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nnenneigbo:
Toshman, i ka nokwa ebe i noo eh? cheap this, cheap that Abiakwala lbia hum biko, cheap flight anaghi agbazikwa sef.



ahubem Ikomi for a loooong time. o ka nozikwa ya?

anyways, unu noo nkweoma, ahurum unudum na anya

Nnenneigboooo
Cheap flights wu ebe ano, mana anyhow anyhow nwa mama ga adaba london by cheap flight or by molue.

Ochiske:
lol bruh you seriously wanna talk about education here?
Dafauq I do know the definition of "trampling". I had my reserved reason(s) for putting it in there in the first place!

Don't make me reply you coz you've got no idea who you be talking to!

Guy, dont complicate simple matters. Trampling dey for dictionary. You can create your own words like hon Patrick but dont use an existing english word wrongly and claim to be right

Infact, there's another word you need to learn. . . "Reply"
You've already replied me and you are busy insisting i shouldnt make you reply me.

This is simple English abeg.
Meanwhile, Peace

Ochiske:

This man obviously has no job/home that's why he is resting under the protective care of Buhari while trampling on Pdp propaganda

Sai Buhari

Dude you surely need to get some education. Go to the dictionaray and find out the meaning of the word "trampling" . It surely isnt what that guy was doing there to the PDP poster.

What is it with APC and education? Simple english.

Anyways, that dude aint got no time for naija politics. He's got bigger problems to face. So he used the APC poster for shelter and the PDP one for REST
Dividends of democracy

Olabang:
Inter party debate live on AIT. Debate between the two leading political parties in Nigeria

What nonsense!!
Where are the candidates?

Great Nation
5tupid people

Good news

I bet APC guys are planning how to spin this into bad news.

Anyways, as boko haram is being defeated, their topmost commander, that 72yrs old man carrying a broom will soon loose his battle for the crown

GEJ has organized a coalition, bypassing sabotage within the nigerian military and more importantly denying boko haram their regular safe haven when punched by the army--> escape to neighboring countries. Those neighboring countries are now upon them too.

Yet when they loose a game their supporters wey nova choo garri belleful go de vex like say dem wan die

GEJ is working.
Trains are back. No one can deny it

Silence from the APC terror network of blood and brooms
The terrorist (bokoharee network) and blood sucking witches/wizards (carrying brooms about) cant boast of any positive thing they've done, (apart from fashila, who also advised against electing old men )

But by the way, this guy take style de arrange chics for train, say he be journalists wetin i de do here, i get i-Phone, i get internet, just buy ticket enter train begin arrange.
I'm off to Penn Station, New York to DC
Guys see y'all later

glimpse33:
there is this girl named Anita that I was dating for two months, in may 2014. immediately she found out I was ibo, she said she hates my tribe with passion, that all we care about is money..money & said it was over. I begged her, that I 'm not like that, besides I was born in Edo state to Ibo parents. eventually she left

l began working hard, got employed at Hi tech construction company, worked there for six months and I finally hammered... got a new apartment, new car & I became the talk of the town.. *not proud*

One Saturday morning, I went to buy airtime, I saw Anita's parent crying and begging their landlord, I went closer , saw some boys throwing out their properties, I asked the landlord why, he said they can't pay their two years rent which was 160k, I rushed home signed a check gave it to the landlord, they returned back their loads and everybody was looking at me. since that day, Anita parents have been calling me their son, and Anita won't let me be. its either she's the one calling, knocking at the door begging me. I was like okay fine, I forgive you. But, she wants us to be together AGAIN...

All I want from you nairalanders is your Advice.. cos I am planning on getting married this year. I need the right woman. THANKS

Next time someone hates you for who you are, do not hesitate to let the person go. You dont have to make excuses fpr being igbo or try to dilute or deny your igboness by emphasizing Edo birth. Always be yourself. If he or she cant live with it, then it will never work.
Is she back bc you saved her family?
Is she back bc she thinks you have money?
Is she back bc she has repented?
Is she back bc you are no longer igbo?

Always be yourself, and never be ashamed of who you are. Otherwise, you dont deserve to live.

As per what you should do next, i dont know. I dont know her. I dont know you. I cant predict if it will work. But i can tell you this. . . . NAIRALAND IS NOT THE BEST PLACE TO SEEK ADVICE ON VERY VITAL DECISIONS U NEED TO MAKE

Ontarget:
Some righteous or church people on this forum wouldn't stop pushing us to abstain from sex till marriage. They always give reasons like: It is a sin and the bible says so so and so. But they wouldn't tell us how to overcome the challenges that comes with abstaining till marriage these days. I agree that sex after marriage is the best solution to curb STDs and unwanted pregnancies but achieving such in the midst of some resisting factors appears to be an uphill task.

