₦airaland Forum

korel9:
He should have included GMB as minister for fighting "kworuption"

Dont forget his resumé, he fought kworuption when he was the leader of the 'peteral refublik of naguriya'

Koroaso:
*EBORA OWU GOES INTO BATTLE MODE*

*OBJ DOES 300 PUSH UPS*

*YELLS FOR ATIKU**ATIKU YELLS BACK "YES BABA I WILL DIE FIGHTING FOR YOU....AFTERALL YOU MADE ME!!!! WHO THE HELL IS GEJ....SMALL BOY!!!*

*WEARS HIS OLD SOLDIER CIVIL WAR CAMOUFLAGE"

*BOKO HARAM AND PDP RUNS FOR COVER*

*APC HANDS HIM SOME WEAPONS*

*OBASANJO YELLS CORRUPT POLITICIANS MUST DIE GBAGBO STYLE""GEJ,BURUJI RUN FOR THEIR LIFE"

"PEJ YELLS " OBJ WITH ALL THE MONEY WE SHARED....CHAI CHAI

"SAI
BUHARI/PYO2015

Don't worry bro, i have your doctor's number. I called him and help is on da way.

SOLMICHAEL:
mad man!!!

Another 300 of his type sit in abuja and make laws for you and I

This hoodlum doesnt even have enough brain matter to realize that he could donate that car to charity and it would benefit society.

How did we get to this ?
SMH

Nnaa oyi nke afo a di njo
And nwa agbogho m si ka m juri gbaa val abiaghi

Odiegwu o

diddydiva:
And if they don't do these things how would you know they are into you.




nice one op




#sipping coffee

I like peeps who say the truth

Abeg maje una dey do am like this, so things would move quickly, easier and more efficiently.

Wittylens:
#GEJ2019 ... Moving Nigeria Forward >>>>>>>

. . . . . . . . . . . since 1433

urchbarbie:
All dese traumatized dudes! I wonder wat kind of training uld give ur children when u av dis kind of warped mentality. Smh

I'll tell my daughter to close her legs

I'll tell my sons to zip up and study. . . . . . . . . . if that doesnt work, i'll ask 'em to find a good girl who truly likes 'em, hook up and date till mariage. I'll give 'em a lecture on my idea of a good girl, not a perfect girl, but a good girl, with human faults, who likes 'em, stick to her.

It's girls who play hard to get for mr A while they are begging mr B to screw 'em for free that have warped mentality
I hope you ain't one of 'em hooded babes

wow. 600 APC votes gone down the drain

Elslim:
Imagine... for them to enter d state capital and do dis dat means there is Sumfin wrong wiv our govt. this people where just strollin around town tellin people not to vote (imagine).

This means that INEC was right in postponing the elections for security reasons.

But see naija police headquarters as e dey

simdam500:
toshmann:
2:20 pm
This girl still never come yet. She for tell me say she get bobo angry

Another valentine gone angry


[size=18pt]Wetin i go take this condom do now?. . . . . . perhaps i should call Jane, its better than being alone today[/size]

Nnaa why you de expose me na

2:20 pm
This girl still never come yet. She for tell me say she get bobo

Another valentine gone


[size=5pt]Wetin i go take this condom do now?. . . . . . perhaps i should call Jane, its better than being alone today [/size]

whizqueen:
2. Please NO SEX When We Date
When a lady says this, the chances of her been bleeped is on the high side

Once i ask a girl out, i make it clear that if she doesnt give me s€x i will get it from someone else, and that she shouldnt be upset if she calls and i dont pick up the phone bc at that time i might be f-cking another girl who is doing jer job for her.
Any girl that denies u sex while calling you boyfriend is being f-cked somewhere

Secondly, i dont believe in hard to get. If she's playing hard to get, either she no send you, or she has other options, but my dictum is, a girl playing hard to get for you, is another man's cheap rags. Aint worth it. Say yes or no. Stop saying may be, and stop coming close after you said no

My 2 cents

Happy valentine, my people
Drink responsibly, dont drive, dont waste and dont forget your condoms

diddydiva:
hmmmmmm

have learned somethings from this thread.

nice one op

The above is the OP's opinion.
Be careful what you learn online.

