean you need to take a few deep breaths and just cool it. When you appear relaxed women will take notice at how cool calm and collected you are.

4. Hygiene – An incredibly important and yet overlooked part of attracting women is hygiene. Yes, appearances are important, they are what shows the world how you care for yourself. Poor hygiene shows that you don’t respect yourself and that DOES NOT attract women. It’s also important because I don’t know a single time when two people met eyes across a crowded room and said “Wow he looks smart.”

5. Be Fun – When you are the “life of the party” everyone INCLUDING women want to be around you. They see fun people and automatically assume they will have fun being around them. Now being fun can be anything from being a social butterfly to always having a good time no matter where you go. No matter which suits you BE FUN and women will respond.

6. Be Positive – Being happy will really attract great attention. No one wants to hang out with a gloomy Gus, so if you’re moping around you are not going to attract women, in fact it will be the antithesis of attraction. You will push people away. You will find them turning and walking the opposite direction rather than engaging you.

7. Be Generous – Being giving is a good way to get female attention and it will be very positive attention. This doesn’t mean kill your bank account trying to be the cool guy that gives everything anyone asks for, but it does mean you shouldn’t shy away from offering drinks, food or something that will help them at that moment. Giving will make you appear to be the care taker and women love when men take care of them.

8. Be Chivalrous – As much as people say “Chivalry is dead” it doesn’t mean it can’t be revived. And trust me women will eat it up like the last box of Chunk Munky ice cream. Open doors for them, pull chairs out and be all around a knight in shining armor. Chivalry is NOT dead and it will win women over time and time again.

9. Be Spontaneous – Spontaneity shows excitement and women don’t want to be a part of a humdrum life. Women love spontaneous acts of passion and romance. They love it when they are surprised and when you keep things interesting no woman will be able to resist.

10. Show Commitment – Before you freak out and have a heart attack this doesn’t mean you should get down on one knee and ask the girl to marry you. It just means you need to show her you are capable of commitment and you don’t shy away from it like most men. Women love when men can commit and showing her you can, will lock in your position at the top of her list.
10 things meb want from women and are willing to say it cool

1. Be sexy/hot/
2. Be seductive
3. Be creative in bed
4. Coital domination, "rebellion"
5. Always demand for s€x but don complain when we are tired.
6. Hot kisser
7. Dress provocatively
8. Dont bring up marriage
9. Dont fart grin in our presence, Dont burp. Dont ask for money unless its absolutely and urgently important.
10 Show financial indepedence with s€xual dependence
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 3:15am On Jan 01, 2015
Otu ocha kwenu; yaaaa
Mbano kwenu; yaaaa
Imo state kwenu; yaaaa
Igbo kwenu; yaaaa, kwenu;yaaaaa, kwezuonu yaaaaa

Umunnem lee, ya gazie na ago nke a na abia abia cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy New Year 2015! by toshmann(m): 1:10am On Jan 01, 2015
Me i still dey 2014 make una cool down
EducationRe: A Nairalander Bagged First Class And Best Student Award In Oau Convocation by toshmann(m): 1:07am On Jan 01, 2015
cococandy:
too late. tongue
Sh-t.
Coco leave me follow peter
And i dont know what to do
And she say me i no do am
Like the way peter de do

Coco leave Uche Ebele
Saybshe wan marry Kele

Nwa ada kedu ife n'eme

Coco mu o, coco mu o cry

Im loooking for my coco cheesy
Have you seen coco? huh Question.

[size=5pt]Abeg let me know when una break up[/size]
CelebritiesRe: 'Forget Sex, Keep Your Virginity Till Marriage' - Singer Jodie Tells Nigerians by toshmann(m): 11:01pm On Dec 31, 2014
lalasticlala:
Keep your privates to yourself and wedded partner – Singer Jodie speaks on virginity

Nigerian singer Jodie, who rocked the waves with her ‘Kuchi kuchi’ song once revealed she doesn’t believe in sex before marriage.

In a new interview with Ynaija, the singer re-affirmed her position on sex and virginity, saying :

“The question of sex and virginity is a private one…there are many people out there who don’t know who they are or where they are going. Forget the media hype and paparazzi: if people would truthfully bare their inner thoughts, no one wants to stay with someone who is “the national cake”.

