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Airforce1:

airforce1 like somebody

Armageddon!!!!!

Begonia:
She looks lovely

And you look lovely

Rikidony:
ELECTION THINGS. BOKO HARAM NOW NEGOTIATING FOR CEASE FIRE AND THE RELEASE OF THE GIRLS AND GEJ CLAIMING VICTORY FOR ENDING THE INSURGENCY AND DEALING A BIG BLOW TO THE JANJA.WEEDS AIMING TO USE CHIBOK AND SECURITY ISSUE AS AND ELECTIONIARING CAMPAIGN.

GEJTILL2019

And if they don't, Oby Ezekwesili and her group as well as all APC members will keep shouting and blaming him for doing nothing.

All APC does is to blame others, they've not told us what they will do. They only tell us what PDP is doing wrong( which we know already) that's why any victory over boko haram annoys APC. It takes away their political weapon

Diaris god o

Love letter to nairalander above me? Hmmmn, who could that be?
Nmeri17. . . a man ! HEYI!!!!!
Next pls. . .
Temigacie. . .

Temi Temy Te-mine
My princess I no sabi long story, abeg you fit reach my end tonight? I promise you go enjoy am well well.

I de solid, very very solid.

[size=18pt]OP you've never been to UNICAL [/size]

SAMBARRY:
jaiye ori e jare.shebi sunny ade sing for people like you

"Ma jaye orimi o momeyin ola o, ma jaye ori mi titidojo ale"

unfortunately fela no duro jaye titidojo ale before aids finish am like shikin




enu e lowa yen

Uhm, na you sabi wetin you de yarn here.
Either way, odeshi

carry go jare.shebi na wetin you want be that

Ehee, na now you yarn better thing. Na now you yarn with sense. Ahead ahead, forward ever.

greatgod2012:
DISTORTED MENTALITY!

what is good for the goose is also good for the gander. If you'll feel cool after cheating on your wife, then your wife too should feel cool after cheating on you!
Karma is a b1tch!

Sharap
What d'you mean? How dare she? Na she pay my groom price? I shall do as I please
Afterall it's a man's world. No be my fault.

Toshmann forever

Lol@ APC igirigi

If una no like the picture make una jump am pass na. Haba!
The caption says Annie idibia in her kitchen with baby on her back. Una read am finish come decide to enter the thread, then after una enter the thread una come see woman with baby on her back una begin complain. Wetin na? Abi na Ronaldo una expect to see after una don read the title of the thread finish.

Nigerians na wa o.

Anyways, nice pix. But wait o, dem no dey wear slippers for this kitchen?

Na joke o

diksucker:
Abeg park well. So bcs she sucked she won't sing again, or take communion again? Cum cut my mouth naaaa.

Diksucker in liking you so badly

Abeg how we go take collide na

greatgod2012:
If you're a man, and you're cheating on your wife,

I'll feel cool

how will you feel if it's your wife that is cheating on you?

God punish the modafoka and her goathead lover
How dare she
Abomination!!
Alu! Alu! Alu!

If you're a woman, and you're cheating on your husband, how will you feel if it's your husband that is cheating on you?

Tell them. F00ls . Like the Nigerian woman in Maryland who's on suicide watch now. A grown woman, chief of her dept sleeping with a gardener and of course the man made a video of the action and it went viral. Married woman with six kids.
Chei!!!!
Tufiakwa.

May God help us all.

May God save us o, from all these wh0res posing as potential wives.

richardjemedafe1:
You know those pretty girls?
Those girls that are from the rich families?
Yea!
Those very beautiful, fresh, hot, sexy and well-fed
ladies?
Those types that their parents showers them with cash
anyhow?
Those types that lives in luxury, in mansions and relax
in swimming pools all day everyday?
Those types that fix only human hairs and not cheap
hairs like Daniella, expression etc?
Those girls that uses tablets, iphones, galaxy and all
those expensive gadgets?
Those girls that have never sat on a Keke Napep
before?
Those girls that can give millions to their online
boyfriends?

Biko!
Plsssssssssss!
When will I ever find one of them here on Nairaland??