@topic
Not only nigerian men. Its men worldwide. And hey, it goes both ways, women do their own thing too, they just dont advertize it. Makes them wiser. . . . . . and more evil.
#8 is so foolish and right damn idiotic.
Qui Bono!

democracy+election+black man=chaos

Ndi ojiii. Tufiakwa

13. Drs, nurses, healthworkers on call in the emergency room and the OR

KingEbukasBlog:
i ma na afughi m ya ... I can't modify it now

Lol

KingEbukasBlog:
The artiste showed off her his PVC he picked up today and also urged his fans to pick theirs .
>>> http://www.kingebuka.com/2015/02/photo-banky-w-shows-off-his-pvc-he.html

Ebuka, o gini?

icebebe:
And am so touched*tear*

So na now you de appreciate good health?

[size=5pt]hmmmn, de kind people wey dey this nairaland sef[/size]

pentag0nal:
I am planning to settle down soon. I have a very close friend who is a handsome guy and very nice and caring. he is married and from all I see, he is having a good marriage. He confided in me recently that the major problem he is having with his wife is that almost every night when he approaches her for sex, she would say that she is so tired and had a stressful day.

This my friend is a very religious guy and does not want to cheat on his wife because of the fear of God. The problem now is that he is so sex starved and at the point of getting a girl friend.

Please house, what advise do you have for this guy and many good men that find themselves in such a situation. You don't want to cheat on your wife but she continues to deny you sex with excuses. How do you cope knowing fully well that your body is yearning for this thing and you need it.

There are over 2 billion pretty women on this planet.

babyosisi:
Back to base


Heading home now
My daughter driving me in her student car
Ojigbijigbi

Girl you berra drive carefully or mama will take da wheel!!

Hmmmn

axortedbabe:
Wow aunty peter is so cute..

And you too

How're you doing, cutie

davidylan:
bia don't compare NY/NJ with Indiana.

Davidylan!!!!!!!!!!!! E don tey o. How body?

Whenever i tell people here in NY that I cone from Ohio they look at me like i'm a village farmer

It's so amazing, how little New Yorkers know about the midwest. To them, anything west of the appalatian mountains is farm and guns and church and republicans (ohio voted obama twice o ) until and except california.

And for some, anything south of the Potomac river is madness, jim crow, civil war relics, bible belt, military, confederate territory, hot weather and boring except miami and Atlanta.

Meanwhile in Ohio they see Ny/NJ as proud cowardly elites.

Balogun finally scores
Proud of you dude.
Sign of good things to come

Hmmmn

babyosisi:
You can do it too

Ndi Umunna no go gree me

babyosisi:
.

I get what you mean

Bia o nna a
Ichuru la nwanyi gawa big apple

Ichoro ka m gbaa ncha
Infact m na aga trinidad soon, ka m ga legharia anya

Nnnaaa make i talk true, i de jelousy hausa men o

Chei, one man plenty wives, no trouble. What else is paradise on earth

babyosisi:
North kwa
Did you move from the Midwest

Midwest na north na

Anyways, im in NY at the moment.

babyosisi:
In my room

I know that hotel

babyosisi:
Tosh nwanne m kedu kwanu?
How are you?
Yes correct
See as the place dey like isiala Mbano

lol @ isiala mbano
I dey fine o
Snow don kill us for north
oyi di baaaaad

This must be in the south.

ifyalways:
O Sacha ahu, o submit-ie ego nile o nwetara from oru ipa nshi all night then ga na attic, choro Otu akuku jiri nwayo rahu ura

Hahahahahahahahaha
Ify gbara wicked-u,
Ichoghidi inye ya Vaseline ka ogbaa