₦airaland Forum

abysirius: Stop being stupid!Achebe with all that he was chased Nobel Laureate Price to his grave. Olaolufred isn't d only 1 that admires WS. The whole world does. Ask ur village head I'm sure he will tutor u that Nobel Laureate Prize is not for fools but gr8 minds. Left to me, apart from PEG being the worst first lady ever with his non-performing shoeless husband as the president, she is a non-issue and shouldn't matter.

I went to Sweden once, when I tell them I'm Nigerian, they all say they know Soyinka. When I ask them how they knew him, they say he wrote a great book. Then I ask which book. They say "things fall apart"

Anyways, I think Soyinka is a great achiever. Let no one forget that. Achebe is also a great achiever. Don't you forget that. These two men are one of Nigeria's greatest ever. I'm not interested in comparison. I leave comparison to the feeble minded Nigerians. I read books by both men and I have never been prouder of any other Nigerian writer than these two heroes. Achebe is gone, I hope Soyinka will write at least one more book before his time.

People, how is this thread turning into a tribal war? na wa o. Just for your info, GEJ and his wife PEJ are not Igbos.

How is this Patience sef . . . . . . google images . . . . . . . . . . . .hmmmn. . . . . . . . . . . no comment.

But I'll still insist make bros quit the name calling.

Ok congrats English people . . . BUT

Will this reduce the price of condom

joeace2020: i once spat and farted in my brothers food
i once put cockroach in the soup meant for the house
i once burst dads tire so we wouldnt go to school and i succeded.
i once stole mums money and set my other brodas up by distributing it into their pockets.

over to you

Dude you bad o

The only thing I did was pour water into my soup so I won't eat it( I wanted them to buy me biscuits instead)

I was forced to eat the watery soup

perragy: [color=#990000][/color]

Feathers sends me up above the sky!

Recommended for itchy deeper ears!

Na so my guy.
Chei! Una don remind me of my teenage days
Those feathers sweet like 0rga$M

aniiii: A)

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B)

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C)

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D)

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E)

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F)

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Lolololol

B, C & E

B sweet eh

basty: One thing is this, Igbo people will definitely hate Prof Soyinka because he has achieved what their literary late Icon China Achebe could not.
I don't join issues with all these biased tribalists stand out to archive, (A nju won o se with lejo ija ilara won ko tan boro) Soyinka has surpassed them, they are full of envy.
Is it an offence for him to air his opinion?
Useless tribalist.

I've seen a lot of foolish posts in my life but this is by far the most fo0lish of them all.

D'you know that Soyinka is very popular in the eastern heartland? Yes, people like him very well in the east. Seriously do Yorubas hate igbos this much? And perhaps vice versa? I need to know, bc I grew up in the east. The only Yorubas I met were my classmates at federal govt college and at university of calabar and they were not like this. And definitely the Yorubas I know in Ohio are absolutely not like what I see in nairaland. And the igbos I see in Ohio are not anti-Yoruba either. So what is it with nairaland igbos and Yorubas? How old are you guys? If I may start there.

@topic
In my opinion, The fact that Patience is 'fighting' with Soyinka is a promotion for Patience. I'm sure she won't want this saga to end.
I would advice Soyinka, for the sake of those of us who still hold him in high esteem, to stop. It's demeaning for him to engage PDP politicians in a gutter fight. He will loose his respect while PDP has no respect to loose.

And while I'm tempted to agree that Patience deserves some of the name calling, I'll still insist that in this day and age it is ungentlemanly to do so.

See wetin poverty de cause

[quote author=$ugardaddy]my name na Olodo[/quote]we know, why u dey advertize am

Five most respected Nigerians

1. Uhm. . . . Uhm . . . .ehm. . .
2. Ahm. . . Uhm. . . . It's eee. . .
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amarilo: Arsenal and Liverpool who is likely to win first. Not only PL anything winnable minus emirati cup

At least Liverpool can win capital one cup

Fake a wu m anwu-anwu. Nothing mega
Oso ndi tattoo ha dee aha Osama n'ara ha, nwa mama ga añu the ara hoha

adaobi123: Lool.

You tried sha

Ahaa ,
Now go and take a nap. By the time you wake up, your friends will be awake. Then y'all can chat as much as u want.
Toshmann's got to leave now

Ciao

adaobi123: I don't like this story.

You're a horrible story teller.

Did you think I was trained for babysitting little girls

adaobi123: Go on

There was a man named Jay. He had a daughter called Doby. She was a very little girl who had a friend called Othello. Othello was just a kid. These two kids were always happy with each other.

They had an uncle called Tish. And one day, Othello was not around and Tish was asked to babysit Doby. . . .

adaobi123:

I can't sleep without a story

Ok, story story

Once upon a time . . . . . . .

adaobi123: Okayy, i'll go to sleep but you have to tell me a story.