Keep your privates to yourself and your wedded partner. Forget all that “new age” or “modern” talk on sex and virginity. It may look “cool” to be a sexually loose person on television or magazines, but in real life, people actually respect those who have self control. If the whole world says virginity is archaic, would you want your daughter/son to “go with the flow”


Delving on to how she sees the Nigerian music industry, she said “I think it’s a bit too clone-like: most people are singing about the same things or using the same beats – as long as everyone is dancing. Although there is a huge growth (business-wise) there is almost no individuality and creativity. If money is the only goal, then that is not a bad thing; but if there are other reasons for music (and I believe there are), then award-giving institutions should reevaluate and reset their goals and actions.
Not everyone can continue singing “sensible” and “creative” music if, at the end of the day, the ones who do the very opposite are greatly rewarded financially and otherwise. I cannot count how many times I’ve heard Nigerians, public figures and people whose opinions are widely respected say, “Nigerian artistes sing meaningless songs.” I’ve heard such on radio, television and even read write-ups about it on social media; but when it comes to reward, almost no one wants to recognize or reward the very few who render quality. It means that artistes are rewarded for doing the things that people claim shouldn’t be done.


“It takes an inner compass or a peculiar goal to continue on the quality lane even though you most likely will not be rewarded in cash or through fame. There are some meaningful songs out there, but I’m sure we know which type tops the charts”, she said.


http://dailypost.ng/2014/12/29/keep-privates-wedded-partner-singer-jodie-speaks-virginity/
This is the kind of talk that causes problems in this world. If you no wan make umuafrika happy, why dont you just close your legs. . . . and your mouth? angry
Now you are spreading this message of hate, emotional violence and psychological higilidi-Pigilidi. What d'you want us to do now? Buy soap everyday? Literarily live in the bathroom? Huh? Answer me angry

Pls pretty girls, dont listen to her, be "nice" to dudes, your love(making) keeps us alive and kicking cheesy
We love y'all kiss

Ugly girls can follow her advice.

Happy New year my cuties wink
CultureRe: Ramses, Cleopatra, Nefertiti: Original Egyptians Were Black? by toshmann(m): 10:55pm On Dec 31, 2014
themoongoddess:
You are one of the most intelligent people here. smiley
I bow for the guy. That was back in the days when nairaland was a center of ibtellectual exchange of ideas.

Not anymore
EducationRe: A Nairalander Bagged First Class And Best Student Award In Oau Convocation by toshmann(m): 10:53pm On Dec 31, 2014
babyosisi:
Congrats'

How come it is always the nairalanders that I don't know that end up winning stuff or getting married?
Why can't it be Coogar or CFCfan or sunnybobo3 and afam4eva or gboliwe and davidylan and r231 and Toshmann
If I mentioned your name,I want to see your wedding pictures on a Front page thread ASAP ( except sunnybobo)
cococandy:
grin grin
If you can convince cococandy that im a gentle nairalander in Ohio/New York/Connecticut perhaps the next front page things you'll see is "two nairalanders marry in Ohio, Honeymoon in Hawaii cool
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast In Yola Kills 40, Including Five Soldiers by toshmann(m): 3:06am On Nov 28, 2014
Chubhie:
I still hold the view that a political solution is key to ending Boko harem.
Then you have no idea with regards to how deep religion is intertwined with the insurgency. If it was politics alone, then the politicians who started it will still be able to control it.

Read history, religion based violence don't begin and end in one generation.

They're here for the long haul.
CelebritiesRe: "Yoruba Women Have The Biggest Butts"-Charles Novia by toshmann(m): 5:11pm On Nov 27, 2014
Vivly:
I keep looking forward to the day Men Will stop objectifying women and women will stop men from objectifying them.
Someone compliments your a$$ and you say 'Thanks'? That's crap!
See a woman as totally beautiful, a complete package and stop the stereotypes on a$$ and boo.bs.
It never used to matter before. Why the sudden change now?
Just my humble observation though and No, I'm not flat assed.
The objectifiers can now jump on my post.
You can't change the direction of a river, let nature be, and by the way this is not a new thing. Even in the bible you'll see where Solomon talks of a woman's brea3t etc.