Apart from the sexual urges we have to deal with all through the period of abstaining we seem to forget to ask ourselves a certain question. And the question is: WHEN WILL YOU GET MARRIED AND FINALLY HAVE THAT SEX? Marriage in a country like Naija doesn't come cheap especially for the guys. The guys are expected to have a fat bank account first before thinking of marriage. Unfortunately some guys will be unlucky to get that kind of fat bank account at age 45 no matter how hard they have worked. Some ladies will clock 45 and still no signs of a husband coming close. If we must abstain from sex till marriage are we really going to abstain till old age if conditions are not favourable to get marriage? Is there a maximum limit to wait? What happens if you will never get married due to bad luck? Does it mean you will abstain from sex till death? If actually it was CERTAIN that everybody would be getting married at about 25 years old then it would make valid sense for people to wait till marriage.

Secondly, I think insisting on sex till marriage can cause another issue that most of us don't even think about. Due to the excitement of having sex for the first time and all that urge, someone who has been abstaining from sex can easily be tempted and decide to get married unprepared just to have sex to know how it feels. The outcome of this is that marriage crashes due to this unreadiness and kids will be brought to the world to suffer especially when the couple weren't financially ready. I have come across some folks here advising people to get married rather than have sex before marriage. Is it better to get married because of sex and the marriage crashes soon afterwards or is better to have PROTECTED sex before marriage and avoid the suffering a collapsed marriage? If you feel sex before marriage will take you to hell then it means everyone on this planet will end up in hell cos we are all sinning in different ways.

Contributions please.

Lol. There should be free liberty for the natural tendency of a human physical expression of the emotional passion in a psychologically established pattern known to man since the inception of time as it were.

All wetin this grammar mean be say, make una allow man pikin to de nack the thing de go jare

zantama05:
kah GEJ disgracing Nigerian army since 19-pendigwagwa for god sake now Chadian troops fighting for Nigerian terrorist

Okay, now that terror is being defeated, you guys have found something new to complain about.

Una de try

nnenneigbo:
Toshmaaaaaaaaaaaan the Toshman, chai, m missiri gi too much . chaiiii!
bia ka m mako(hug) gi

Otuocha eeeeeee
Isi gini, one good mako deserves greater . . . . .
. . . Nsusu onu and then. . . . . . hehehehehehehehe

google search---> cheap flights to london,
Agaghi m atufu this free mmako from my long lost nnenneigbo
Elega m face?

Specialist900:
We've graduated from stomach infrastructure to PHONE and BODY infrastructure

Dividends of democracy

Pls notify me when they start throwing large breasted unclothed tall slim virgins

March on soldier
Dont mind the negative stuff you read on dacebook/nairaland/etc about you guys.

Millions of nigerians stand with you.

#heroesdontmakenoise

kilokeys:
chai... i dont want this guy for president.. i have CHANGED MY MIND..

satchet milo?... thats not humility..


besides there is this look on osibanjo's face..

the look of a thief, a supplanter. i dont know o.. just seeing it

It depends.
If satchet milo is what nigerians eat, then you should be happy that you have a leader who eats what every other person eats

homebase:
Wow! Gallant soldiers.

Man Marries A Tree For The Second Time



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlE892APKPI

AlphaGentleman:
Very ugly, old,dirty body

Add wrinkled to the list

Ahaaa and rumpled too

Real heros of Nigeria

Should have their names written in Gold.

And some died while looking for the chibok girks, the same girls Oby and co have politicized with their "#bringbackourgirls campaign. People have died looking for them real people doing something about the girls.

Shame on those using the girls for publicity and campaign.
Shame on those tactically endangering the lives of soldiers,

shame on those under-equipping the soldiers,

shame on those sentencing soldiers to death in the middle of a war.

Shame on those who rush to the internet to gloat whenever our soldiers suffer setbacks

Shame on those who remain silent when our soldiers record victories with statements like "na now una de wake up"

Shame on those who concort conspiracy theories when our soldiers record victories

Shame on thise who always expect our soldiers to loose and run


Biggest shame on those who kidnap girls

#nigeriansoldiersaregreat

6. They Cluelessly Do Things That Causes You To Be Jealous And Later Harass You For Being Insecure.


All of a sudden, she starts flirting with her ex or other guys on the internet and when you care enough to ask her who she's always with on line, she terms as you as "Jealous" and "Insecure". Shouldn't I be jealous?

Moderate Jealousy is required in every sincere relationship abeg. . .