Ok, when you wake up

adaobi123: Yeah right

I'm always right

Now go and sleep. It's nap time for kids

Or else, no "launch box" for you tomorrow

adaobi123: Pervert

A handsome one

adaobi123: Jobless old man

Sleepless little girl

adaobi123:

Go away

NO

adaobi123: I'm a young adult, remember ?

Yes, [size=18pt]Young[/size] [size=5pt]adult[/size]

adaobi123: Lol

And why didnt you have your own nap?
You ain't too different in age from Mr cork and co

adaobi123: They are sleeping.

Then just wait. One of them will soon wake up. Nap time shouldn't be more than an hour.

adaobi123: I'm bored

What happened to your boyfriends babyfriends?

Nigeria is not going to break up. The US should stop all these yeye prophecies. Instead of break up there will be more riots and killings then the army will come in and kill their own then peace then elections then violence then killings then peace then . . . . . .etc but not break up.

nice4life: , DO NOT MARRY ANYONE WHO IS NOT WILLING TO LEAVE FAMILY, CAREER, AND EVERYTHING JUST FOR YOU ANYONE NOT WILLING TO DO THESE IS NOT SURE OF YOU AND WILL CERTAINLY BE A BAD CHOICE FOR A LIFE PARTNER.

In other words, remain single for life

Lol, faketan, felicia agaghi esoli otele. Mbanu! Water get level. Otele gaa na "ihe" Felicia, the thing ga eri otele complete, agaghi ahu ya Anya ozo.

Odika owu darfur na Felicia nuzi now

Cowboy43: i knw but am just asking....DO WE STILL HAVE LITTLE GIRLS IN OUR SOCIETY?

No we don't. Once a female baby is born, she develops BR€4$T in 2 minutes and by 5 minutes after birth all her reproductive organs don set.
10 minutes after birth she's already pregnant for the doctor that supervised her mothers pregnancy.
48hrs after birth she's a grandmother.

D'you have another useless question?

toshmann: And millions of nigerian males including my humble self are against this BS, and I'm against it not bc it's a feminism issue but bc it's a human rights issue and those teenage and underaged girls are human beings that should be given a pen (education) and not a pen1s ( child marriage) .

I even stated it boldly that those girls are human beings. Na wa o

This is common sense. And I hope you join the fight against this bill, and not turn it into a feminist issue and use it to attack men generally.

and just as if I knew, you eventually tried to use it to express your inappropriate disdain for me

On another note, put of my self evident kindness and care for a sister , I decided to consult a psychologist on your behalf , I explained in detail how you've been belligerent and hateful towards men. The psychologist, who happens to be a woman, suggested that I should advice you to slow down and allow a nice man into your life. And so, as a very gentle brother who cares about your happiness, I have searched the whole world for a great guy to help give you a life, and I've come up with one name---> Biolabee

So pls, I'm willing to sponsor the wedding. Even the honeymoon.
All I need you to do is to say yes. Leave the rest to me, I'll talk to my guy biolabee.

[size=5pt]Alarm don blow, Toshmann buys bullet proof helmet and vest[/size]

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LET IT BE ON RECORD THAT I, TOSHMANN THE GREAT, VEHEMENTLY OPPOSED THIS MADNESS COMING OUT FROM A MAD MAN IN A MAD HOUSE CALLED NIGERIAN SENATE

99cent: according to your logic, women are not human?
feminism is a human rights issue because women are human. just as gay rights issues are human rights issue because gays are also human. If you don't see this logic then I can't help u. then again, I don't blame you because the logic of "human rights" applied only to men historically ie "all men are created equal" so I can see why it's so difficult for an anti-feminist like you to associate women's rights with human rights when you are nostalgic for those old "traditional" days. probably you see women as half-human or non-human? twisted logic IMO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkLStUgkeJ4

Nne na wa for you o,
We're you having s€X when you made this post
I'm saying I support this bc it's a human rights issue and the only thing you understood is that I mean that women are not humans!!! See me see wahala o

I support this campaign, it's a human rights issue. I have called on you to abandon this your feminist propaganda and join us in the struggle for human rights. Rights for all humans and not just for women( while hating men) but rights for all ( while hating all those that abuse human rights regardless of their gender, race, creed or whatever) .

The people I'm opposed to, as a human rights campaigner, are those opposed to the idea that human rights are sacrosanct. Unlike you who just opposes men, as well as women who dared to have a different opinion.

Abeg pack well joor. Hillary Clinton was wise enough to use human rights as the umbrella coverage for her campaign in Beijing conference. But you'll prefer to hate men, how will you win your feminism rights.

And by the way, the fetus is also covered by human rights.

vivavik: Shey na una deh worry my rita evryday 2 go marry? Pple weh dne marry no fit stay 4 husband house. Point is, don't do things cos odas are doing and dnt let the deranged society push u 2 do thns u'll regret @ the end of the day. Wishing her heart quick recovery.

How old is this Rita by the way