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What makes the opposite sex attractive to me?

Bc I'm not gay

edoyad: I saw this on Facebook and it was also making the rounds in some circles when I visited Kd last week. According to information the guys name is Leo, a kd indigene serving in Borno. He was scheduled to wed his sweet heart on 26/07/2014 in Kaduna. May his soul and that of his other colleagues cut short on national duty rest peacefully.

And some Nigerians run their mouth on Facebook and nairaland et al, badmouthing the Nigerian soldiers everytime things go wrong with no appreciation of the immense sacrifice they are putting up with.

Let me remind us, however bad/unsatisfactory/incompetent these brave Nigerian soldiers are, if not for them, boko haram will be reading the Koran in sharia courts in port-harcourt, Lagos, calabar, warri and all over the country.

Why does boko harm hit and run? Why don't they strike and occupy Nigerian cities?
Answer: Bc of these soldiers we disparage so often.

Great country, senseless citizens.

263yrs
These people think say the guy na methuselah?

Lol,
Most of the haters here are;
1. So damn ugly they can't put up their own photos

2. Some are actually jealous
3. Some are secret admirers and are actually masturbating as they "dislike" the photo. psychologists call it reaction formation.

As for me, I don't mind, I'm always ready to see a woman who wants me to see what she wants me to see.

watchthisposter: 7 steps?

1 easy step to get out of the friendzone.

Stand in front of a mirror, look yourself in the eye and say "she's not into me" 77 times. At the end dress up, go out and meet other people/get a life and stop obsessing. Works every time.

I'll be watching this poster from now on. This na correct guy wey no get time for yeye girls. This is the one most efficient formular na in you drop so. If this doesn't work, nothing will.

Carry go

Who carry this kind yeye thread go front page?
Abeg I need a thread on the youngest spinsters in nairaland( with photos)

All these katikis fit give person cancer.

Na sweet young chicks we need.
Those ones dey like multivite

krall: StUPEED boy. Brothel no dey again??

No brothels in the US my dear. Except in a few counties in Nevada. Prostitution is illegal for here. And nothing will please the US police more than locking of a brother for soliciting sex. Sometimes police even dress like prostitutes to lure male victims

Even in Las Vegas it is illegal. That's why Americans use back door prostitution aka P0rn a lot

jkendy: Enough of all these mocking of Brazil defeat.
A dead Brazilian squard is better than a living Nigeria first eleven (minus Enyeama)

Nigerian mentality. If Nigeria lost 0:3 we will condemn our own boys and call them names. Now Brazil lost at home 1:7 and some peeps are feeling pity for them. Even though they've won World Cup 5 times o.

E go better when this generation of Nigerians and their children and grand children have passed away

How come no one complains when the others bomb Israel? Those folks have been loving missiles into Israel for some days now.

But Israel sef suppose cool down na, how una go de use massive bombardment on people who barely eke out a living on a normal day?

Na wa o.
Boko haram, ISIS, HAMAS, Hezbollah, Kidnappers, Psychopaths, etc
Time don reach to blast this whole planet into oblivion.

Ibnsultan: We have been saying these #stopethnicProfiling of northerners in the east. We will begin to take direct action against these useless trend

Yeah, like, killing Christians . . ooops my bad, you've been doing that already.

Anyways, this is the time to put heads together and figure out how to go about this. This profiling is based on fear, not hatred. Fear and ignorance is a deadly combo. As I dey now, if I'm in Nigeria and a northern Muslim whom I don't know is by my side, I will not be comfortable. I won't harrass him though, but I will hurry and get out of there. This is sad but it's the cold hard truth.
Biko haram had destroyed the image of Muslims in northern Nigeria and it's only natural for people to be scared. As unfortunate as it may be

tbaba1234: That is untrue. No where are christians arrested for walking around christian.

No basis for comparison

Christians have been butchered in the north since independence. Stop talking trash. Denial will worsen the situation.
What happened in Abia state is wrong but denying the events in northern Nigeria is perhaps unwittingly supporting or at least encouraging the carnage that's been going on in the north for decades. Boko haram is jut another chapter in the slaughter o Christians in the north. Just that this chapter has apparently gone beyond control, and they also slaughtered Muslims as well.
But don't insult our intelligence. I once went to Bauchi in the early 90s, it was my first time in the "core" north, and my last. I saw burnt churches all over the city. Yet to be rebuilt. I saw with my own eyes. So don't tell me xtians have never been harassed in the north

Happy man with his happy wife and kids and in-law etc
Some nairaland admirers making their comments. . . . . .

.. . . . . . and some angry, hateful jealous loosers making their own comments too

StealthyMe: Brazil have Neymar,Portugal have Ronaldo, Argentina have Messi while Germany have A TEAM.