When you find them let me know.

Lol.
And y'all say he's clueless!!

aboyaji:
only if you know what that laptop and car symbolizes respectively. The girl with car has been settled. The car will not generete income to her. But the intelligent girl with laptop will see this opportunity as a key to read, browse , write down ideas that will fetch her millions if she works harder

Bulls-it
When will we start telling ourselves the truth. You, even you, aboyaji, will prefer a car to the laptop.
This is a simple case of society gone bad. Hoha! We reward s3xuality more than brains. Don't spin it or embellish it one way or the other. Why not give the brilliant girl a car to help her with transportation to school, library, laboratory, book fairs, exam centers etc. a car will make her life easier and more comfy and thereby enable better academic results. If she likes a laptop so badly, if in the unlikely event she doesn't have one already, he has the brains and the comfy car to think put a way of getting one.

Nnaa make una leave this matter. This world values the naked girl more than the brainy independent woman. It's not just Unilag, it's the whole damned world.

Welcome to the 21st century, and I love it

GoNGRMilitary:
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS NOT THE TERRORISTS

At a time like this, when our troops are taking on Boko Haram and their allies, it is important we do not, knowingly or unknowingly, become tools for their propaganda machinery.

As much as the battle is on the field in certain sections of our country, these evil forces seek to control the media and use propaganda to demoralize Nigerians and propagate terror which is what their campaign feeds on.

We must make deliberate effort not to aid their campaign by not helping them spread fear and terror.

The videos they do, the news headlines they sponsor and the lies they propagate, we must not become their channel to propagate it.

Take a cue from the attached picture below. This is the way to handle terrorists and their propaganda campaign.

They seek attention, they seek to spread fear.

We are Nigerians not Boko Haram! We must take on Boko Haram as one.
You may not be in the field with our troop but you have a role to play.

#SupportOurTroops not the terrorists. This must be our song!

Unfortunately, approximately half of Nigerians support the terrorist one way or the other. That's why it's not going away anytime soon.
But they'll be eventually defeated.

Did you notice how those who always abuse the military with each boko haram attack fell silent when the military recorded some victories? Did you notice how the few of them who spoke out during that time spoke of only doubts if the real shekau was murdered? Questioning the victories and some even developed conspiracy theories about how the victories were stage managed to make way for easy PDP campaigns?
Did you notice how these same people suddenly came alive with the next boko haram attack and that fake pre-made shekau video claiming to be alive. None of them questioned the veracity of the shekau videos the way they question the veracity of Nigeria army statements.
FFK was right when he said there are people in this country who rejoice whenever boko haram strikes somewhere.

By the way, kudos to that newspaper that brought the news and not the propaganda.

Truth shall prevail. Come what may

OdenigboAroli:
Nnoo,nwada.
Ebum n'uche yi amaka.
Kitaa,gwazie ayi ebe aya esi bido.

Ndi ojoo agbaala one time

I hope they are real boko haram. Bc soon we no go hear from them again. No trial, no news about them, nothing. Dem go just disappear.

However, I still give some kudos to the NA. It's not easy what they are doing. Especially when people still abuse them and refuse to appreciate them.

IFY124: Amazi ihe m ji ochi eme udo!

Nne chiwa ochi jare. Owu free of charge. But after the ochi, chotakwa ra m baby oku my na ya ga anu or else. . . . . . m nwerike nwee convulsion overnight. And convulsion bia m, nani asampete ga agwota ya.

Fashola is right. It was team effort. Everyone played a part. Especially those who died in the process, Dr Adedovi, nurse Justina et al.

Also, Jonathan is right. If it went bad, only one person wil be blamed. So he has some moral ground to take some credit. There was also prompt fed govt response to this virus.

But in my opinion, we should have saved the virus in a controlled lab, mass produced it, and then drop it all in sambisa forest

Then mount our troops just outside the forest to gun down those trying to run away.

IFY124: hehehe! Abu zi kwa m contractor

Biko chotara m asampete nwanyi Oma with ara kwu oto, and otele buru ibu. Nke ma ihe Nwoke nacho na bedroom well well.