The solution to this is simple,
"Girl, I love you, but if you're gonna have divided loyalty, i'm sorry but i will play games with this love. I aint got time to monitor you around, so i will simply follow my instincts. If i suspect youre dating other men, i will conclude you are (no time to investigate) so tou better stay clean and dobt even create suspicion. "

Make sure you have "chopped" her before this o

LOLOLOLOL

I no talk.

Nneka123:
They look good. Adaeze's mum looks like a sister to her. She's quite young

And you, you look like my sister future wife

[size=5pt] I don find trouble [/size]

nnenneigbo:
chai, unu nile emebichala finish



bikonu, ihe a bu ihe mere anyi dum ga eji na akuziri umu anyi otu esi asu asusu anyi a. aga erewu northernigbo na alaigbo nara ego lol

amam na oga na asu awusa well well sef

aboki namanama

Chineke m eee
Onye ka m na ahu?
NNENNEIGBOOOOOOO

saaedlee:
If the lady is your wife, she is permitted to do most of those things on your list!

Meanwhile, why don't we stick to the following:

1. Go to you Polling Centre on the 14th of Febuhari.
2. Cast your vote
3. Protect your Vote till it has been counted.

Number 4 is complusory...







4. Stay, watch and hear General Muhammadu Buhari declared Winner

5. Dance Shoki
6. Repeat 5 till May29th

7. Wake up from your sleep (and stop day dreaming)

8. Go take your malaria medications

9. Get a real job

10. Thank me later

0700Jesse:
That buhari is an intelligent criminal

Criminal, yes. Intelligent. . . . uhm, debatable

berem:
In case you can no longer find your History
books, Obafemi Awolowo, the Great Zik, Aminu
Kano et al boycotted the 1979 presidential
debate organised by the NTA.
On what premise did they boycott the debate?
The same reasons as given by GMB/APC.
Without any bias, the late Owelle of Onitsha, was
the best orator among his political peers in those
days.
Would he have chickened out when he knew he
was going to have a field day debating out his
opponents?
Ditto to Awo! Everybody knew Awo was deep and
highly cerebral,visionary and scholastic to the
core. As a lawyer, his communication strength
was excellent.
So, why did he decline to debate with Shehu
Shagari, a man known for his sublime taciturnity?
As it was then, so it is now.
We have fundamental challenges with our social
institutions.
And this is not limited to the federal government
alone.
The states are also involved..
I've come to realise that social institutions get
compromised by a particular leader in power until
he's no longer there.
This is wrong and must be condemned by every
rational being.
Beyond condemnation, we must strive hard to
restructure the country in a way that our
institutions will stand out at any point in time
regardless of who the president or governor is.

Culled from Dayo Williams on Facebook

And they won the election, right? . . . Uhm. . . Ehm. . . . ahm. . . no they didnt, THEY LOST!!!

lovyna57:
Ok

LEAKED: Ex-Governors daughter caught on tape doing dirty things


just imagine a governor'r daughter doing this
SEE VIDEO AT http://sharebitemag..it/2015/01/video.html#axzz3QIchOmsq

Ok, the kid was dancing. What about it? I thought she was doing some real "stuff" , only to see some kiddo, dancing in her room.

Thank you for wasting my time, uchu

ShakurM:
But Jona sef no go the 2011's presidential debate

Make we dey fool ourselves

He did , alone ,

Meanwhile, this same Buhari that cant "sfeak Inglis" also avoided the Oputa Panel when he was subpoenaed. The panel report, which OBJ refused to publish, is purported to have suggested that IBB and Buhari who refused to show up at the panel should not hold public offices in nigeria again

Meanwhile i saw this on youtube



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiQEi9RDCd8

Chineke m eee

Abeg make una notify me if and when she decides to introduce her daughter to the business

Chei

Cant we get this goat and do DNA for him body, figure out whp he is, where he came from, his friends and associates etc.
Dem go just bury am now and e go end there.

See what illiteracy is doing in the north. Somebody gives you a vest of bombs with a promise of 72virgins and your congy infested blockhead cant figure out why the person giving you the bomb doesnt want to die.

shawnfamous:
Nowadays,i see every single soul talking about how they went down with their female friends,while some say how their male friends went down with them well! Its not news saying 84 percent of girls above 21years in West Africa are still virgins!

In my father's days they kept their virginity like a heaven! And any girl who couldn't stain the white handkerchief wasn't allowed to be married! But my generation,things have really turned the opposite direction, now we are into it, the urge is there. All we do now is to get anything in skirts...

There is a popular saying by disvirgined girls which goes thus:

''Every guy wants to marry a virgin, so who will marry the ones you disvirgined?''

Too bad. I don't do sex! I am a virgin! And i don't intend to do it for now. I always involve myself in sports or other recreational activities in other to forget the urge for sex, so i don't want any nigga to tamper with my future wife ooo!