#MaximumRespect

lol . . .Germany has. . . . . . . Germany

the best girl i ever dated is a chinese girl. . . this babe gave me no stress at all. as in, no wahala, not even for one day. like say i still dey UK i for marry am. i was so free with her, i could even go out and come back late at night and all she will ask is if i'm too tired for action.

hmmmmn, miss her badly. . . . .

@topic
love is blind. nigerian girls, pls marry anyone who loves you o, hoha! i don talk am. e go better.

Anyone wey drop 10 names e no put unical na amadioha go join hands with boko haram punish am well well

Thebrightest: I like not to say what i did not want to not say i said,
because saying what was not said i say, may not have a say
in what i did not say i won't say. This made me say that, not
saying what people didn't say was not said by people, have
no way of not really making me not to say the things not
said.
So, in other words, i don't like saying what many did not say
i didn't say i said, without not saying the said reason it
wouldn't have not been said.
SO, I WON'T SAY ANYTHING.

I have not decided to agree to refuse to disagree

angel TI: Lovely gown, ugly face!

I think Nigerian girls will do well if they reduce the amount of make up they apply to their face. I'm sure this girl is okay and I believe she's not bad facially, but meen the apparently excess make up made her look so unreal

She would look way better without the make up.
My opinion

They are both right. Nollywood needs to change but she and people like her may be the instruments of change that nollywood needs

otijah: Thank God, brazil can now play mature game

Thank you very much. They won't miss him. Instead they would badly miss Tiago Silver.

Nieymar has slowed brazil time and again and he keeps missing their free kicks. I kept insisting "let David play some free kicks" people shouted me down. Then David played one and gbazaaaaa in the net. Compare Nieymar to James Rodriguez of Colombia. He shoots at sight, six goals. Even Higuain of Argentina shot at sight today and got his goal. Nieymar wan dribble enter net.

Brazilians should rejoice, but of course in not happy that he is injured. Just happy that he ain't in the next game.

Heck, who cares? They don't pay me anyways. Whoever likes let him win the World Cup
#argentina

IFY124: Igbo and Efik.
Two(number)
Igbo:ibuo, Efik:iba
Three
Igbo: ato, Efik: ita
Plate
Igbo:Efere, Efik: efere

I think efere in efik is soup

Dr swag: TITTLED MAN

Iyasere---Bini
Iyasele---Onitsha (Igbo)
Iyasara---Oguta (Igbo)

PALM OIL

Ofigbo----Bini
Ofigbo----Oguta (Igbo)

PLANTAIN

Ipa----Bini
Ipa----Oguta (Igbo)

Oguta people are descendants of Bini people banished by the Oba of Benin centuries ago. Many of them still do t regard themselves as igbos .
Some say onitsha people, original onitsha people also came from either Benin or Yoruba. Any wonder that have Obi of onitsha when king in Igbo is mainly Eze or Igwe

agabaI23: Tony akpuru achia

Tony nke ole?
Biko gwakwanu ya, Eze Igwek'ala 1 of Umumkpi na ndi ichie ya, tinyekwa ra ya eze ndi mba ozo di iche iche, gbakoo together na isi obodo umumkpi n'afo 19kpiridim, n'onwa December wee chiem echichi as anu Ana agba egbe o n'acho condom 1. (Unless tony echigo as 2)

Infact echi chara m echichi nkea, ndi choochi etekwaa m mmanu nso unto the same echichi. Ya wu na echichi m a di recognized na ala Igbo gburu gburu mana ulo uka, ma nugwu awusa, ma na ala ndi Lagos mana amerika mana London infact uwa nile

Last week mama Eliza mere recognize na London, tinyekwa ra m ya knight, infact iga Westminster aha m wu ;
Sir Toshmann nwa mama, anu Ana agba egbe o nacho condom 1, lord master of the kings bedchamber and bearer of the order of the garter.
Unite nations nyekwa m permanent seat na security council ha.
Awughi m obere mmadu. Gwakwanu tony.
Most importantly, umuasa united nyere m echichi as first lord of the harem.

agabaI23: Tosh ihukwara onye si Na ya by Anu a na-agba Egbe o na-acho condom? Ezekudene, kedu Onye chiri ya ozo?

Onye owu wu Onye?

if it's this bad it onitsha area in anambra state, which is one of the most educated states, only god knows what it will look like in the so called educationally less privileged states.

and talking about english, the kind grammar wey person de see for online from naijans, even graduates sef, e be like time don reach make we find way develop our own pidgin english o, bc this oyibo english don hard many of us. make we take style develop this our pidgin engrish begin use am officially.
i can assure you there'll be at least 50% improvement in maths and science scores if we begin to de use pidgin engrish to teach maths and science

my peopuru make una think am na

Finally I'm seeing names in official govt statements on security.

Na wa o

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