Then you can claim contractor

Darfur Onye ashi
Olee mgbe m ji kwuo idi ihe nke a?

Anyways, Ify124, onwe kwaa asampete gbara free me kwaa ka m Mara

yungmill: Is this the total sum of ur esteem?
So ur s*xual fantasies overrides the need for values let's see if that and her degree will translate to u having a fulfilled life

Trust me, it will

By the way, what are your values?
Food?

Let's see how that works out for ya
#obesity
#diabetes
#hyperlipidemia
#myocardialInfarction

If she's beautiful, good in bed, can give bl0w j0B, and is a degree holding smart educated lady. . . . she's okay

Heyi!
Ndi ojooo agbaala plural
Ndi m ka mma

Obynobyl: Congrats, I wish all these die-hard woman wrappers on this forum same

Uhm, I'll enjoy the "meeting" but uhm, postpone the "marriage" aspect for now

pasqal09: 1. Remove your Shoulder
The reason you're probably in the friend zone to begin with, is because you've always been the
shoulder for your crush to cry on.


2. Stepping It Up
Flirting may not seem like a new option to you, but if you're still in the friend zone then you're obviously not flirting effectively. Perhaps you're being too subtle, and he or she isn't even
noticing your advances. Or maybe your flirting comes across more as "just two friends goofing around". Either way, it's time to step it up a level.


3. Get Physical
It's time to introduce subtle touch as a flirtation method! It might sound a little scary, but physical touch is actually the most effective method of flirting.


4. Sample Dates
The benefit of being in the friend zone, as opposed to barely being acquainted with your crush at all, is that you can hang out with them one-on-one without it being weird. Use these hang-outs to do date-like activities, and you'll reintroduce the idea of a relationship to them.


5. Breaking The Stereotype
Chances are that you're being super nice and over-the-top sweet to your love interest, correct? Many guys or girls who end up in the friend zone fit into the stereotypical "nice guy / girl" category. While there's nothing wrong with being nice, the problem is that you most likely don't voice your opinions or say 'no' when you want


6. Favour Time
If you've been friend zoned, it's probably because you're the one who will always do anything they ask you to do. But do you ever ask them to help you out too? Chances are you don't in fear of them getting annoyed, but if you want them to value you as more than a friend, they're going to have to invest in the relationship too!


7. Healthy Competition
A little healthy competition has never been bad for anyone! If someone feels as though they could lose something, it all of a sudden becomes more precious to them. You probably make your crush a priority, but they've friend zoned you and made you an option.


8. Absence
You know the saying, "absence makes the heart grown fonder"! Your crush has got used to you always being there, and as a result, they've begun to take your presence for granted. It's only when we notice some distance between those we're close to that we begin to realize just how much their company means to us.


9. Make Over Time
your crush has probably friend zoned you because they've known you for a long time and they've become very used to who you are as a person. As a result, you may no longer seem exciting to them. So buy cool and great clothes in order to make yourself more attractive to your crush! Instead


10. Being Too Needy
Whether your crush is a guy or a girl, one thing is for certain. Nobody likes a needy person, whether they're your boyfriend / girlfriend or not! Neediness is the ultimate turn-off, and this could very well be a reason why you've been sentenced to the friend zone.


11. Just Say It
So you're stuck in the friend zone and you don't know why? Perhaps it's because your crush doesn't know you actually like them more than a friend! It might sounds scary, but one of the most important things you can do to escape the friend zone is just tell your crush how you feel in the hope that they feel the same way back.



But if you've tried absolutely everything,
including telling your crush how you feel but to
no success?
Better find your level and let go because staying
friends with someone who isn't romantically
interested in you when you have strong feelings
for them is going to begin to mess with your
mind after a while.

Tell them.

kaka22: What a fallacious statement...

Okay o

kaka22: I always wonder what would make a person to commit suicide... Still can't understand

If you've never contemplated suicide, then you never see anything for this world.
Trust me.

Chei!
Ndi mmehie abiala oru
Ndi ka m njo emeela arrive-u.
Otele mgbeke eeeeee