So my questions to the guys are these:

Do we still care getting married to a virgin?

How do you guys settle issues without really digging up the virgin issue stuff? #bad_belle_is_allowed

Yes we do, we just cant find them. So we make do woth retired harlots. How we for do na

BWGISTdotCOM:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-K80D5CWIRnY/VLbl3cFT1lI/AAAAAAAETHY/ri5uSm-b70M/s1600/2.png[/img][img]http://4.bp..com/-4nxqVeqqtA4/VLbl4PIAsaI/AAAAAAAETHg/D3BmbxaAaOk/s1600/3.png[/img]President Jonathan today commissioned a cenotaph in Abuja in remembrance of military men and women who were killed in the North East while fighting Boko Haram militants from 2011 to 2014. The cenotaph, an empty tomb built to honor a group of people whose bodies are elsewhere, was built at the National Military cemetry in Abuja. Another pis after the cut...
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More photos>>http://www.bwgist.com/2015/01/photos-gej-commissions-cenotaph-for.html

Good but more importantly do not forget the families they left behind and also do not forget to spend on thise still serving while they are stull alive.

emusmith:
A Bachelor is simply a single guy with marriage in view!

He is that hustling guy living in a One/ Two-Bed Room Flat or a Self Contain who leave for work by 6/7AM and returns in the evening.

He is also that undergraduate living in the hostel or Off Campus.

Don't exclude yourself even if you're still in your parent's house- You're a Bachelor!

In my survey, I have come up with Seven Class every Bachelor falls in:


1. Mr. Single and Searching

He is that guy that is single and when you see him, you'll just know he needs a woman in his life. Unlike most guys, he attends weddings most often to spread his tentacles. Most times, he is always smiling and playful because he wants to be seen by ladies as jovial. In Social media, 98% of his friends/ followers are ladies. He hits randomly. This guy is fast, witty and sharp.



2. Mr. Manchellor

This is a senior version of bachelors. He is in his mid 30's and above with such a mature look. You get closer and discover he's still single. Hah! Funny, he is going all out for a Year 3 girl in the University. The girl feels so scared sometimes because he acts too stiff, mature and advance for her. He's always too serious for her and that gets emotionally down. I guess she's still with her because he is...erm...erm...secure, Financially and parental influence too.


3. Mr. Single And Not Searching

I dunno if he is a priest or something. He just doesn't like the company of women. I wouldn't conclude he is "gay" but it's possible. Some are due to religious reasons. Some are because they were never used to ladies. Others, I think they have a problem- emotional, physical or spiritual.


4. Mr. Player

This is common. You see a guy with different girls a week and you begin to wonder, Which is which? He has a car and a good job coupled with a sugared tongue, so they are all over him. It's very easy as he promises them marriage and they give all for him. Hmm!
At the long run, he dumps all his pretty girlfriends for one quiet and cool girl. Such is life!


5. Mr. Sugar Mummy

This guy doesn't work but his house is wow! I was guessing until one day, I saw a very pretty woman walk into his room with plenty goodies. I was like, Men! . I heard he went to Malaysia with her during the Yuletide season. And he'll come to me telling me, "I need a wife, o". In my mind, I'm like, "Aren't you married already?"


6. Mr. Single Like He Is Married.

I used to know someone then, every two months or less, a girl comes to live with him and stays for a while, performing all the duties of a wife during her tenure! I lived in that compound then and I can't count how many has come and gone. To sleep alone is an abomination to him. The girls coming and going are usually the ones condemning the act here in NL o! It's even common in our Universities ooo!


7. Mr. Single Dad

This man around early forties has a child and probably lost his wife through death or divorce.
He is back in the marriage market of searching a spare rib. Lol!

Guys, where do you fall?

Ladies, which do you prefer?


You can add more...

LMAO!!
Im #8
8= a little bit of 1,3,4,6

mundus:
I am Igbo and a Christian. I support Buhari not beacuse I think he's the Messiah but because I see no possibility of GEJ getting better in the next 4 years. I am heading to Dan Anyiam Stadium in Owerri now for the campaign rally of GMB and Rochas.

I did not receive a damn from anybody and I will NEVER collect. I am going there just to show my support to these men.

I will be bringing you live updates.

Goodluck to you. They dont like you. That wont stop them from killing you in the north, and deporting you in the west. Converting your sisters into whores in abuja and kicking you around in the social media.
They will never like you.
But i still wish you the best, and believe me, i honestly wish, and hope, that i am wrong in this. I hope that these people actually mean well for the whole country (including the south-east) but guess what, i'm old enough to underestand the socio-political climate of nigeria.
Call me names, see my signature down there, what does it say?
Truth hurts mana eziokwu bu ndu