Woman's Butt and B0obs, enticing men since 5,000 bc cheesy
TravelRe: US Embassy Receives 220,000 Visa Applications by toshmann(m): 12:17pm On Nov 26, 2014
ALKARULEZ615:
220,000 only?

Naija don improve o

GEJ til 2019 cheesy
No be say Naija don improve. It's just that people have realized that America is NOT a paradise grin

If we had organized our country since 1960 with good governance, nobody will be going to that embassy.
EducationRe: An Inside Look At Lekki British School (pictures). by toshmann(m): 8:08pm On Nov 25, 2014
Codedboy95:
they pay about N2, 911, 300.00/year (day student) N4, 000,300.00/year (boarding) does it worth it ??..
Uhm, I forgot my glasses in my ex girlfriend's sister's bra so I can't see very well, so pls correct me if I'm wrong, is it 2.9 million naira (approximately) I'm seeing there for day student and 4million naira (approximately) for boarding students undecided
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Gives N500k Cash Gift To Stylist (Pictures) by toshmann(m): 7:00pm On Nov 21, 2014
Etumgbe:
I don't know why I love dis girl
My friend talk true. You know why.

The same reason why I "love" her. We want "chop" am cheesy
HealthRe: “how Enugu Doctor ‘killed’ My Son’ – Senator Jim Nwobodo by toshmann(m): 6:12am On Nov 21, 2014
The information on his illness is scanty, but this is what I got so far, your son had stage 4 cancer. . . . and you're blaming the doctor for his death? undecided

Whatever the imperfections/incompetence of the doctor, a stage four cancer patient is at the last bus stop of life. Exit is not far away regards of the doctor/hospital/country.
CelebritiesRe: Top 25 Nigerian Celebrities And Their Perceived Rivals ( Pictures) by toshmann(m): 4:52pm On Nov 20, 2014
How many enemies tonto dike get? grin

Abeg make una tell ma say if she no get friend, me sef I dey here, no wahala cool
HealthRe: RIP DJDOLA- We Will Miss You by toshmann(m): 10:46pm On Nov 16, 2014
Idowuogbo:
You see yourself? U no hear of TeHn? The charity organisation owned by nairalanders? How you go no sef when you station yaself for una ndigbo section dey do e-ikworiko all day. angry
Na that ikwokirkwo de keep my blood pressure down. If not una for don open thread to help raise money to treat Toshmann of severe cardiac failure secondary to hypertensive cardiomyopathy, myocardial infarction and endomyocardial fibroelastosis angry

And by the way, YOU!!! My ID, you de owe me wink

Abeg na how that tehn de operate. No worry make I check am out
HealthRe: RIP DJDOLA- We Will Miss You by toshmann(m): 10:41pm On Nov 16, 2014
babyosisi:
I dey o nna a
Biko leave umu nwanyi alone let them leave you kwa
Lol. [size=5pt]Make I leave them begin follow man? [/size]

I sent you a mail. Check it out
HealthRe: RIP DJDOLA- We Will Miss You by toshmann(m): 9:58pm On Nov 16, 2014
Idowuogbo:
Nnayi,y d sad face? Did my calling you out offend you? embarassed
O no my sister, I'm sad for human suffering .
Here we are, trying to help one person, which is honorable. But there are millions of others like this. Why don't you guys have some form of charity organization that people can donate to, regularly, no matter how small.
HealthRe: RIP DJDOLA- We Will Miss You by toshmann(m): 9:55pm On Nov 16, 2014
babyosisi:
Toshmann nwanne m give us some of all those dollars you have stashed in Ohio
grin , my sister umunwayi have taken it all o, cheesy

But no wahala, e get one babe wey I de target, she get money, de drive Porsche. She go pay cool


Seriously I'm just sad the way people suffer in this life. sad
Very sad indeed.

How you dey, BabyO
HealthRe: RIP DJDOLA- We Will Miss You by toshmann(m): 8:42pm On Nov 16, 2014
Idowuogbo:
Cococandy
CFCFAN
Freshdude2
Toshmann

Make una come oooo...no b only agruement God you send come nl come do. Please come in and help!!! See page 0 for account details. THANKS!!
sad

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